Yup. As a Serenwildian Mistell Conneisseur, I give this one 4 out of 10 for form (typos!), 7 for style and 8+ for invention.

Yeah very interesting watching that whole thing unfold.... if we could only show you what led up to that...

Thank you Zaragoo for umm making me damn near pee myself

3088h, 5548m, 6040e, 10p, 14340en, 26640w ex---\\\\02:09:26:843//
Soll holds out his hands towards you, and you are surrounded by a scintillating
globe of energy, which manifests into the Sphere of the Crocodile.
3088h, 5248m, 6040e, 0p, 14340en, 26140w x---\\\\02:09:27:859//(M:-300)stat

Annointed Lieutenant Soll, the Absent-Minded Halcyon
Strength : 9 Dexterity : 11 Constitution : 10
Intelligence : 20 Size : 9 Charisma : 17
You are a bit under-dressed, and utterly satiated.
You are fully rested.
You are sober and in control.
You are completely sane.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look like royalty.
You are an enemy of: Ladantine, Southgard, Nil, Fain, Magnagora, Geomancers,
Shallach.
You can campaign for sanctuary during village influencing.
You currently possess 0 lessons, 300 credits, and 0 bound credits.
You have played for a total of 105 days, 1 hours and 24 minutes.
This week you've played a total of 0 days, 15 hours and 59 minutes.
When you shout, others will hear: An overpoweringly strong male voice shouts,
"Blah blah blah."
You are a founder of the Peulus family.
Your current mindset is pedantic.
Your motto: 'Clever one...'
You will timeout after 30 minutes of inactivity.
3088h, 5248m, 6040e, 0p, 14340en, 26140w x---\\\\02:09:28:890//nativity soll

He is 77 years old, having been born on the 15th of Estar, 71 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
On that date:
Sun was in the sign of the Bumblebee.
Moon was in the sign of the Dolphin.
Eroee was in the sign of the Spider.
Sidiak was in the sign of the Lion.
Tarox was in the sign of the Twin Crystals.
Papaxi was in the sign of the Volcano.
Aapek was in the sign of the Glacier.
A Sphere of the Crocodile (20%) influences you positively (0 minutes).
3088h, 5248m, 6040e, 0p, 14340en, 26152w x---\\\\02:09:30:500//
Bleeding wounds open up on your body, as your soul surges with holy power.
2946h, 5548m, 6040e, 0p, 14340en, 26152w x---\\\\02:09:31:984//(H:-142)(M:300)
You have recovered equilibrium.
2946h, 5548m, 6040e, 0p, 14340en, 26152w ex---\\\\02:09:32:687//
You bleed 4 health.
2942h, 5548m, 6040e, 0p, 14340en, 26158w ex---\\\\02:09:34:515//(H:-4)
You no longer have the Sphere of Crocodile surrounding you.

(Bellator Societas): Zalana says, "There's gonna be a, and I'm not bull ing,
Testicle festival on the 3rd of january."

(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "OMFG."

(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "MY BIRTHDAY IS THE TESTICLE FESTIVLA?!"

You lay out a spread of your finest cuisine and delicasies before your guests.
Enjoying the food yourself, you delight even more at the sight of everyone
indulging themselves in this epicurian feast, eating and drinking until utterly
satiated. The fine meal not only lifts your spirits, but enhances your body as
well.

Rhoan, the Sanguinary says, "Very nice. Now I may have enough strength to steal
Lord Fain's whip."

Rhoan shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Zalana grins mischievously at Rhoan.

A wry smile spreads across your face.

7289h, 8272m, 8689e, 10p eSxk<>- < 19:44:38.687">discern rhoan

You discern that Rhoan, the Sanguinary could destroy you without breaking a
sweat.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Ur'Commandant, Marquessa Kayde De'Unnero, Painted with tears says, "I want
m'lords swords."

You say to Kayde, "They are actually in the Temple."

You say, "If you can pull them out of the stone!"

Ur'Commandant, Marquessa Kayde De'Unnero, Painted with tears says, "I know."

Kayde gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Ur'Commandant, Marquessa Kayde De'Unnero, Painted with tears says, "Therein lies
the problem."

Kayde taps her nose knowingly.

Myrmidon Kalas Ildaudid says to you, "You know dad will be there all the time
trying."

Ildaudid smirks.

Kayde gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Ur'Commandant, Marquessa Kayde De'Unnero, Painted with tears says, "He will."

The corners of Zalana's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Ur'Commandant, Marquessa Kayde De'Unnero, Painted with tears says, "We'll be like, Ixion.. come away from there.. you can't get them out.. you've been trying for 10 years."

Ildaudid grins and nods at Kayde.