Just your ugly avatar and signature!

Mitch beat you, Acrune?!

(Spouts): Meshora says, "That is why we will hold this class. So that you might
learn the easier way to collect essence to put in the megalith for power."

Now we see what team you're really working for Meshora *shakefist*

Malicia, riding Zyaran, the Midnight Eagle, arrives from the northwest.
An ominous shadow shrouds the area moments before a piercing cry heralds the
arrival of a massive black eagle from the northwest.

Malicia, riding Zyaran, the Midnight Eagle, leaves to the east.
Spreading its great wings, the eagle resounds a single sharp cry before soaring
off to the east.

You yell, "Eek! Malicia is invading."

Prince of Winter, Kalodan Caelicus, Brother Faechild yells, "Raid! Raid! Off
with her head!"

You see Andrus, Seren Brave yell, "Off with it? Smashing it is much more fun!"

You yell, "Awww, Brother Wolf isn't helping my sense of smell too much. All I
can scent is a big pile of rotten fish somewhere along the river."

You yell, "Oh. Found her."




Oh, and...




That's a really messy scalping job.

Yeah. Thats what happens when you're careless with 6 second balance skills.

(Glomdoring): Zacariah (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nothing Matters
but Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Taryn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Glory be to
Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): You say, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Shayle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Glory be to
Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Steffania (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Glory be to
Glomdoring."

(Glomdoring): Nirrti says, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Diamante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Glory be to
Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Synl (from the Aetherways) says, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Afollia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Glory be to
glomdoring."


About half a minute later..


(Glomdoring): Taryo says, "Glory be to
Glomodring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(Glomdoring): Shayle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That kind of
enthusiasm, though certainly appreciated, could certainly be toned down just a
little."


He's a just-out novice, but still..

..ROFL

Typos in things that are being exclaimed ALWAYAS make for a laugh

...And that wasn't even intentional, but I'll keep it just because.

(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "Turns out daevos is gay."

that made me laugh

(Order): Laysus (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Either that or prepare for the
possibility of putting Elryn in a dress so we can live in denial."

(Order): Elryn (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Hmm, I think I could pass for a
Divinity."

(Order): Elryn (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I am Faeling, after all."

(Order): Elryn (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "The dress might be hard to pull
off though."

(meanwhile, on MSN)

Elryn: you speak, so I'm not rambling on all the time
Elryn:

(meanwhile, on Lusternia ... since I got distracted. everything's Elryn's fault!)

(Order): You say, "Laugh."

(Order): You say, "... can you all pretend you didn't hear anything there?"

(Order): Lisaera says, "It is rare that anyone pays attention to you anyway,
Tsuki."

(Order): You say, "Ah, but they pay attention when I don't want them to, and
don't when I do."

(Order): You say, "But thank You for the thought, m'Lady."

(and, back on MSN)

Tsuki: when I speak, I mess up
Elryn:

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Also found this to be funny. In a scary sort of way ...

Laugh at the lag. Because if you don't, it will make you cry.

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influence drulda with beguiling
3112h, 4365m, 4200e, 10p, 14460en, 21300w ex-
Drulda Werdottir demands of you, "So what do you want?"
Your ego drains as you consider your response.
3112h, 4454m, 3712e, 10p, 14460en, 21300w ex-
Drulda Werdottir demands of you, "What am I supposed to think of that?"
Your ego drains as you consider your response.
3112h, 4454m, 3236e, 10p, 14460en, 21300w ex-
Drulda Werdottir demands of you, "What are you saying?"
Your ego drains as you consider your response.
3112h, 4480m, 2906e, 10p, 14460en, 21300w ex-
Drulda Werdottir demands of you, "And so?"
Your ego drains as you consider your response.
3112h, 4480m, 2495e, 10p, 14460en, 21300w ex-
Drulda Werdottir demands of you, "So what do you want?"
Your ego drains as you consider your response.
3112h, 4480m, 2119e, 10p, 14460en, 21300w ex-
A loud humming vibrates throughout the Village of Rockholm.
3112h, 4480m, 2119e, 10p, 14460en, 21300w ex-
Drulda Werdottir demands of you, "What are you saying?"
Your ego drains as you consider your response.
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2. Create a new character.
3. Quit.

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Werdottir Tailoring.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
Drulda Werdottir is here, sewing a leather vest with hemp twine. There are 11
centaur hunters here. A wiccan broom floats here, vibrating with energy.
You see a single exit leading out (open door).
3112h, 4480m, 292e, 10p, 14460en, 21300w ex-out

Ruby Road. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
You see exits leading southeast, west, and in (open door).

I usually love spiritbond night.

***** reaches over and spanks a metal cooking pot firmly on its bum.
Squire *****, of the Armies of Light grabs the pot, making sure no one is
looking, and humps it several times, making grunting noises.

Stew, anyone?

(Disciples of Klangratch): Murphy says, "I remember all my preschool friends."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Murphy says, "I was a very cute kid."


'Nuff said.

A couple funny ones..

Jaskata tells you, "Do you think Murani sounds like Money?"
Jaskata tells you, "Well D' means the, so if Murani was money, telrath would be Count The Money."

Elsra tells you, "Do you make socks?"
You tell Elsra, of Vernal Moonlight, "Yes."
Elsra tells you, "I'd like one to put in Kalodan's mouth."

(Bellator Societas): Svalis says, "Something in my butt just popped."

readlog Paladins 0 1
2006/06/02 13:10:38 - Marcallo stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a novice.

(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "I would sleep with a man for Night to be good."


Whatever floats his boat I guess.

Shaeden thrusts his hand out to a dwarven pilgrim and begs shamelessly.
A dwarven pilgrim sighs dramatically and searches her pockets, looking for
something to give Shaeden.
She gives the corpse of a baby rat to Shaeden.