Ur'Guard Initiate, Krugg says, "Pardon me everyone, I have to describe myself."

On the topic of squirrels

(Serenwilde): Suzari says, "All those nuts in my mouth are making me talk unclear.


(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "That may have been phrased better, Suzari..."

(Serenwilde): Suzari says, "All those nuts in my mouth are making me talk
unclear."
(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "That may have been phrased better, Suzari..."


EDIT: Bah. I blame running upstairs to get some food for that.

Serenguard Gero says, "Wanna make me love you a lot more than I do?"

Was that a pickup line?

Elryn has been slain by the might of his own stupidity.
Yuniko has been slain by the might of her own stupidity.

Someone who wanted extra permissions on their door:

#160 : 10/29 21:00 "I am making a new charecter, I will send a message saying HOLY POO IT IS A MOUSe. then I want you to give him the permission into my manse ok?"

#161 : 10/29 21:01 "See you soon."

#162 Aeyeron: 10/29 21:25 "HOLY POO THE MOUSE or some thing like that.

#163 Aeyeron: 10/29 21:25 "It is serges, sned me a message when you give ne permission."

That's just so awesome.

That was after she killed a ton of people when Jasper left Glomdoring/Shadowdancers/Her Order (For those who weren't here)

Kymir tells you, "... Do the things you say make sense to you, or do they just
occur naturally outside of whatever cognitive functions you possess, however
limited they may be?"

You tell Kymir, Vengeful Initiate, "I like cookies."

Kymir tells you, "It's the latter."

Ishimoru Edoc'sil shouts, "Lady Viravain, will you marry me? And if not, what
are you doing tomarrow night Lord Shikari?"

The throaty growl of Shikari, the Predator resonates around you, "I am afraid I
do not associate with maggots, Ishimoru, and neither does My Sister."

(Market): Ishimoru says, "Looking for trash and other assorted nummies for a
maggot to munch on."

(Glomdoring): Shayle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "We are...the most
wonderful place in the basin."
2850h, 3945m, 3075e, 10p ex-
(Glomdoring): Josun (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "We are!"
2850h, 3945m, 3075e, 10p ex-
(Glomdoring): Shayle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Of that, I have no
doubt."
2850h, 3945m, 3075e, 10p ex-
(Glomdoring): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Indeed."
2850h, 3945m, 3075e, 10p ex-ct actually, some of us are downright evil

(Glomdoring): You say, "Actually, some of us are downright evil."
2850h, 3945m, 3075e, 10p ex-
(Glomdoring): Etanru (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Aye! Glory be to the
Glomdoring!"
2850h, 3945m, 3075e, 10p ex-
(Glomdoring): Shayle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Indeed! Glory be to
Glomdoring!"
2850h, 3945m, 3075e, 10p ex-
(Glomdoring): Josun (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Who's evil? I haven't met a
single evil person here. Glory be to Glomdoring!"
2850h, 3945m, 3075e, 10p ex-
(Glomdoring): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Glory be to
Glomdoring!"

*puke*

But, IC, it's bearable.

(Spouts): Geb says, "Any of you applicants have any questions you would like answered?"

(Spouts): You say, "Ooh, pick me, pick me!"

(Spouts): Geb says, "Sure Joli, ask away."

(Spouts): You say, "Um.."

(Spouts): Tenza says, "Very funny."

(Spouts): You say, "Lemme see here."

(Spouts): You say, "Oh.. I can't manage to meet my level requirements to get outof Newton."

(Spouts): Geb says, "Why is that the case? Are you being slain by the denizens there too many times?"

(Spouts): You say, "Yes and getting burnt out too."

(Spouts): You say, "And everytime I go to the elemental plane it is flooded witheveryone and their brother."

(Spouts): You say, "Pah, Geb didn't help me. I'm going to go cry to Vesar now."

(Spouts): Geb says, "Hunt with others. Make sure you have health vials and mana vials if all possible. Stop to meditate if you need to. Also, don't go to the water plane unless you are escorted. It is too dangerous otherwise for a novice such as you."

(Spouts): You say, "Oops."

(Spouts): You say, "No one will take me bashing.. because the person I ask doesn't like to hunt."

(Spouts): You say, "Or they are too busy."

(Aquamancers): You say, "If you can't tell I am having fun over here."


Messing with Geb.

Edit: ... I'm the biggest novice you'll ever see!

Speaking of GNT...

This happened a while back when Munsia had to go through Hartstone novicehood again. I love pookas.

(Pebbles): Munsia says, "What's a demesne?"

Got yelled at by Sylphas but it was totally worth it.

Nokraenom tells you, "*eyeshift* Quickly, in the guildhall where I won't be
seen."

You tell Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette, "I am!"

Nokraenom snuggles up close to you, looking happy and content.

Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette says, "This never happened."

Nokraenom shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Tatsuya, Seren Brave asks Jasper, "Have you ever been in Glomdoring?"


that made me giggle.

(House of Shadows): Stangmar says, "You so should contest Geb, Joli."

(House of Shadows): Diamante says, "Yeah joli."

(House of Shadows): Diamante says, "Joli>geb."

(House of Shadows): Stangmar says, "The basin would tremble."

(House of Shadows): You say, "...do you know what he would do to me?"


Oh yeah.. I can SO see that happening.

You give the Scroll of Enlightenment to Master Quettle.
Master Quettle says, "Ahhh, so you have found the Scroll of Enlightenment. You
have proven your discipline of Heart, Spirit, Clarity, and Form, may you be
honoured as the monks of the Tosha Monastery are."
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.

You gain a new honour!
One of your reflections has been destroyed! You have 0 left.
Master Quettle rages, seeing his attack fall on your reflection.




No blessing for me... Think the blessing must have hit the reflection

No there is something odd. Right in that message
You give the Scroll of Enlightenment to Master Quettle.
Master Quettle says, "Ahhh, so you have found the Scroll of Enlightenment. You
have proven your discipline of Heart, Spirit, Clarity, and Form, may you be
honoured as the monks of the Tosha Monastery are."
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.

============================================
Ya he nearly killed me last time as well

Before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The dark
heart of Glomdoring Forest is almost audibly beating in this, its shadowy
centre. Tall, blackened trees surround this clearing, pressing together into an
imposing barrier of rotten vegetation. Moulds and fungi are smeared across the
plants, their pungent stench suffusing the forest. The branches are coated in
dark slime, slick tendrils that hang downwards. Although a variety of trees
might actually grow here, the black tar that coats them renders them
indistinguishable. A thin black mist creeps between the trees, hanging low
across the ground. The floor of the clearing itself is simply bare earth,
cracked and dry. Overshadowing all is the Master Ravenwood Tree itself, jutting
into the sky like a twisted fist. Of the rest of the plant, there is no sign.
The sound of laughing crows echoes down from the treetops, a harsh sound for the
ears below. The atmosphere vibrates with a palatable power. Brennan Stormcrow
paces here, his cadaverous body twitching with sudden jerks. An animated
skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a bat around its skull. An
animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a spider around its
skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a beetle
around its skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a
wasp around its skull. The Master Ravenwood Tree towers over everything here,
pulsing with immeasurable and dark power. A blue roan ambles about here, tail
swishing. A rowan sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. There are 5
enormous black crows here. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts
up from the ground, chilling the air. An ominous aura surrounds a marble shrine
entangled by black roses, thousands of spiders nesting within the thorn studded
vines. A black cauldron sits here in a pool of shadows. An obsidian eye sigil is
here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.
There are 2 black direwolfs here. Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect
circle. A wooden spike is planted here, proudly displaying the shrunken head of
Estarra. A wooden spike is planted here, proudly displaying the shrunken head of
Estarra. A wooden spike is planted here, proudly displaying the shrunken head of
Estarra. A wooden spike is planted here, proudly displaying the shrunken head of
Estarra. A wooden spike is planted here, proudly displaying the shrunken head of
Estarra. Luthe d'Murani, Disciple of the Way is here. He wields a baleful rapier
of darkened steel in each hand. Heartless Nostal, Seeker of the Murder is here.
He wields a golden sickle in his right hand. Wyrm Tuyet, Disciple of the Way is
here. She wields a serrated marble shortsword in her left hand and a steel
shortsword in her right. Heiress of Shadows, Seer Penelope Pendalopolous
Treeripper is here. She wields a batwing shaped shield in her left hand and an
athame dagger in her right.
You see a single exit leading north.

Check IH. They're really Munsia, Elryn, Ibaesha, Raxilin, and Marina.

(Disciples of Klangratch): Murphy (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "On another note, i'm rather pissed off at the moment, i just broke my bloody g string again....stupid heavy strumming."


(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "...."












































(Disciples of Klangratch): Murphy (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ugh thats a g string on my guitar!"