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by Viravain

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Shiri2006-06-07 04:44:51
Rinaari tells you, "Learn 15 blademaster from eurytus Eurytus, Master of the
Hunt bows to you and commences the lesson in Blademaster."
Rinaari tells you, "HE'S ACTUALLY TEACHING ME WHA I WANT TO KNOW!"

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Rinaari tells you, "Nah. Just got another lesson in GLOMDORING."
Unknown2006-06-07 05:22:47
(The Tainted Trinity of Nil): Nigredo says, "Anything interesting happen?"

(The Tainted Trinity of Nil): You say, "Nothing too big, no."

(The Tainted Trinity of Nil): You say, "Marrying a Celestian."

(The Tainted Trinity of Nil): Nigredo says, "I've learned not to get my hopes... what?"
Xenthos2006-06-07 05:33:15
In a room description:

Geb razes your aura of rebounding with a A sedge of galingale is firmly planted in the forest floor.
Revan2006-06-07 06:30:41
(Bellator Societas): Athana (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Forren tells you, "Stop trying to kill the Tidal Lords."You tell The Enchanting Forren, Mage of the Light, "Or what?"Forren tells you, "Well, nothing really.""
Unknown2006-06-07 07:50:37
Sir Silimaur, Lights Judgement tells you, "I bet you do."

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Sir Silimaur, Lights Judgement tells you, "Mistell."

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Sir Silimaur, Lights Judgement tells you, "Someone powerful tells you, "I see you!"."
Terenas2006-06-07 16:34:58
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A golden throne thrusts itself up here, lending an air of majesty to the room.
There are 50 garnet vials here. There are 9 flame-shaped sigils here. There are
7 finely crafted rapiers here. There are 13 bloodstone vials here. There are 88
iridescent spores here. There are 15 pocketbelts here. There are 18 elegant
white letters here. There are 12 blood-red scabbards here. There are 24 ruby
vials here. There are 2 bright yellow roses here. A tower shield emblazoned
with a stag and moon lies on the ground here, lost in battle. There are 41
sapphire vials here. There are 2 silver crescent scimitars here. There are 2
twilight blue roses here. There are 6 mercenary greathelms here. There are 9
rune bags here. There are 7 brooch of playing kittens here. There are 17
friendship ring of pure jades here. There are 53 beryl vials here. There are 4
exquisitely crafted draconic broadswords here. There are 12 jade vials here.
There are 37 onyx vials here. There are 43 turquoise vials here. There are 25
coral vials here. There are 11 carved wooden bracelets here. There are 63
amethyst vials here. A cluster of orange snapdragons is here. There are 27
simple oaken pipes here. Some great robes lay here in a clump. There are 2
purple tulips here. There are 21 diamond vials here. There are 24 moonstone
vials here. There are 34 glowing powerstones here. There are 18 exquisite
gossamer necklaces here. There are 2 vials here. There are 64 pearl vials here.
There are 26 emerald vials here. There are 3 Scroll of Disruptions here. A
figurine of Terenas stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. In a metallic
heap, a shirt of blackened chain mail is here. There are 13 monolith sigils
here. Brightening its surroundings, a brilliant white rose lays on the ground.
There are 2 blued steel and cast iron crown set with gemstones here. A
bird-shaped axe lies here. There are 3 Scroll of Healings here. There are 5
beryl encrusted coral wands here. A dried wormwood stem lies on the ground.
Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. There are 29 opal vials here. A
brilliant yellow lily lies here on the ground. There are 2 Scroll of
Protections here. A painting of Terenas is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall.
A softly glowing set of field plate has been discarded here. There are 4 pink
carnations here. There are 4 shadowy moonstone cloaks here. There are 6
divinely wrapped presents here. A painting of Dumihru has been thrown on the
ground here. There are 4 vibrant sunflowers here. A heavy green coat with
luxuious fur trim has been carelessly discarded here. There are 10 leather
backpacks here. A small green scroll covered in leaves is here. There are 2
sacramental silver shortswords here. There are 29 eye sigils here. There are 6
overstuffed ham sandwichs here. A pretty bunch of yellow freesias is here.
There are 9 leg of roasted chickens here. There are 10 nyd runes here. There
are 28 blank rune stones here. There are 2 arnica buds in 2 groups here. There
are 7 ansuz runes here. There are 2 reishi mushrooms in 2 groups here. There
are 2 galingale stems in 2 groups here. There are 2 rad runes here. There are 5
energy cubes here. There are 23 feoh runes here. There are 3 wooden kegs here.
Resting on the ground here is a hefty shovel. An othala rune has been
carelessly dropped on the ground. There are 2 ing runes here. There are 15 wynn
runes here. A manna rune has been carelessly dropped on the ground. There are
27 ger runes here. There are 15 haegl runes here. There are 3 isa runes here. A
daeg rune has been carelessly dropped on the ground. There are 3 tiwaz runes
here. There are 3 eh runes here. There are 12 sigil runes here. There are 11
lagu runes here. There are 24 eoh runes here. There are 16 eohl runes here.
Adding a bit of darkness to the area, an onyx armband lies here.
Soll2006-06-07 16:41:36
blink.gif Riiiiight.
Terenas2006-06-07 17:43:44
I did say I was a squirrel. tongue.gif
Soll2006-06-07 18:22:03
Soll Soll Soll Soll Soll Soll Soll Soll Soll Soll Soll Soll Soll (Male Merian).
He is 78 years old, having been born on the 15th of Estar, 71 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 37th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is an Earl in the Holy Principality of New Celest.
He is a Droplet in the Aquamancers.
He is a Worldwalker in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a Connoisseur in the Divine Order of Isune, the Aesthete.
He is a member of the clan called 'The Dawn Brigade.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Blue Star Armoury.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Stuck in Limbo.'
He is a member of the clan called 'White Wind.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Aetheric Wanderers.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Emissaries of the Light.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'Clever one...'
He is deemed an Apprentice by the Bardic Council of Vesteran Honours.
He is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
He is a founder of the Peulus family.
He freed the gorgogs from their dimensional prison.
He summoned the spirit of Princess Marilynth to cleanse the Sea of Despair.
He rescued the child Joiya from the machinations of Jeitara.
He is an Honourary Shepherd of the Rocks.
He survived the horror of Kethuru when creation was threatened.
He passed the challenges of the Tosha Monastery.
He used the Hand of Tzaraziko in an attempt to free Hallifax.
He is the Matchmaker, having brought lovers together at the Chateau d'Amour.
He solved the mysterious murder at Stewart Mansion.


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Saran2006-06-07 18:33:49
Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart bows to Dasha and commences the lesson in Ephemeral.

The first to ascend perhaps (which would be funny if it were true)
Unknown2006-06-07 18:46:03
From a brand new Novice who kept asking me questions.

Elragoth tells you, "Do you know if there are werewolves or vampires in this
world?"
Soll2006-06-07 18:49:25
Methinks they got Aetolia and Lusternia mixed up.
Soll2006-06-07 20:54:58
(Spouts): Saca says, "Good grief 50 gp for a TART."

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Shayle2006-06-07 22:59:22
QUOTE


You tell Shadowbound Talis, "Greetings Shadowbound."
3156h, 4668m, 4668e, 10p, 14680en, 22240w exk<>-
The sharp sound of a twig snapping echoes behind you.
3156h, 4668m, 4668e, 10p, 14680en, 22240w exk<>-
Talis tells you, "Greetings Glomdoring."


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Daganev2006-06-07 23:12:44
Talis just hasn't wrapped the concept of Tells vs. CT around his head yet...

Sorry had to make the pun somehwhere!

http://ipol.com/BAZAAR/ZThome.HTML
Shorlen2006-06-07 23:42:08
While there was talk around the Wilde about what to do with Shamarah as Prince of Celest:

Tsuki tells you, "A magically-preserved letter tells you, "You should destroy
Shamarah.""
Forren2006-06-08 01:13:13
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Jun 7 2006, 11:42 PM) 295400

While there was talk around the Wilde about what to do with Shamarah as Prince of Celest:

Tsuki tells you, "A magically-preserved letter tells you, "You should destroy
Shamarah.""


Astral insanity. Have to love it.

She sent me that tell, too. biggrin.gif
Tsuki2006-06-08 01:16:24
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Jun 7 2006, 07:42 PM) 295400

While there was talk around the Wilde about what to do with Shamarah as Prince of Celest:

Tsuki tells you, "A magically-preserved letter tells you, "You should destroy
Shamarah.""

It did! Letters are amazing! frenzy.gif

Other ones I liked:
Fain tells you, "I could go for Solaine."
Ukanthru tells you, "My love! I hate the hair of a Holy Supernal."
A deck of Tarot cards tells you, "Yo! I am afraid of a pound of flax."
A bone rod tells you, "Would you marry my brother."

... and it takes a crazy-long time to get anywhere remotely approaching normal from highly neurotic. blink.gif Think I was only down to slightly neurotic before I finally signed off. Must do more Healing tests sometime ... and there should be a little pseudo nurse "healer" smilie ...
Athana2006-06-08 01:23:10
(Magnagora): Revan says, "Congratulations to Marlucia for her cityfavour. No seaweed encrusted biotch will take away OUR spectres."

(Magnagora): Marlucia says, "His."

(Magnagora): Revan says, "Whatever."

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Shamarah2006-06-08 01:25:41
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Jun 7 2006, 07:42 PM) 295400

While there was talk around the Wilde about what to do with Shamarah as Prince of Celest:

Tsuki tells you, "A magically-preserved letter tells you, "You should destroy
Shamarah.""


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