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by Viravain

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Hazar2006-06-13 23:05:48
I can't mess with our novices anymore. Everything's so literal for them. After showing them the wonders of being swallowed by the Wyrdling...
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An eerie bookshelf of ebon wood and bone stands in the corner of the room here.
A dark red leather couch rests here, its golden legs contrasting with the
surroundings. An old chair of solid stone sits here. Bomani Wyrmglow, a
battlescarred Shadowlord stands here, his iridescent red eyes regarding you
coolly. Wyrm Ingyon, Ward of the Wyrd is here. You may use the BOOKSHELF
commands here.
You see a single exit leading northwest.
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Ingyon greets Bomani Wyrmglow with a sincere smile.
Bomani Wyrmglow exclaims, "If years of battle have taught me anything, it's that
raw recruits are always too cocky for their own good!"
Bomani Wyrmglow growls menacingly.
2882h, 2882m, 2968e, 10p elrxkdb-say You can bow to him as well, but he won't eat you.

You say, "You can bow to him as well, but he won't eat you."
2882h, 2882m, 2968e, 10p elrxkdb-say Not today.smile.gif

You smile and say, "Not today."
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Wyrm Ingyon, Ward of the Wyrd says, "..."
2882h, 2882m, 2968e, 10p elrxkdb-sagenod

You nod your head sagely.


%^%

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Wyrm Ingyon, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Has Bomani eaten anyone in our guild yet?"
2882h, 2882m, 2968e, 10p elrxkdb-sagenod

You nod your head sagely.
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Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist declares that the Wargames
shall commence immediately! May the most skilled team win!
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Bomani Wyrmglow bows to Ingyon - the lesson in is over.
2882h, 2882m, 2968e, 10p elrxkdb-say He ate me a while ago

You say, "He ate me a while ago."
2882h, 2882m, 2968e, 10p elrxkdb-say I only came up a few months ago

You say, "I only came up a few months ago."
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Wyrm Ingyon, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Ok."
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Wyrm Ingyon, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Does it take long for you to be reborn?"
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It is now the 15th of Juliary, 149 years after the Coming of Estarra.
2882h, 2882m, 2968e, 10p elrxkdb-raise

You have emoted: Veyda cocks an eyebrow in silent query.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
Unknown2006-06-14 02:43:34
(Serenwilde): a furrikin farmer says, "Help, help, I'm being repressed!"
Forren2006-06-14 03:56:37
QUOTE(Fallen @ Jun 14 2006, 02:43 AM) 298020

(Serenwilde): a furrikin farmer says, "Help, help, I'm being repressed!"


Best line that they give. I love it.
Shorlen2006-06-14 05:33:25
Nejii arrives following Serenguard Rinaari Mes'ard.
Sarrasri arrives following Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire.
Rinaari smoothly swims in.

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Okay."

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Now rub it."

You peer at Nejii unscrupulously.

Kelysa blinks.

Rinaari rubs a beryl sunshine bracelet and it begins to glow with a pulsating
light.
Strangely enough, Rinaari squats down as though miming that she is pulling a
pair of pants down around her feet. She stands up with a look of satisfaction.

The corners of Rinaari's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Sarrasri leaves, following Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire.
Nejii leaves, following Serenguard Rinaari Mes'ard.
Rinaari leaves to the west.

(pause)

(pause)

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "I meant the bracelet!"
Ixion2006-06-14 12:22:14
The corpse of Sheia comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'

The corpse of Tzekelkan comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'
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Mazeb tells you, "Heh, to be honest. I just wanted to use it. I went from moondancers to celestine not to long ago."

You tell Ecclesiar Mazeb La'Saet, Holy Inquisitor, "I was aware."

Mazeb tells you, "I tell you one thing though, i miss hexes."

(chatter)

Mazeb tells you, "But Tarot can't compare to Hexes."
Mazeb tells you, "I have more of a choice of afflictions with hexes."

You tell Ecclesiar Mazeb La'Saet, Holy Inquisitor, "You aren't timing your
tarots well."

Mazeb tells you, "Oh?"

You tell Ecclesiar Mazeb La'Saet, Holy Inquisitor, "And you aren't using fool
tarot."
You tell Ecclesiar Mazeb La'Saet, Holy Inquisitor, "Two big mistakes."

Mazeb tells you, "Wow good point."

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Tzekelkan2006-06-14 15:22:33
QUOTE(Ixion @ Jun 14 2006, 02:22 PM) 298139

The corpse of Sheia comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'

The corpse of Tzekelkan comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'


Don't get me started. glare.gif
Vix2006-06-14 17:18:07
QUOTE(Avaer @ Jun 14 2006, 01:54 AM) 298089
Edit: And no, I didn't edit my post.

Out of context but it just looked so funny. tongue.gif
Verithrax2006-06-15 01:08:00
QUOTE(Ixion @ Jun 14 2006, 09:22 AM) 298139

The corpse of Sheia comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'

The corpse of Tzekelkan comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'

You see, this is what you get for crossing me.
Unknown2006-06-15 06:01:11
QUOTE(Verithrax @ Jun 15 2006, 01:08 AM) 298356

You see, this is what you get for crossing me.


From the game's craziest pacifist to this. laugh.gif
Sarrasri2006-06-15 06:29:13
Someone powerful: "A little confused about your gender, are you?"
Tzekelkan2006-06-15 10:50:26
QUOTE(Verithrax @ Jun 15 2006, 03:08 AM) 298356

You see, this is what you get for crossing me.


Riiiight, like I wasn't going in defence of Celestia or Water when I was a Walker. tongue.gif

P.S. And Sheia didn't do anything when he killed her... she just came to see me because I had died. sad.gif
Unknown2006-06-15 14:28:17
This one is taken after Collvan teleported to the Pool of Stars

"Collvan steps out of Collvan, trailing sparkling motes of light."

laugh.gif

After telling it to Sipelus, this is his reply

Sipelus says, "He finally came out of himself, eh?" biggrin.gif
Sarin2006-06-15 15:21:23
So, while harvesting in the Blighted Lands...
Flacarealah La'Saet sings, "Oh, so the world does seem to fall around."
Flacarealah La'Saet sings, "While the plants all drag the cities dowwn."
You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.
"Ok!" you exclaim.
Flacarealah La'Saet sings, "Just don't bloody head into Magnagora."
Your eyes sparkle with amusement.
Flacarealah La'Saet sings, "Cuz that's where I'll be frowwwwned."
Flacarealah La'Saet says, "Upon.."
Flacarealah La'Saet sings, "Now the stars've hidden their sparkle."
You say, "Possible."
Flacarealah La'Saet sings, "As the Father rises once more."
Flacarealah La'Saet sings, "But please don't head into Magnagora."
Flacarealah La'Saet sings, "Or I will be no more."

Made me laugh.
Unknown2006-06-15 19:21:42
Your ixion (Victim had 85% the might) hand tied the dealer's. You collect your bet.
Ixion2006-06-15 20:11:20
Wtf!

I am a bug finder magnet.. but damn..
Richter2006-06-15 20:13:12
That's a really odd message...
Unknown2006-06-15 20:21:02
Every time you tie at the blackjack table, it gives a weird message between "Your" and "hand". I just found that one particularly amusing.
Unknown2006-06-15 20:22:46
QUOTE(Richter @ Jun 15 2006, 08:13 PM) 298525

That's a really odd message...


I'll second that. wacko.gif
Shamarah2006-06-15 20:24:05
Kalodan sprints in from the a pine.
Unknown2006-06-15 21:17:55
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You say, in Ur'Grunt William O'Riley, "Victory!"


Freakin' bugs.

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(Spouts): Ryld says, "Raizan makes like 200k a month gamblings."
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(Spouts): Meshora says, "Ah, so that you all know. I am a cook and will cook
for all of you for free, anyone who feels the need to donate the comms I will
happily recieve, right now Im low on meat, but again, it is free to you all."
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(Spouts): Ryld says, "Gambling even."
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Ceren arrives from the south.
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Ceren leaves to the south.
1864h, 1864m, 1521e, 10p esSix-gnt I know. I've seen him win. Many times
(Spouts): You say, "I know. I've seen him win. Many times."
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(Spouts): Raizan says, "Ooh, thanks for reminding me Ryld, I need to start
gambling now."
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(Spouts): Ryld says, "No problem, Raizan."
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(Aquamancers): Flarya says, "Zanny."
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(Spouts): Ryld says, "I need to work on my curing reflexes."
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(Spouts): Meshora says, "Raizan thank you kindly for volunteering to supply me
with more meat, seeing how rich you are."