This has all spawned off from the Rapture upgrade, hasn't it? Maybe there was a chenge in the way variables are supplied, so it gets them from the wrong place occaisonally.

We had " steps out of a reflection, trailing sparkling motes of light" for a day once, After a while a Spout asked: "Why are tons of people walking out of this thing gave me? It's getting creepy." I thought it was cute...

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Crygar Whytetower, The Dark Blade says, "I dont kiss and tell."
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Crygar Whytetower, The Dark Blade says, "Or whatever and tell."
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'who did you kiss?

You say, "Who did you kiss?"
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Crygar Whytetower, The Dark Blade makes a zipping motion to his lips.
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Crygar Whytetower, The Dark Blade says, "These lips are sealed."
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You say, "Hmm."
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Crygar Whytetower, The Dark Blade says, "Fine ill tell."

You say, "They are obviously not sealed when you are letting other people's
tongues in them."
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Crygar Whytetower, The Dark Blade says something unintelligible.
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You say, "Pah, thats not a secret."
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Crygar Whytetower, The Dark Blade says, "You could hear that?"
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You say, "Ofcourse."

"What the...?" says Crygar, looking puzzled.
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Crygar Whytetower, The Dark Blade says, "Aslaran?"
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Crygar Whytetower, The Dark Blade says, "How the."
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Crygar Whytetower, The Dark Blade says, "You are human."
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Crygar Whytetower, The Dark Blade says, "I spoke aslari."
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Crygar Whytetower, The Dark Blade says, "And how did you know?"
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You say, "I am a changeling."
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Crygar Whytetower, The Dark Blade says, "Ack!"
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You say, "I have connections."
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Crygar Whytetower, The Dark Blade says, "Stalker?"
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You say, "I've been in this forest for a long time."
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Crygar Whytetower, The Dark Blade says, "Ah i see."
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Crygar Whytetower, The Dark Blade says, "Third eye."
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You say, "Plus, I'm a well known therapist."
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Crygar Whytetower, The Dark Blade says, "You saw us together."
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nose

You tap your nose knowingly.
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"Ahah!" Crygar exclaims triumphantly.
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I love the gullible... I ended up finding out the entire story, (which isn't very interesting, but still) Funny parts bolded.

WHy is Bill O'Riley an Ur'guard?

Yeah I noticed that too... except I was too dense to drop the William to Bill, now that you made that connection for me..... Must Kill Bill O'Riley.

It's spelled O'Reilly, as in "The O'Reilly Factor is both hilarious and infuriating."

Also, this was a really awkward experience...

Daxera points her staff at a giant snapping turtle, icy water erupting forth and
pounding into his body. A giant snapping turtle gasps from the shock of the cold
water, the very breath knocked out of him.
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say Must've been distracted
You say, "Must've been distracted."
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Daevos arrives from the southeast.
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symbol strike turtle
You point a blighted symbol of pestilence towards a giant snapping turtle, and a
gout of black fire slams into his chest.
The final blow proves too much for a giant snapping turtle, who expires,
pitifully.
You have slain a giant snapping turtle.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a giant snapping turtle.
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Holding the flame fang of the dark dragon poised at an angle overhead, Daevos
unleashes a violent assault at Daxera's right leg. Daevos strikes the tendon
above her right heel, making her scream as it's completely severed.
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Daxera takes a drink from a coral vial.
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look
Sodden beach.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. The beach here has turned a dark brown
colour after decades of absorbing the filth of the surrounding swamp. Small
vines reach across the sand, leading to the entanglement of the swamp all
around. The rotting remainds of a crocodile rest in the sound, all but its skull
entrenched by the sand. Swimming in the muck, a snapping turtle glares up at
you. Ur'Warlord Daevos, the Dragon of Midnight is here. He wields the flame fang
of the dark dragon in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, south, and northwest.
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/=========================\\
{ Equilibrium Recovered }
\\=========================/
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You cannot pick up a giant snapping turtle.
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You put 48 gold sovereigns in a canvas backpack.
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Holding the flame fang of the dark dragon poised at an angle overhead, Daevos
unleashes a violent assault at Daxera's left leg. Daevos strikes her left leg,
striking a major artery which splurts blood in all directions.
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Daxera takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on her legs.
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blink

With a focused look, Daevos strikes at Daxera with the flame fang of the dark
dragon. Daevos strikes the tendon above her left heel, making her scream as it's
completely severed.
The point of the blade thrusts through Daxera's body and emerges from her back,
jolting her upright as an expression of horror crosses her face. She finally
slides off the blade, dropping to the ground with a thud.
Daxera has been slain by Daevos.
Daxera drops the corpse of a giant snapping turtle.
Daxera drops the corpse of a giant snapping turtle.
Daxera drops the corpse of a giant snapping turtle.
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You blink.
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look
Sodden beach.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. The beach here has turned a dark brown
colour after decades of absorbing the filth of the surrounding swamp. Small
vines reach across the sand, leading to the entanglement of the swamp all
around. The rotting remainds of a crocodile rest in the sound, all but its skull
entrenched by the sand. Swimming in the muck, a snapping turtle glares up at
you. The twisted remains of Daxera lie here. There are 3 corpses of a giant
snapping turtle here. Ur'Warlord Daevos, the Dragon of Midnight is here. He
wields the flame fang of the dark dragon in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, south, and northwest.
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Daevos picks up the corpse of Daxera.
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You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a giant snapping turtle.
Daevos suddenly scoops up the corpse of a giant snapping turtle.
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get 10 turtle
You pick up the corpse of a giant snapping turtle.
There are no more turtle.
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Daevos leaves to the southeast.
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I love how you jumped to her defense

==

Ildaudid tells you, "Hey there."
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tell ildaudid hey
You tell Myrmidon Kalas Ildaudid, "Hey."
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Ildaudid tells you, "Hey."
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tell ildaudid hey
You tell Myrmidon Kalas Ildaudid, "Hey."
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Ildaudid tells you, "Hey."
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tell ildaudid hey
You tell Myrmidon Kalas Ildaudid, "Hey."
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Ildaudid tells you, "Hahaha."
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tell ildaudid indeed
You tell Myrmidon Kalas Ildaudid, "Indeed."

I just found this slightly comical.

It was a scorpion, I swear.

Being kicked around in two different orgs, betrayed and then Tainted will do that to you.

We should chat up again, you are finally out of your stupid pacifistic phase. :>

Alright, I don't have a straight quote...but this occured during the Estelbar revolt.

(Glomdoring): Crygar says, "Everybody bond Sun."

(Glomdoring): Crygar says, "Regenerate ego."

(Glomdoring): Shayle says, "Thank you for the reminder, Crygar."

Made me chuckle. I love our newbies.

I just jumped right into that revolt... I didn't even have sun up for the first few hours.

Ooer!

What the hell?

omg hax.

Sorry about that.

Ceren sinks to his knees and bows his head, whispering the name of Merkada over
and over. His head suddenly jerks up and a strange smile crosses his lips before
he drops down dead. Merkada shimmers into existence next to the body with tears
in his eyes.


I really like the Sacrifice messages.

I didn't know my cooking was so worthy of my esteem until now!

This was even more amusing to me because I remembered this (hurray for logs) from the month after the event:



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