Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Sarrasri2006-06-17 05:43:56
QUOTE
You say, "This might seem a bit odd a request, but would you have any ideas as
to how I can get Nejii to marry?"
You say, "He's quite a shy furrikin."
Avaleigh laughs melodically at you.
Charune, the Horned One says, "To marry you?"
You say, "No."
Charune looks about Himself, rubbing His chin thoughtfully.
Charune, the Horned One says, "I suggest tying him down and bringing
prospective mates to him until he gives in and picks one."
You snicker softly to yourself.
Avaleigh giggles happily.


biggrin.gif Nejii will be married..one of these days...
Shorlen2006-06-17 06:43:28
(Me showing my aethership system to Forren)

Forren: I'd need to make it work with Murphy's system

Shorlen: Shouldn't effect anything at all

Shorlen: I mean, what is his system going to do while you're flying?

Shorlen: Smash the controls?

Forren: hehehe

Shorlen: I mean, I could see Murphy going out of the ship

Shorlen: And beating the CRAP out of an aethermonster

Forren: hehhe

Shorlen: But yeah, I can't see his SYSTEM doing that

Forren: hehehe

Shorlen: Unless it goes "Harden up, princess" and makes you jump ship and swim

Forren: is it just a class that operates separately?

Forren: rofl yes tongue.gif

Forren: you can't swim though I don't think....

Shorlen: You can't

Forren: heh

Shorlen: But Murphy can

Forren: it's like hyperspace

Shorlen: I'm sure of it

Forren: you'd die

Forren: yeah

Forren: he's like chuck norris

Forren: only cooler
Shorlen2006-06-17 07:58:55
Penitent Arix Carthan says, "Oh dear, Murphy helping novices."

Penitent Arix Carthan says, "I find that hilarious and terrifying at the same
time."

Zedicus has been incinerated by Dreadlord Murphy, Divine Wrath.

You say, "It looks like Murphy is succeeding in helping that novice."


Penitent Arix Carthan says, "He did ask Murphy to cure his affliction."

Penitent Arix Carthan says, "Five little words you never want to hear from
Murphy."

Penitent Arix Carthan says, ""I can help with that"."
Sarrasri2006-06-17 08:02:05
Penitent Arix Carthan says, "Murphy has the heart of a child."

Penitent Arix Carthan says, "I hear he heeps it in his pocket."
Marcalo2006-06-17 14:30:34
(Bellator Societas): Murphy (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ash you're a douche and not a fighter."
4269h, 3540m, 3783e, 10p elrxkdb-
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "All a mage is either int or chabased."
4269h, 3540m, 3783e, 10p elrxkdb-clan switch 3

Your current clan will now be the 'Bellator Societas' clan.
4269h, 3540m, 3783e, 10p elrxkdb-
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "And you are a girlyman."
4269h, 3540m, 3783e, 10p elrxkdb-
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Who refuses to fight without power."
4269h, 3540m, 3783e, 10p elrxkdb-clt haha you got quoted for that murph

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Haha you got quoted for that murph."
Diamondais2006-06-17 15:28:42
QUOTE
A glowing star arcs out over the battlefield. Suddenly, it explodes into thousands of tiny fragments that rain down in a shower of glowing shards.
The cries of the finks scream out in agony as the shards of light burn them to cinders.
King Newtonson yells, "See the light of truth, you dirty finks!"
With a yell, a fink warrior pounces off to the north.


Missed one.
Verithrax2006-06-17 17:19:46
QUOTE(Sarrasri @ Jun 17 2006, 05:02 AM) 299186

Penitent Arix Carthan says, "Murphy has the heart of a child."

Penitent Arix Carthan says, "I hear he heeps it in his pocket."

He stole it from my jar?
Ixion2006-06-17 19:45:13
(Bellator Societas): Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I just wish I liked the actual world more."


mmm out of context quotes.
Daevos2006-06-17 19:46:41
Was speaking of Imperian, my assessment of Lusternia is actually reversed.
Forren2006-06-17 20:14:54
Yeah... when Murphy gets in the pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Murphy.
Unknown2006-06-17 21:13:44
QUOTE
Borca has died in the imploded wreckage of borca.
Narcissistic much?
Xenthos2006-06-17 21:21:33
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Jun 17 2006, 05:13 PM) 299364

Narcissistic much?

Oh, come on. It's the same bug as Malicia sacrificing herself for Malicia. tongue.gif

Malicia has sacrificed herself for the resurrection of malicia.
Shamarah2006-06-17 22:14:34
Ashteru stumbles and grimaces, holding his head and his stomach as he suffers
the wrath of right.

Ashteru stumbles and grimaces, holding his head and his stomach as he suffers
the wrath of left leg.

Ashteru stumbles and grimaces, holding his head and his stomach as he suffers
the wrath of a pine.

Ildaudid stumbles and grimaces, holding his head and his stomach as he suffers
the wrath of pink.
Xenthos2006-06-17 22:18:36
It's the right left leg of a pink pine!
Unknown2006-06-18 03:41:04
You portal to the Portals of Magnagora.
The Portals of Magnagora.
A grizzled old rat sits here, fearlessly. A young rat cautiously noses about for
food here. A full-grown rat prowls near your feet. There are 3 Ur'Guard Grand
Marshals here. You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to
enter the aetherplex system. There is an aetherways portal here.
You see a single exit leading out.
2442h, 3387m, 2594e, 0p, 11106en, 13586w ex-
out
Antechamber in the Necropolis.
Dark shadows coalesce in and out of existence as small, dark clouds obfuscating
the available light as they float around the area from a shield shrine of Fain
nearby.
You see exits leading northeast, northwest, down, and in.
2442h, 3387m, 2594e, 0p, 11104en, 13586w ex-
nw
Necropolis ritual chamber.
Dark shadows coalesce in and out of existence as small, dark clouds obfuscating
the available light as they float around the area from a shield shrine of Fain
nearby. A painting of a corridor of portraits is proudly exhibited on a nearby
wall. An obsidian eye sigil is here. A huge archdemon looms here, surrounded by
black mist. Shinza Tharedia is here. She wields a huge lion's head shield in her
left hand. Trooper Stagar Vae'Sant is here, shrouded. He wields a bladed
scimitar resembling flame in each hand.
You see exits leading north, southeast, south, and southwest.
2442h, 3387m, 2594e, 0p, 11102en, 13586w ex-

Shinza Tharedia caresses your cheek with her bony, emaciated hand, her touch
chilling your flesh slightly. "Welcome back. Honey." she says.
2442h, 3387m, 2594e, 0p, 11110en, 13592w ex-
hrm
You ponder for a moment and say "Hrm..."
2442h, 3387m, 2594e, 0p, 11110en, 13616w ex-

Stagar snickers at you.
2442h, 3387m, 2594e, 0p, 11110en, 13622w ex-
"Bad moment to sneak in
You say, "Bad moment to sneak in."
2442h, 3387m, 2594e, 0p, 11110en, 13634w ex-
"Have dun, people
You say, "Have dun, people."
2442h, 3387m, 2594e, 0p, 11110en, 13640w ex-
north
Unknown2006-06-18 05:09:58
QUOTE(Corinthian @ Jun 18 2006, 03:41 AM) 299457

You portal to the Portals of Magnagora.
The Portals of Magnagora.
A grizzled old rat sits here, fearlessly. A young rat cautiously noses about for
food here. A full-grown rat prowls near your feet. There are 3 Ur'Guard Grand
Marshals here. You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to
enter the aetherplex system. There is an aetherways portal here.
You see a single exit leading out.
2442h, 3387m, 2594e, 0p, 11106en, 13586w ex-
out
Antechamber in the Necropolis.
Dark shadows coalesce in and out of existence as small, dark clouds obfuscating
the available light as they float around the area from a shield shrine of Fain
nearby.
You see exits leading northeast, northwest, down, and in.
2442h, 3387m, 2594e, 0p, 11104en, 13586w ex-
nw
Necropolis ritual chamber.
Dark shadows coalesce in and out of existence as small, dark clouds obfuscating
the available light as they float around the area from a shield shrine of Fain
nearby. A painting of a corridor of portraits is proudly exhibited on a nearby
wall. An obsidian eye sigil is here. A huge archdemon looms here, surrounded by
black mist. Shinza Tharedia is here. She wields a huge lion's head shield in her
left hand. Trooper Stagar Vae'Sant is here, shrouded. He wields a bladed
scimitar resembling flame in each hand.
You see exits leading north, southeast, south, and southwest.
2442h, 3387m, 2594e, 0p, 11102en, 13586w ex-

Shinza Tharedia caresses your cheek with her bony, emaciated hand, her touch
chilling your flesh slightly. "Welcome back. Honey." she says.
2442h, 3387m, 2594e, 0p, 11110en, 13592w ex-
hrm
You ponder for a moment and say "Hrm..."
2442h, 3387m, 2594e, 0p, 11110en, 13616w ex-

Stagar snickers at you.
2442h, 3387m, 2594e, 0p, 11110en, 13622w ex-
"Bad moment to sneak in
You say, "Bad moment to sneak in."
2442h, 3387m, 2594e, 0p, 11110en, 13634w ex-
"Have dun, people
You say, "Have dun, people."
2442h, 3387m, 2594e, 0p, 11110en, 13640w ex-
north


Childish? You snuck in when she was doing an emote to greet me and she didn't notice you come in. Good work.


QUOTE
Message #1 Sent by: Ildaudid
06/17 22:27 "As a commanding officer I hereby order you to give me you Sig... I
am the KoolAid man and I must have the coolest KoolAid sig!!!!"

ninja.gif
Valarien2006-06-18 05:31:14
It's true.

That's the coolest goddamned Kool-aid Man sig I've EVER seen.
Unknown2006-06-18 06:05:37
QUOTE(Stagar Feyranti @ Jun 18 2006, 12:09 AM) 299495

Childish? You snuck in when she was doing an emote to greet me and she didn't notice you come in. Good work.

ninja.gif

Childish? no

I just walked in and was like wtf? I swear, not even a second I entered I received the emote. I'm a sneaky ninja

ninja.gif

:dreamweaversr00lz:
Shinza2006-06-18 06:42:02
Psh, would have been fairly obvious it wasn't for you. Since.. I don't think I've ever even spoken to you tongue.gif

Anyway, guess I'll just do everything in third person for the benefit of sneaky Yesod users.
Unknown2006-06-18 06:56:12
well.. there was that time when the kamikaze was flowing like crazy and.. blush.gif