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by Viravain

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Shiri2006-06-19 03:45:38
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Jun 19 2006, 03:23 AM) 299884

Making fun of Nejii should be a crime, because it's just too enjoyable. happy.gif


You had one of the poor Moon Guides convincing he was really replacing me though...she was trying to comfort me in case I was upset about losing the position, it was so cute. biggrin.gif

EDIT: And yes, good idea, I should put that in the leaves update. angry.gif
Shiri2006-06-19 04:03:42
You tell Ialie Starfall, "Skype me, baby, oooh."
dock rolepoints valarien 5
Aww
Tells can so be OOC tongue.gif
(( )) them!
((See, I am ashamaed to be a tell, so I am hiding!))
((I am especially ashamed to be a tell since I mis-spelled ashamed!))

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Unknown2006-06-19 04:09:50
Double parentheses are for retards. Real cool kids single parenthesize.
Vix2006-06-19 04:15:19
The Portal of Fate flashes as Bangladesh steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.
Terenas2006-06-19 04:16:08
QUOTE(Vix @ Jun 19 2006, 04:15 AM) 299920

The Portal of Fate flashes as Bangladesh steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.

Weren't you supposed to be gone? tongue.gif
Vix2006-06-19 04:18:16
Not permanently, no. smile.gif

QUOTE(MSN)
Shiri says:
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Moggy."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Talk to Vix."
(Bellator Societas): Terenas says, "Why?"
(Bellator Societas): You say, "She needs your help."
(Bellator Societas): Terenas says, "I'll end up calling her fat, then she'll
hurt me."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Hmm."
(Bellator Societas): Terenas says, "Etc. etc."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Good point. I'll get her to ask Iraen."

Vix says:
Terenas tells you, "Vix!"
You tell Terenas, "Fatty!"

Shorlen2006-06-19 05:06:02
A soft voice enters your mind and whispers, "... Shoooorleeeen! Elryn is being
oh so mean!"

A soft voice enters your mind and whispers, "Elryn did something! Fix it, fix
it!"

Elryn flicks a mote at Jasper.
The mote sinks into his aura, which darkens with ugly splotches.

"Ummmm," you say uncertainly.

Shouting out to the heavens, you release your lifeforce, sacrificing your own
health and well-being for that of Jasper.
An emerald aura of health and well-being surrounds Jasper momentarily, suffusing
him with Shorlen's lifeforce.

A whisper drifts on the breeze, "Aww!"

You twiddle your thumbs.

Moon's tears, Zenji, of Silver twilight says, "Ever heard of overkill?"


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We're on an aetherbubble, so we heard this COMPLETELY out of context:

(Serenwilde): Neleni says, "I could but it wouldn't be considered legal."
Unknown2006-06-19 05:36:44
QUOTE
We're on an aetherbubble, so we heard this COMPLETELY out of context:

(Serenwilde): Neleni says, "I could but it wouldn't be considered legal."


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Vix2006-06-19 05:50:49
I was asking if anyone could sell me 10 platinum and he answered in that manner.
Hazar2006-06-19 18:45:15
QUOTE
(Market): Verithrax says, "If self-flaggelation seems attractive, it can be
better provided by wearing a cilice belt availiable from me."
2660h, 2737m, 2968e, 10p elrxk-
2660h, 2737m, 2968e, 10p elrxk-
(Market): Crygar says, "What does flaggeltion mean?"


I just get too many Crygar quotes. I'm going to need to buy him armor or something.
Soll2006-06-19 18:53:37
laugh.gif I remember finding that word in the dictionary in my school days. I had a giggle.
Unknown2006-06-19 19:31:24
I can't resist this...

F-L-A-G-E-L-L-A-T-I-O-N angry.gif
Unknown2006-06-19 19:52:36
(Market): Grench says, "We all know the quickest way to a man's heart is through
his ribcage, so send tells for all your blacksmithing needs."

I LOL'ed.
Richter2006-06-19 20:25:38
Ooh, that's a good one.
Hazar2006-06-19 21:09:37
2006/06/19 15:59:29 - Shortnsexy stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a novice.
2006/06/19 16:04:29 - Shortnsexy is now known as Shortnstumpy.
2006/06/19 19:20:34 - Daganev outguilded Shortnstumpy.


That just made me laugh. Pathetic, but laughably pathetic.
Hazar2006-06-19 21:32:41
In Faethorn, with movement spam removed.

Daereth tells you, "When do these buggers change their minds?"
2483h, 2837m, 2968e, 10p elrxk-
2483h, 2837m, 2968e, 10p elrxk-daereth it certainly takes them a while

You tell Warden Daereth Val'wyrd, Heartless Vengeance, "It certainly takes them
a while."
2483h, 2837m, 2968e, 10p elrxk-
Daereth tells you, "Apparently."

Sunlight bellows across the realm, revealing the full glory of the majestic
sun's luminous presence as he climbs higher into the sky.
2483h, 2837m, 2968e, 10p elrxk-
2483h, 2837m, 2968e, 10p elrxk-daereth When it gets really boring, I'll actually try to talk them out of it. Never worked yet, but it's good exercise

You tell Warden Daereth Val'wyrd, Heartless Vengeance, "When it gets really
boring, I'll actually try to talk them out of it. Never worked yet, but it's
good exercise."

<>

2483h, 2837m, 2968e, 10p elrxk-
You begin to flap your wings powerfully and rise quickly up into the firmament.
Flying above backwards avenue.
A beautiful sprite flitters here with a brilliant halo of white light
illuminating her presence. Warden Daereth Val'wyrd, Heartless Vengeance is here.
He wields a darkened hammer in each hand.
You see exits leading southeast and southwest.
2483h, 2837m, 2968e, 10p elrk-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2483h, 2837m, 2968e, 10p elrxk-
2483h, 2837m, 2968e, 10p elrxk-greet sprite

2483h, 2837m, 2968e, 10p elrxk-
You greet a sprite with a sincere smile.
A sprite exclaims, "Fae should stay in Faethorn! This is our home!"
2483h, 2837m, 2968e, 10p elrxk-
Warden Daereth Val'wyrd, Heartless Vengeance says to a sprite, "Comon! mother
night for teh win!"
Tzekelkan2006-06-19 22:15:57
Malicia tells you, "Meanie."

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Hazar2006-06-20 02:16:20
This is my last quote for the day, I swear.


Xenthos reaches up and grabs a sturdy branch, then pulls herself up and
disappears into the treetops.
Vix2006-06-20 05:44:25
wub.gif Charune!

(We were discussing jewelry on CT)

(Serenwilde): You say, "Give me a jade pebble and I'll be happy."



=A few minutes later=



The rapid drum of galloping hooves and the bellowing call of the Hunter's Horn
announce the blurred arrival of Charune as He thunders into view.

Charune gives a small jade pebble to you.

You dance about in utter glee.

You thank Charune profusely.

ii jade
You are wielding:
shield7035 : a forestal spirit shield in your left hand.
sickle74426 : a golden sickle in your right hand.
You are holding:
"rapier7790" a sinuous jade rapier
"vial26606" a jade vial
"vial41573" a jade vial
"vial64971" a jade vial
"vial13915" a jade vial
"vial22809" a jade vial
"chip25662" a small jade pebble
You are wearing:
"necklace89974" a sturdy gold necklace and jade pendant
"ring25811" a jade leaf ring

p chip
Jagged edges line one side of this pebble, serrated pieces broken from a larger
whole. The dull green of the pebble holds little quality, merely value to its
bearer.
It has 1 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 4 ounce(s).

Charune's eyes sparkle with amusement.

You stroke a small jade pebble tenderly.

Charune waves goodbye.

Raising the Hunter's Horn to His lips, Charune trumpets a single, piercing note
before flicking His tail and thundering off.

Moon's tears, Zenji, of Silver twilight says to you, "Lost a pebble?"

You say, "Yaaay! Jade pebble!"

Zenji looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

Moon's tears, Zenji, of Silver twilight says, "Did He just make you a jade
pebble?"

You grin and nod.

Zenji's eyes bug out as he boggles in amazement.





And THEN:

(The Talnaras): You say, "Remember when I said I'd be happy with a jade
pebble?"

(The Talnaras): You say, "Charune came out of nowhere and gave me one!!"

(The Talnaras): Sarrasri (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hehe."

(The Talnaras): Isluna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yay."

(The Talnaras): Isluna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I have been
looking for him for so long, your lucky."

(The Talnaras): Sarrasri (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Lord Charune is
cool like that. He came to Mother once just to ruffle my hair."

Charune reaches over and ruffles your hair with a fond expression.

You giggle happily.

You say, "That is just creepy though, coming out of nowhere like that."

You grin mischievously at Charune.

Charune utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Charune, the Horned One smiles with a wink and says, "A hunter needs to know
how to sneak around a bit."

Charune, the Horned One says to you, "So what is the fascination with jade?"

You say, "I don't know, I just really like it. Won't take any jewelry unless
it's jade."

You say, "Unless someone gives it to me."

Charune flashes you a joyous smile.

Charune, the Horned One says, "I will keep that in mind."

You flash Charune a joyous smile.

Charune looks about Himself, rubbing His chin thoughtfully.

Charune reaches over and ruffles your hair with a fond expression.

Raising the Hunter's Horn to His lips, Charune trumpets a single, piercing note
before flicking His tail and thundering off.




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Shorlen2006-06-20 06:01:10
Charune's got a girl~friend! dry.gif quickexit.gif