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Unknown2006-06-20 06:13:51
QUOTE
(Market): Elryn says, "Sparkle sparkle little berry, how you used to make me
merry."

(Market): Elryn says, "Now your price has gone so high, like the runes for which
we vye..."

(Market): Elryn says, "Sparkle sparkle little berry... someone put me out of my
misery and sell the damn herbs!"


I read misery miz-ary myself.
Unknown2006-06-20 06:30:54
(Market): Vanthan says, "Got wood? I do. Fulfilling artisanal needs for citizens of Serenwilde and Celest."

Didn't know my dad was like that tongue.gif
Unknown2006-06-20 10:55:55
CODE
A small shrubbery (Female Master Viscanti Changeling Titan).
She is 64 years old, having been born on the 6th of Vestian, 85 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 8th in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Marquessa in the Dominion of Magnagora.
She holds the position of Guild Archivist in the Geomancers.
She is a Worldwalker in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a member of the clan called 'Mirh Barosi.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Bellator Societas.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Iniquitous Lyceum.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Kalas Legacy.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Black Soil Conclave.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Lusternian Diplomatic Gathering.'
She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
Her motto: 'Kharvik says, "Athana is our punching bag."'
She is considered to be approximately 120% of your might.
She has taken the hand of Ixion Kalas in marriage.
She has been divorced 2 times.
She is a root generation member of the Kalas family by marriage.
She did release the ship of the dead to plague the Inner Sea.
She did help summon the Great Cat Spirit to aid the Igasho Tribe of Hhuhur.
She solved the mysterious murder at Stewart Mansion.
She is an honoured Caregiver to the tae'dae cubs in Estelbar.
In Acknor, she helped the orcs raise a new chieftain.
She passed the challenges of the Tosha Monastery.
She has scribed the tales of old Celest into the Tome of Remembrance.
She survived the horror of Kethuru when creation was threatened.


CODE
A small shrubbery (Male Mugwump).
He is 66 years old, having been born on the 5th of Estar, 84 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 84th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Marquis in the Dominion of Magnagora.
He holds the position of a Rock of Security in the Geomancers.
He holds the position of a Crafter of Cliffs in the Geomancers.
He is a Seeker of Avechna in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a member of the clan called 'Bellator Societas.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Eliz Tirita.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'The Academy of Earthen Ire.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Black Soil Conclave.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Iniquitous Lyceum.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'Senile, but deadly!'
He is considered to be approximately 70% of your might.
He has been divorced once.
He is a founder of the Xandul family.
He survived the horror of Kethuru when creation was threatened.


huh.gif sad.gif
Unknown2006-06-20 11:02:46
QUOTE(Stagar Feyranti @ Jun 20 2006, 06:55 PM) 300237

CODE
A small shrubbery (Female Master Viscanti Changeling Titan).
She is 64 years old, having been born on the 6th of Vestian, 85 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 8th in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Marquessa in the Dominion of Magnagora.
She holds the position of Guild Archivist in the Geomancers.
She is a Worldwalker in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a member of the clan called 'Mirh Barosi.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Bellator Societas.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Iniquitous Lyceum.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Kalas Legacy.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Black Soil Conclave.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Lusternian Diplomatic Gathering.'
She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
Her motto: 'Kharvik says, "Athana is our punching bag."'
She is considered to be approximately 120% of your might.
She has taken the hand of Ixion Kalas in marriage.
She has been divorced 2 times.
She is a root generation member of the Kalas family by marriage.
She did release the ship of the dead to plague the Inner Sea.
She did help summon the Great Cat Spirit to aid the Igasho Tribe of Hhuhur.
She solved the mysterious murder at Stewart Mansion.
She is an honoured Caregiver to the tae'dae cubs in Estelbar.
In Acknor, she helped the orcs raise a new chieftain.
She passed the challenges of the Tosha Monastery.
She has scribed the tales of old Celest into the Tome of Remembrance.
She survived the horror of Kethuru when creation was threatened.


CODE
A small shrubbery (Male Mugwump).
He is 66 years old, having been born on the 5th of Estar, 84 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 84th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Marquis in the Dominion of Magnagora.
He holds the position of a Rock of Security in the Geomancers.
He holds the position of a Crafter of Cliffs in the Geomancers.
He is a Seeker of Avechna in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a member of the clan called 'Bellator Societas.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Eliz Tirita.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'The Academy of Earthen Ire.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Black Soil Conclave.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Iniquitous Lyceum.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'Senile, but deadly!'
He is considered to be approximately 70% of your might.
He has been divorced once.
He is a founder of the Xandul family.
He survived the horror of Kethuru when creation was threatened.


huh.gif sad.gif


and that is what you get for breaking the rules of the game sleep.gif
Kaileigh2006-06-20 11:19:02
what did we do this time >.>
Unknown2006-06-20 11:20:19
Ugh. Mottos that look like "someone says something which was supposed to be funny" or anything that's more similiar to a part of a log than an actual motto are horrible, and people should have their RP points docked for having such.
Unknown2006-06-20 11:35:10
QUOTE(Cuber @ Jun 20 2006, 11:20 AM) 300240

Ugh. Mottos that look like "someone says something which was supposed to be funny" or anything that's more similiar to a part of a log than an actual motto are horrible, and people should have their RP points docked for having such.


Lawl, you're so funny Mr. Rp King. doh.gif
Kaervas2006-06-20 12:04:28
QUOTE(Stagar Feyranti @ Jun 20 2006, 12:35 PM) 300243

Lawl, you're so funny Mr. Rp King. doh.gif


Well he does an awful good job of playing an emo. biggrin.gif
Shorlen2006-06-20 14:04:56
Astraea, Devout of Night says, "But you probably wish for privacy, so be well."

Astraea winks knowingly.

Astraea leaves to the down.
- Astraea - LEFT DEMESNE -

Astraea arrives from the up.
- Astraea - ENTERED DEMESNE -

Astraea, Devout of Night says, "I so didn't mean that."

Astraea, Devout of Night says, "The way it came out."

Astraea flops down onto the ground.

You peer at Astraea unscrupulously.

Astraea, Devout of Night says, "I just meant."

Astraea, Devout of Night says, "You wanted privacy."

Elryn nods his head emphatically.

Astraea, Devout of Night says, "Not like."

Astraea, Devout of Night says, "You know."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Astraea, Devout of Night says, "Well okay."

Astraea leaves to the down.
- Astraea - LEFT DEMESNE -
Soll2006-06-20 14:47:12
Kiarlea Mes'ard shouts, "Goodness me, Malicia, and here I thought you might have
grown some manners since ixion I think the request of a short explanation of
your wish to join us so that the leaders of the guild you intend to join is
hardly insulting or rude to ask, and I think you ought to have expected that.
One of the conditions of joining the Serenwilde for anyone that joins is the
support of one guild leader from the guild you intend to join, so I suggest you
swallow your pride."
3371h, 5369m, 4691e, 10p, 15725en, 26860w xk---\\\\15:46:18:843//(E:75)
You must regain equilibrium first.
3371h, 5369m, 4691e, 10p, 15725en, 26860w xk---\\\\15:46:19:328//
You have recovered equilibrium.
3371h, 5369m, 4691e, 10p, 15725en, 26860w exk---\\\\15:46:20:078//
Kiarlea Mes'ard shouts, "Oh, good grief, ignore that."


laugh.gif
Shorlen2006-06-20 14:49:40
QUOTE(Soll @ Jun 20 2006, 10:47 AM) 300268

Kiarlea Mes'ard shouts, "Goodness me, Malicia, and here I thought you might have
grown some manners since ixion I think the request of a short explanation of
your wish to join us so that the leaders of the guild you intend to join is
hardly insulting or rude to ask, and I think you ought to have expected that.
One of the conditions of joining the Serenwilde for anyone that joins is the
support of one guild leader from the guild you intend to join, so I suggest you
swallow your pride."
3371h, 5369m, 4691e, 10p, 15725en, 26860w xk---\\\\15:46:18:843//(E:75)
You must regain equilibrium first.
3371h, 5369m, 4691e, 10p, 15725en, 26860w xk---\\\\15:46:19:328//
You have recovered equilibrium.
3371h, 5369m, 4691e, 10p, 15725en, 26860w exk---\\\\15:46:20:078//
Kiarlea Mes'ard shouts, "Oh, good grief, ignore that."
laugh.gif


Nono, I have to post my view of it.


Kiarlea Mes'ard shouts, "Goodness me, Malicia, and here I thought you might have
grown some manners since ixion I think the request of a short explanation of
your wish to join us so that the leaders of the guild you intend to join is
hardly insulting or rude to ask, and I think you ought to have expected that.
One of the conditions of joining the Serenwilde for anyone that joins is the
support of one guild leader from the guild you intend to join, so I suggest you
swallow your pride."

Elryn's eyes widen in disbelief as he softly exclaims, "Whoa."

Kiarlea Mes'ard shouts, "Oh, good grief, ignore that."

"Oops!" you exclaim with a bashful expression.

(Serenwilde): Kiarlea (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh gods, someone
kill me."

(Serenwilde): Laysus says, "Ok!"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh gods."

Lady Malicia La'Saet, Grand Inquisitor shouts, "Really smooth."

(Serenwilde): Rinaari (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "...ow."

(Serenwilde): Kiarlea (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "No, not funny."

(Serenwilde): Kiarlea (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That was an
extremely bad mistake."

Prince of Winter, Kalodan Faechild, King of Fools shouts, "Well, the moral of
the story is - I'm innocent, Malicia, I go along for the ride just to see your
reaction."

Ur'Commander Kalas Ixion, Blue Inferno booms, "Insane much?"

Laeroc, the Queen's Consort says, "The realms are quiet today Milady."

Apprentice Kaileigh shouts, "Not at all."

Elryn blinks incredulously at Laeroc, the Queen's Consort.
Shiri2006-06-20 14:51:54
Kia says she's really sorry for that, if it helps, Ixion. sleep.gif
Ixion2006-06-20 14:59:49
Sorry for what? I thought it was funny, and useful.
Kaileigh2006-06-20 15:59:17
A ruined section of wall..
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The stars twinkle in
the clear night sky. This location is littered with the crumbled remains of the
north wall. Blocks of stone lay strewn about the small area while clouds of dust
hang in the air. A dragon turtle rests here, an air of majesty on its features.
Gradd Proudstone is here, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. Terentia, the Even
Bladed stands here, radiating a sense of austerity.
You see exits leading southeast and west.

Gradd Proudstone says, "Lookin' like ye got yeself a hole, lass."

You say, "Just a little one."

Gradd Proudstone says, "Well.."

Gradd Proudstone says, "Iffin' ye gots yeself a cute lad with me moonshine, me
might consider fixin' it."

"Ummmm," you say uncertainly.

(Celest): Soll says, "Do we have any Artisans?"

(Celest): Mitch (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Coming, coming...."

(Celest): You say, "He wants a cute guy and moonshine?"

(Celest): You say, "There's a little guy here that says he can fix it."

You see Gradd Proudstone yell, "Cutesey! Come hither!"

(Celest): Sipelus says, "Ya, that would be Gradd."

(Celest): Turgeis says, "Gradd!"

(Celest): Turgeis says, "Nearly forgot about him."

(Celest): Sipelus says, "And this would be me leaving the Prime Material Plane."

Soll says, "Gradd!"

Soll beams broadly.

You see Gradd Proudstone yell, "Bring me mah cutesey!"

(Celest): You say, "Why where are you going?"

Soll says, "I'm yer cutesey."

Gradd Proudstone says, "That be me."

Soll says, "Been trying to talk to you for ages!"

Gradd Proudstone says, "Nay. Ye be cute, but ye nay be cutesey."

Soll gives Gradd Proudstone the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Soll asks, "Who's yer cutesey, then?"

Gradd Proudstone exclaims, "The human boy!"

(Celest): Sipelus (from the Aetherways) says, "As far away from Gradd as
possible!"

You say, "Sipelus?"

Soll says, "Not him..."

Soll growls menacingly.

You say, "Catch him."

Soll says, "It's not Sipelus."

Soll says, "He means Narsrim."

(Celest): Talkan says, "Gradd gets what he wants, Sipelus. Be warned!"

Gradd Proudstone shakes his head.

You say, "Ew."

Gradd Proudstone says, "Sipelus."

Soll asks, "No?"

Soll chuckles long and heartily.

You raise your hand to your mouth and titter girlishly.

(Celest): Soll says, "Oi, Sipelus!"

(Celest): Malicia says, "Sipelus kissed him once."

(Celest): Sipelus (from the Aetherways) says, "He'll get a beating from me, at
most."

(Celest): Soll says, "C'mere!"

Soll smiles impishly and says, "Last I heard, you were taking a walk with
Narsrim."

Gradd Proudstone exclaims, "Me wants another kiss from cutsey!"

"Bah!" Soll retorts disgustedly.

Soll says, "Well, then I guess I'll go mope over there!"

Gradd Proudstone wiggles his hips suggestively towards Soll.

Soll says, "I've been trying ter talk to you for ages!"

Soll beams broadly.

Soll gives Gradd Proudstone a peck on the cheek.

Soll says, "Wondering bout a walk on the beach, and such."

Soll yells, "Sipelus, c'mere. You've made a friend."

Soll looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

(Celest): Malicia (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "No time to flirt with
Gradd."

(Celest): Sipelus (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "What do you want?"

You raise your hand to your mouth and titter girlishly.

(Celest): Soll says, "You have to come to Gradd."

(Celest): Sipelus (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "With all courtesy,
bugger off."

(Celest): Soll says, "He won't start repairs without you!"

Soll says, "I secretly knew my nephew was into guys.. He just always resisted so
much."

Soll chuckles long and heartily.

Gradd Proudstone says, "Nephew?"

Soll nods his head emphatically.

Soll says, "He is my brother's son."

Soll looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

You say, "I like guys."

You strike a pose.

Soll says, "Silly Sipelus."

Soll says, "He refuses."

Soll looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

The features of Soll begin to shift and change until he transforms into Mitch.

Gradd Proudstone says, "Ye be related ta lady with many shinies?"

You say, "I made Mitch hug Senoske."

Soll rolls his eyes at Mitch.

Mitch inclines his head politely to those around him.

You raise your hand to your mouth and titter girlishly.

Soll says, "You'll have to make do with me, Gradd."

Soll puckers his lips and smooches the air.

Soll pecks the air, as if kissing the cheek of an imaginary person.

Mitch gives Gradd Proudstone a peck on the cheek.

Gradd Proudstone gives Mitch a peck on the cheek.

Gradd Proudstone exclaims, "Nay the same!"

You say, "I think soll wants this a bit too much."

Soll says, "We're related, so it can't be that different!"

Admiral Mitch Tel'Runya, River Templar smiles impishly and says, "Come on bud,
fix the wall for us."

Mitch nudges Gradd Proudstone suggestively.

Soll shifts his eyes over Mitch with a look of suspicion.

Mitch gives Gradd Proudstone a friendly cuddle.

You giggle happily.

Soll puckers his lips and smooches the air.

Soll gives Gradd Proudstone a lecherous smooch.

Admiral Mitch Tel'Runya, River Templar smiles impishly and says, "To grad want
cutesy? ill bother him into coming to see you soon as you start the wall."

Mitch shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.


Mitch gives Gradd Proudstone a pained sigh.

Soll says, "Gradd, if you're going to so righteously indignant, we will deal
with you later."

Soll says, "Worst comes to worst, we will hire someone else. Your pedantic
condition is not conducive to Celest's needs."


Gradd Proudstone says, "Fine."

*** Muttering to himself, Gradd Proudstone LEFT THE ROOM TO THE west ***
Athana2006-06-20 17:58:11
QUOTE(Kaileigh @ Jun 20 2006, 04:19 AM) 300239

what did we do this time >.>


Being the owner of a shop where Revan decided to use to be an idiot happy.gif I'll be back in two weeks or so
Arix2006-06-20 19:33:03
Yay, my moonshine is so popular even the NPC's drink it
Diamondais2006-06-20 20:56:52
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(Magnagora): Arix says, "THE Mokosi?"



Still makes me chuckle after all the time without hearing it tongue.gif
Arix2006-06-20 21:04:01
that kid got a free herofete in his honor. yay herofete
Xenthos2006-06-21 00:07:54
Hope's Defender, Lord Thoros La'Saet shouts, "Your just part of the list of idiots on my enemy list."

biggrin.gif Someone should enemy himself!
Unknown2006-06-21 01:07:11
QUOTE
You sense the piercing eyes of Thoros looking upon you.
4256h, 4532m, 4532e, 10p, 14640en elrxkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Thoros looking upon you.
4256h, 4532m, 4532e, 10p, 14640en elrxkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Thoros looking upon you.
4256h, 4532m, 4532e, 10p, 14660en elrxkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Thoros looking upon you.
4256h, 4532m, 4532e, 10p, 14660en elrxkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Thoros looking upon you.
4256h, 4532m, 4532e, 10p, 14660en elrxkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Thoros looking upon you.
4256h, 4532m, 4532e, 10p, 14680en elrxkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Thoros looking upon you.
4256h, 4532m, 4532e, 10p, 14680en elrxkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Thoros looking upon you.


How are YOU doing? laugh.gif