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by Viravain

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Shiri2006-06-22 01:49:46
QUOTE(Vix @ Jun 21 2006, 06:41 PM) 300845

The Portal of Fate flashes as Neiji steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.


Ya, first thing I saw when I logged in today was a load of messages (And MSN messages) telling me about that one...can a guide make him change it? It will SUCK else. sad.gif
Arix2006-06-22 06:19:03
if a guide can't, I can find some people who will 'persuade' him to change it for you
Unknown2006-06-22 06:23:45
QUOTE(Shiri @ Jun 22 2006, 11:49 AM) 301038

Ya, first thing I saw when I logged in today was a load of messages (And MSN messages) telling me about that one...can a guide make him change it? It will SUCK else. sad.gif


As far as I know we can't make him change it for being similar. When people just constantly create new characters with very similar names purely to annoy, that's when the admins would step in I think. If it was just made to annoy the player won't stick with it very long anyway.
Shorlen2006-06-22 06:35:28
QUOTE(Quidgyboo @ Jun 22 2006, 02:23 AM) 301104

As far as I know we can't make him change it for being similar. When people just constantly create new characters with very similar names purely to annoy, that's when the admins would step in I think. If it was just made to annoy the player won't stick with it very long anyway.


No, but you can strongly recommend the change to him.

I've always been annoyed at people like Shiroi who, when told the moment he stepped out of the Portal that there was a well known lusternian (who was active at the time) named Shiro, he said "Does that mean I need to change my name?" And I said no, but it would be really appreciated to avoid confusion, he said "Okay, good. I won't then." sad.gif And now there's a Shiroii x_x
Unknown2006-06-22 07:57:18
(Market): Exoro says, "Ue *hic* rrson who tells *hic* me what cures lapseS Of
posciyusnaks gets 1k gold!"

(Market): You say, "Uhm.... Say what again?"

(Market): Telrath says, "Death cures virtually everything."

(Market): Arix says, "Arix's Mobile Liquors: Making market ads less intelligble
since 115 CE."
Arix2006-06-22 08:07:40
does anyone actually know what he said?
Viravain2006-06-22 08:19:29
(Market): Exoro says, "Ue *hic* rrson who tells *hic* me what cures lapseS Of
posciyusnaks gets 1k gold!"

Person who tells me what cures lapses of consciousness gets 1k gold. (!)
Arix2006-06-22 08:21:20
DISCLAIMER: Arix's Mobile Liquors does not advocate public drunkenness, especially on the market aether
Nico2006-06-22 15:16:32
(Empyreal Host): Sipelus says, "There's this lady that buys kitties."
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(Empyreal Host): You say, "Wha?!"
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(Empyreal Host): Sipelus says, "Wanna see if I can sell you and for how much."
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Sipelus says to Gathelta Highwater, "I brought a big kitty."
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"Gathelta Highwater says, "Hmm."
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"Eep!", you scream in fright.
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Gathelta Highwater ponders you thoughtfully, looking you up and down.
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You cower in a corner, whimpering.
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Gathelta Highwater says, "Do I get to keep him?"
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Sipelus pets you ingratiatingly.
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You exclaim, "No!"
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Sipelus says, "For the right amount.."
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Sipelus hums a happy tune.
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Gathelta Highwater says, "One hundred gold. He looks a little ragged."
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You hop about the area madly.
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You say, "Ragged?!"
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Sipelus looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
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Sipelus says, "Nay."
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Sipelus says, "Not a coin under 500."
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Gathelta Highwater says, "He can't possibly make good ste-er, I mean, company."
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Sipelus peers at Gathelta Highwater unscrupulously.
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You say, "I'm only worth 500 gold to you!?"
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You cross your arms on your chest, stick out your lower lip, and pout.
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Sipelus pets you ingratiatingly.
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You say to Galthelta Highwater "You make cats into stew!?"
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"Eep!", you scream in fright.
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Gathelta Highwater says, "No, but since everyone's been whispering about it, I thought I might feed the fetish."
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Sipelus tells you, "(tigger!)"
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The corners of Sipelus's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
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You glare angrily at Sipelus.
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Sipelus hums a happy tune and smiles at you.
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(Empyreal Host): You say, "Mali!! Come save me."
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(Empyreal Host): Sipelus says, "Mali, come watch me sell Nico to Gathelta."
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(Empyreal Host): Malicia says, "Sure!"
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Sipelus gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.
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Sipelus says, "500 extra for a collar."
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Sipelus says, "He's a good kitty. Collects all kinds of herbs. And squishes
things."
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Sipelus pets you ingratiatingly.
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Gathelta Highwater exclaims, "I hear that albatross can be a tasty treat for our feline friends!"
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Sipelus says to you, "Is that true?"
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You say, "I prefer fish. Toasted fish."
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Sipelus says, "Crispy fish?"
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You nod your head emphatically.
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Gathelta Highwater says, "I prefer skinned cat. Would you like to try it? It's a rare delicacy."
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Gathelta Highwater gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.
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You have emoted: Nico gulps nervously.
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Sipelus says to you, "Well, I'm sure the two of you will get along juuuuuust
fine, kitchen knives and all."
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Sipelus has lost you.
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Sipelus waves goodbye.
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A rolling wave starts to form, then suddenly subsides.
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Sipelus says to Gathelta Highwater, "Milady.."
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Spacious lobby in the Syrinx Plaza Hotel.
a healing shrine of Lacostian nearby. This location is flooded with shallow,
crystal clear water. There are 5 cavalier of the Lights here. A painting of
Laranga's Jewelry is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. Gazing about with an
air of dignity, Gathelta Highwater stands here. Sipelus is here, shrouded. He
wields a golden angel tower shield in his left hand.
You see exits leading north, northwest, up, and out.
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You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.
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Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
You move over to block the out exit.
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You stick your tongue out at Sipelus and say, "Nyah!"
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Sipelus's eyes sparkle with amusement at you.
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Sipelus raises his arms and a gust of wind slams into himself.
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Sipelus tells you, "Nyah."
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Veonira2006-06-22 16:24:23
Begotten of Boulders, Hallen, Surfeit of Stone says, "Are we just rebuilding the
skeletons and trying to call the ghosts back to get more information?"

(Newbie): Prin says, "Yea the convert part."

(Newbie): Toby says, "Ok thanks."

Someone powerful rolls on the floor, laughing.

(Newbie): Laysus says, "If creatures have anything, they'll drop it on death."

(Newbie): Skein says, "And yes, If you kill something it will drop everything it
holds."

Somebody says, "Message #77 Sent by: OOPS."

Magnagora council chambers.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. An elegant chandelier of
antique silver is gracefully suspended from the ceiling. A black marble throne
accented with dragons darkens the room here. A painting of The Final Victory is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. Bolted to the floor is a secure black safe.
Begotten of Boulders, Hallen, Surfeit of Stone is here. He wields a twisted
staff in his left hand and an iron shield in his right.
You see a single exit leading down (open door).

Somebody says, "06/22 16:19 ".. *blush* *fear* *whimper* Its done I think...
*Cringe*.""

You already possess the thirdeye.

(Newbie): Thatiol says, "Thank you."

Hallen blinks.

You say, "Er."

(Newbie): Toby says, "Thanks skein."

(Newbie): Ikurani says, "Of course, they don't always drop loot."

You see the following people here:
Hallen, Veonira

You say, "...Did you just hear that?"

Begotten of Boulders, Hallen, Surfeit of Stone says, "Yeah..."


whut.gif

Oopsies?
Xavius2006-06-22 19:57:01
Borca tells you, "Reduce sap's power cost to three!"

Borca tells you, "Now that it's more of a delay than a kill."

You tell Heartless Druid Borca of the Blacktalon, "Oh god, I'd be shot."

You tell Heartless Druid Borca of the Blacktalon, "It doesn't matter if it's
reasonable."

You tell Heartless Druid Borca of the Blacktalon, "'Upgrade sap!'"

You tell Heartless Druid Borca of the Blacktalon, "Estarra has removed you from
the position of guild envoy."

ENVOYWHO:
Mitch
Xenthos

(Envoys): You say, "Ok, per Borca, sap needs an upgrade, and I just wanted to
see what you all thought."

(Envoys): Xenthos says, "No."

(Envoys): Mitch says, "Haha no."

(Envoys): You say, "1.2 seconds. You guys are slow."

(Envoys): Mitch says, "Borca needs to be slapped for that one..."
Hazar2006-06-22 21:59:46

You give a piece of rotting meat to a sweating orc.
A sweating orc throws a piece of rotting meat into the forge, where it burns to
cinders.
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A sweating orc says, " Thinnk that help make steel for masters, caeling?"
Unknown2006-06-22 22:02:11
QUOTE(Viravain @ Jun 22 2006, 04:19 AM) 301115

Person who tells me what cures lapses of consciousness gets 1k gold. (!)
My guess would have to be heavy divine zapping, cleans the flesh right off of you so you're soul is free and squeaky clean!
Unknown2006-06-22 22:56:56
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Jun 22 2006, 06:35 AM) 301106

No, but you can strongly recommend the change to him.

I've always been annoyed at people like Shiroi who, when told the moment he stepped out of the Portal that there was a well known lusternian (who was active at the time) named Shiro, he said "Does that mean I need to change my name?" And I said no, but it would be really appreciated to avoid confusion, he said "Okay, good. I won't then." sad.gif And now there's a Shiroii x_x

I hope you realise that that IS Shiroi. Shiroii that is. he suicided just to come back to rp the same character.
Athana2006-06-23 00:18:07
(The Midnight Legion): Alger (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "I think this is unfair."
(The Midnight Legion): Alger (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "I want a forge on Nil too."
(The Midnight Legion): Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Forge?"
(The Midnight Legion): Alger (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Yeah
Methrenton has a forge."
(The Midnight Legion): Alger (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Why cant we have a forge on Nil too."
(The Midnight Legion): Shinza (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Does that forge up there actually work?"
(The Midnight Legion): Alger (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I think so I can look in it."
(The Midnight Legion): Alger (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'll go try one sec."
(The Midnight Legion): Shinza (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I never knew that. Guess I didn't want to mess with a Supernal's toys..."
(The Midnight Legion): You say, "Well we have one in Angkrag."
(The Midnight Legion): Alger (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Hmm okay maybe it doesnt work."
(The Midnight Legion): Alger (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "It just cleaned my coal though."
(The Midnight Legion): Shinza (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hmmm. Ah, if you put stuff in, it floats out right?"
(The Midnight Legion): Alger (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Yeah."
(The Midnight Legion): Shinza (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Was part of the pilgrimages."
(The Midnight Legion): Shinza (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I remember now. Too bad, but I guess Methrenton wouldn't like you using his forge anyway, heh."
(The Midnight Legion): Alger (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Me? why not? I'm a good boy."
(The Midnight Legion): Shinza (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He's not, though."
(The Midnight Legion): Alger (from the Prime Material Plane)says, "Pshh."
(The Midnight Legion): Alger (from the Prime Material Plane)says, "Maybe we can kill him then use his forge."
Shorlen2006-06-23 01:33:45
QUOTE(Archer2 @ Jun 22 2006, 06:56 PM) 301376

I hope you realise that that IS Shiroi. Shiroii that is. he suicided just to come back to rp the same character.


But couldn't he be a bit more creative? x_x
Kiarlea2006-06-23 11:13:00
(House of Shadows): ******** says, "Best way to get parents to stay away from you
if you are living at home when they come to the door NOT NOW MUM I'm
MASTURBATING."
Shorlen2006-06-23 12:10:45
QUOTE(Kiarlea @ Jun 23 2006, 07:13 AM) 301532

(House of Shadows): ******** says, "Best way to get parents to stay away from you
if you are living at home when they come to the door NOT NOW MUM I'm
MASTURBATING."


That was so Ashteru, right? ninja.gif
Ashteru2006-06-23 12:57:25
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Jun 23 2006, 12:10 PM) 301535

That was so Ashteru, right? ninja.gif

For a change, not me, this time....<.< >.>
Sarin2006-06-23 13:36:24
2006/06/23 09:02:29 - Devos stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a novice.