Good greif. Someone ask a god if this came from Neiji's IP, 'cos that is one freakish coincidence otherwise.

Delport Path. (road).
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An obsidian eye sigil
is here.
You see exits leading south, west (closed door), and northwest.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

Now now, don't be so hasty!

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The pine door to the west closes abruptly.

There is a pine door in the way.

You open the pine door to the west.

The Gold House.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. With arms folded
imperiously, Babette Boulanger stands here, watching you closely. Warden Veyda
d'Illici, Shepherd of Shadows is here, shrouded. He wields a dwarven battle
hammer in each hand.
You see a single exit leading east (open door).

Veyda closes the pine door to the east.

You roll your eyes at Veyda.

The corners of Veyda's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Yeah, that was...fun.

Anyway, this made the influence for me.

You say to Babette Boulanger, "So, what's it like, running the Gold House?"
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Moralis arrives from the west.
2111h, 2299m, 3191e, 10p elrxk-say to babette Seems like it would be kind of lonely

You say to Babette Boulanger, "Seems like it would be kind of lonely."
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Moralis leaves to the east.
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Arak leaves to the east.
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Babette Boulanger says, "Eet ees not lonely at all, but of course."
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You nod your head sagely.
2111h, 2299m, 3191e, 10p elrxk-analyze babette

Babette Boulanger enjoys an extremely sensuous disposition. She is contemplating
where her loyalties should lie.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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Silferras arrives from the west.
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Silferras leaves to the east.
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Babette Boulanger says, "I have quite a few veeseetors all ze time."
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The first faint feelings of exhaustion prick at your consciousness.
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The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
2111h, 2299m, 3191e, 10p elrxk-say Especially just now?

You say, "Especially just now?"
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Babette Boulanger says, "Especialmon' times like zees."

I wonder if every Ephemeral is required to go through fake French accent training before being considered for an Elder God position.

Watch. Soon we'll have 'Shamrah' and 'Xentos' show up.

Of course.

That noob would need to be titled:
Xentos, the fresh maker!

Not forgetting Sayle, Tuki, and maybe even Narsim

It's started!

Dedicant Devos, of the Hart says, "I'm trying to think of a new name now."

I think we had a Rickter once. >.>

It hurts.

For Shayle, there's already: Shaye, Shaylee, Shylae, Shyle

Narsrim's too inactive and Tsuki's too boring for imitation.

Hey, you could have it worse. My imitator got Marshall.

Metrak tells you, "Tully walked in on me tittering like a girl..."

(Order): You say, "Lord Charune, still want that shrine raised in the Razines?"
You tell Charune's Jade Huntress, Vix, the High Wiccan Vixen, "Sixth time now."
(Order): Vix says, "Because we don't have the shrine skill yet.
(Order): Charune says, "We can do that after we play with our dol....
miniatures!"
(Order): You say, "Haha. So I've been standing in the mountains for how long
for no reason?"

(The Talnaras): Nejii says, "By who?"


NEJII MADE A GRAMMATICAL ERROR!!!

THAT WAS A TYPO!!!

Charune = Darth Helmet?

it's Dark Helmet

It's great, it's almost ALWAYS me getting things meant for you, instead of the other way around. Excluding Murphy's message today.