Try dealin with Ildar, Ildryn and Ildaudid.... it makes for some intresting times... now to get Ildar married so I can receive his presents.

been trying to sell a manse for 3 days now.... Got no answer

(Market): You say, "Want to impress the wife, husband and or companion? Take
them on a private manse to..... travel around aetherspace!"

(Market): You say, "Selling a two room Aethership with chair and Energy
collector. Knocking off 25,000 off the price."

***1 tells you, "Which makes it how much?"

***2 tells you, "How much is it?"

***3 tells you, "For a total of what?"


Put a sexual innuendo and watch them fly at you

No, not Ashteru. A Glomdorian.


(Market): Adee says, "Trans Jeweler for hire!"
(Market): Adee says, "Also have gems for sale!"
(Market): Shinza says, "Selling gems cheaper than Adee. 45 gold per, no minimum quantity. Enquire for availability."
(Market): Haiden says, "Selling gems cheaper than Shinza and Adee. Just name your price."
(Market): You say, "Probably selling more gems than all three combined! Send tells!"
(Market): Adee says, "Way to steal my business there, MOM!"

... And?

It was sad.

Pretty in Pink, Richter (male human)

Rocking title

You missed the prelude.

"Richter shouts, "Accepting any assitstance one might be able to render myself in aquiring a simple title.""

So I titled him.

I was writing You a "pretty please change my title" tell when You disappeared from the who list. Hence, the shout. I've been without a title for two months or something now, I miss the family name.

So... are you really wearing pink?

Nope.

He is a burly tae'dae changeling and about six feet tall. Tanned, clawed hands
poke out from his plate armour, worn from battle and time. He wears his hair
long, the blackness shimmering down to his chin, moving as if it possessed a
mind of its own. His slender frame is toned to near perfection, and a sense of
confidence radiates out from him. He is wearing a silver wedding band, a set of
air elemental prayer beads, a set of fire elemental prayer beads, a suit of
midnight blue renegade full plate armour, a golden-crested greathelm, and a
powerplex jewel.


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4700h, 2500m, 4220e, 10p ex -Vote-appraise arix
You note Penitent Arix Carthan carrying:
An emerald vial, #13848.
An amethyst vial, #16650.
An amethyst vial, #18197.
A silver star stud, #21863.
A silver star stud, #26729.
A garnet vial, #33358.
Twisted black and red great robes, #40113.
An amethyst vial, #42038.
A garnet vial, #42188.
A leather backpack, #61241.
A colourful regamos vest, #62643.
A soot-blackened tinderbox, #62855.
An onyx dragon wand, #64524.
A beaded bracelet of midnight black onyx, #83251.
A garnet birthstone ring, #89576.
An onyx vial, #53567.
An emerald vial, #31727.
A moonstone vial, #90884.
A moonstone vial, #91059.
A moonstone vial, #92245.
A moonstone vial, #92318.
A black, crimson banded top hat with pentacles, #98721.
A simple oaken pipe, #14463.
An opal vial, #76994.
A coral vial, #10009.
A garnet vial, #45829.
A garnet vial, #45912.
A pair of black socks, #44048.
Polished black boots, #29704.
A Scroll of Protection, #16900.
A bottle, #19931.
A fruit kabob, #96415.
4700h, 2500m, 4220e, 10p ex -Vote-
Ari arrives following Ecclesiar Begalis Boostava, The Disciple.
Begalis arrives in a cone of sparkling light.
4700h, 2500m, 4220e, 10p ex -Vote-say mmm, fruit kabobs
You say, "Mmm, fruit kabobs."
4700h, 2500m, 4220e, 10p ex -Vote-
Ecclesiar Begalis Boostava, The Disciple says, "Hello."
4700h, 2500m, 4220e, 10p ex -Vote-nudge arix
You nudge Arix suggestively.
4700h, 2500m, 4220e, 10p ex -Vote-
Ecclesiar Ari, Beautiful Elfen of Water says, "...."
4700h, 2500m, 4220e, 10p ex -Vote-
Ari leaves, following Ecclesiar Begalis Boostava, The Disciple.
Begalis leaves to the ether.
4700h, 2500m, 4220e, 10p ex -Vote-say ...that was odd
You say, "...that was odd."
4700h, 2500m, 4220e, 10p ex -Vote-

Shorlen says:
Erk
Love is not indigestion!

I was going to make your armour into a fluffy pink bathrobe... but I was too tired to bother. I figured I would just let you suffer with the title for 10 minutes or so

Damage: 65 Precision: 163 Speed: 269


And it's for a customer...

2006/06/23 20:06:01 - Heroofgods stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a novice.
2006/06/23 20:12:21 - Heroofgods is now known as Numberone.
2006/06/23 20:15:11 - Numberone is now known as Meteora.
2006/06/23 20:20:23 - Meteora is now known as Thelion.
2006/06/23 20:24:31 - Thelion is now known as Herofrompa.

We need a more intelligent place to advertise.


Or how about we make reading HELP NAMES mandatory before letting them choose a name?

How about we let me go around hexing them all with pox until they namechange?

(Glomdoring): Crygar (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Glory be to teh Dark
Wood."