(Glomdoring): Crygar says, "Glory be to teh Dark Wood."

I don't know how much longer I can last, guys.

EDIT: Ninja'd

prefix sarin Lady of the Branches,
Sarin will now be known as an enormous gorgog.
You will now be known as an enormous gorgog, by order of Lady of the Branches,
Sarin Mes'ard.

Am not!

Muddy lard-arse.

Tully proudly shows off a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of
a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting
of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a
painting of a painting of a painting of a corridor of portraits:
Peering out from their frames, a selection of officious law-enforcers' portraits
have been affixed to both walls of this otherwise featureless corridor. The
largest of these all too realistically portrays a uniformed viscanti female
sitting at her desk, wearing an expression of sanctimonious piety. Another,
almost as unsettling, represents a distinguished but aged Officer, who, although
cutting a dash in some sort of smart ceremonial robe, is almost unbelievably
cross-eyed. To the east and west, temporary holding cells await the unfortunate
criminals who manage to get caught by the City's Constables.

Heh. I got the inspiration from Soll's various endeavors. I made sure to go paint that in Roark's fulcrux just in case reality collapsed.

Hah. I wanted to get a painting of a painting of Kahazul for my office - I would hang it over the fireplace, and the painting would be of me standing in front of the fireplace looking at the painting.

Ooh, that's a cool idea.

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d
The side of a cliff.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Though
climbing the side of a cliff may be a useful shortcut, it is not without
hazards. Handholds are few and far between, and the rock is slippery at places.
Thankfully, the occasional crags and splits in the granite rock make this
shortcut possible. The shadow of a crow circles around the ground like an inky
shade.
You see exits leading up and down.
670h, 700m, 760e, 0p ex-
d
The side of a cliff.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Though
climbing the side of a cliff may be a useful shortcut, it is not without
hazards. Handholds are few and far between, and the rock is slippery at places.
Thankfully, the occasional crags and splits in the granite rock make this
shortcut possible.
You see exits leading up and down.
670h, 700m, 760e, 0p ex-
d


Man, you guys need to up the propoganda if even the crows are leaving.

Vaenalya puts a stem of galingale in Ephemeral.

Before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
The dark heart of Glomdoring Forest is almost audibly beating in this, its
shadowy centre. Tall, blackened trees surround this clearing, pressing together
into an imposing barrier of rotten vegetation. Moulds and fungi are smeared
across the plants, their pungent stench suffusing the forest. The branches are
coated in dark slime, slick tendrils that hang downwards. Although a variety of
trees might actually grow here, the black tar that coats them renders them
indistinguishable. A thin black mist creeps between the trees, hanging low
across the ground. The floor of the clearing itself is simply bare earth,
cracked and dry. Overshadowing all is the Master Ravenwood Tree itself, jutting
into the sky like a twisted fist. Of the rest of the plant, there is no sign.
The sound of laughing crows echoes down from the treetops, a harsh sound for the
ears below. The atmosphere vibrates with a palatable power. Brennan Stormcrow
paces here, his cadaverous body twitching with sudden jerks. An animated
skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a bat around its skull. An
animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a spider around its
skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a beetle
around its skull. An animated skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a
wasp around its skull. The Master Ravenwood Tree towers over everything here,
pulsing with an immeasurable yet dark power. Twisting shadows coalesce here in a
dark convergence, basking the area with a sense of protection. There are 10
shadowlord widowriders here. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts
up from the ground, chilling the air. There are 10 dark nighthags here. A sigil
in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A blackthorn
sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Mushrooms are growing here in a
perfect circle. An enormous black crow flies here with gigantic wings spread. A
giant bat hangs here, wings folded about its body and one beady eye open.
Lisarel, Ward of the Wyrd is here. She wields a huge waraxe of polished gold in
her left hand. Druidess Vaenalya of the Rowan is here. She wields a mystic
cudgel in her left hand and a painting of Kalodan in her right.
You see a single exit leading north.
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Brennan Stormcrow bows respectfully to you.
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say to Vaenalya ...okay. Why the Nil are you carrying that thing?
You say to Vaenalya, "...okay. Why the Nil are you carrying that thing?"
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Vaenalya cackles hellishly.
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Vaenalya brandishes a painting of Kalodan menacingly.
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say You're going to get residual stupid on you, you know.
You frown and say, "You're going to get residual stupid on you, you know."
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Lisarel, Ward of the Wyrd says, "That is worrying."
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Lisarel, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Stupidity is contagious."
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Natarm arrives from the north.
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Druidess Vaenalya of the Rowan says, "A fae knight gave it Urazial when we were
reinfesting the northern portion of Faethorn. He gave it to me. I figure it'll
scare the bejeezus out of any sentient being I fight."
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Druidess Vaenalya of the Rowan says, "It gives me an edge."
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Vaenalya growls menacingly.
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Lisarel, Ward of the Wyrd says, "It scares me alright."
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Vaenalya dances about in utter glee.
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Natarm, Ward of Shulgin says, "Whats that, Ma'am?"
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say I certainly don't want to be hit with the thing.
You frown and say, "I certainly don't want to be hit with the thing."
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Vaenalya brandishes a painting of Kalodan menacingly.
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Continuing the hunt for his dark mate, Father Sun presses forward in his
journey, lowering himself in the sky yet still casting even, full light upon the
land.
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Vaenalya pets a painting of Kalodan ingratiatingly.
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Natarm, Ward of Shulgin says, "Oh dear gods!"
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The Master Ravenwood Tree suddenly flares with pulsating energy as Urazial steps
through.
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Brennan Stormcrow bows respectfully to Urazial.
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With a flourish of his arm, Urazial bows deeply.
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The corners of Vaenalya's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.
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Vaenalya performs a graceful curtsey.
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(Glomdoring): Urazial says, "Mulching."
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The thundering crash of a tree reverberates through the forest.

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Lisarel, Ward of the Wyrd says, "So you hit someone with that painting and the
person becomes stupid?"
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Natarm, Ward of Shulgin says, "Gods above...now I'm going to have nightmares
while I'm away from the lands."
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The thundering crash of a tree reverberates through the forest.

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say It's like dulak. Just worse.
You say, "It's like dulak. Just worse."
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say Dulak doesn't make you shout stupid things across the planes...
You frown and say, "Dulak doesn't make you shout stupid things across the
planes..."
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A large shadow flits across the edge of your vision for a bare instant,
vanishing between the trees.
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The thundering crash of a tree reverberates through the forest.

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Natarm, Ward of Shulgin says, "Ugh...on that note, I'm going to be off.
Everyone, be well. I shall return soon enough."
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Lisarel, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Farewell."
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Druidess Vaenalya of the Rowan says, "I've been using it as a shield. Everytime
something tries to hack at me, I flash the shield, they scream, and I cudgel
them in the junk."

(On Astral, of course)

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Annabelle wants to marry the cold of
the grave, anyone want to help her with that?"



EDIT: Gods, I love Astral:
(Serenwilde): Nejii (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "In honor of my
insanity, I'll attempt a herofete. One made entirely of weevils."

Heh, I gave that fae knight the Kalodan nakie pic based on a suggestion from someone.

That last one was Sylphas.

I think I have a blessing. I thought 270 was the max speed on rapiers?

Orti's Rapier ftw


And you will make me the most overpowered scimitars that will make Muphy's hammer look like a joke!

*cackle*

Ooh is it one of mine? I got bored, painted some and gave them to a few people hehe. I figured they could be used to ward off pushy tailors

Those make Murphy's hammers look like a joke, his are like 200 precision 200 speed. I'll take 50 more speed and 20 less precision over 20 more precision and 50 less speed any day.

That would insinutate they are runed.

Damage: 34 Precision: 217 Speed: 212
TOTAL-STATS--463
WANT TO KEEP IT NUMBNUTS?
It has a Great Rune of the Puissant Champion attached to it.

It is a one-handed weapon.
Damage: 34 Precision: 224 Speed: 205
WANT TO KEEP IT NUMBNUTS?
It has a Great Rune of the Puissant Champion attached to it.

sorry stagar, you lose. Mine are better tempered for artifacts than yours are...full stop.

Both of these weapons are unruned with forging runes. from your log it looks to be yours being forged. So with forging runes mine are 44-234-215 and 44-227-222 to put them in comparison with yours. The difference in damage with yours are negligble (talking maybe 50 damage per swing or less) And the speed for an aslaran isn't much of a difference, maybe a little faster but the extra precision makes up for it incredibly.

NB: The arties attached are +5% wounding

Got a bit to learn about forging, Stagar.

I use over 270 base speed raps, and Murphy's hammers > your weapons.

(The Talnaras): Sylphas says, "I'm still a just a hornynewb!"