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by Viravain

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Sylphas2006-06-25 20:15:40
QUOTE(Sarrasri @ Jun 25 2006, 03:54 PM) 302265
(The Talnaras): Sylphas says, "I'm still a just a hornynewb!"


Oi! Not one of THOSE.
Veonira2006-06-25 20:53:45
Specialist in Survival Zalana Feyranti exclaims, "No stripping in front of me!"

Myrmidon Kalas Ildaudid says to Zalana, "I have to rub it to scry."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Zalana opens her mouth as if to say something, but pauses.


Ildaudid blushes furiously.

Morvior2006-06-26 00:24:43
QUOTE
(Market): Kalodan says, "Kalo's Trans Alchemy, waging war against Bank Accounts
since 143 CE."
(Market): Laysus says, "Laysus' Trans Alchemy, for people who don't want to buy
from Kalo."
(Market): Kalodan says, "Kalo's Trans Alchemy, for people who want me to stop
with my stupid ads."
(Market): Varshsa says, "Varshsa's throwing nkifes for peolpe that want the
same."
(Market): Varshsa says, "Throwing knifes."
(Market): Kalodan says, "Kalodan's Trans Alchemy, supporting my honey fetishes
since 143 CE."


Gave me a giggle anyway. smile.gif
Murphy2006-06-26 02:12:32
Still stagar, my hammers are better than any hammers that can possibly be made ever. Trying is a waste of your time they cannot be made anymore. Hell you've got a whole lot of extra stats there, when making weapons always think what they woud be like if you had to temper them
Unknown2006-06-26 03:20:41
True grit here, i'll be known for regular weapons used with what I have. I won't be known as being good for the artifacts that are slapped upon a weapon to make up for lack of effort. wink.gif


Those weapons are insane, Daganev. wub.gif

QUOTE
5766h, 2165m, 4532e, 10p, 20112en elxkdb-Focusing on her head, you strike at Meshora with
a lightweight golden battle
hammer. You strike her savagely in the nose, breaking it across the bridge and
causing blood to splurt forth.
Meshora's body judders with the final strike, and a dull snap echoes out as
something vital inside her is irrevocably broken. Her eyes roll up into her head
and a lifeless corpse is all that falls.
You have slain Meshora.
ninja.gif
Verithrax2006-06-26 03:28:16
Warriors and their surrogate penises... rolleyes.gif
Soll2006-06-26 10:32:56
He is an average human and has with permanent hatred burning in his eyes.His body is covered with tattoos saying 'I HATE PIXIES' and his messy black hair lies limp and flat.


Hehehe. Someone said something on Newbie about describing yourself in detail and being as 'descriptive as you want'

(Newbie): (person with above description) says, "Already did."


tongue.gif Poor newbie..
Shorlen2006-06-26 13:11:24
QUOTE(Soll @ Jun 26 2006, 06:32 AM) 302436

He is an average human and has with permanent hatred burning in his eyes.His body is covered with tattoos saying 'I HATE PIXIES' and his messy black hair lies limp and flat.
Hehehe. Someone said something on Newbie about describing yourself in detail and being as 'descriptive as you want'

(Newbie): (person with above description) says, "Already did."
tongue.gif Poor newbie..


biggrin.gif Yeah, we found him in the Wilde attacking pixies. When Aerenna asked him what he was doing, he spat in her face. So she enemied and killed him.

Skien said there were better ways of dealing with him though sad.gif I should have asked her for the recipies then tongue.gif
Unknown2006-06-26 13:33:02
(Celest): Skaldi says,
"HERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERETHEYCOMEHERET."

(Celest): Charis says, "...."

(Celest): Ari says, "What?"

(Celest): Kurama says, "Skaldi what the nil."

(Celest): Ari says, "..."

(Celest): Kurama says, "Don't ever do that again."
3746h, 6734m, 5539e, 10p esSixk-

(Celest): Dicon says, "Here who come?"

(Celest): Skaldi says, "Lags. Seven nails of Nil, sir Kurama."

(Celest): Skaldi says, "Here *they* come."

(Celest): Ari says, "Never ever do that again."

(Celest): Kurama says, "What are you talking about?"

(Celest): Dicon says, "Who are "they"?"

(Celest): Ari says, "That disrupted my travel."
3746h, 6734m, 5539e, 10p esSixk-

(Celest): Skaldi says, "They... who dwell."

(Celest): Skaldi says, "Joyless faces..."

(Celest): Dicon says, "Whatever...."

(Celest): Skaldi says, "...gloomy shades."

(Celest): Kurama says, "What are you speaking off exactly?"

(Celest): Skaldi says, "They ARE coming now..."

(Celest): Skaldi says, "Be prepared, citizens."

(Celest): Charis says, "I think too many visits to the other planes have made

(Celest): Shaeden says, "This is no place for depressing poetry and metaphors.
Make sense Skaldi, or shut up."

(Celest): Kurama says, "Are you crazy?"

(Celest): Ari says, "Hee hee."

(Celest): Skaldi says,
"THESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSALLINTUNETHESPIDERSAL."

2006/06/26 13:07:43 - Shaeden kicked out Skaldi.

sheesh, that guy is sure pain in the computer screen mad.gif
Unknown2006-06-26 14:18:58
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Jun 26 2006, 03:11 PM) 302447

biggrin.gif Yeah, we found him in the Wilde attacking pixies. When Aerenna asked him what he was doing, he spat in her face. So she enemied and killed him.

Skien said there were better ways of dealing with him though sad.gif I should have asked her for the recipies then tongue.gif


From my perspective it was your face. Well, doesn't matter. Still, killing someone (even a total noob) in one jab almost makes you think pureblade doesn't suck.

Better ways of dealing with such people? True. Break their legs, paralyse, aeon, and leave them to rot.
Unknown2006-06-26 14:19:46
Talking about Quettle:

(Envoys): Murphy says, "Oh lordly he hits ahrd."

(Envoys): Viravain says, "We could always send something after you that hits harder."

(Envoys): You say, "That dwarf from Celest!"

(Envoys): Murphy says, "As long as my demon can hit it!"

(Envoys): Fain says, "Hits harder, not hits ON harder."

(Envoys): You say, "...oh."

(Envoys): You say, "Nevermind then."

(Envoys): Viravain says, "Well, Fain, if we send You, it could be both."

(Envoys): Murphy says, "Quettle is going down."

(Envoys): Flacarealah says, "At the same time? Impressive, Lord Fain."

(Envoys): You say, "Oh, Murphy."

(Envoys): Murphy says, "What."

(Envoys): You say, "I'm not going there."

(Envoys): Murphy says, "Really i'm so tanky and he still hits me that hard."

(Envoys): Murphy says, "I would hope not."

(Envoys): Viravain says, "You are hardly immune to all the different types of damage there are,
Murphy."

(Envoys): You say, "Well, if he's going down, you'd be hoping he is hard."

You have received Viravain, Mistress of the Web's divine favour in the name of Humour and
Perversion.


roflmao.gif
Ixion2006-06-26 16:23:39
Evito tells you, "Will lead you to avechna's peak."

You tell Penitent Evito, "Why thank you."
Sylphas2006-06-26 16:51:09
QUOTE(Ixion @ Jun 26 2006, 12:23 PM) 302469
Evito tells you, "Will lead you to avechna's peak."

You tell Penitent Evito, "Why thank you."




Should have went and followed him, handed him 100 gold if he got you to the summit. smile.gif

Athana2006-06-26 18:03:06
***************The Culture of the Mighty Empire of Magnagora***************

Credibility Rating: 300 (+150 Credibility Bonus)
Third Literary Library: 75
Cultural Activity: 269 (26%)
Visiting Scholars: 22

CULTURE TOTAL: 666

evil.gif
Veonira2006-06-26 18:09:17
QUOTE(Athana @ Jun 26 2006, 02:03 PM) 302482

CULTURE TOTAL: 666



ZOMG 666, TEH EBIL, |=34|2 |_|5
Verithrax2006-06-26 23:29:44
Or at least I won't let it turn into a means of social exclusion, relax.
Except me sad.gif
* Verithrax gives Lowe a lolly.
Ahh! Gahh! Tahh Uncle Veri!!
* Lowe licks a lolly happily.
* Verithrax ruffles Lowe's hair.
Now off you go.
* Lowe skips down the merrigo lane.
Unknown2006-06-26 23:57:31
QUOTE(Ixion @ Jun 26 2006, 12:23 PM) 302469

Evito tells you, "Will lead you to avechna's peak."

You tell Penitent Evito, "Why thank you."
I hate that part of tells, he most likely was doing "I will lead.." but instead of saying the I it sent the tell to the person with an I name.

It's like the 'die' emote, there used to be a person around with a name starting with the letters die, and so the die emote was unusable. doh.gif I kept sending him tells with the words 'munsia' 'weevil' and 'chicken'. I bet he thought I was crazy.
Hazar2006-06-27 00:03:36
Yeah...every time I get a system update, I forget to add back in my 'tar' targetting alias. Thus, poor Taryn, who's actually also in Glomdoring, gets charming messages every few weeks along the lines of 'chicken', 'cow', 'snake', 'krokani', etc.
Diamondais2006-06-27 01:52:10
Auction #1 is now open for bidding. AUCTION INFO 1 for more details.

** Summary for Auction #1 **********************************************
Title: (Days until closing: 50)
Magic Soap
Prize:
a bar of golden soap
Current bid:
5 credits.
Description:
This magical soap will always keep you clean!
************************************************************************
Elryn Greythane shouts, "Nooooooooo!"
Thul2006-06-27 03:23:45
(Glomdoring): Gibil says, "Nothing matters but glomdoring."
4650h, 3181m, 4200e, 10p elrxk-

(Glomdoring): Urazial says, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"
4650h, 3181m, 4200e, 10p elrxk-

ct Glory be to Glomdoring.
(Glomdoring): You say, "Glory be to Glomdoring."
4650h, 3181m, 4200e, 10p elrxk-

(Glomdoring): Zacariah says, "Gbtg."
4650h, 3181m, 4200e, 10p elrxk-

(Glomdoring): Felzal says, "Glory be to Glamdoring!!"
4650h, 3181m, 4200e, 10p elrxk-

(Glomdoring): Shayle (from the Aetherways) says, "Zacariah."
4650h, 3181m, 4200e, 10p elrxk-

(Glomdoring): Zacariah says, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"
4650h, 3181m, 4200e, 10p elrxk-