Still, could anyone but a demigod with an army of chanters succeed at influencing Elohora?

Still, could anyone but a demigod with an army of chanters succeed at influencing Elohora?

(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "I'm going to spank Kahazul's firm buttocks with carrot' top's placenta while Bill O'Reilly watches."

I made myself giggle.

(Newbie): Fay says, "How do I get to the Isle of Light?"

(Newbie): You say, "Light a match."

(Newbie): Gor says, "This MUD is interesting. It's like somebody took Achaea, took out all the interesting social dynamics, added a bunch of races ripped off from Warcraft, then named it after a pornography MUCK."

(Serenwilde): Kayln (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Can anyone help
her?"

(Serenwilde): Ialie (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'll go up."

(Serenwilde): Ialie (from the Astral Plane) says, "I am here flacarealalalalal
something or other."

The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock says, "100 goldtint!"

"Be right back!" Xavius cries.

A cone of sparkling light rises up around Xavius and whisks him away.

The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock shouts, "Noooooooooooo!"

(Magnagora): Arix says, "I think Xavius just found out I ate his bird."

Ialie Starfall's voice reverberates, "But why? I thought you loved my rainbow cookies."

You say, "Sugar cyristals?"

Xavius begins to weep uncontrollably.

You give eight sugar crystals to The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the

You say, "Waht happened?"

The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock says, "I sugared the batch."

Your eyes bug out as you boggle in amazement.

You say, "Okay, give me back the sugar."

You say, "Might as well get something out of the deal."

You say, "How about this..."

You say, "Escort me to Glomdoring and let me shop for clothes one time to make up for this. If that's okay with ye."

You say, "If not, no matter."

You say, "Does sugaring happen often?"

The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock says, "No."

The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock says, "But still."

The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock says, "I didn't think ink would sugar."

You say, "Okay, then I guess I will leave ye..."

"Ummmm," Arix says uncertainly.

You flash Arix a joyous smile.

Arix suddenly scoops up a wrinkled parchment.

You say, "Do ye need any sugar."

Penitent Arix Carthan says, "Sure."

You say, "Apparently it's the most expensive sugar ye'll ever get."

The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock says, "Most expensive sugar in the Basin."

You give sugar crystals to Penitent Arix Carthan.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

You say, "It cost me 95 sparkleberry, 50 faeleaf, and 100 gold bars for that sugar."

Penitent Arix Carthan says, "Why is it so expensive?"

You say, "Xavius mixed up a bad batch o'ink."

Penitent Arix Carthan says, "Damn, I must be rich then."

Arix waves about a group of 237 sugar crystals energetically.

You cross your arms on your chest, stick out your lower lip, and pout.

Penitent Arix Carthan says, "So what's with the depression?"

You say, "Well, I gotta get going."

The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock says, "I'll work on the shopping spree for you."

The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock says, "If they allow it,
I'll even foot the bill."

You say, "That would be great."

You say, "Ye a man of honour."

You firmly shake Xavius's hand, looking him directly in the eye.

The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock says, "A very depressed one."

Xavius coughs softly.

You say, "Message me when ye get yay or nay."


"Ok!" Xavius exclaims.

You say, "No problem--as they say..."

You say, "Sugar happnes..."

A wry smile spreads across Xavius's face.


You say, "Just next time don't mix it all at once."

You chuckle long and heartily.

Xavius looks about himself suspiciously.

The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock says, "Costs more to do small batches."

Penitent Arix Carthan says, "Oh, is that why he was depressed?"


You nod your head emphatically.

Penitent Arix Carthan says, "The ink?"

Xavius nods his head emphatically.

Arix wipes the back of his hand across his brow in relief.

You say, "Yeah, it would be like ye messing up 100 cakes at once."

Arix shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Penitent Arix Carthan says, "Nahh."

Penitent Arix Carthan says, "I never mess up food."

Penitent Arix Carthan says, "Food doesn't burn."

Penitent Arix Carthan says, "Sometimes my coal is cinnabar though."

Penitent Arix Carthan says, "But even then I stell benefit."

You say, "What about that time ye used ergot-infested bread. The beggars got the dancing madness for a whole week."

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.