that never happened, I swear

(Serenwilde): Flacarealah (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Since when is
love aggressive??"

(Serenwilde): You say, "The fun kind tends to be, Flaca."

(Serenwilde): Sylphas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "So true, so true."

(Serenwilde): Flacarealah (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes, I shall
kill you with my tender love. And Shorlen... no.

(Serenwilde): Charune says, "Nothing says love like a good club to the back of
the head."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Ah, Charune approves of the old ways, I see."

Prince of Winter, Kalodan Faechild, Hound of the Hunt shouts, "C'mere, Shamarah.
Some of us in the Wilde would like to show you how much we love you, old
fashioned Serenwilder way."

Given who's shouting it, that sounds more than mildly disturbing.

That was the point.

No wonder our novices grow up to be sex-maniacs!

(Bellator Societas): Xenthos says, "Serenwilde's cultural activity is picking
up. Time for more anti-Seren fae events."

Damnit, they're catching on.

Sooo out of context.

This one is from a while ago, I just remembered it.

4515h, 6768m, 0e, 10p, 16000en, 9402w xkp@-
"You know what one of my specialties is?" asks Zeuris wistfully. "Fishcakes! The
only problem is that I need a particular type of blind fish, found only in water
that is underground."
Merkada manifests a globe of energy and hurls it at you, which painfully rips
apart your spirit.
3038h, 6768m, 0e, 10p, 16000en, 9402w xkp@-

All Shorlen could think was, "OUCH! ... fishcakes?"

That... was a quest in Achaea. Zeuris was in the Tsol'aa village in the Aalen, and he gave you the blurb about blind-fishcakes when you greeted him. How did it wind up here?

Shorlen's brain died from shock that he FINALLY got married

his brain as well as several other peoples brains

I thought this was cute.


Message #2448 Sent by: Neerth
07/02 20:58 "Warm greetings Ialie. I'm the Head Archivist for the great library
of New Celest, and I just wanted to tell you something that just happened: a
young trill who never learned to read (and had physical problems speaking) came
to me, and I was able to lend her the Athenaeum's copy of your published First
Alphabet Book to start her learning from. When she wrote her own name it was a
joyous moment.... Thank you for publishing your book!"

Aye and I know who that is, hopefully she'd be able to read and write now, sadly she can't speak cause she lost her tongue (which reminds me, I need to ask how she lost it, poor girl)

yeah, I can just picture that conversation:
Turgeis: hey, how did you lose your tongue?
unnamed novice: .....

She'd probably write it down for me

You could play charades!

Your tongue got cut off because you were jumping up and down...
Then you stuck your tongue out for a some random reason...
Then a passing BM sheared it off
and then you started stabbing it because you thought it was a fish?

Really though, that's quite a cool RP. The illiterate mute, not the charades.

You tell Myrmidon Kalas Ildaudid, "Hey."

Ildaudid tells you, "Hail orti borti forti!"

You tell Myrmidon Kalas Ildaudid, "Banana borti morti fo?"

Ildaudid tells you, "Fee fi mimmmy YO!"



Woot