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by Viravain

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Diamondais2006-07-04 03:51:40
A rabbit leaps up from the grass ahead of you.
2020h, 2020m, 2020e, 6p, 9000en, 9000w ex-ql
In the trees above a steep slope of scree.


Wow, those rabbits are good jumpers. And that grass is really persistant, growing on trees! biggrin.gif
Furien2006-07-04 04:07:18
After me shouting about 'furry love' after Nejii and Vix's engagement:

Munsia tells you, "SHE'S NOT EVEN FURRY."

Munsia tells you, "*weep*."

You tell The Rose Warrior Munsia D'cente`, Furry Menace, "HE IS."

You tell The Rose Warrior Munsia D'cente`, Furry Menace, "So?"

Munsia tells you, "So she has to be."

You tell The Rose Warrior Munsia D'cente`, Furry Menace, "He'll shed all over
her."

You tell The Rose Warrior Munsia D'cente`, Furry Menace, "That fixes the
problem."

ninja.gif
Sylphas2006-07-04 04:16:46
QUOTE(Furien @ Jul 4 2006, 12:07 AM) 304692
After me shouting about 'furry love' after Nejii and Vix's engagement:

Munsia tells you, "SHE'S NOT EVEN FURRY."

Munsia tells you, "*weep*."

You tell The Rose Warrior Munsia D'cente`, Furry Menace, "HE IS."

You tell The Rose Warrior Munsia D'cente`, Furry Menace, "So?"

Munsia tells you, "So she has to be."

You tell The Rose Warrior Munsia D'cente`, Furry Menace, "He'll shed all over
her."

You tell The Rose Warrior Munsia D'cente`, Furry Menace, "That fixes the
problem."

ninja.gif


He's going to KILL you.
Shiri2006-07-04 04:26:03
I am.
Richter2006-07-04 04:29:36
From my point of view:

QUOTE

Ambassador Sarrasri Talnara, Hornbearer of Charune shouts, "Congratulations on
your engagement Nejii."

The Rose Warrior Munsia D'cente`, Furry Menace shouts, "She's not a furrikin!"

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire (Male Furrikin).
He is 66 years old, having been born on the 24th of Klangiary, 84 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 91st in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is the Seneschal of the Collective of Serenwilde.
He holds the position of a Moon Guardian in the Moondancers.
He is an Elemental Tracker in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a member of the clan called 'Bellator Societas.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Orators of the Serenwilde.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'Serenwilde Elite Guard.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Coven of the Moon.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Talnaras.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'The Moonhart Circle.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'The Inner Circle of the Moonhart.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Ackleberry Foundation.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His warcry: 'Shine!'
He is deemed an Apprentice by the Bardic Council of Vesteran Honours.
He is accounted Narrator among literary writers.
He is considered to be approximately 55% of your might.
He is recently engaged to be married to Charune's Jade Huntress, Vix, the High
Wiccan Vixen!
He is a founder of the Talnara family.
He passed the challenges of the Tosha Monastery.
He is known to the dwarves as Kingmaker.
He survived the horror of Kethuru when creation was threatened.
He solved the mysterious murder at Stewart Mansion.
He is an honoured Caregiver to the tae'dae cubs in Estelbar.

Sylphas Talnara, Squirrel of the Hunt shouts, "That's what I said!"

The Rose Warrior Munsia D'cente`, Furry Menace shouts, "That's a disgrace!"

Charune's Jade Huntress, Vix, the High Wiccan Vixen (Female High Elfen).
She is 60 years old, having been born on the 4th of Klangiary, 90 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 22nd in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She holds the position of a Moon Guardian in the Moondancers.
She is a Voyager to the Beyond in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a member of the clan called 'Orators of the Serenwilde.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Wiccans of the Wilde.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Coven of the Moon.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Talnaras.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Bellator Societas.'
She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
Her motto: 'No respect without intellect.'
She is considered to be approximately 35% of your might.
She is recently engaged to be married to Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire!
She is not currently active in any family.
She did help summon the Great Cat Spirit to aid the Igasho Tribe of Hhuhur.
She brought harmony of mind to the Shanthmark Lodge.
She assisted Kravch to bring vengeance upon the taurians of Verasavir Valley.
She helped the shaman Rynak vanquish the ghost-wolves of Verasavir Valley.
She solved the mysterious murder at Stewart Mansion.
She did aide the dragon turtles, saving a lost kin in the Toronada tidepools.
She is an Honourary Shepherd of the Rocks.
She survived the horror of Kethuru when creation was threatened.
She is an honoured Caregiver to the tae'dae cubs in Estelbar.
She has earned the title of Savior to the Gnomes.
She has earned the title of Hero to the Finks.

Trailblazer Everiine Silverwolf, Eagle Hunter shouts, "There are better reasons
to marry than race."

The Rose Warrior Munsia D'cente`, Furry Menace shouts, "No there isnt."

The Rose Warrior Munsia, Furry Menace (Female Furrikin).
She is 65 years old, having been born on the 21st of Dvarsh, 85 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 51st in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She holds the position of a Commodore of the Aquamancers in the Aquamancers.
She is a Planar Drifter in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is an enemy of your Divine Order.
She is the clan head of the clan called 'The Ackleberry Foundation.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Children of Water.'
She is a member of the clan called 'House Aurendil.'
She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
Her motto: 'Woe is the bitchy furrikin.'
She is considered to be approximately 70% of your might.
She is a founder of the D'cente` family.
She is known to the dwarves as Kingmaker.
She freed the gorgogs from their dimensional prison.
She passed the challenges of the Tosha Monastery.
She summoned the spirit of Princess Marilynth to cleanse the Sea of Despair.
She survived the horror of Kethuru when creation was threatened.
She is an honoured Caregiver to the tae'dae cubs in Estelbar.
She solved the mysterious murder at Stewart Mansion.

Unblooded Shaddai shouts, "Furry love is the best love, regardless of race?"

Unblooded Shiida shouts, "Yay furry!"

You shout, "Should you wish to marry within your race, Munsia, I have a lasso
and some hunting training, we could search the highway for a new mate for
yourself."

You shout, "And congrats Nejii."

Sylphas tells you, "Didn't you hear? She's not a cow, she's a censor.gif .I find it
fitting. And as an Aquamancer, she will forever smell like wet dog, but this
time she'll have an excuse."

You tell Sylphas Talnara, Squirrel of the Hunt, "Aaand, you win."
Laysus2006-07-04 10:10:07
Even though I wasn't around when it happened...


Message #317 Sent by: Vix
07/04 02:01 "Say ANYTHING about it and -DIE-."
Shorlen2006-07-04 15:08:51
module unlock

With a long, slow blink, you allow your mind to drift free from the ship, and
release your lock on the command of a nymph bound in shadows.

Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout smiles impishly and says, "You released a
nymph bound in shadows."

You blink.

You say, "I appear to be a shadowdancer in disguise."

You say, "Now that you both know, I cannot allow you to leave here alive."

You brandish a mystic cudgel menacingly.

Flacarealah gives Argilent the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

With a flourish, Flacarealah slips a finely crafted rapier into a mottled blue
leather scabbard.

With a flourish, Flacarealah slips a finely crafted rapier into a mottled blue
leather scabbard.

With a flourish, Flacarealah draws a silver crescent scimitar from a lightning
etched scabbard.

With a flourish, Flacarealah draws a silver crescent scimitar from a lightning
etched scabbard.

You point a mystic cudgel at Flacarealah and vines shoot forth, entangling her
with a thorny embrace.

Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout says to you, "Rawr."

You cackle hellishly.

Flacarealah has writhed free of her entanglement.

Flacarealah tackles your legs and attempts to carry you off to the south.
You resist the attempt to move you.

Flacarealah tackles your legs and attempts to carry you off to the south.
She succeeds and carries you, knocking you to the ground.

You reach out to your demesne, then press your tongue against your teeth and
buzz, waving your arms in a flying motion.
Wasps, bees and other insects rise up and swirl in the air, buzzing angrily.

unally flacarealah
enemy flacarealah
Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout is not currently an ally.
You find her far too irresistable to declare an enemy.

You say to Flacarealah, "... oh."

You say to Flacarealah, "Apaprently, I feel great lust for you, and thus, could
never harm you."

You flutter your eyelashes at Flacarealah.

Flacarealah's eyes sparkle with amusement at you.

Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout says, "Well, that's good to hear."

Flacarealah strikes a pose in front of you.

You nod your head sagely.
Veonira2006-07-05 02:18:22
(Bellator Societas): Forren (from the Aetherways) says, "How's that."


Caught in the act. kiss.gif
Forren2006-07-05 03:21:11
Hehe.. I was mischanning I think, and running to my aethership to sit on my throne. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Ildaudid2006-07-05 04:50:14
QUOTE(Forren @ Jul 4 2006, 11:21 PM) 304913

Hehe.. I was mischanning I think, and running to my aethership to sit on my throne. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Suuuuure tongue.gif


Oh and this is for Orti... paybacks are a bitch...

Orti tells you, "Wait a sec, man, I was at the bathroom and I got a lot of msgs, please hold on me. blink.gif

Unknown2006-07-05 04:53:22
QUOTE(Ildaudid @ Jul 4 2006, 11:50 PM) 304921

Oh and this is for Orti... paybacks are a bitch...

Orti tells you, "Wait a sec, man, I was at the bathroom and I got a lot of msgs, please hold on me. blink.gif

Hold on me, wait on me. Give me a second...

bah... stupid spanish

and yeah... I was taking a piss... I'm human, if you punch me, I'll bleed. If you give me water my bladder will be full of urine
Laysus2006-07-05 18:37:09
Shortly after completing the first cankermoor battle:

You feel a sudden urge to post your thoughts to the forums.


Shortly later, after posting "Or Kaervas" in response to the honours lines comments...

You feel the urge to post something CONSTRUCTIVE to the forums.
Jigan2006-07-05 18:52:00
I can't get the direct quote, but in essence...


Lord General Bandeon: Squire Jigan, on standing order, you are not allowed to be a tactician.


This is after so many ideas. Such as riding a ship on water into Mag, giving them a large cookie ship, and other strange ideas such as a Pilgrim army mounted on cows, and something regarding a moosapult.
Unknown2006-07-05 22:10:33
QUOTE
Shorlen has sacrificed his lifeforce for Darna.

Darna has been cut down by a sand cobra.
Shorlen2006-07-05 22:46:39
sad.gif I was trying to help a newbie bash, and thought I had enough health for the sacrifice, but was 15hp short.
Diamondais2006-07-06 01:25:53
QUOTE
Amavan tells you, "Bah, you're name is too close to Dysolis's. Dysolis sent me a tell, thought it was you. I thought you were Dysolis too."


Its starting again sad.gif I need better names.
Shiri2006-07-06 01:38:15
QUOTE(diamondais @ Jul 6 2006, 02:25 AM) 305125

Its starting again sad.gif I need better names.


Dylara is a fine name, it's too close to Dynara if anything though. sad.gif
Unknown2006-07-06 01:39:13
QUOTE(diamondais @ Jul 5 2006, 08:25 PM) 305125

Its starting again sad.gif I need better names.

Zyxthie smile.gif
Diamondais2006-07-06 01:48:48
These things always start when its way too late to change names without a petition, and I dont honestly have a sound reason unless a God says exactly what you have.
Sylphas2006-07-06 02:00:21
You don't even know how close I was to allhexing you in the Seren. I saw the Dy and was not in the mood to take a second look.