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Unknown2006-07-06 02:20:17
QUOTE(diamondais @ Jul 5 2006, 08:48 PM) 305131

These things always start when its way too late to change names without a petition, and I dont honestly have a sound reason unless a God says exactly what you have.

Marlucia should change his name because it's the name of a girl


I'm going to create a Male Orclach Serenwilde and I'm going to name him Marybell
Unknown2006-07-06 10:26:23
QUOTE
The shadows have lengthened. It is late afternoon in Lusternia.
The phase of the moon is that of the Waning Crescent.

In your world, it is 10:20 GMT.
See HELP GMT for an explanation of GMT.
2918h, 3293m, 3149e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w ex<>-sparwho

You will now appear on the spar list, with your class revealed. (SPAROFF to
disable).

Denizens of Lusternia seeking sparring partners:

% of
your Combat Combat
Name might Rank Rating Guild
----------------------------------------------------
Tuek 100 1st 319
Skein 25 --- ---

2918h, 3293m, 3149e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w ex<>-honors skein

Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide (Female Human).
A guide is here to help newbies become acquainted with Lusternia. Guides do not
have a roleplaying function.
2918h, 3293m, 3149e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w ex<>-tell skein Hrmmm

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Hrmmm."
2918h, 3293m, 3149e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w ex<>-
Skein tells you, "Meh!"
2918h, 3293m, 3149e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w ex<>-tell skein You are on the Sparwho list... and only 25% of my might

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "You are on the Sparwho list... and only
25% of my might."
2918h, 3293m, 3149e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w ex<>-sparwho

Denizens of Lusternia seeking sparring partners:

% of
your Combat Combat
Name might Rank Rating Guild
----------------------------------------------------
Tuek 100 1st 319
2918h, 3293m, 3149e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w ex<>-
Skein tells you, "I know what you're going to say. *chuckle*."
2918h, 3293m, 3149e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w ex<>-
The bright sun shines down upon you.
2918h, 3293m, 3149e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w ex<>-
Skein tells you, "Aye, I'm off it now."
2918h, 3293m, 3149e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w ex<>-tell skein heheheh

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Heheheh."
2918h, 3293m, 3149e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w ex<>-
Rinaari gives Cirenya a compassionate hug.
2918h, 3293m, 3149e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w ex<>-
Skein tells you, "I only need the skills which will let me help the young ones,
you know!"
2918h, 3293m, 3149e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w ex<>-tell skein Transcendent in healing I hope.

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Transcendent in healing I hope."
2918h, 3293m, 3149e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w ex<>-
Skein tells you, "Certainly. That does help them a fair bit, at times.
*chuckle*."
2918h, 3293m, 3149e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w ex<>-tell skein If I catch you on there again, I'll expect an actual spar *sparkle*

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "If I catch you on there again, I'll
expect an actual spar."


Heheh... I certainly found it amusing.... who was Skein planning on Sparring?
Soll2006-07-06 10:36:56
laugh.gif

And now this. Silly newbie-dom.

QUOTE

(Newbie): Tenaya says, "I just wanted to make sure I wouldn't be missing that Nose Ring Of Power +38. smile.gif"
Tsuki2006-07-06 12:42:01
<>: Tuek says, "I hate having to wear so much jewelry..."

<>: You say, "Because it makes you sparkly?"

<>: Tuek says, "How am I supposed to move silently and invisibly
through the forest with all the shiny, glittery, and clinking jangling
nonsense."

<>: You say, "By wearing a big cloak."

<>: Tuek says, "Speaking of which... I bought black robes..."

<>: Tuek says, "Only to notice later..."

<>: Tuek says, "They were RAINBOW collared black robes."

<>: Riesa says, "You can use wooden wand and rings."

<>: You say, "Maybe it's a subdued rainbow?"

<>: Tuek says, "No."

<>: Tuek says, "...it uses shimmery rainbow thread..."

<>: Tuek says, "..meh."


... we so need a "fear the rainbow" smilie. halo.gif
Saran2006-07-06 13:24:06
QUOTE(Anonymous @ Jul 6 2006, 08:26 PM) 305198

Heheh... I certainly found it amusing.... who was Skein planning on Sparring?


Heh, Skein might have been bored and itching for a fight. I bet she could newbie kick a few peoples rears.
Ialie2006-07-06 13:26:20
QUOTE(Saran @ Jul 6 2006, 09:24 AM) 305213

Heh, Skein might have been bored and itching for a fight. I bet she could newbie kick a few peoples rears.



Love the rainbow... wub.gif Rainbow

kiss.gif
Iblis2006-07-06 15:16:14
Veonira has been cut down by Sir Varent, Disciple of the Aegis.
3380h, 2542m, 4303e, 10p exk-
Hallen has been torn to shreds by Lord Raikogen Tanestra, Shakiniel's Charge.
3380h, 2542m, 4303e, 10p exk-
Hallen has been torn to shreds by Grand Crusader Vesar, Marshal of the Dawn.
3380h, 2542m, 4303e, 10p exk-
Esano's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Soll.
3380h, 2542m, 4303e, 10p exk-
Natarm has been lured into the eternal sleep by Druid Shorlen Mes'ard, Doe's Grace.
3380h, 2542m, 4303e, 10p exk-
Esano has been choked to death by Innocent as a Butterfly, Laxinova Aristata-Tregon.
3380h, 2542m, 4303e, 10p exk-
(Magnagora): Kuse (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "So...how did that defense go?"
Soll2006-07-06 16:01:20
Heh heh. tongue.gif Oh, and sorry Esano. sad.gif
Shorlen2006-07-06 16:11:18
QUOTE(Iblis @ Jul 6 2006, 11:16 AM) 305222

Natarm has been lured into the eternal sleep by Druid Shorlen Mes'ard, Doe's Grace.

Completely unrelated sad.gif I just wanted to know how much power/willpower/time it took to pull off against someone who didn't know how to defend themself dry.gif I spent an hour stuck in dreamform afterwards due to a bug that's being fixed, if it's any consolation tongue.gif
Saran2006-07-06 17:24:42
QUOTE(Ialie @ Jul 6 2006, 11:26 PM) 305214

Love the rainbow... wub.gif Rainbow

kiss.gif


there is a choice in the matter?

*pats his rainbow coloured wings affectionately*
Xenthos2006-07-06 21:10:38
You greet a Lady of the Silver Light with a sincere smile.
A Lady of the Silver Light says, "Greetings, Xenthos. Do you serve Mother Moon?"

blink.gif biggrin.gif
Shorlen2006-07-06 21:26:01
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Jul 6 2006, 05:10 PM) 305297

You greet a Lady of the Silver Light with a sincere smile.
A Lady of the Silver Light says, "Greetings, Xenthos. Do you serve Mother Moon?"

blink.gif biggrin.gif

clap_1.gif Come to the shiny side!
Veonira2006-07-06 22:37:53
Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor wipes off some shedded woolly wool in the corner.

"Tsk, tsk," Tully says to a wooly mammoth as he waggles a finger at him.
A wooly mammoth lets out a blood-curdling scream.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Tully gives a horrified gasp.

Drill Sergeant Karnagan Aramanth, Ur'Battlesmith says, "Uh oh."

Battlesmith Kuse Toltus says, "You just pissed off a mammoth, that cant be
good."

Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "Sensitive one, that."

You pat a wooly mammoth in a friendly manner.

Drill Sergeant Karnagan Aramanth, Ur'Battlesmith says, "The mammoth's calm, it's
fine."

Tully tickles a wooly mammoth mercilessly!

Tully chuckles long and heartily.

Verithrax peers at a wooly mammoth unscrupulously.

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Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor wipes off some shedded woolly wool in the corner.

"Tsk, tsk," Tully says to a wooly mammoth as he waggles a finger at him.
A wooly mammoth lets out a blood-curdling scream.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Tully gives a horrified gasp.

Drill Sergeant Karnagan Aramanth, Ur'Battlesmith says, "Uh oh."

Battlesmith Kuse Toltus says, "You just pissed off a mammoth, that cant be
good."

Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "Sensitive one, that."

You pat a wooly mammoth in a friendly manner.

Drill Sergeant Karnagan Aramanth, Ur'Battlesmith says, "The mammoth's calm, it's
fine."

Tully tickles a wooly mammoth mercilessly!

Tully chuckles long and heartily.

Verithrax peers at a wooly mammoth unscrupulously.

-------------------------------------------------

Ambassador Sarrasri Talnara, Hornbearer of Charune shouts, "All praise Dysolis.
The one who refuses to confront 3 non-fighters lower with less than his might."


I don't know why, that really tickled me. That's like. "Gosh, COWARD, you won't let us team you!?"
Acrune2006-07-07 03:56:11
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You create a series of windows in the cosmic fabric and search out all your
allies.
Through the cosmic windows, you see:
...
Nejii - a distorted alley (the Astral Plane)
...

Nejii tells you, "Yep?"

You tell Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire, "Just farscoutin allies."

Nejii tells you, "Aaah."

Nejii tells you, "Wait, that's crap, you're an Aquamancer."

Nejii tells you, "Wait."

Nejii tells you, "No, you changed."

Nejii tells you, "Grr. I knew that was going to cause problems."

Nejii tells you, "Sorry!"


Someone doesn't do well with change. halo.gif
Shiri2006-07-07 06:00:17
QUOTE(Acrune @ Jul 7 2006, 04:56 AM) 305365

Someone doesn't do well with change. halo.gif


Once I have you settled in my mind as an archetypal Celestine you're NEVER allowed to change guilds or anything again. angry.gif
Shamarah2006-07-07 12:23:57
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Alger likes boys!"

(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Damn you respond to my jests you censor.gif ."

(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "*sigh*."

(Bellator Societas): Alger says, "Oh sorry."

(Bellator Societas): Alger says, "You doing some wishful thinking again Lyco?"
Unknown2006-07-07 15:14:55
EDIT: How do asskissers get power and get allowed to do this? How do they get allowed to outcitizen contesters and not be SHRUBBED for it because they whine to their patron? The god in charge for that should be fired for one, and she should be shrubbed beyond that fact.

This is the general outline of the conversation.

Shayle tells you, "You know nothing of Glomdoring's ways"

You tell Shayle, "Nothing matters but Glomdoring."

You tell Shayle, "This isn't 'Nothing matters but Shayle.'"

Followed up by the.. quote.

QUOTE
Shayle casts you out of Glomdoring.


doh.gif

I'll quote what I heard too, because it makes me cringe and almost regret coming back.

QUOTE
Shayle ousted Emmy from Glomdoring because she was contesting Shayle? Shayle was not shrubbed for a very severe and strongly enforced rule being broken because she whined to Viravain?


WTF?!
Shayle2006-07-07 16:19:22
QUOTE(Stagar Feyranti @ Jul 7 2006, 11:14 AM) 305447

EDIT: How do asskissers get power and get allowed to do this? How do they get allowed to outcitizen contesters and not be SHRUBBED for it because they whine to their patron? The god in charge for that should be fired for one, and she should be shrubbed beyond that fact.

This is the general outline of the conversation.

Shayle tells you, "You know nothing of Glomdoring's ways"

You tell Shayle, "Nothing matters but Glomdoring."

You tell Shayle, "This isn't 'Nothing matters but Shayle.'"

Followed up by the.. quote.



doh.gif

I'll quote what I heard too, because it makes me cringe and almost regret coming back.
WTF?!


Emmy was a Blacktalon....Shayle is a Shadowdancer. Nice try though. kiss.gif

I just love how these rumors get started. And I adore partial logs. rolleyes.gif
Shorlen2006-07-07 16:29:29
Please, if you two want to snipe at one another, create an idiots thread. This is not the place.
Shayle2006-07-07 16:30:58
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Jul 7 2006, 12:29 PM) 305459

Please, if you two want to snipe at one another, create an idiots thread. This is not the place.


umm...sure. But I don't see what you mean?