Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Shorlen2006-07-08 17:14:56
1209h, 4590m, 4590e, 10p, 16546en, 21045w exk-
Tendrils of shadow reach out from the churning night around a dark nighthag,
solidifying as they reach you and battering you viciously.
Tendrils of shadow reach out from the churning night around a dark nighthag,
solidifying as they reach you and battering you viciously.
2h, 4590m, 4590e, 10p, 16546en, 21045w exk-
Deas's face turns red as he coughs up some black phlegm.
2h, 4590m, 4590e, 10p, 16546en, 21045w exk-transverse prime material

2h, 4536m, 4590e, 10p, 16546en, 21033w exk-
You reach out to the planar gate and find the link to the prime material plane.
Pulsating energy flares throughout your field of vision, and you find yourself
tumbling through the aether pathways.

Soll2006-07-08 17:16:40
Ouch... die.gif
Unknown2006-07-08 17:46:24
Bleeding for nighthags plz.
Shorlen2006-07-08 18:17:31
QUOTE(Temporary_Guido @ Jul 8 2006, 01:46 PM) 305688

Bleeding for nighthags plz.

That would make zero sense tongue.gif
Unknown2006-07-08 23:18:27
QUOTE
(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "I'm real dangerous a real murderer. I kill kill kill! For fun. I once had Shamarah and Daevos crying out and begging me to kill them because of the torture I made them endure."
Ialie2006-07-08 23:39:31
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK I was just kidding! Ialie was neurotic at the time!
Diamondais2006-07-08 23:51:07
And hyper, and going on about how calm she was at the moment at high speed.
Shorlen2006-07-09 02:06:10
You tell The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock, "I have spoken with (person) about (thing) - he did not know any better, and will not do so again."

Xavius tells you, "I AM NOT XENTHOS."
Diamondais2006-07-09 02:34:36
This just amused me.

QUOTE
Druidess Vaera, Friend of Squirrel says, "Did you used to be a geomancer?"
You blink.
You say, "No..Ive been a Druid since I came through the portal."
Druidess Vaera, Friend of Squirrel says, "Hm..."
You say, "Do you think Im Dysolis?"
Druidess Vaera, Friend of Squirrel says, "Was it Dynara...gods...so many
names."
Vaera shakes her head.
The corners of Vaera's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.
You say, "Dynara was the one who created a lot of things.."
Vaera gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
Druidess Vaera, Friend of Squirrel says, "I'm going insane, aren't I?"
You say, "Dont worry about it..Im taken as Dysolis a lot..and he was a Geo."
Vaera nods her head emphatically.
Druidess Vaera, Friend of Squirrel says, "Well, you're no dracnari."
Druidess Vaera, Friend of Squirrel says, "Make sure to tell people that."
You say, "Nope, thats why I dont understand why Im thought to be Dysolis.
Unless people are just lazy with names."
You mutter discontentedly.
Druidess Vaera, Friend of Squirrel says, "Hey. I just confused you with the
Creator Dynara."
You giggle happily.
Unknown2006-07-09 02:35:06
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Jul 8 2006, 09:06 PM) 305799

You tell The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock, "I have spoken with (person) about (thing) - he did not know any better, and will not do so again."

Xavius tells you, "I AM NOT XENTHOS."

roflmao.gif
Xavius2006-07-09 04:05:03
Druid Shorlen Mes'ard, Doe's Grace says to Antris, the Falconer, "Still no candy
even now, after all this time?"
Antris, the Falconer says, "Hmm, I am totally out of candy. Come back later and
I'll give you a sweet to attract my poor darling."

Druid Shorlen Mes'ard, Doe's Grace smiles impishly and says to Antris, the
Falconer, "I'd really appreciate the candy - it's quite tasty."
Antris, the Falconer says, "Hmm, I am totally out of candy. Come back later and
I'll give you a sweet to attract my poor darling."

Druid Shorlen Mes'ard, Doe's Grace says to you, "Looking for some candy as
well?"
Antris, the Falconer says, "Hmm, I am totally out of candy. Come back later and

You say, "I have no need for candy."
Antris, the Falconer says, "Hmm, I am totally out of candy. Come back later and
I'll give you a sweet to attract my poor darling."

Antris, the Falconer says, "Clearly, I have no candy. I'm still at my post - I
haven't had time to get some."

Shorlen stares at Antris, the Falconer in a vain attempt to grin, but something
goes terribly wrong.

Shorlen coughs softly.

Shorlen grins mischievously at Antris, the Falconer.

Druid Shorlen Mes'ard, Doe's Grace says to Antris, the Falconer, "My daughter
loves candy, by the way - spent ages trying to find some in the Wilde."
Antris, the Falconer says, "Hmm, I am totally out of candy. Come back later and
I'll give you a sweet to attract my poor darling."

You say, "Stop harassing the man about his candy."
Antris, the Falconer says, "Hmm, I am totally out of candy. Come back later and
I'll give you a sweet to attract my poor darling."

You say, "If he had candy, he would give you candy."
Antris, the Falconer says, "Hmm, I am totally out of candy. Come back later and
I'll give you a sweet to attract my poor darling."

Druid Shorlen Mes'ard, Doe's Grace says to Antris, the Falconer, "I didn't tell
her about you, because then she'd bug you incessently trying to figure out where
you get it from."

Druid Shorlen Mes'ard, Doe's Grace says to you, "Fine, I'll stop bugging him
about the candy."
Antris, the Falconer says, "Hmm, I am totally out of candy. Come back later and
I'll give you a sweet to attract my poor darling."

Druid Shorlen Mes'ard, Doe's Grace says to Antris, the Falconer, "Does your bird
like anything that isn't candy? Some bird seeds, perhaps?"
Antris, the Falconer exclaims, "Yes, I have lost my bird! Can you please help me
find him, he's lost in the Realm of Faethorn and no doubt he's frightened.
Please tell me you can help!"

You say, "Oh, I'll help you. Just need some candy, which you don't have."
Antris, the Falconer says, "Thank you so much! Simply drop this treat when you
hear my poor frightened darling and he'll quickly come to get his favorite
sweet. Simply pick him up and return him to me."
Antris, the Falconer hands you a piece of candy.

Druid Shorlen Mes'ard, Doe's Grace says to Antris, the Falconer, "We have seeds
in the Wilde - it isn't candy, but it is quite tasty, according to the birds."
Antris, the Falconer exclaims, "Yes, I have lost my bird! Can you please help me
find him, he's lost in the Realm of Faethorn and no doubt he's frightened.
Please tell me you can help!"

...at which point I promptly fled.
Shorlen2006-07-09 04:05:53
QUOTE(Xavius @ Jul 9 2006, 12:05 AM) 305809
...at which point I promptly fled.


Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire (Backwards avenue)
Ambassador Sarrasri Talnara, Hornbearer (Backwards avenue)
Druid Shorlen Mes'ard, Doe's Grace (Fallen snow)
The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of t(Among the twilight trees)
Predicant Chandestri d'Illici, tzya Mor'(Avenue of jagged trees and darkne)
Viravain, Mistress of the Webs

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire (Backwards avenue)
Ambassador Sarrasri Talnara, Hornbearer (Backwards avenue)
Druid Shorlen Mes'ard, Doe's Grace (Fallen snow)
The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of t(Among plants fighting for life am)
Predicant Chandestri d'Illici, tzya Mor'(Avenue of jagged trees and darkne)
Viravain, Mistress of the Webs

You say to Antris, the Falconer, "He just took that candy and ran off."
Antris, the Falconer says, "Hmm, someone else must have my candy. Come back
later and I'll give you a sweet to attract my poor darling."

You sadly say to Antris, the Falconer, "He had no interest at all in helping
your bird."
Antris, the Falconer exclaims, "Yes, I have lost my bird! Can you please help me
find him, he's lost in the Realm of Faethorn and no doubt he's frightened.
Please tell me you can help!"

You say to Antris, the Falconer, "That's rather hard when you give your candy to
a foul Glomdorian who just wants to eat it himself!"
Antris, the Falconer says, "Hmm, someone else must have my candy. Come back
later and I'll give you a sweet to attract my poor darling."

You say to Antris, the Falconer, "Well, I don't know what to do about that
candy-napper."
Antris, the Falconer says, "Hmm, someone else must have my candy. Come back
later and I'll give you a sweet to attract my poor darling."

You say to Antris, the Falconer, "Where DO you get that candy anyway?"
Antris, the Falconer says, "Hmm, someone else must have my candy. Come back
later and I'll give you a sweet to attract my poor darling."

You say to Antris, the Falconer, "Are you sure you have no candy stashed away
somewhere safe?"
Antris, the Falconer says, "Hmm, someone else must have my candy. Come back
later and I'll give you a sweet to attract my poor darling."

You say to Antris, the Falconer, "You know, if you tell me where you get the
candy, I'm sure I could set up a lucritive deal with a baker I know."
Antris, the Falconer says, "Hmm, someone else must have my candy. Come back
later and I'll give you a sweet to attract my poor darling."

You say to Antris, the Falconer, "Rather than giving away candy to malicious
candy-nappers, we can start a business, make some profit, and spread the joy of
fae candy throughout the Prime."
Antris, the Falconer says, "Hmm, someone else must have my candy. Come back
later and I'll give you a sweet to attract my poor darling."

Antris, the Falconer says, "No."
Vix2006-07-09 06:45:19
(Newbie): AwsomeNewbie says, "Thanks much. Attributing even more to madness, this is my favorite IRE game yet. Part of which is based on all the help you guys are giving."


Aww, we love you too. wub.gif
Vix2006-07-09 08:05:06
Charune, the Horned One says, "That was not an invitation for all of you to grope Me."




Yes, I'm "evil" for these constant quotes.
Shiri2006-07-09 08:06:42
QUOTE(Vix @ Jul 9 2006, 09:05 AM) 305874

Charune, the Horned One says, "That was not an invitation for all of you to grope Me."


...roflmao.gif Where did THAT come from?
Sylphas2006-07-09 08:11:05
"Charune's eyes sparkle with amusement at a sylph."
"Charune's eyes sparkle with amusement at you."
"Charune gives a sylph the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously."

Even gods do it. smile.gif
Shorlen2006-07-09 08:13:54
Charune pats the White Hart in a friendly manner.
The White Hart stares implacably at Charune.

Charune gives a candied cherry cookie to the White Hart.
The White Hart refuses your gift.
Vix2006-07-09 08:18:54
Charune, the Horned One says, "I will have to teach him to like cookies."
Soll2006-07-09 08:24:18
QUOTE(Shiri @ Jul 9 2006, 08:06 AM) 305875

...roflmao.gif Where did THAT come from?


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Charune, the Horned One smiles with a wink and says, "I have all the power I need at any time I need."

Charune, the Horned One says, "Unlike mortals, I am My own nexus."

Sylphas Talnara, Hunter's Hexen says, "We can't link to You."

Veradin, Narsrim D'cente`, Prefect of Crones says, "Can we link power off of you then?"

Sylphas Talnara, Hunter's Hexen says, "No, I just tried."

You look skeptical and say, "Just tried. To no avail."

Charune, the Horned One says, "That was not an invitation for all of you to grope Me."

Druid Shorlen Mes'ard, Doe's Grace says to you, "Please do not try to... "link" to our Lord."
Sylphas2006-07-09 08:34:39
I still like my suggestion to stuff Him so full of cookies that all the power is forced out through his pores.

Too many cookies. ---> explode.gif