Sarrasri proudly shows off a candied cherry cookie:
This small, colourful oatmeal cookie is completely covered in candied
cherries so that the oatmeal base is barely visible.
Piped in frosting on it are the words:

Don't eat all the cookies....


Sarrasri proudly shows off a candied cherry cookie:
This small, colourful oatmeal cookie is completely covered in candied
cherries so that the oatmeal base is barely visible.
Piped in frosting on it are the words:

... or else...


Sarrasri proudly shows off a candied cherry cookie:
This small, colourful oatmeal cookie is completely covered in candied
cherries so that the oatmeal base is barely visible.
Piped in frosting on it are the words:

... you'll get....


Sarrasri proudly shows off a candied cherry cookie:
This small, colourful oatmeal cookie is completely covered in candied
cherries so that the oatmeal base is barely visible.
Piped in frosting on it are the words:

... FAT!!!

Sarrasri proudly shows off a candied cherry cookie:
This small, colourful oatmeal cookie is completely covered in candied
cherries so that the oatmeal base is barely visible.
Piped in frosting on it are the words:

Don't eat all the cookies....


Sarrasri proudly shows off a candied cherry cookie:
This small, colourful oatmeal cookie is completely covered in candied
cherries so that the oatmeal base is barely visible.
Piped in frosting on it are the words:

... or else...


Sarrasri proudly shows off a candied cherry cookie:
This small, colourful oatmeal cookie is completely covered in candied
cherries so that the oatmeal base is barely visible.
Piped in frosting on it are the words:

... you'll get....


Sarrasri proudly shows off a candied cherry cookie:
This small, colourful oatmeal cookie is completely covered in candied
cherries so that the oatmeal base is barely visible.
Piped in frosting on it are the words:

... FAT!!!


EDIT: 'd. Grr.

Shiri is a reject because he cheated and didn't edit out the unneccesary stuff.

(Serenwilde): Wizzelin (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Does anyone know the
current policy on handling faethorn?"
(Serenwilde): Argilent says, "Which way is the wind blowing?"

Argilent made a funny that didn't suck!

Mmm. Cookies. The next one's going to jump up and attack her.

An animated skeleton bows to you and commences the lesson in Resilience.
2235h, 1610m, 2235e, 10p, 10075en, 10750w elrxk-
Penumbra Kaldya, Servant of Wisdom says, "Ah well. I'll go and drop these
scholars off, and slap myself a bit for being thick."
2235h, 1610m, 2235e, 10p, 10075en, 10750w elrxk-
(Whytetower House): Deas says, "Well... they're all usefull."
2235h, 1610m, 2235e, 10p, 10075en, 10750w elrxk-
An animated skeleton walks up to you and smacks you across the face.
2235h, 1610m, 2235e, 10p, 10075en, 10750w elrxk-
Kaldya performs a graceful curtsey.
2235h, 1610m, 2235e, 10p, 10075en, 10750w elrxk-
An animated skeleton explains that the pain you feel now is only a product of
the mind, and is easily controlled.
2235h, 1610m, 2235e, 10p, 10075en, 10750w elrxk-

The body of Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane appears in a flash and his
soul descends to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill
with emotion.
2235h, 1610m, 2235e, 10p, 10075en, 10750w elrxk-
With a flourish of your arm, you bow deeply.
2235h, 1610m, 2235e, 10p, 10075en, 10750w elrxk-
Producing a long needle, an animated skeleton passes it easily through her
skin, without the slightest wince. As she pulls it out, there is not even a
drop of blood or scratch to be seen.
2235h, 1610m, 2235e, 10p, 10075en, 10750w elrxk-
An animated skeleton explains that, with preparation of both mind and body, it
is possible to reduce the damaging effects of poisons.
2235h, 1610m, 2235e, 10p, 10075en, 10750w elrxk-
Kaldya curtseys respectfully before Valarien.
2235h, 1610m, 2235e, 10p, 10075en, 10750w elrxk-
An animated skeleton slaps you across the face again and smiles when you merely
harden your jaw.
2235h, 1610m, 2235e, 10p, 10075en, 10750w elrxk-
A shadow swirls up and enters the gaping knothole in the Master Ravenwood Tree.
2235h, 1610m, 2235e, 10p, 10075en, 10750w elrxk-
An animated skeleton bows to you - the lesson in Resilience is over.
Your skill in Resilience has risen to Novice.




since when do skeletons have skin???

Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury rots away before your eyes and sinks into
the soil. A gravestone pops up saying "Just an okay husband".

The divine voice of Charune, the Horned One reverberates powerfully, "Hmmm... A
gift like this should really be shared. Who wants a hug?"
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Squire Sonata Du'Vantae, the Armies of Light shouts, "Yes please, m'Lord."
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Lydin shouts, "Perhaps you should hug the Person who gave you a present?"
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Grench opens her eyes and yawns mightily.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Grench stands up and stretches her arms out wide.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Grench nods her head emphatically.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Lady Malicia La'Saet, Scion of Meridian shouts, "I say, a good gift should be
rewarded, my Lord."
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-give 1000 gold to grench
You give 1000 gold sovereigns to Grench.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Grench puts a piece of coal into a monstrous iron forge.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Grench lights a monstrous iron forge, working the bellows until the flames burn
hotly.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Grench lays a selection of commodities out before her on the forge, and stokes
the fire. With a resolved air about her, she begins to forge something you
cannot yet envision.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she methodically raises and lowers the
forging hammer.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she methodically raises and lowers the
forging hammer.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she methodically raises and lowers the
forging hammer.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she methodically raises and lowers the
forging hammer.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she methodically raises and lowers the
forging hammer.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she methodically raises and lowers the
forging hammer.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she methodically raises and lowers the
forging hammer.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she methodically raises and lowers the
forging hammer.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she methodically raises and lowers the
forging hammer.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she methodically raises and lowers the
forging hammer.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she methodically raises and lowers the
forging hammer.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she methodically raises and lowers the
forging hammer.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she methodically raises and lowers the
forging hammer.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she methodically raises and lowers the
forging hammer.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
(Market): Zenji says, "Seeking a non-tainted enchanter."
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she methodically raises and lowers the
forging hammer.
The effort of Grench has transformed the shapeless mass of commodities in the
forge into the crude form of a small ball of energy.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Ur'Commander Kalas Ixion, Blue Inferno booms, "Thanks Charune."
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she works at refining the quality of a bladed
scimitar resembling flame.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Nature Beseecher, Druidess Zezza Brushfire, Shifter of Aspects shouts, "Ill
take a hug from your Divine grace and share in thy gift!"
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she works at refining the quality of a bladed
scimitar resembling flame.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Hermit Soll shouts, "Thank You, Lord!"
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she works at refining the quality of a bladed
scimitar resembling flame.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
The divine voice of Charune, the Horned One reverberates powerfully, "There we
go, the fleas have been shared among you."
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Squire Celahir, of the Armies of Light shouts, "Can I have one."
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Sweat flies from Grench's brow as she works at refining the quality of a bladed
scimitar resembling flame.
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-
Squire Sonata Du'Vantae, the Armies of Light shouts, "Thank You, m'Lord."
2235h, 2370m, 2235e, 10p, 9400en, 10750w elrx-



about 3 ninutes later: Serenguard Shiida shouts, "I want a hug, please, M'lord!"

Now I have fleas. *scratch*

You swing a finely crafted rapier at Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide. You
cut him with a light wound.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
8580h, 4034m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You swing a finely crafted rapier at Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide. You
cut him with a light wound.
8580h, 4034m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
8580h, 4034m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
Coalescing into a fine stream, Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide strikes you
in the chest sending waves of cooling water across the surface of your body.
7209h, 4034m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
You may drink another purgative or curing potion.
7209h, 4034m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>- (H- 1371)
You take a drink from an onyx vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
8625h, 4013m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>- (H+ 1416) (M- 21)
Thrones of the Tide.
A rhythmic thrumming saturates the area, drawing attention to a war shrine of
Terentia nearby. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water.
Coming to junction here, two shell-encrusted hallways join this throne cavity
from both the northeast and the southwest ways. Within the centre of the room,
thrones of crystal stand vigilantly as they gaze north bound from this higher
vantage point. Hundreds of pearlescent shells encrust the crystal thrones, while
large sea pearls have been inlaid into their backs. A pearlescent staircase
leads downwards to the north. The Lord of the High Tide stands here, flowing
with ethereal waters and surrounded by a nimbus of power. Kalas Athana, Lady of
the Black Soil is here, shrouded. She wields a twisted staff in her left hand
and a magic spatula in her right.
You see exits leading north, northeast, and southwest.
8625h, 4013m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Athana.
8625h, 4013m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
A swirling pool.
The Lord of the Low Tide stands here, flowing with ethereal waters and
surrounded by a nimbus of power.
You can see no further.
8625h, 4013m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
Athana's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Athana points her staff at you and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent of
poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into your body, engulfing flesh and smashing
bone.
6559h, 4013m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>- (H- 2066)
Athana takes a long drag off her pipe.
6559h, 4013m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
6559h, 4013m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
6559h, 4013m, 5504e, 10p elrxkdb<>-
You swing a finely crafted rapier at Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide. You
cut him with a light wound.
6559h, 4013m, 5504e, 10p elxkdb<>-
You swing a finely crafted rapier at Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide. You
cut him with a light wound.
6559h, 4013m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
You bleed 40 health.
6519h, 4013m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
Coalescing into a fine stream, Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide strikes you
in the chest sending waves of cooling water across the surface of your body.
5095h, 4013m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>- (H- 1464)
5095h, 3953m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>- (M- 60)
A coral landing.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. An imposing sword of
radiant white metal has been driven deep into the ground in a silent statement
of intent.
You can see no further.
5095h, 3953m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
5095h, 3953m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
5095h, 3930m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>- (M- 23)
You take a drink from an onyx vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
6395h, 3930m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>- (H+ 1300)
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
6395h, 3930m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You swing a finely crafted rapier at Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide. You
cut him with a light wound.
6395h, 3930m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
6395h, 3930m, 5504e, 10p elxkdb<>-
Coalescing into a fine stream, Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide strikes you
in the chest sending waves of cooling water across the surface of your body.
5102h, 4010m, 5504e, 10p elxkdb<>- (H- 1293) (M+ 80)
You swing a finely crafted rapier at Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide. You
cut him with a light wound.
5102h, 4010m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
You say, "No suckers."
5102h, 4010m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
Athana points her staff at you and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent of
poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into your body, engulfing flesh and smashing
bone.
3036h, 4010m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>- (H- 2066)
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
3036h, 3989m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You bleed 47 health.
2989h, 3989m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Athana.
2989h, 3989m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>- (H- 47) (M- 21)
You swing a finely crafted rapier at Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide. You
cut him with a light wound.
2989h, 3989m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
2989h, 3929m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>- (M- 60)
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
2989h, 3929m, 5504e, 10p elxkdb<>-
Coalescing into a fine stream, Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide strikes you
in the chest sending waves of cooling water across the surface of your body.
1845h, 3929m, 5504e, 10p elxkdb<>- (H- 1144)
You swing a finely crafted rapier at Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide. Your
rapier cuts through the air, missing completely.
1845h, 3929m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
You cross your arms on your chest, stick out your lower lip, and pout.
2293h, 4004m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>- (H+ 448) (M+ 75)
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
2293h, 4004m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
You take a drink from an onyx vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
3925h, 4004m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>- (H+ 1632)
You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 97.
3925h, 4004m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
4822h, 4034m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>- (H+ 897) (M+ 30)
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
4822h, 4034m, 5504e, 10p elxkdb<>-
You swing a finely crafted rapier at Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide. You
cut him with a light wound.
4822h, 4034m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
"skerriagh73734" Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide
Number of objects: 1
4822h, 4034m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
4822h, 4034m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You swing a finely crafted rapier at Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide. You
cut him with a light wound.
4822h, 4034m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
Extending a portion of himself, Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide releases a
wave of water which consumes your body, its cold waters running up your spine
and freezing your flesh.
2848h, 4034m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>- (H- 1974)
Athana's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Athana points her staff at you and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent of
poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into your body, engulfing flesh and smashing
bone.
782h, 4009m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>- (H- 2066) (M- 25)
Athana takes a long drag off her pipe.
782h, 4009m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
You take a drink from a bloodstone vial.
A feeling of comfortable warmth spreads over you.
782h, 4009m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
782h, 4009m, 5504e, 10p elxkdb<>-
You bleed 122 health.
660h, 4009m, 5504e, 10p elxkdb<>- (H- 122)
You swing a finely crafted rapier at Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide. You
cut him with a light wound.
660h, 4009m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
660h, 3949m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>- (M- 60)
660h, 3889m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>- (M- 60)
660h, 3829m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>- (M- 60)
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
"Awwwww!" Athana says.
660h, 3829m, 5504e, 10p exkdb<>-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
660h, 3829m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You take a drink from an onyx vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
1989h, 3829m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
Coalescing into a fine stream, Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide strikes you
in the chest sending waves of cooling water across the surface of your body.
805h, 3829m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>- (H+ 145)
You may drink another purgative or curing potion.
805h, 3829m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You must regain balance first.
805h, 3829m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You must regain balance first.
805h, 3829m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You must regain balance first.
805h, 3829m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You must regain balance first.
805h, 3829m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You must regain balance first.
805h, 3829m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You must regain balance first.
805h, 3829m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You may eat another sparkleberry.
805h, 3829m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You must regain balance first.
984h, 3909m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>- (H+ 179) (M+ 80)
You must regain balance first.
984h, 3888m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>- (M- 21)
You must regain balance first.
984h, 3888m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You must regain balance first.
984h, 3888m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You must regain balance first.
984h, 3888m, 5504e, 10p erxkdb<>-
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
984h, 3888m, 5504e, 10p elrxkdb<>-
As soon as you begin the ritual of Puella, small aches and pains vanish from
your body until you feel purified and whole.
2385h, 3843m, 5504e, 10p lrxkdb<>-
You must regain equilibrium first.
2385h, 3843m, 5504e, 10p lrxkdb<>-
You must regain equilibrium first.
2385h, 3843m, 5504e, 10p lrxkdb<>- (H+ 1401) (M- 45)
You must regain equilibrium first.
2385h, 3843m, 5504e, 10p lrxkdb<>-
You must regain equilibrium first.
2385h, 3843m, 5504e, 10p lrxkdb<>-
You must regain equilibrium first. Puella spam..
2385h, 3843m, 5504e, 10p lrxkdb<>-
Coalescing into a fine stream, Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide strikes you
in the chest sending waves of cooling water across the surface of your body.
1001h, 3843m, 5504e, 10p lrxkdb<>- (H- 1384)
Most perplexing.
1449h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p lrxkdb<>- (H+ 448) (M+ 75)
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Athana.
1449h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p lrxkdb<>-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
1449h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p lrxkdb<>-
Athana's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Athana points her staff at you and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent of
poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into your body, engulfing flesh and smashing
bone.
The poisonous fumes too much for you to handle, blood gushes forth from your
mouth before you fall to the ground, your lifeless body twitching and spasming.
You have been slain by Athana.
Your body begins the process of transforming into a lich.
0h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p elrx<>- (H- 1449)
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p elrx<>-
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p elrx<>-
Athana takes a long drag off her pipe.
0h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p elrx<>-
You say, "...."
0h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p elrx<>-
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p elrx<>-
Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black Soil says, "..."
0h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p elrx<>-
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p elrx<>-
You say, "...."
0h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p elrx<>-
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Athana.
0h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p elrx<>-
You say, "...."
0h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p elrx<>-
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p elrx<>-
Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black Soil says, "..."
0h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p elrx<>-
You say, "...."
0h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p elrx<>-
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 3918m, 5504e, 10p elrx<>-
The powers of Nil are yours and you drink deeply of the darkness, transforming
into the powerful form of a lich.



My wife really loves me.

better to have fleas than fin rot

Couldn't you have edited out the forging?

Also, Grench is a girl? O_o

Notice how Ixion communicates with 4 .... while I always use 3! Anyway sorry Ix, that's what happens when I don't get enough sleep! Whoops

i know what was the deal with those fleas?

When posting logs, can you please bold the funny part? Thanks.

And edit out the unnecessary unfunny parts

I never noticed that before...

Shes some Maiden, thats for sure. Dia used to wonder about that too, though hers never stayed around long enough for her to ask.

'as delicate as glass'

Ur'Grunt Gorr screams at a filthy gutter mutt, "GOORRR!"