Unknown2005-11-05 11:44:01
(Newbie): Ged says, "What is the policy about cyborgs?"
Tsuki2005-11-05 21:49:33
Vanthan and Bastienne's wedding:
Vanthan gazes deep into the soul of Bastion, his heart in his eyes.
"Meh," says Vanthan nonchalantly.
Vanthan gazes deep into the soul of Bastienne, his heart in his eyes.
Serenguard Umbrawn Teneforah wipes the tears from his face, sniffling at the
beauty of it all.
"Eek!" Ialie shouts in fright.
Bastienne flashes Vanthan a joyous smile.
Ialie grabs protectively at Bastion.
Bastion chuckles long and heartily.
Ialie Starfall, the Mystericon says, "Mine!"
Vanthan gazes deep into the soul of Bastion, his heart in his eyes.
"Meh," says Vanthan nonchalantly.
Vanthan gazes deep into the soul of Bastienne, his heart in his eyes.
Serenguard Umbrawn Teneforah wipes the tears from his face, sniffling at the
beauty of it all.
"Eek!" Ialie shouts in fright.
Bastienne flashes Vanthan a joyous smile.
Ialie grabs protectively at Bastion.
Bastion chuckles long and heartily.
Ialie Starfall, the Mystericon says, "Mine!"
Verithrax2005-11-06 01:30:15
(Serenwilde): Kante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Guilds, have some of
those kids that are a bit more devious? Have them talk to me and perhaps we can
put those evil minds to good use..."
I know, OOCly it's funny. ICly it's insulting. I'm specially proud of the 'unhealthy adoration' part. And the little flea curse ('May your armpits be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels,' or something like that, is actually a traditional curse in some countries, so nyah.) Besides, Kalo just annoys the out of me, because he uses 'NON SERENS ARE EVIL LETS GO SMOOSH THEM' as an excuse to kill anything he doesn't like and rack up XP.
Besides, I had to insult creatively. I can't just say you, in an IC tell.
those kids that are a bit more devious? Have them talk to me and perhaps we can
put those evil minds to good use..."
QUOTE(Ye of Little Faith @ Nov 4 2005, 11:55 PM)
A friend and I smooshed all the Earth Lords, and I offered them up, then went to Water, to see if I could solo one. I was obviously quite wrong, so I ran a few rooms, then tried swimming north. I accidently hit my attack macro, and attacked it (a second tidal lord). It promptly killed me (cry).
It became a big hub-bub, and Kalo spread a few half-truths and everything should be all good now.
However! Verithrax made a post on the Wilde boards about how we shouldn't attack them because they're sacred to Celest. I promptly sent him a tell, upon reading this, that his post was inspiring. I waited a few moments, to see his careful responses hoping it wasn't a reply - indeed, it was not!
I told him I ran out and killed a Tidal Lord, and intended to kill the rest soon enough, after I finished mixing tints.
This was his response:
Verithrax tells you, "Have I ever told you that you're the worst person I've
ever met?"
Verithrax tells you, "The most cruel, ruthless mockery of a being I ever knew?
The most unpleasant person who ever showed up in this continent? I know I'm not
a great person myself, but you're... You're just amazing. A thousand years of
suffering wouldn't be enough for you. You just dispelled every last shadow of
doubt I ever, ever had about your evilness. May we never cross paths again, and
may your family be accursed with fleas to the tenth generation. If, that is, you
manage to have children. Being so full of hate, perhaps you're incapable of any
love, except for that unhealthy adoration you have for your mother. Speak to me
no longer."
This had me in tears of laughter for several good, long minutes.
It became a big hub-bub, and Kalo spread a few half-truths and everything should be all good now.
However! Verithrax made a post on the Wilde boards about how we shouldn't attack them because they're sacred to Celest. I promptly sent him a tell, upon reading this, that his post was inspiring. I waited a few moments, to see his careful responses hoping it wasn't a reply - indeed, it was not!
I told him I ran out and killed a Tidal Lord, and intended to kill the rest soon enough, after I finished mixing tints.
This was his response:
Verithrax tells you, "Have I ever told you that you're the worst person I've
ever met?"
Verithrax tells you, "The most cruel, ruthless mockery of a being I ever knew?
The most unpleasant person who ever showed up in this continent? I know I'm not
a great person myself, but you're... You're just amazing. A thousand years of
suffering wouldn't be enough for you. You just dispelled every last shadow of
doubt I ever, ever had about your evilness. May we never cross paths again, and
may your family be accursed with fleas to the tenth generation. If, that is, you
manage to have children. Being so full of hate, perhaps you're incapable of any
love, except for that unhealthy adoration you have for your mother. Speak to me
no longer."
This had me in tears of laughter for several good, long minutes.
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I know, OOCly it's funny. ICly it's insulting. I'm specially proud of the 'unhealthy adoration' part. And the little flea curse ('May your armpits be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels,' or something like that, is actually a traditional curse in some countries, so nyah.) Besides, Kalo just annoys the out of me, because he uses 'NON SERENS ARE EVIL LETS GO SMOOSH THEM' as an excuse to kill anything he doesn't like and rack up XP.
Besides, I had to insult creatively. I can't just say you, in an IC tell.
Unknown2005-11-06 01:46:55
Enigma of the Basin, Kante Starleaf, Serenguard Chief (Male Human).
He is 41 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Estar, 91 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 432nd in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He holds the position of a Lodge Chief in the Serenguard.
He is a Visionary of Distance in the Fellowship of Explorers
He is a member of the clan called 'Viridian Rangers.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'Konoha, Hidden Leaf Village.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Serenwilde Blacksmiths.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Voice of the Serenwilde.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'The end justifies the means.'
He is considered to be approximately 60% of your might.
He has taken the hand of Laith Starleaf in marriage.
He is a first generation member of the Starleaf family by marriage.
He survived the horror of Kethuru when creation was threatened.
He is 41 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Estar, 91 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 432nd in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He holds the position of a Lodge Chief in the Serenguard.
He is a Visionary of Distance in the Fellowship of Explorers
He is a member of the clan called 'Viridian Rangers.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'Konoha, Hidden Leaf Village.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Serenwilde Blacksmiths.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Voice of the Serenwilde.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'The end justifies the means.'
He is considered to be approximately 60% of your might.
He has taken the hand of Laith Starleaf in marriage.
He is a first generation member of the Starleaf family by marriage.
He survived the horror of Kethuru when creation was threatened.
Munsia2005-11-06 03:15:08
She is followed by a cow, a cow, a cow, a dwarven pilgrim, a cow, an aslaran
pilgrim, a taurian pilgrim, a cow, a cow, a cow, a loboshigaru pilgrim, a cow, a
cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, and a cow.
The Moonhart Mother Tree suddenly flares with pulsating energy as Adrienne steps
through.
3380h, 3611m, 3842e, 10p exk-
A forcefield around a cow flares, absorbing all damage.
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A forcefield around a cow flares, absorbing all damage.
3380h, 3611m, 3842e, 10p exk-
A forcefield around a cow flares, absorbing all damage.
A forcefield around a cow flares, absorbing all damage.
3380h, 3611m, 3842e, 10p exk-
Adrienne leaves to the east.
A centaur hunter taps his forehead with his spear as Adrienne leaves.
She is followed by a cow, a cow, a cow, a dwarven pilgrim, a cow, an aslaran
pilgrim, a taurian pilgrim, a cow, a cow, a cow, a loboshigaru pilgrim, a cow, a
cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, and a cow.
I know it's old but heh.. multiple psionic cows!
Munsia2005-11-06 15:23:10
This goes here too
A krokani guard cocks his head and looks off into the distance with a perplexed
look on his face. He suddenly shakes his head as his eyes come back into focus.
A krokani guard cocks his head and looks off into the distance with a perplexed
look on his face. He suddenly shakes his head as his eyes come back into focus.
Ashteru2005-11-06 15:43:39
He is a feathered trill and *Charactername*, an aslaran, is very small for his age. He
apears weak and consists of nothing but bone. HIs eyes of silver blue. his
beathers brown to black. His comming through the portals brouth a lack of
memory. he has nothing from the past, aquirering he was an orphan and had no
more than a small cave in which he lived. His memories stop there at no food or
water for days. Continuing on what he has been told he caries out his life
wondering. He is wearing a pair of black durable trousers, a sea-blue shirt, and
a silver torc.
apears weak and consists of nothing but bone. HIs eyes of silver blue. his
beathers brown to black. His comming through the portals brouth a lack of
memory. he has nothing from the past, aquirering he was an orphan and had no
more than a small cave in which he lived. His memories stop there at no food or
water for days. Continuing on what he has been told he caries out his life
wondering. He is wearing a pair of black durable trousers, a sea-blue shirt, and
a silver torc.
Kaileigh2005-11-06 16:25:30
Aqua Initiate Aerdiu asks, "How can I run around in circles around my pants?"
*pause, someone telling him probably*
'You're pants!', Aerdiu exclaims at loose trousers of faded brown leather.
Aerdiu runs circles around loose trousers of faded brown leather with
outstretched arms, happily screaming, "Wheee!"
Aerdiu turns cartwheels happily in front of loose trousers of faded brown
leather.
*pause, someone telling him probably*
'You're pants!', Aerdiu exclaims at loose trousers of faded brown leather.
Aerdiu runs circles around loose trousers of faded brown leather with
outstretched arms, happily screaming, "Wheee!"
Aerdiu turns cartwheels happily in front of loose trousers of faded brown
leather.
Kaileigh2005-11-06 21:01:35
Ukanthru tells you, "Leave before I come after you."
(Aquamancers): You say, "Ukanthru wants to play."
You tell Protector of Stone, Ukanthru Gar'Haruk, "Only if you come alone
precious."
You declare your intent to bear arms against Ukanthru.
3501h, 5173m, 4887e, 6p, 13490en, 24785w esSilrxk-
Delport Path. (road).
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. The bright sun shines down,
blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. To the west is a large farmyard,
where dairy cows and chickens are kept. The path here is slightly muddy, and the
aroma of the animals hangs in the air. A dragon turtle rests here, an air of
majesty on its features. Protector of Stone, Ukanthru Gar'Haruk is here,
shrouded.
You see exits leading north, south, and west (open door).
3501h, 5173m, 4887e, 6p, 13490en, 24785w esSilrxk-
Ukanthru stares into his cupped hands.
*me attacking spam*
Ukanthru places some iridescent spores on the back of his hand and snorts them up his nose.
He didn't want to play as much as he though ;.;
(Aquamancers): You say, "Ukanthru wants to play."
You tell Protector of Stone, Ukanthru Gar'Haruk, "Only if you come alone
precious."
You declare your intent to bear arms against Ukanthru.
3501h, 5173m, 4887e, 6p, 13490en, 24785w esSilrxk-
Delport Path. (road).
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. The bright sun shines down,
blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. To the west is a large farmyard,
where dairy cows and chickens are kept. The path here is slightly muddy, and the
aroma of the animals hangs in the air. A dragon turtle rests here, an air of
majesty on its features. Protector of Stone, Ukanthru Gar'Haruk is here,
shrouded.
You see exits leading north, south, and west (open door).
3501h, 5173m, 4887e, 6p, 13490en, 24785w esSilrxk-
Ukanthru stares into his cupped hands.
*me attacking spam*
Ukanthru places some iridescent spores on the back of his hand and snorts them up his nose.
He didn't want to play as much as he though ;.;
Unknown2005-11-06 22:34:15
A double-shot of funniness
Not fast enough, then came Ialie, who notices when I scry for her. (I do that 'cause she's cloaked all the time.
You tell Ialie Starfall, the Mystericon, "Guess that's a nevermind den."
You tell Ialie Starfall, the Mystericon, "Mis."
You tell The soul of Stangmar, "I guess that's a nevermind den."
Ialie tells you, "Tsk tsk tsk."
Ialie tells you, "You think about me too much."
Ialie tells you, "You really do have a crush on me."
You tell Ialie Starfall, the Mystericon, "Stop dat! It's just cause ye are
cloaked, I never know when ye are around when I am."
Ialie tells you, "But you look for me."
Ialie tells you, "When you have no other reason to."
Ialie tells you, "Tully and Ialie sitting in a tree K-i-s-s-i-n-g."
QUOTE
(Magnagora): Stangmar (from the Aetherways) says, "Somebody come up to the
aetherways, i'm trapped in a manse and need a port target out."
You say, "Gotta go, emergency."
Richter nods his head emphatically.
You portal to The Aethercity of Deepnight.
Grand Plaza of Deepnight.
Altus Way adjacent to the plaza.
You see exits leading southeast and northwest.
You tell Master Stangmar, Protector of Stone, "Here."
You tell The soul of Stangmar, "I'm a teleport target for ye if ye need it."
aetherways, i'm trapped in a manse and need a port target out."
You say, "Gotta go, emergency."
Richter nods his head emphatically.
You portal to The Aethercity of Deepnight.
Grand Plaza of Deepnight.
Altus Way adjacent to the plaza.
You see exits leading southeast and northwest.
You tell Master Stangmar, Protector of Stone, "Here."
You tell The soul of Stangmar, "I'm a teleport target for ye if ye need it."
Not fast enough, then came Ialie, who notices when I scry for her. (I do that 'cause she's cloaked all the time.
QUOTE
You tell Ialie Starfall, the Mystericon, "Guess that's a nevermind den."
You tell Ialie Starfall, the Mystericon, "Mis."
You tell The soul of Stangmar, "I guess that's a nevermind den."
Ialie tells you, "Tsk tsk tsk."
Ialie tells you, "You think about me too much."
Ialie tells you, "You really do have a crush on me."
You tell Ialie Starfall, the Mystericon, "Stop dat! It's just cause ye are
cloaked, I never know when ye are around when I am."
Ialie tells you, "But you look for me."
Ialie tells you, "When you have no other reason to."
Ialie tells you, "Tully and Ialie sitting in a tree K-i-s-s-i-n-g."
Ashteru2005-11-06 23:43:54
Neijin has been slain by the might of Aqua Applicant Neijin.
I SO always see Nejii there...
I SO always see Nejii there...
Kaileigh2005-11-06 23:48:09
Squire Airees, of the Armies of Light says to a large wall of stone, "I fart in
your general direction."
2938h, 4766m, 4542e, 8p, 13490en, 22730w esSilrxk---/17:41:26.968/
The wall of stone suddenly collapses under its own massive weight.
your general direction."
2938h, 4766m, 4542e, 8p, 13490en, 22730w esSilrxk---/17:41:26.968/
The wall of stone suddenly collapses under its own massive weight.
Simimi2005-11-07 01:43:00
Malicia arrives in a cone of sparkling light.
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say oh
A cone of sparkling light rises up around Malicia and whisks him away.
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You say, "Oh."
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honours malicia
Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade (Female Elfen Lady).
She is 53 years old, having been born on the 1st of Estar, 79 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
Wierd....
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say oh
A cone of sparkling light rises up around Malicia and whisks him away.
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You say, "Oh."
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honours malicia
Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade (Female Elfen Lady).
She is 53 years old, having been born on the 1st of Estar, 79 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
Wierd....
Vix2005-11-07 02:41:58
Hehe. Divine misaethers.
(White Wind): Krellan (from the Aetherways) says, "Greetings, M'lady! How does
your search for VIravain go?"
With a harmonious resonance, the rhapsody of Isune's voice rings out, "I found
her."
(White Wind): Krellan (from the Aetherways) says, "Greetings, M'lady! How does
your search for VIravain go?"
With a harmonious resonance, the rhapsody of Isune's voice rings out, "I found
her."
Unknown2005-11-07 04:30:40
SEX 101 WITH EVERYONE'S FAVORITE TEACHER:
*runs from the evil Malicia*
QUOTE
Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade says, "Let me explain it for you."
4708h, 2296m, 3340e, 10p elrx-
Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade says, "Little girls grow up and have breasts."
4708h, 2296m, 3340e, 10p elrx-
Leef's eyes sparkle with amusement.
4708h, 2296m, 3340e, 10p elrx-
Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade says, "Little boys grow up and don't."
4708h, 2296m, 3340e, 10p elrx-
Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade says, "Little girls grow up and have breasts."
4708h, 2296m, 3340e, 10p elrx-
Leef's eyes sparkle with amusement.
4708h, 2296m, 3340e, 10p elrx-
Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade says, "Little boys grow up and don't."
*runs from the evil Malicia*
Malicia2005-11-07 04:37:27
Quiet you!
Just for that...
Just for that...
QUOTE
Raging Treeguard Folken Lacouronne says, "I just figured out a month back that
Eiru was a man."
You say, "You didn't know?"
Folken shakes his head.
You say, "See? That's why you don't have a woman."
"Shhh!" Folken hisses softly.
You say, "Let me explain it for you."
You say, "Little girls grow up and have breasts."
Raging Treeguard Folken Lacouronne says, "Please dont."
Leef's eyes sparkle with amusement.
You say, "Little boys grow up and don't."
You grin mischievously at Folken.
You say, "Understand?"
"Heh heh heh" Leef chuckles.
You whisper soothing words to Folken.
Eiru was a man."
You say, "You didn't know?"
Folken shakes his head.
You say, "See? That's why you don't have a woman."
"Shhh!" Folken hisses softly.
You say, "Let me explain it for you."
You say, "Little girls grow up and have breasts."
Raging Treeguard Folken Lacouronne says, "Please dont."
Leef's eyes sparkle with amusement.
You say, "Little boys grow up and don't."
You grin mischievously at Folken.
You say, "Understand?"
"Heh heh heh" Leef chuckles.
You whisper soothing words to Folken.
Unknown2005-11-07 04:55:55
QUOTE
Kamikaze Munsia D'cente`, Rabid Furrikin says, "I'm never out of pork."
You say, "How about beef?"
You say, "How about beef?"
Ahah, I made a funny.
Shiri2005-11-07 08:24:19
POLITICS NEWS #379
Date: 11/7/2005 at 7:41
From:
To : Everyone
Subj: Political Upheaval in the Village of Rockholm
This day, the Village of Rockholm has declared itself free and no longer under
the sphere of influence of the Alliance of Serenwilde.
The Village of Rockholm has called down a temporary spell of peace to protect
its borders, declaring that, in honor of Eroee, it does not wish war within its
borders.
2835h, 3611m, 3842e, 10p, 14645en, 16955w ex-
(Serenwilde): Kagetsai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Buzah! Go!"
2835h, 3611m, 3842e, 10p, 14645en, 16955w ex-
(Serenwilde): Sylleria (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Here we go
again."
2835h, 3611m, 3842e, 10p, 14645en, 16955w ex-rn
POLITICS NEWS #380
Date: 11/7/2005 at 8:22
From:
To : Everyone
Subj: Political Upheaval in the Village of Rockholm
This day, the Village of Rockholm has declared itself free and no longer under
the sphere of influence of the Alliance of Serenwilde.
The Village of Rockholm has called down a temporary spell of peace to protect
its borders, declaring that, in honor of Eroee, it does not wish war within its
borders.
Just as I log in and press RN a few times...
High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance shouts, "Please make up your
minds, people of Rockholm! Do you like us or not?"
Date: 11/7/2005 at 7:41
From:
To : Everyone
Subj: Political Upheaval in the Village of Rockholm
This day, the Village of Rockholm has declared itself free and no longer under
the sphere of influence of the Alliance of Serenwilde.
The Village of Rockholm has called down a temporary spell of peace to protect
its borders, declaring that, in honor of Eroee, it does not wish war within its
borders.
2835h, 3611m, 3842e, 10p, 14645en, 16955w ex-
(Serenwilde): Kagetsai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Buzah! Go!"
2835h, 3611m, 3842e, 10p, 14645en, 16955w ex-
(Serenwilde): Sylleria (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Here we go
again."
2835h, 3611m, 3842e, 10p, 14645en, 16955w ex-rn
POLITICS NEWS #380
Date: 11/7/2005 at 8:22
From:
To : Everyone
Subj: Political Upheaval in the Village of Rockholm
This day, the Village of Rockholm has declared itself free and no longer under
the sphere of influence of the Alliance of Serenwilde.
The Village of Rockholm has called down a temporary spell of peace to protect
its borders, declaring that, in honor of Eroee, it does not wish war within its
borders.
Just as I log in and press RN a few times...
High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance shouts, "Please make up your
minds, people of Rockholm! Do you like us or not?"
Kiarlea2005-11-07 08:34:20
For the third time....
Shouts rise up from the Village of Rockholm, as its denizens loudly proclaim
that they are no longer under the sphere of influence of the Alliance of
Serenwilde.
** They're sober now. **
Shouts rise up from the Village of Rockholm, as its denizens loudly proclaim
that they are no longer under the sphere of influence of the Alliance of
Serenwilde.
** They're sober now. **
Unknown2005-11-07 08:46:01
You lecture a dwarven gold miner on the dangers of civilization, which the
Serenwilde protects against.
A dwarven gold miner slaps his knee and declares that, by the gods, the Village
of Rockholm should follow the Alliance of Serenwilde after all!
Shouts rise up from the Village of Rockholm, as its denizens loudly pledge
themselves to the Alliance of Serenwilde.
First time I've ever influenced in a village.