Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Ixion2006-07-11 05:38:40

You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Lazurus.
You connect!
8621h, 4009m, 4554e, 10p elrk<>-
Lazurus raises a palm which glows with a tiny pinpoint of light. The light turns
into a sparkling current of energy that slams into you, dissolving your flesh.
7742h, 4034m, 4554e, 10p elrk<>- (H- 879) (M+ 25)
You take a drink from a bloodstone vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
8621h, 4034m, 4554e, 10p elrk<>- (H+ 879)
8621h, 4012m, 4554e, 10p elrk<>- (M- 22)
You must regain balance first.
8621h, 4012m, 4554e, 10p elrk<>-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
8621h, 4012m, 4554e, 10p elrxk<>-
You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Lazurus.
You connect!
8621h, 4012m, 4554e, 10p elrk<>-
You must regain balance first.
8621h, 4012m, 4554e, 10p elrk<>-
8621h, 4034m, 4554e, 10p elrk<>- (M+ 22)
A squat imp vomits forth a stream of noxious fluid that strikes you, coating you
with a thick green slime.
8621h, 4034m, 4554e, 10p elrk<>-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
8621h, 4034m, 4554e, 10p elrk<>-
Lazurus chants softly to himself, and his body momentarily becomes transparent,
then solidifies and rebuilds itself.
8621h, 4011m, 4554e, 10p elrk<>- (M- 23)
You must regain balance first.
8621h, 4011m, 4554e, 10p elrk<>-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
8621h, 4011m, 4554e, 10p elrxk<>-
You stare deep into Lazurus's soul and discern that:
Lazurus's health stands at 2738/2738.
Lazurus's mana stands at 2742/2897.
Lazurus's ego stands at 2692/2579.
Lazurus's power stands at 10/10.
8621h, 3761m, 4554e, 10p elrxk<>- (M- 250)
You swing a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at Lazurus. You cut his
belly, merely scratching the flesh.
8621h, 3812m, 4554e, 10p erxk<>- (M+ 51)
You swing a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at Lazurus. You cut his
chest, leaving a bloody gash.
Horror overcomes Lazurus's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
8621h, 3892m, 4554e, 10p exk<>- (M+ 80)
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
8621h, 3871m, 4554e, 10p elxk<>- (M- 21)
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
8621h, 3871m, 4554e, 10p elrxk<>-
You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Lazurus.
You connect!
8621h, 3871m, 4554e, 10p elrk<>-
8621h, 3850m, 4554e, 10p elrk<>- (M- 21)
8621h, 3925m, 4554e, 10p elrk<>- (M+ 75)
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
8621h, 3925m, 4554e, 10p elrxk<>-
You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Lazurus.
You connect!
You have slain Lazurus.
Lazurus leaves to the ether.


laugh.gif Poor guy.
Druken2006-07-11 07:18:57
Mwaha. I don't know... I thought Viravain was pretty l337 when She reexplained the ethical benefits of honesty to Crygar.

Very graphic. wub.gif
Hazar2006-07-11 12:36:10
'Request denied' was the greatest divine shout EVER!


wub.gif happy memories wub.gif
Murphy2006-07-11 13:10:55
QUOTE(Ixion @ Jul 11 2006, 03:35 PM) 306479

Request denied was initiated to Kethuru by my shout, actually, if that's what you are referring to.


Some lowbie shouted out trying to get some gods to stop me and a few other angry mags from raiding like we do, fain was around and shouted out 'reqyest denied'
Ixion2006-07-11 14:49:33
Great minds think alike then tongue.gif

Found this kinda funny.. Soll, the new and improved paladin.. pacifist?

Squire Soll, of the Armies of Light says, "It was nice seeing you without dying
to you."
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(Bellator Societas): Kahazul says, "Shayle has a webcam pointed at Nejii's bed."
Unknown2006-07-11 19:06:10
(Bellator Societas): Ixion (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Im eating my
phone while talking to my wang which is typing these words."
Ixion2006-07-11 19:11:18
..... no comment.
Shayle2006-07-11 20:37:26

QUOTE
Penumbra Calico, Servant of Wisdom says to Valarien, "Sir, I'm abit confused as to what I should do now for the guild."
3190h, 4975m, 4720e, 10p, 14850en, 23775w exk<>-
Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says, "Now? First, you should grow a bit more."
3190h, 4975m, 4720e, 10p, 14850en, 23775w exk<>-
Finger extended, Valarien pokes Calico.
3190h, 4975m, 4720e, 10p, 14850en, 23775w exk<>-
Penumbra Calico, Servant of Wisdom says, "Im about 6 feet."
3190h, 4975m, 4720e, 10p, 14850en, 23775w exk<>-
Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says, "In the sense of physical and spiritual strength - Hunt a bit more, essentially."
3190h, 4975m, 4720e, 10p, 14850en, 23775w exk<>-
Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane says, "Beyond that..."
3190h, 4975m, 4720e, 10p, 14850en, 23775w exk<>-
Calico nods his head emphatically.
3190h, 4975m, 4720e, 10p, 14850en, 23775w exk<>-
You say, "Look for fae once a day."
3190h, 4975m, 4720e, 10p, 14850en, 23775w exk<>-
You say, "At least."
3190h, 4975m, 4720e, 10p, 14850en, 23775w exk<>-
You say, "That's a good rule for all of us to abide by."
3190h, 4975m, 4720e, 10p, 14850en, 23775w exk<>-
Prince of Shadows, Valarien Moonbane smiles and says, "Simply do as you always
do - Aid the Coven however you see that you can. And work on your Triad."
3190h, 4975m, 4720e, 10p, 14850en, 23775w exk<>-
Valarien nods his head at you.
3190h, 4975m, 4720e, 10p, 14850en, 23775w exk<>-
You say, "It takes little time to do a sweep of Faethorn."
3190h, 4975m, 4720e, 10p, 14850en, 23775w exk<>-
Penumbra Calico, Servant of Wisdom says, "I was first going to visit Ethereal,
and it rhymes."
3190h, 4975m, 4720e, 10p, 14850en, 23775w exk<>-
Penumbra Calico, Servant of Wisdom says, "Look for fae once a day."
3190h, 4975m, 4720e, 10p, 14850en, 23775w exk<>-

Valarien's eyes sparkle with amusement.
3190h, 4975m, 4720e, 10p, 14850en, 23775w exk<>-
You give a trillingly melodic laugh.
3190h, 4975m, 4720e, 10p, 14850en, 23775w exk<>-
You say, "Yes, yes it does."


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I don't know why it made me giggle...just kind of felt like kindergarten all of a sudden.
Hazar2006-07-11 21:06:22
biggrin.gif

That is so a rhyme I'm teaching novices.
Shorlen2006-07-11 23:11:30
(In the course of a few seconds)

QUOTE
Gehn swings gracefully up from the ground.

'Boo!' Gehn screams happily at you.

Gehn smirks.

Gehn is blown, flailing, out of the tree.

Ah, what a way to have the smirk wiped off his face halo.gif
Unknown2006-07-11 23:55:27
Standing at the Pool.

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Trakis, Nico, and Denwin and pretty much having a
gay orgy over here."

(Bellator Societas): Ixion says, "Im coming."

(Bellator Societas): Ixion says, "Tell them to wait.. I wanna see this."

You feel a slight tug within your chest and the air around you sparkles with
motes of bright light.

Veonira tells you, "SIKE."
Unknown2006-07-12 00:05:43
QUOTE
3223h, 4645m, 4645e, 10p, 15015en, 22125w ex-arena show glade
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Name: glade Basename: glade
Fullname: the Glade of Champions
Staging: GLADE_STAGING Spectator: GLADE_SPECTATOR
Gold: 624826 Owner: Serenwilde
Lifetime: 1300826 Fee: 0 (flat fee)

Total Events Held:
Duels: 3985 FFAs: 75 Freezes: 0 Slippers games: 10 Wargames: 54

Events and Mods:
Duel FFA Slippers Wargames

Allowed Participants and Groups:
serenwilde

Game: Free-for-all
Properties:
Min level: 10 serenwilde
Players:
Arundor Shorlen Yini Charune Flacarealah
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3223h, 4645m, 4645e, 10p, 15015en, 22125w ex-es glade

**************************************************
Participant Health Mana Ego Location
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Shorlen 3420/3420 4590/4590 4590/4356 sodden muskeg at the rive
Arundor 4122/4122 3654/3654 3654/3654 base of a waterfall
Flacarealah 4269/4269 3783/3783 3783/3783 lush and gloomy primeval
Yini 2900/2900 3290/3290 3095/3095 lush and gloomy primeval
*******************************************************************************
scary... He's there but He's not there...

Makes me think I should have set a max lvl of 'mortal' though. biggrin.gif
Shamarah2006-07-12 00:11:43
Go go gadget out of context quoting!

(Celest): Soll says, "Four glorious balls."
Unknown2006-07-12 00:13:51
Four..? blink.gif


didn't know..

igasho...

argh..

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Soll2006-07-12 00:17:37
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Diamondais2006-07-12 00:21:40
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Jul 11 2006, 08:05 PM) 306693

scary... He's there but He's not there...

Makes me think I should have set a max lvl of 'mortal' though. biggrin.gif

Hes was running around in my demesne aimlessly it seemed while I was still there. You couldnt scent him, see him on qw or with the es glade function. But he was there..by the way, if you read this...why were you just running around the caves? huh.gif
yendos2006-07-12 01:03:39
Dylara tells you, "I'm insane with my squirrel friends."
Veonira2006-07-12 05:49:26
QUOTE(Temporary_Guido @ Jul 11 2006, 07:55 PM) 306686

Standing at the Pool.

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Trakis, Nico, and Denwin and pretty much having a
gay orgy over here."

(Bellator Societas): Ixion says, "Im coming."

(Bellator Societas): Ixion says, "Tell them to wait.. I wanna see this."

You feel a slight tug within your chest and the air around you sparkles with
motes of bright light.

Veonira tells you, "SIKE."


To clarify, it was me teleporting xD. That log is confuzzling.
Shorlen2006-07-12 06:56:04
Ialie Starfall's voice reverberates, "Thanks for the rainbow moonshine!"

The voices of the Charites ring out, "You're not welcome."
Ixion2006-07-12 07:07:44
The Charites didn't even give it to Ialie..

Athana did smile.gif