You say to Nejii, "You should die and then see if the Fates could bring you
back as a cow furrikin."

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "No no no."

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "I am quite happy as a fox."

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Especially in the winter so I am
not cold."


You say to Nejii, "But then you could make mil-- hrm.."

Sarrasri peers at you unscrupulously.

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "...no, Jasper, just no."

You ponder the situation.

Ambassador Sarrasri Talnara, Hornbearer of Charune says, "Uh, no."

Isluna laughs out loud.

It was funny how some people forgot males cant be milked

Milk is only produced in animals after the mother has given birth. Yes, some males are able to lactate but its highly unlikely.

Charune swings gracefully up from the ground.
Druid Jasper Greythane, the Hunter-Shepherd says to Nejii, "Just like your a
cow, not a fox."
Charune's eyes widen in disbelief as He shouts, "Oh my GOD!"
Kelysa peers about herself unscrupulously.
Jasper hums a happy tune.
"Oooooooooh!" you say to Charune, eyes wide with wonder.
Isluna gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
Charune, the Horned One says, "It's a party!"
Jasper begins to weep uncontrollably.
Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Ok, maybe she wants to prove me
wrong on purpose."
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
Nejii nods his head at Charune, showing his acceptance.
Druid Jasper Greythane, the Hunter-Shepherd says to Charune, "I can't do that
either!"
Nejii bows respectfully to Charune.
Moon Guide Kelysa Mes'ard, of Autumnal Moonlight says, "Aha!"
Charune gives an elegant white letter to Druid Jasper Greythane, the
Hunter-Shepherd.
Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Isluna is pretending to be a donkey
to prove me wrong because I was arguing with Sarrasri."
Isluna greets Charune with a sincere smile.
Druid Jasper Greythane, the Hunter-Shepherd says, "There is gold in this
letter."
Nejii puts his hands on his hips and goes "Hmmm!" at you.
Moon Guide Kelysa Mes'ard, of Autumnal Moonlight says to Charune, "Did you
create Cows, lord?"
Charune, the Horned One says, "There is."
Druid Jasper Greythane, the Hunter-Shepherd says, "Oh, I see.."
Kelysa peers about herself unscrupulously.
Charune is blown, flailing, out of the tree.
Jasper blinks.
Isluna blinks.
You blink.
Druidic Aspirant Isluna of the Hart says, "Well you don't see that everyday."
Charune swings gracefully up from the ground.
Charune is blown, flailing, out of the tree.
(Watchers of the Hunt): Jasper says, "Damnit! I wanted to shove our Lord out of
the trees, not the bloody wind!"
Nejii winces in pain.
Druidic Aspirant Isluna of the Hart says, "Twice."
Charune swings gracefully up from the ground.
Charune, the Horned One says, "Weee."
"Hmph!" Jasper snorts.
You snicker softly to yourself.
Druid Jasper Greythane, the Hunter-Shepherd says, "Stupid wind."
(Watchers of the Hunt): Yini says, "Eh?"
You watch in amazement as Charune begins to cling to the branches in such a
clever way that He maintains a great deal of freedom of action.
Druid Jasper Greythane, the Hunter-Shepherd says, "Stupid almightly divine
protection."
Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "I think it's a hunter's hobby,
Shikari used to do that too..."
(Watchers of the Hunt): You say, "Lord Charune just fell out of the tree
twice."

He's... a centaur... in... the trees....

did Charune made the cows?

** Summary for (Serenwilde) Election #78225 ****************************
Title:
Contention for Leader of Serenwilde

Description:
Being displeased with the performance of Seneschal Nejii
Talnara, Moon's Fire in the position of Seneschal of Serenwilde,
this vote of no confidence has been called. The following
individuals believe they can better perform the duties required
of the position.

Choices:
1. Nejii
2. Exarius
************************************************************************

(In the course of a few seconds)
Ah, what a way to have the smirk wiped off his face

I'm used to climbing trees in Faethorn...

10858h, 2471m, 5353e, 10p, 26960en, 13261w elrxk-

Wheeee!

8511h, 4075m, 6186e, 10p, 21330en elrxk-

Librarian of Winter, Kalodan Faechild, the Ankle Biter says, "No one will marry me!"

Kalodan begins to weep uncontrollably.

Librarian of Winter, Kalodan Faechild, the Ankle Biter says, "Where is Neleni?"

Druid Jasper Greythane, the Hunter-Shepherd says to Kalodan, "Go marry Dain."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Neleni my love! I miss you!"

Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout says, "Neleni just asked me if I want his spouse."

(Serenwilde): Neleni says, "The feeling isn't mutual."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Aww."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Oh sweet Neleni, your love for me is eternal, I know this to be truth!"

(Serenwilde): Krellan (from the Astral Plane) says, "Is this about Kalo's and Neleni's relationship?"

(Serenwilde): Krall says, "They have one?"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "For as surely do I love a honeycake, I know you love me too!"

(Serenwilde): You say, "Someones in denial."

(Serenwilde): Xiphoid says, "Probably short."

(Serenwilde): Neleni says, "His obsession with me does not qualify as a relationship of any sort. It's not my fault he's delusional."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "What of your betrothal gift to me?!"

(Serenwilde): Zenji says, "He does have help with those delusions though, I must confess."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "What of that?!"

(Serenwilde): Krellan (from the Astral Plane) says, "Hrm and here i've been thinking you two were already engaged.."

(Serenwilde): Neleni says, "It was your possession in the first place... I just made a slight modification. And anyway, what part of 'I am not your plaything' do you not understand?"

(Serenwilde): Krall says, "Heh."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Oh sweet Neleni, we need not hide our love for one another anymore! Mother Lisaera need not know Her children are cavorting while She is away!"

(Serenwilde): Zenji says, "Children?"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Probably the 'I', the 'am', and we believe that there might be some confusion as to the use of 'not'."

(Serenwilde): Xiphoid says, "Has Kalodan been on Astral again?"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "However, we clearly understand that the useage of 'i' and 'am' signify your status, and 'your plaything' is not in question."

(Serenwilde): Zenji says, "Nope, that's his own home grown insanity."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Or Crumkindivia."

(Serenwilde): Oden (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Hehe."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "To this end, we believe the usage of this strange word 'not' is of little importance. Somewhat of an adjective, more or less."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Excessive and unimportant, one of those tag-ons used in Common often."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "So, Neleni, we gladly accept your proposal of marriage!"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "And have already begun seeking ways to cure You of Your infertility."

(Serenwilde): Krall says, "We?"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "So that You might give us many children, after many long years of labor."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Notice how Neleni has stopped responding? Ahehehe."

(Serenwilde): Xiran (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I recall 'we' and 'us' as a way to refer to oneself if one is head of the royal court..."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "All know I am the King of the Kalowilde."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "But this has been hush-hush for decades."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "A childish delusion returned once more!"

(Serenwilde): Oden says, "I and i bow to the."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Nah, I'm just hyper and bored."

Malicia has declared you a formal enemy of the Righteous Grand Duchy of New Celest.
-
Malicia has declared that you are, heretofore, no longer a formal enemy of the Righteous Grand Duchy
of New Celest.
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Malicia has declared you a formal enemy of the Righteous Grand Duchy of New Celest.
-
You tell Lady Malicia La'Saet, Scion of Meridian, "Make up yer mind."
-
Malicia tells you, "Was adding a more accurate reason for it. Don't you worry. Now, run along."
-
You tell Lady Malicia La'Saet, Scion of Meridian, "Run along? I'm stood stationary and have been for
some time. Don't belittle me. Now... ... run along."
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Malicia tells you, "You're such a child."
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That person has chosen to ignore you.

(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "Why do they hate each other."

(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "They should be friends <3."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "'Cause Ladantine is a bitch."

(Bellator Societas): You say, ""You damn kelpies! You sunk my boat! I'll get you for this!""

(Bellator Societas): You say, ""I loved that boat!""

(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, ""You sank my battleship!""