I find it funniest when Malicia says I'm childish (a valid claim, nevertheless) when she's married to Mr "You make me want to rape children".

(Market): Malicia says, "Buying Amaru some manners. And seeking an alchemist!"


It bites!

-order stag kill ama
A majestic stag is already hostile towards Amavan.
Amavan gives a majestic stag the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.
A wry smile spreads across a majestic stag's face.

I love my Stag.

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Participant Health Mana Ego Location
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Kalodan 3170/3170 4407/4785 5054/5054 a muddy watering hole bes
Gehn 2506/2506 3536/3536 3211/3364 dense pine forest at the
Neleni 11124/11124 11124/11124 11124/11124 sloping, grassy riverbank
Zacc 3372/3372 4110/4823 4473/4581 alpine valley below the m
Flacarealah 7680/7680 3254/3278 4917/4602 primeval forest at the ba
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Viravain had 13000 that time she fought in that FFA in Midnight. Poor nerfed Ephemerals.

(Bellator Societas): You say, "What does Luci afflict? I don't think his damage
is that good."

(Bellator Societas): Iblis says, "He can break all limbs at once."

(Bellator Societas): Shamarah (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "It's 3
limbs."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Ouch."

(Bellator Societas): Iblis says, "And what else?"

(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid (from the Aetherways) says, "Then he pimpslaps you
and says where the **** is my dinner."

Neleni, surged, we believe, has 15447.

Funny thing is that Neleni couldn't beat Ixion.

Pssh. I just wasn't trying hard enough and if ask him yourself, it was probably because I kept changing my tactics. I was so close to Absolving him at one point but he got off a pinleg and interrupted my devious plans.

Woah, Byakuya avatar. Unexpected.

The Divine love their overpopular anime.

Now I demand to see anime versions of all Divine!

(Bellator Societas): You say, "I'm going to ream Celest sideways and
upside-down."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "I'ma be all."

(Bellator Societas): You say, ""u can follow teh lite without being a dyke"."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "And they be all."

(Bellator Societas): You say, ""ORLY?""

(Bellator Societas): You say, "YARLY."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Bam, Celest fixed."

(Bellator Societas): Shayle says, "Lol."

(Bellator Societas): Shayle says, "Omg someone shoot me."

(Bellator Societas): Shayle says, "I almost just gave guido a <3."

(Bellator Societas): You say, ":(."

(Bellator Societas): Athana says, "Omg *bam*."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "Ack."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "Kia, I'm 57!"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Kiarlea says, "Icky."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Kiarlea says, "That means I'm 54!"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "When did I turn 57?!"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Hallen says, "Pssh, I'm fifty-eight."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Kiarlea says, "But you're not a girl."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Hallen says, "Only on the outside."

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(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Oh my sweet Neleni brought me a new present.."

(Serenwilde): Sylphas says, "Chastity belt?"

(Serenwilde): Dylara says, "Slippers?"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "No, slippers."

(Serenwilde): Sarune says, "Ugh.. You're making my head hurt."

(Serenwilde): Vix says, "Chastity -pocketbelt-."

(Serenwilde): Sylphas says, "Chastity slippers?"

(Serenwilde): Sylphas says, "No Vix, that's just you wishing."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Decorated in ivory silk, and small clusters of
pearls and golden bangles.."

(Serenwilde): Everiine says, "Anything that keeps Kalodan from procreating can
only be a benefit to the Serenwilde and the Basin as a whole."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Now now."

(Serenwilde): Everiine says, "Hehe."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Everyone ABSOLUTELY LOVES THE IDEA OF ME BREEDING.
Don't you?"

(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "No."

(Serenwilde): Vix says, "Oh gods."

(Serenwilde): Sylphas says, "Only with spiny cacti."

(Serenwilde): Dylara says, "Not really."

(Serenwilde): Flacarealah says, "No..."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "You all want me to spread little Kalodans all over
the place."

(Serenwilde): Sarune says, "It scares me.. Almost as much as Viravain."

2006/07/15 00:25:39 - Alger cityfavoured Kissos for: for proving that her weight
challenge can be usefull against the supernals, i think she counted as
two/three people so we actually had more numbers.

A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps the maiden.

The song of the maiden brushes against your soul, her blessings filling you with joy.

The song of the maiden brushes against your soul, her blessings filling you with joy.
Your fatigue lifts as your weary limbs are rallied.

The song of the maiden brushes against your soul, her blessings filling you with joy.
Your constitution is strengthened by the bliss that surrounds you.

You have recovered equilibrium.

You pat the maiden in a friendly manner.
The maiden narrows its eyes unnervingly.

With a skip and a twirl, the maiden suddenly disappears into a poof of sparkling lights.

Opening your mouth wide, you gape in wonder.

Ambassador Sarrasri Talnara, Hornbearer of Charune says, "Hrm. Not a nice maiden, that one."

(Serenwilde): Neleni says, "Oi! Now get back to work, Ixion. Before I bring out the whip."


(The Kalas Legacy): Athana (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I dare you to go up
to him and tell him he has a nice rack."

Psh, I liked the rest of it from the first quote there:


(Serenwilde): Neleni says, "Oi! Now get back to work, Ixion. Before I bring out
the whip."

(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "... not going to ask."

(Serenwilde): Ixion says, "Neleni!"

(Serenwilde): You say, "Mm, a whip might be nice. I was just jabbing Shorlen a
bunch with my athame but it lacked a certain something."

You smile your sweetest, most innocent smile.

Atop an oak.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
brown stag wanders about here, its head held regally. Druid Shorlen, Doe's Grace
is riding on a majestic stag. He wields a mystic cudgel in his left hand.
You see exits leading west, down, and in.

Hypnotic motes of eerie green flame suddenly burst forth from the earth,
flickering wildly before coalescing into the form of Neleni, wrapped in sable
wings.
A black direwolf lopes in from the ether.

Neleni cracks his whip, scarring Shorlen's tender flesh and reminding him that
he sure as hell better get back to work.

Enfolding himself in raven wings, Neleni suddenly dissolves into ghostly motes
of fire, that flare a haunting shade of green, before disappearing into the
ether.
A black direwolf lopes off to the ether.


Wonder if I can borrow that whip sometime. I know a few folk I could use it on.

I have a hammer you can borrow

Amen, hammers are much more effective.