my hammer doubles as a meat tenderizer

Stagar tells you, "IT'S HAMMER TIME!"

I love you, Elryn, and thus can laugh at your misfortune and not feel bad about it.

Elryn has died in the imploded wreckage of elryn.
(Elryn): ok, so it can kill me
(Elryn): note to self: don't try randomly changing inequalities to hope it makes the thing work better

Why not make a hammer/whip? Sort of like a morning star. Then you can whip them AND hammer them.

(Bellator Societas): Marcalo says, "It would have to be a REALLY brutal woman to
get gm of the guard."

(Bellator Societas): Ixion says, "Brutal women mmm."

(Bellator Societas): Forren (from the Astral Plane) says, "He likes."

(Bellator Societas): Marcalo says, "Like the daevos of woman brutal."

(Bellator Societas): Ixion says, "I'd do Daevos."

(Bellator Societas): Marcalo says, "If i was gay, so would i, or if I was drunk
enough."

(Bellator Societas): Daevos says, "That interest is definitely not mutual."

I copied out this little funny from the sea quests summit and then forgot to post it until now...

The Oneiroi, Administrators of Fate smiles with a wink and says, "Not to worry.
When We burn out we simply go around dropping sleeping dreamweavers' bodies into
enemy territory."

That was hilarious. The Norns and the Oneiroi are a funny pair.

So unloved

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says to Brennan Stormcrow,
"Serenwilde."
2557h, 2740m, 2923e, 10p elrxk-
Brennan Stormcrow says, "An oath taken by two and broken by one."
2557h, 2740m, 2923e, 10p elrxk-
Brennan Stormcrow nods his head emphatically.
2557h, 2740m, 2923e, 10p elrxk-
Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "Care to remove them from
the basin?"

(Bellator Societas): Kissos says, "My grubs!"

(Bellator Societas): You say, "I can't hunt anywhere."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "GO TO NEWTON."

(Bellator Societas): Kissos says, "FINE."

Kissos disappears in a flash of light, teleporting by the power of the Gods.


(Bellator Societas): Telrath (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Check his
level, Veo ."

Apprentice of Earth, Kissos
Sex : Female Race : Human
Level : 12 (85%) Rank : Steady
Health : 816/816 Endurance : 2980/2980
Mana : 216/816 Willpower : 2980/2980
Ego : 816/816 Reserves : 0%
Karma : 0% Esteem : 0%

Forren killed Veo earlier.


(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "Yay."

(Bellator Societas): Forren says, "What."

(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "NOTHING, GRIEFER."

KILL IT
NOW
OJDPJQWEVFWFG
ANGRY NAMES MAKE ME STUPID

To be honest, Kissos was being more realistic - she was hunting gorgogs a while back.

I decided I'd finally try hurting someone (Shakaya's never used any offensive skills against anyone before) while Serenwilde was in Paavik.

First and ONLY time ever.

You point the tip of your athame at Shamarah's heart and make a sudden stabbing motion. A glowing pentagram shoots from the tip of the athame and slams into his chest, making him gasp in pain.
Shamarah falls to his knees and blood gushes from his eyes, ears and nose. He gives one final gasp before falling faceward in death.
You have slain Shamarah.

I thought it was funny, at least.

So THAT'S what they were on about. Go Mentor !

Every Serenwilder's dream

Used to be every Celestian's dream, too.

2006/07/16 14:50:00 - Finalshadow stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.
2006/07/16 14:56:52 - Finalshadow is now known as Final.
2006/07/16 14:58:11 - Final is now known as Shadowolf.
2006/07/16 15:02:13 - Shadowolf is now known as Yournewname.
2006/07/16 15:06:13 - Yournewname is now known as Sord.

hehe, that's my fault, I kept yelling at him to change his name.

His name is still "Sord"