Ok, I'm going to edit out the name because I don't want this newbie to get harrassed.. but I thought this was hilarious.

***** tells you, "We're a pair of furries having sex in a room in a flying city
that exists between the planes in the fictional universe."

****** tells you, "My tail can vibrate."

You tell *****, "I love you."

***** tells you, "OH that wasn't meant to go to you!"

***** tells you, "heh... really?"




Somehow I don't think that was an accident.. Poor little nihilist.

(Serenwilde): Ixion says, "Got revenge for you Tuek."


Makes ya feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It's kinda cute!

Someone finally played chess with me again! Sivriel and Shorlen got exasperated long ago ...

High Priestess Tsuki Mes'ard of the Moondance orders her queen at e1 to move to
h1.
The dark Queen points her sceptre at the light knight. His horse turns into a
squirrel, and the knight falls to the ground. The Queen calmly walks over and
beats him to death with her sceptre.

...Harry Potter...

Woot!

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament, "It would seem that the Serenwilde try My patience..."

(Serenwilde): Oden says, "I didnt do it."

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament, "Viravain, come visit Me. We have things I wish to discuss."

Winter's Prince, Kalodan Faechild, Hunter of Honeycakes shouts, "My, it looks like the Two-Faced Goddess would bring an alliance between Celest, which preaches such hatred of the Taint, and Glomdoring, which was forged from the taint, Nature, and Viravain's power - or is She simply attempting to threaten the Wilde once more?"

A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
Kalodan has been seared to death by the divine flame of Terentia, the Even Bladed.
You see the death occur at the Arboreal Library.

A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
Kalodan has been seared to death by the divine flame of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.
You see the death occur at the Arboreal Library.

Lady Malicia La'Saet, Scion of Meridian shouts, "Kalodan, show some respect, you worthless little animal. You're but a mortal. Stay in your place."

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament, "Next time I want a mortals opinion, I'll ask for it. Presume I don't, otherwise."

Soft laughter echoes throughout the basin.


Plus lots of other insults flying all over the place, including Fain coming in and pwning Terentia, then being hit a few good ones by the ladies. *grin*

Perfectly timed.

good old Kalodan, who would we watch the Gods smite if he was't there


Edit: Why does every topic I post in suddenly go quiet?!

I've finally figured out how Kalodan can shout so often; he gets zapped so often that his endurance comes right back from conglutination.

You have to pray for zaps, but yes.

Then how was he zapped twice in a row? or was he killed as a dead soul.

Zaps effectively kill you even if you're already dead.

(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "A referendum just opened regarding Mitch."

(Serenwilde): Nadine says, "Ohh whats a refendunm?"

(Serenwilde): Shakaya says, "HELP REFERENDUMS."

(Serenwilde): Aerosta says, "It's like a vote."

(Serenwilde): Nadine says, "Can I vote?"

(Serenwilde): Elsra (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Yes."

(Serenwilde): Nadine says, "Can you tell me how?"

(Serenwilde): Elsra (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "It's in help referendums."

(Serenwilde): Nadine says, "How come it says there arent any referendums when i
type referendums?"

(Serenwilde): Sylphas says, "They won't show if you can't vote in them."

(Serenwilde): Sylphas says, "I'm not sure what you need to vote in a commune
referendum."

... after which point Linwe said something, again, about the wonderful informative nature of HELP REFERENDUMS to answer such questions.



Actually, I wasn't sure whether to or

(Urth): Kaalak says, "Seditionist Trasse, I seek entrance to the city.
Unfortunately my time through the portal has left me naked and I do not wish to
disrespect the guild by trapsing through the city streets like a common gigolo.
How can this be fixed?"

Yes, because gigolos are so common.

Yeah, everyone much prefers the rarer non-naked gigolos. Unwrapping is half the fun, right?

Shadowbound Massfed (Male Merian)
He is 21 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Klangiary, 131 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He walks with Divine Grace.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

De-Puzzler of the Kalo, Inox Daydreamer of the Serenwilde shouts, "Kalodan and I are now engaged."

Lady Malicia La'Saet, Scion of Meridian shouts, "I'm sorry?"

Lord Nico Cair'ellis, Shakiniel's Charge shouts, "You poor thing."

You see Drill Sergeant Asarnil shout, "On behalf of Magnagora, we offer our condolences."

Neleni, the Viper's voice reverberates, "Thank the Gods. Maybe now he'll stop throwing himself at me with wild abandon.... It was getting rather old."




Poor Kalo...ish.

Ialie Starfall's voice reverberates, "DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN! MY MANSE IS NOT THE FREAKING ARENA."

Sel N. Regamos shouts, "... Wow..."

Death Trooper Haiden shouts, "Hosting wargames in the Starfall manse!"

Sel N. Regamos shouts, "Umm... how about no?"

Ialie Starfall's voice reverberates, "WHAT IS IT WITH YOU CELESTIANS THINKING MY MANSE IS A BLOODY BATTLEFIELD THERE ARE RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE!"

Ialie Starfall's voice reverberates, "DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN! MY MANSE IS NOT
THE FREAKING ARENA."

Ialie Starfall's voice reverberates, "WHAT IS IT WITH YOU CELESTIANS THINKING MY
MANSE IS A BLOODY BATTLEFIELD THERE ARE RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE!"