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Hazar2006-07-21 22:21:43

You are 72 years old

...

Yeralih advances your time for graduating novicehood by 5 hours for the purposes
of getting an ancient man out of novicehood.
Congratulations! You have graduated from guild novicehood.
Lazurus2006-07-21 23:08:28
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Unknown2006-07-21 23:39:19
The Norns, Administrators of Fate say in unison, "Zezza, do you have anything
to add, concerning the topic at hand?"

The Furies say in unison, "This isn't too bad with the amount of people."


"Oops!" Furies exclaims with a bashful expression.

Sweetly batting Their eyes, Furies shrugs and says, "Never mind!"


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They didn't expect us to beable to control ourselves! ohmy.gif

I didn't either... rolleyes.gif
Diamondais2006-07-22 01:06:00
The Furies say in unison, "How about she gives special lipstick and you have to kiss the fae to scramble their minds and make them follow you."
The corners of Furies's mouth turn up as They grins mischievously.
The Furies say in unison, "Of course it wasn't serious..."
The Furies say in unison, "Or was it...."


edit: Forgot to mention this was about Raziela and Fae
Hazar2006-07-22 01:37:16
Also about Raziela...

You say, "Raziela, creepy drug-dealing hippy."

I thought it was amusing. I felt a lot more for Tzekelkan after I realized it was nearly 4AM his time.
Diamondais2006-07-22 02:06:50
(Wyrms): Storn says, "Reading Ghelp wyrms, Ghelp learning, and other things found in ghelp index would be helpful to you."
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Guildmember Rank Position GT GNT
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Oriana NOV On On
Storn NOV On On
Shedow NOV On On
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First in my book.
Hazar2006-07-22 02:18:58
We're just that good.

Also, we have to make up for our low population. sad.gif
Soll2006-07-22 02:55:55
Ixion has been slain by the might of his own ego.
You see the death occur at the Centre of the Necropolis.


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Shyshaeia2006-07-22 05:53:04
Mistells, bringing would be enemies together since time immemorial.

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Dynae tells you, "That'll be 1500 and the commodity item."

You tell Ecclesiar Dynae, "Eh?"

Dynae tells you, "Sorry?"

You tell Ecclesiar Dynae, "Guess you sent me a mistell, oh well."

Dynae tells you, "Sorry i dont know how."

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My alt, Solcrys has gotten four mistells so far in the past few days...now what can possibley generate so many?

Joli2006-07-22 06:04:21
You say, "I'm so bored."

Connoisseur of Discomfort, Dvyrus d'Erlette says, "How horrible!"

You nod your head emphatically.

Connoisseur of Discomfort, Dvyrus d'Erlette says, "You should cause some trouble
to remedy this."

You shake your head.

A wry smile spreads across Dvyrus's face.

Connoisseur of Discomfort, Dvyrus d'Erlette says, "Or slave away making me
furniture."

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

You say, "Wha do you want?"

Connoisseur of Discomfort, Dvyrus d'Erlette says, "I don't know."

The corners of Dvyrus's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Connoisseur of Discomfort, Dvyrus d'Erlette says, "It was just something to keep
you busy."

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

Connoisseur of Discomfort, Dvyrus d'Erlette says, "Make me a bed or something."

You give Dvyrus a compassionate hug.

You say, "A bed?"

Dvyrus nods his head emphatically.

You say, "For where?"

Dvyrus shrugs helplessly.

Connoisseur of Discomfort, Dvyrus d'Erlette says, "Actually, there was a bed
upstairs but ah..."

Connoisseur of Discomfort, Dvyrus d'Erlette says, "I'll just say, it might have
something to do with how the Inn got its name - it has since been removed."

You blink.

Connoisseur of Discomfort, Dvyrus d'Erlette says, "The sheets were not exactly
clean, if you take my meaning."

You say, "Ewww."

Dvyrus nods his head at you, showing his acceptance.

Connoisseur of Discomfort, Dvyrus d'Erlette says, "And thus, how the Wailing
Woman Inn probably got its name."
Unknown2006-07-22 09:12:24
QUOTE(Shyshaeia @ Jul 22 2006, 06:53 AM) 310400


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My alt, Solcrys has gotten four mistells so far in the past few days...now what can possibley generate so many?


It probably happens if someone forgets to put a ' or " or SAY before a sentence beggining with So. Something similar happened to Faethyr when nearby pixies intercepted says directed at him.
Syara2006-07-22 11:38:50
QUOTE(Shyshaeia @ Jul 22 2006, 03:53 PM) 310400

Mistells, bringing would be enemies together since time immemorial.

My alt, Solcrys has gotten four mistells so far in the past few days...now what can possibley generate so many?




Try having a name that starts with the same three letters contained in the word SAY.
Soll2006-07-22 13:46:33
QUOTE(Shyshaeia @ Jul 22 2006, 05:53 AM) 310400

My alt, Solcrys has gotten four mistells so far in the past few days...now what can possibley generate so many?



Psh, so you've been intercepting all my enjoyable mistells. It happens when someone either forgets to use SAY/'/" or does TELL and forgets to put their name, with a sentence beginning 'So'

Heh heh heh. Just got one. tongue.gif

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Infalle tells you, "Should I put you on my ally list? Here you have the alluring possability to say no and save yourself from a veritable deluge of newbie questions *grins*."
Hazar2006-07-22 16:41:07

You give an onyx vial to Nirrti, Chosen of Blood Thirst.
You hold no more Nirrti, Chosen of Blood Thirst.
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Tzekelkan2006-07-22 19:01:55
QUOTE(Hazar @ Jul 22 2006, 03:37 AM) 310321

Also about Raziela...

You say, "Raziela, creepy drug-dealing hippy."

I thought it was amusing. I felt a lot more for Tzekelkan after I realized it was nearly 4AM his time.


When talking about Raziela in a Fae summit, I think there should be some additional rules put into place, apart from those like "no insults" and "keep calm". I think those additional rules can be pretty well summarized by the following picture:

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Ixion2006-07-22 21:55:51
QUOTE(Soll @ Jul 21 2006, 10:55 PM) 310366

Ixion has been slain by the might of his own ego.
You see the death occur at the Centre of the Necropolis.
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What the heck? Um no.
Soll2006-07-22 22:07:05
That's what we saw, heh. What was that about?
Ixion2006-07-22 22:10:12
Beats me, last time I died at the megalith was to lich, quite a while ago.
Tzekelkan2006-07-22 22:11:21
Some of those new fangled two-line illusions, maybe?
Unknown2006-07-22 22:11:48
Hanging out at the 'lith. Just like old times...

Mystic Guru Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "So when did we decided to
become a commerce nation?"

Elicitor of Excruciation, Trasse d'Murani says, "Few months ago."

You say, "When Daevos ran out of butter."

You say, ""Whence lies the butter?!", he bellowed."

You say, ""Hence", deemed the council."

Daevos begins to chant in a deep and baleful voice, and an iron cross rises up
from the ground before you. Vicious spikes slam into your flesh and nail you to
writhe
the cross. You scream in pain and agony as blood is splattered in all
directions.