The throaty growl of Shikari, the Predator resonates around you, "Having
defeated My animated honey cake, Kalodan, you may now keep it to consume.
Enjoy."

No idea what that's about, but...

"Oooooooooh!" you say, eyes wide with wonder.

"totem62722" a living totem
"sapling26948" an oak sapling
"leprechaun14084" a leprechaun
"leprechaun4250" a leprechaun
"pigwidgeon4261" a pigwidgeon
"honeycake39620" a little honey cake
Number of objects: 6

You cannot pick up a little honey cake.


A verdant and prismatic sycamore copse.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Sycamore
trees dominate this section of the forest, allowing rays of bright sunshine to
filter through the forest canopy to the ferned ground, their wide leafy boughs
spread like parasols overhead. At their most verdant, the woods here thrive with
crystalline and translucent varieties of light-loving shrubs and small plants
unlike anything else. The densely packed ferns and flowering, broad-leaf plants
reach upwards towards the light, catch what rays they can like prisms, and send
them back out in soft, shimmering rainbows. Reaching up as high as the eye can
see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. An oak sapling clings
tenaciously to the ground here. There are 2 leprechauns here. A pretty little
honey cake has been set down here. There are 2 Lady of the Silver Lights here.
You see exits leading northeast, south, west, and northwest.

"totem62722" a living totem
"sapling26948" an oak sapling
"leprechaun14084" a leprechaun
"leprechaun4250" a leprechaun
"honeycake39620" a little honey cake
"lady55552" a Lady of the Silver Light
"lady55526" a Lady of the Silver Light
"lady55483" a Lady of the Silver Light
Number of objects: 8


This little cake is perfectly round, golden, and glistening with sticky honey. A
few candied violets are scattered across the top of it with a tiny sugar bee
nestled among them.
A little honey cake is a humble-looking creature.
It has 1 months of usefulness left.
He weighs 12 ounce(s).
He is loyal to Shikari, the Predator.
You see nothing in it.


The end of your cudgel forms a knotty burl and you point it at a little honey
cake. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into his
flesh.
A little honey cake bleeds to death from the hundreds of tiny punctures left by
the splinters embedded in his flesh.
You have slain a little honey cake.


You pick up the corpse of a little honey cake.


You tell Shikari, the Predator, "Funny Shikari, send living honey cake after
Kalo."


You are wielding a mystic cudgel in your left hand and a magic tome in your
right hand.
You are holding:
a hefty shovel, 2 delicate dreamcatchers, a silver rose and pearl nipple stud, a
braided leather bracelet, a gem of cloaking, a soot-blackened tinderbox, 10
garnet vials, 11 pearl vials, 4 opal vials, 3 jade vials, an onyx vial, an
amethyst vial, 2 turquoise vials, 2 sapphire vials, a black leather and silk
backpack, a blank canvas, a bone fetish, 8 beryl vials, a mystic charm, 2 simple
oaken pipes, 2 ruby vials, 8 little honey cakes, 2 bloodstone vials, an emerald
vial, a moonstone vial, a coral vial, a bunch of yellow freesias, a medicine bag
, a little honey cake.
You are wearing:
an emerald clover-shaped brooch, a golden dolphin necklace, 2 diamond and
sapphire stag rings, shimmering silken silver robes.



This little cake is perfectly round, golden, and glistening with sticky honey. A
few candied violets are scattered across the top of it with a tiny sugar bee
nestled among them.
It has 1 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 12 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Shikari, the Predator.

The throaty growl of Shikari, the Predator resonates around you, "Having
defeated My animated honey cake, Kalodan, you may now keep it to consume.
Enjoy."


You consume a little honey cake leisurely, enjoying every bite.
Mmm, sticky-sweet and gooey, the honeycake is absolutely delicious.


(Serenwilde): You say, "It yummy!"
(Serenwilde): Diamante (from the Astral Plane) says, "Whats He talkin about?"
Jace utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
(Serenwilde): Zenji says, "Animated... erm sounds nasty."
(Serenwilde): Altheil (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Did he REALLY
animate a cake?"
(Serenwilde): You say, "Yes!"
(Serenwilde): Raxilin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I wouldn't have
eaten it..."

(Serenwilde): You say, "And Kalo smooshed it."

(Serenwilde): You say, "It was an EPIC battle."
(Serenwilde): Altheil (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Most awesome
intervention EVER."
(Serenwilde): You say, "Kalo versus honey cake."
Moon Wisdom Zenji, the Silver Watcher says, "A scary thought."
(Serenwilde): You say, "Honey cake versus Kalo."


The Divine voice of Shikari, the Predator echoes in your head, "Did you not know
that the honey cake was a proud, fierce tribe of warriors living in the far
north before the incident with Kethuru, Kalodan?"


You tell Shikari, the Predator, "Kalo figured. That honey cake put up quite a
fight!"

You tell Shikari, the Predator, "It was, like.. Like.. Like fighting an Elder
God!"

You tell Shikari, the Predator, "The honey cake must have gave the Soulless a
run for Their money."

The Divine voice of Shikari, the Predator echoes in your head, "Aye. They train
hard against their enemies the cheesecake tribes."

You tell Shikari, the Predator, "Amazing."


The Divine voice of Shikari, the Predator echoes in your head, "I fear you mock
the honey cakes, Kalodan. Shall I send you the big brother of the one you
killed?"


You tell Shikari, the Predator, "Yes! but give Kalo a moment, he must prepare
himself - he is without fork or knife."

The Divine voice of Shikari, the Predator echoes in your head, "Are you sure you
are ready to do battle with this cake, Kalodan?"


You shout, "For the cheescakes everywhere! RAWR!"

Shikari, the Predator says to Zenji, "I am here to see a brave warrior fight."

A little honey cake descends, resting on a golden disc of pure light.

"tentA214" a weathered tent
"tree3137" the Moonhart Mother Tree
"totem37280" a living totem
"wolf143283" a fierce timberwolf
"centaur52794" a centaur hunter
"centaur50146" a centaur hunter
"centaur52160" a centaur hunter
"centaur52185" a centaur hunter
"sapling33436" a hornbeam sapling
"mushrooms10494" a mushroom circle
"broom36478" a wiccan broom
"mother23153" the mother
"sprite23724" a sprite
"nymph21124" a wood nymph
"campfire11786" a roaring campfire
"honeycake4471" a little honey cake
Number of objects: 16

Near the argent trunk of the Moonhart Mother Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Mist
shimmering like gossamer sheets of spun silver slowly drifts about the enormous
Moonhart, leaving argent trails behind her swaying boughs and the following the
paths of bits of white, snow-like pollen that drift down. Latent power from the
tree charges the very air and gives the silver mist an ambient glow, creating
halos around everything within sight. Awesome in its majesty, the upper foliage
of the tree extends past the glowing skyline in exalted splendor that defies
reality and reaches into the heavens above. A weathered tent stands here.
Towering high above is the Moonhart Mother Tree, stretching her enormous
branches heavenwards. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome
presence of a living totem. Hackles risen, a fierce timberwolf prowls about
here. There are 4 centaur hunters here. A hornbeam sapling clings tenaciously to
the ground here. Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle. A wiccan broom
floats here, vibrating with energy. There is a campfire here, roaring merrily. A
little honey cake is here, sleeping soundly. Moon Wisdom Zenji, the Silver
Watcher is riding on a wiccan broom. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand
and a wooden wand in his right. Shikari, the Predator stands here, His form
emanating pure, primal fury.
You see exits leading east and west.

The end of your cudgel forms a knotty burl and you point it at a little honey
cake. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into his
flesh.
A little honey cake is startled into wakefulness.

Utterly entranced, Zenji emits a long "Ooooh."

The end of your cudgel forms a knotty burl and you point it at a little honey
cake. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into his
flesh.

The end of your cudgel forms a knotty burl and you point it at a little honey
cake. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into his
flesh.

The end of your cudgel forms a knotty burl and you point it at a little honey
cake. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into his
flesh.

Zenji urges a little honey cake onwards.

Shikari, the Predator says, "Hmm. He doesn't seem to want to fight."

The end of your cudgel forms a knotty burl and you point it at a little honey
cake. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into his
flesh.
A little honey cake bleeds to death from the hundreds of tiny punctures left by
the splinters embedded in his flesh.
You have slain a little honey cake.

Finger extended, Shikari pokes a slice of luscious chocolate and strawberry
swirl cheesecake.

You nod your head at yourself.

You pick up the corpse of a little honey cake.

You are wielding a mystic cudgel in your left hand and a magic tome in your
right hand.
You are holding:
a hefty shovel, 2 delicate dreamcatchers, a silver rose and pearl nipple stud, a
gem of cloaking, a soot-blackened tinderbox, 10 garnet vials, 11 pearl vials, 4
opal vials, 3 jade vials, an onyx vial, an amethyst vial, 2 turquoise vials, 2
sapphire vials, a blank canvas, a bone fetish, 8 beryl vials, 2 simple oaken
pipes, 2 ruby vials, 8 little honey cakes, 2 bloodstone vials, an emerald vial,
a moonstone vial, a coral vial, a bunch of yellow freesias, a medicine bag, the
corpse of a little honey cake.
You are wearing:
an emerald clover-shaped brooch, a golden dolphin necklace, a braided leather
bracelet, a black leather and silk backpack, 2 diamond and sapphire stag rings,
shimmering silken silver robes, a mystic charm.
You have 39 types of items in the Rift.
You possess 80 items and are carrying no gold.

(Hartstone): Munsia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Kalodan you just made
my month."

Shikari's eyes sparkle with amusement.

(Hartstone): Munsia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Heh."

An unspecified thing is dead.
It has 1 months of usefulness left.
He weighs 12 ounce(s).
He is loyal to Dark Seneschal, Etanru.
You see nothing in it.

Moon Wisdom Zenji, the Silver Watcher says, "Poor little guy."

You say, "Loyal to Nasty Etanru?"

You snicker softly to yourself.

You pet a little honey cake ingratiatingly.

Shikari, the Predator says, "Based on a family recipe, as I understand."

Shikari's eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say, "Is this all the honey cakes have to send?"

You say, "No wonder they're near extinct!"

Shikari, the Predator says, "Hmm. Let Me see..."

You quickly devour a little honey cake.
Mmm, sticky-sweet and gooey, the honeycake is absolutely delicious.

You lick your lips.

Shikari, the Predator says, "Hmm."

You say, "Shikari good hunter, but bad cook?"

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

You tell Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella, "Mum! Come to EtherMother!"

You tell Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella, "Kalo is fighting EPIC
battle."

The Moonhart Mother Tree suddenly flares with pulsating energy as Ibaesha steps
through.

Ibaesha peers about herself unscrupulously.

You say, "Kalo is fighting the deadly honeycake tribe."

Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella says to you, "What are you doing?"

Comprehension flashes across Ibaesha's face.

You say, "Kalo beats two up already!"

You say, "They stupid, and no give fight."

You begin to weep uncontrollably.

You say, "No wonder cheesecakes win."

Moon Wisdom Zenji, the Silver Watcher says to Ibaesha, "Lord Shikari is baking
some deadly honeycakes."

You say, "But they rival Soulless in power!"

You nod your head at yourself.

Moon Wisdom Zenji, the Silver Watcher says to Ibaesha, "The last one didn't put
up much of a fight though."

Zenji looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella says, "Well, Lord Shikari must be a
better baker than me... my honeycakes aren't quite deadly."

Ibaesha gives Shikari the once-over, eyeing Him suspiciously.

Shikari, the Predator says, "Aha. Perhaps this will do the trick."

Shikari, the Predator says, "Ready, Kalodan?"

Moon Wisdom Zenji, the Silver Watcher stands up.

Shikari's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Spreading his arms wide, Zenji spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb
springs up around him.

You nod your head at Shikari.

You say, "Kalo is prepared!"

You cross your arms over your torso, touching the opposite shoulders and bow
your head in reverence to the White Hart for a moment. A soft flowing sound
reaches your ears, and you look up to see a spirit totem shimmer into existence.

Shikari drops a little honey cake.


Near the argent trunk of the Moonhart Mother Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Mist
shimmering like gossamer sheets of spun silver slowly drifts about the enormous
Moonhart, leaving argent trails behind her swaying boughs and the following the
paths of bits of white, snow-like pollen that drift down. Latent power from the
tree charges the very air and gives the silver mist an ambient glow, creating
halos around everything within sight. Awesome in its majesty, the upper foliage
of the tree extends past the glowing skyline in exalted splendor that defies
reality and reaches into the heavens above. A weathered tent stands here.
Towering high above is the Moonhart Mother Tree, stretching her enormous
branches heavenwards. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome
presence of a living totem. Hackles risen, a fierce timberwolf prowls about
here. There are 4 centaur hunters here. A hornbeam sapling clings tenaciously to
the ground here. Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle. A wiccan broom
floats here, vibrating with energy. A spirit totem stands here, fluctuating
between opaque and translucent. Moon Wisdom Zenji, the Silver Watcher is riding
on a wiccan broom. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a wooden wand
in his right. Shikari, the Predator stands here, His form emanating pure, primal
fury. Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella is here. She wields a magic
spatula in her left hand and an athame dagger in her right.
You see exits leading east and west.

point cudgel cake

You cannot see that being here.


"tentA214" a weathered tent
"tree3137" the Moonhart Mother Tree
"totem37280" a living totem
"wolf143283" a fierce timberwolf
"centaur52794" a centaur hunter
"centaur50146" a centaur hunter
"centaur52160" a centaur hunter
"centaur52185" a centaur hunter
"sapling33436" a hornbeam sapling
"mushrooms10494" a mushroom circle
"broom36478" a wiccan broom
"mother23153" the mother
"sprite23724" a sprite
"nymph21124" a wood nymph
"totem39657" a spirit totem
Number of objects: 15

take cake

I see no "cake" to take.

Shikari stumbles and pokes Himself in the eye.

You giggle happily.

Ibaesha ponders a magic spatula's profile, wondering if it would make a suitable
subject for a portrait.

Shikari, the Predator says, "Hmm."

You say, "That cake went quick."

Ibaesha gives a magic spatula to you.

You say, "Took off like the wind!"

Zenji puts his hands on his hips and goes "Hmmm!"

Shikari, the Predator says, "Now, where did that go?"

You pet a magic spatula ingratiatingly.

Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella says to you, "Beat them with that!"

You nod your head at Ibaesha.

You begin to wield a magic spatula in your right hand.

You brandish a magic spatula menacingly.

A little honey cake descends, resting on a golden disc of pure light.

nod cake

You nod your head emphatically.

Shikari peers about Himself unscrupulously.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

You look on in astonishment as a little honey cake fades away into the ether.
Shikari reaches into the ether and pulls out a little honey cake.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Diamante bows respectfully to Shikari.

Zenji chuckles long and heartily.

You say, "This is a DEADLY cake indeed."

Shikari, the Predator says, "Hmm. It would seem we have a stealthy honeycake."

You say, "It hides!"

Shikari drops a little honey cake.

Shikari peers about Himself unscrupulously.

What do you wish to examine?

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Shikari, the Predator says, "Strange."

You say, "This is stealthy cake indeed."

Quickly a little honey cake pushes his palm forward against your chest and you
feel yourself weaken as your limbs tremble.

Quickly a little honey cake pushes his palm forward against your chest and you
feel yourself weaken as your limbs tremble.

A primal rage takes over a little honey cake as he jumps at your throat and rips
your flesh apart!

A primal rage takes over a little honey cake as he jumps at your throat and rips
your flesh apart!
You have been slain by Shikari.
You feel soul being drawn towards your bonded animal.

Shikari, the Predator says, "There he goes!"

"Erk!" Zenji says with a grimace.

You say, "Eep!"

By the divine might of Shikari, you are restored to life.

Shikari's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Shikari, the Predator says, "He is gone now, Kalodan, but remember, beware the
honey cake warriors."

Shikari's eyes sparkle with amusement.

(Serenwilde): Zenji says, "Deadly honeycakes, pay it no mind."

You say, "Kalo will grow strong and fight honeycake warriors!"

Shikari, the Predator says, "Not all of them are quite so simple to defeat as
the ones you enjoyed before."

You say, "Kalo will fight for the cheesecake!"

You shout, "F'ai Honeycakes!"

Shikari gives a slice of luscious chocolate and strawberry swirl cheesecake to
you.

"Oooooooooh!" Ibaesha says, eyes wide with wonder.

Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella says, "Chocolate!"

The divine voice of Someone powerful reverberates powerfully, "Lets all take
that as a lesson... Shikari is a terrible cook."

Smooth, sweet cheesecake of a purest white has been bespiraled with thick veins
of luscious dark chocolate. Its texture has been enhanced by the crumbly
honey-graham crust that encircles it, while a pile of fresh strawberries and
chocolate flakes have been placed upon it's velvety surface. Swirls of honey
have been drizzled over the top, spilling golden drops upon the crimson napkin
this tasty treat rests upon.
It weighs 12 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Shikari, the Predator.

Ibaesha stares implacably at Shikari.

You nod your head at a slice of luscious chocolate and strawberry swirl
cheesecake.

Shikari's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Morik utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Ecclesiar Razhiel shouts, "Now i am hungry."

Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella says to Shikari, "I want that recipe!"

Shikari taps His nose knowingly at Ibaesha.

Ibaesha sniffles softly.

Shikari, the Predator says, "The Gods have Our little secrets."

You say, "Mum, we no want to go get the ingredients."

Shikari's eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say, "They come from AAALLL the way up north."

You say, "Past Avechna!"

Shikari inclines His head politely to those around Him.

You say, "Where the Honeycakes and the Cheese cakes still fight!"

Shikari, the Predator has bestowed His divine favour upon you. It will last for
1 days.

You giggle happily.

Shikari, the Predator says to you, "Well fought, Kalodan."

Shikari's eyes sparkle with amusement.

You nod your head at yourself.

You say, "Next time, Kalo be stronger!"

Shikari, the Predator says, "The sneaky one proved too much in the end,
however."

Shikari's eyes twinkle enchantingly.

Shikari, the Predator says, "Let that be a lesson."

Shikari inclines His head politely to those around Him.

Shikari abruptly disappears, and moments later, the area comes alive again, the
stillness and silence caused by His presence fading slowly away.

The corners of Morik's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You say, "Indeed..."

You murmur softly to yourself.

Shikari says, "I may have to develop a squadron of those honey-cakes yet."
You say, "Mmm?
Shikari says, "Did you not see the last one get the better of Kalodan?"
Alyara says, "Mm."
Alyara says, "I'm sure he likes his food with bite.
You say, "Oh now there's an interesting picture.Lord Shikari marching out to battle with a legion of honeycakes at His heels."
Shikari says, "Let Me put it this way. Few people are going to enter battle with a man with an army of baked goods, they're just going to blame their brewer. It is called the element of surprise, as while they are doing that, the honeycakes invariably go for the eyes."
You say, "You raise an intriguing point my Lord."

A dark nighthag climbs up down from the trees.
A dark nighthag climbs up down from the trees.
A dark nighthag climbs up down from the trees.
A dark nighthag climbs up down from the trees.
A dark nighthag climbs up down from the trees.
A dark nighthag climbs up down from the trees.
A dark nighthag climbs up down from the trees.

I just find this amusing.

Message #2050 Sent by: (system)
11/07 08:58 "A little honey cake, your loyal companion, has been slain by Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus, Golden Faechild."

Huh?

(Market): Abethor says, "Who is selling one credit at a price of 26000 gold per
credit?"

(Market): Abethor says, "Isn't that a bit high?"

(Market): Steffan says, "Someone with dreams, I bet."

5119h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:28:40.515/
You say, "Just let them beat on me."
5119h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:28:44.531/
You reach out and embrace your hidden heritage of a changeling, and slowly
transform into a tae'dae.
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:28:48.218/
High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moond(Near the argent trunk of the Moon)
Dark Seneschal, Etanru Faeshade (Among the twilight trees)
Savage Steffan Aurendil, Blade Sentry (Backwards avenue)
Healer Narice, Silver Alchemist (Near the argent trunk of the Moon)
Arinkin, of Vernal Moonlight (Near the argent trunk of the Moon)
Silenced Riz, of Seasonal Moonlight (Near the argent trunk of the Moon)
Spirit Ranger, Letho Vryce, Wolverine Hu(Twisting pathway into the tainted)
Ravlok (Twisting pathway into the tainted)
Druidess Yukari, of the Hart (Twisting pathway into the tainted)
Starstruck Sylleria (Near the argent trunk of the Moon)
Druid Altheil, of the Hart (Backwards avenue)
Tender of the Fellowship, Eromhlak Lakep(Twisting pathway into the tainted)
Unblooded Elin Talnara, Eagle Scout (Near the argent trunk of the Moon)
Heartless Ashteru d'Illici, Seeker of th(Among the twilight trees)
Rothgan Orcsbane (Among the twilight trees)
Sage Suzari Lithara of the Twilight (Backwards avenue)
Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Tree(Among the twilight trees)
Type MORE to continue reading. (81% shown)
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:28:49.562/
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:28:50.359/
The potion heals and soothes you.
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:28:51.328/
Heartless Ashteru d'Illici, Seeker of the Murder
Sex : Male Race : Tae'dae
Level : 79 (10%) Rank : Metamortal
Health : 4882/4882 Endurance : 23310/23310
Mana : 3223/3223 Willpower : 14641/15015
Ego : 3460/4171 Reserves : 2%
Karma : 34%
You are ranked 65th in Lusternia.
You stand tall as a proud member of the Forest of Glomdoring.
You have reached the rank of 'Shade' in your commune.
You are a Rotten Egg in the Blacktalon.
You are a Worldwalker in the Fellowship of Explorers
You are a member of the clan called 'The Pansophical Conclave.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Host of the Forbidden Flame.'
You are a member of the clan called 'House of Shadows.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Children of Crow.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Dark Carnival.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Pack.'
You are able to take on proteges.
You are 35 years old.
You were born on the 23rd of Juliary, 96 years after the Coming of Estarra.
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:28:53.656/
The corners of Ethelon's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:28:55.234/
Moonlit Taliana Mes'ard, Kia's little He(Near the argent trunk of the Moon)
Warmonger Lyco, Dreadlord Apprentice (Among the twilight trees)
Luthe d'Murani, Disciple of the Way (Among the twilight trees)
Leef La'Saet (Twisting pathway into the tainted)
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:28:56.359/
Lyco gives you the once over.
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:28:58.703/
Rothgan shouts "Oi!" at the top of his voice.
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:29:00.750/
Ethelon Treeripper says, "Who you want us to target?"
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:29:01.093/
You say, "Kalodan."
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:29:05.734/
Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "Quickly."
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:29:06.453/
High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moond(Near the argent trunk of the Moon)
Dark Seneschal, Etanru Faeshade (Among the twilight trees)
Savage Steffan Aurendil, Blade Sentry (Backwards avenue)
Healer Narice, Silver Alchemist (Near the argent trunk of the Moon)
Arinkin, of Vernal Moonlight (Near the argent trunk of the Moon)
Silenced Riz, of Seasonal Moonlight (Near the argent trunk of the Moon)
Spirit Ranger, Letho Vryce, Wolverine Hu(Twisting pathway into the tainted)
Ravlok (Twisting pathway into the tainted)
Druidess Yukari, of the Hart (Twisting pathway into the tainted)
Starstruck Sylleria (Near the argent trunk of the Moon)
Druid Altheil, of the Hart (Backwards avenue)
Tender of the Fellowship, Eromhlak Lakep(Twisting pathway into the tainted)
Unblooded Elin Talnara, Eagle Scout (Near the argent trunk of the Moon)
Heartless Ashteru d'Illici, Seeker of th(Among the twilight trees)
Rothgan Orcsbane (Among the twilight trees)
Sage Suzari Lithara of the Twilight (Backwards avenue)
Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Tree(Among the twilight trees)
Type MORE to continue reading. (81% shown)
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:29:06.890/
You step into a flowering archway and are whisked to the Realm of Faethorn.
You step out of your defensive fighting stance.
Twisting pathway into the tainted mists.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. An
archway of thorns rises up from the ground. The fossilized remains of Derian are
here. A royal knight of Faethorn stands here at the ready. Spirit Ranger, Letho
Vryce, Wolverine Hunter is here, shrouded. He wields a blackened steel katana in
his left hand. Leef La'Saet is here, shrouded. She wields an ethereal flail of
intricate hues in each hand. Ravlok is here, shrouded. He wields an imperial
twilight-steel broadsword in each hand. Druidess Yukari, of the Hart is here.
She wields a golden sickle in her left hand and a mystic cudgel in her right.
You see exits leading northeast and northwest.
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:29:09.281/
The crone crosses her shriveled arms and turns her dark, penetrating gaze upon
you.
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:29:11.171/
The allheale burns your throat and makes your eyes water.
The confusion lifts from your mind and it is clear once again.
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:29:11.390/
You are:
an insomniac.
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p xk---/23:29:11.671/
You must regain equilibrium first.
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p xk---/23:29:12.093/
The tiny red mushrooms on the ground release a cloud of yellow spores, which
travel up your nose and make your eyes water.
Small motes of yellow pollen rise up from the wildflowers around you and drift
into your mouth. Your throat begins to scratch, forcing you to cough.
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p xk-
Letho eats a bunch of pennyroyal.
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p xk-
Kalodan has been slain by the might of Warmonger Lyco, Dreadlord Apprentice.
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p xk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
4882h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:29:12.671/
The end of Yukari's cudgel forms a knotty burl and she points it at you. The
burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into your flesh.
4382h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:29:12.875/
Your bronchial tubes open up and your asthma is cured.
4382h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk-
You yelp in pain as a brownie bashes you.
4319h, 3223m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:29:13.437/
A banshee stares at you, then suddenly emits a high-pitched screech at you. The
soundwaves pierce into your very being, weakening you in both body and mind.
3895h, 2801m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:29:14.140/
With a focused look, Leef strikes at you with an ethereal flail of intricate
hues. You are hit on the left thigh for a minor bruise.
3512h, 2801m, 3460e, 10p exk-
With a focused look, Leef strikes at you with an ethereal flail of intricate
hues. Your left leg is elegantly crushed and swept out from under you, knocking
you to the ground.
3059h, 2801m, 3460e, 10p exkp---/23:29:14.750/
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
3059h, 2801m, 3460e, 10p exkp-
Letho's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Holding a blackened steel katana poised at an angle overhead, Letho unleashes a
violent assault at your head. His katana strikes through the air, missing you
completely.
3059h, 2801m, 3460e, 10p exkp---/23:29:15.156/
You are no longer stunned.
3059h, 2801m, 3460e, 10p exkp---/23:29:16.265/
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
3059h, 2801m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:29:16.437/
You enter a stance to protect your legs.
3059h, 2801m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:29:16.687/
The potion heals and soothes you.
4096h, 2801m, 3460e, 10p exk-
The potion flows down your throat without effect.
4096h, 2801m, 3460e, 10p exk-
Ravlok's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
With a focused look, Ravlok strikes at you with an imperial twilight-steel
broadsword. Ravlok strikes your right arm, striking a major artery which splurts
blood in all directions.
A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
3561h, 2801m, 3460e, 10p exkp-
The end of Yukari's cudgel forms a knotty burl and she points it at you. The
burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into your flesh.
3061h, 2801m, 3460e, 10p exkp---/23:29:17.062/
The confusion lifts from your mind and it is clear once again.
3061h, 2801m, 3460e, 10p exkp---/23:29:17.234/
You begin focusing your mind on your motor skills.
3061h, 2614m, 3460e, 10p exkp---/23:29:17.437/
You remove 1 yarrow, bringing the total in the Rift to 146.
3061h, 2614m, 3460e, 10p exkp-
The flow of blood recedes as your right arm's main artery mends.
3061h, 2614m, 3460e, 10p exkp-
You bleed 275 health.
2786h, 2614m, 3460e, 10p exkp---/23:29:17.765/ --/23:29:17.781/
The potion flows down your throat without effect.
2786h, 2614m, 3460e, 10p exkp-
Ravlok takes a long drag off his pipe.
2786h, 2614m, 3460e, 10p exkp-
With a focused look, Ravlok strikes at you with an imperial twilight-steel
broadsword. You are stabbed in your right arm, the blade painfully burrowing
into your flesh.
2363h, 2614m, 3460e, 10p exkp-
Holding a blackened steel katana poised at an angle overhead, Letho unleashes a
violent assault at your head. Letho strikes your neck, and blood fountains out
in a thick spray.
1903h, 2614m, 3460e, 10p exkp---/23:29:18.078/
You have no sparkleberry stored in the Rift.
1903h, 2685m, 3460e, 10p exkp-
What do you want to eat?
1903h, 2685m, 3460e, 10p exkp-
Your breathe a sigh of relief as blood stops gushing from your throat.
1903h, 2370m, 3460e, 10p exkp---/23:29:18.906/
With a focused look, Leef strikes at you with an ethereal flail of intricate
hues. Your left leg is smacked with a force that goes to the bone.
1434h, 2370m, 3460e, 10p exkp---/23:29:19.390/
With a focused look, Leef strikes at you with an ethereal flail of intricate
hues. Your left leg is elegantly crushed and swept out from under you, knocking
you to the ground.
981h, 2370m, 3460e, 10p exkp-
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
981h, 2370m, 3460e, 10p exkp---/23:29:20.375/
Your muscles unlock; you are no longer paralysed.
981h, 2370m, 3460e, 10p exkp---/23:29:20.781/
The end of Yukari's cudgel forms a knotty burl and she points it at you. The
burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into your flesh.
481h, 2370m, 3460e, 10p exkp---/23:29:21.093/
A pixie opens a gash in your arm with a skillful blow.
344h, 2370m, 3460e, 10p exkp-
You are no longer stunned.
344h, 2370m, 3460e, 10p exkp---/23:29:21.750/
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
344h, 2370m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:29:21.984/
Spreading his arms wide, Ravlok spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb
springs up around him.
344h, 2370m, 3460e, 10p exk-
The potion heals and soothes you.
1576h, 2370m, 3460e, 10p exk-
You have no sparkleberry stored in the Rift.
1576h, 2370m, 3460e, 10p exk-
What do you want to eat?
1576h, 2370m, 3460e, 10p exk-
With a heavy overhand stroke, Letho slams a blackened steel katana down upon
you. His katana hacks through the air, missing you completely.
1576h, 2370m, 3460e, 10p exk---/23:29:22.453/
Spreading your arms wide, you spin clockwise and visualize a circle of
protection. A shimmering white orb springs up around you.
1576h, 2348m, 3460e, 10p xk---/23:29:22.906/
You bleed 193 health.
1383h, 2348m, 3460e, 10p xk---/23:29:23.421/
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Ravlok.
1383h, 2348m, 3460e, 10p xk---/23:29:23.812/
With a focused look, Leef strikes at you with an ethereal flail of intricate
hues. Your left leg is elegantly crushed and swept out from under you, knocking
you to the ground.
914h, 2348m, 3460e, 10p xkp---/23:29:24.062/
You have no sparkleberry stored in the Rift.
914h, 2348m, 3460e, 10p xkp---/23:29:24.234/
What do you want to eat?
914h, 2348m, 3460e, 10p xkp---/23:29:24.687/
Leef's attack rebounds off your magical shield.
914h, 2348m, 3460e, 10p xkp-
Letho's attack rebounds off your magical shield.
914h, 2348m, 3460e, 10p xkp---/23:29:25.187/
Yukari's attack rebounds off your magical shield.
914h, 2348m, 3460e, 10p xkp---/23:29:25.515/
You must regain equilibrium first.
914h, 2348m, 3460e, 10p xkp---/23:29:26.796/
A shadowy figure, resembling Ethelon, briefly appears infront of you. He grabs
Leef by the back of the neck and pulls her forward into an embrace. His cold
lips press against the neck, and Leef is momentarily frozen in pain as her
lifeforce is sucked from her.
914h, 2348m, 3460e, 10p xkp-
Ravlok's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
With a powerful lunge, Ravlok strikes at you with an imperial twilight-steel
broadsword. Ravlok strikes into your gut, which opens up and pours blood in a
pool at your feet.
379h, 2348m, 3460e, 10p xkp-
Leef razes your magical shield with an ethereal flail of intricate hues.
379h, 2348m, 3460e, 10p xkp---/23:29:27.625/
Cleaving through your defenses, Letho makes a slow deadly strike at your head
with a blackened steel katana. The blade is driven into your throat, which
begins to spurt blood.
The point of the blade thrusts through your body and emerges from your back,
jolting you upright even as you feel your limbs go numb. You slide off the
blade, dropping to the ground as the numbness claims your entire body.
You have been slain by Letho.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.



mmmmh....got to love being Tae'dae. So many beating on me. And I still survived a fair share. *laugh*

You want funny? I'll give funny!


You shout, "And it was a pleasure to keep a whole contingent of Serenwilders in
the part of Faethorn that's theirs. Only a poor old bear and a nimble
Faeling...that's the might and courage of Serenwilde without Narsrim, I see.
I'll take your eyes, Kalodan. That's a promise."

Klia tells you, "Don't stop wit' t'e eyes, Take all of 'im please."

Novices are so cute!

(Pupils): Karsh says, "Hello, I am new and have finished reading the help
scrolls."

(Pupils): You say, "Do you know how to reach the Megalith?"

Zelius tells you, "Type PORTALS then go south then northeast."

Nymerya tells you, "I am! I'm the very soul of compassion, piety, and I shall
always require a knight in shining armour to rescue me!"
3924h, 4936m, 4024e, 10p, 16740en, 21120w ex-

You tell Dark Seductress Nymerya d'Erlette, "Bahahahahahahahahahahahah."

A pearl vial, containing a mending salve, has turned to dust in your hands.
An opal vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A ruby vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
An emerald vial, containing quicksilver, has turned to dust in your hands.
A pearl vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A pearl vial, containing a mending salve, has turned to dust in your hands.
An opal vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A ruby vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A diamond vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A pearl vial, containing a potion of frost, has turned to dust in your hands.
A diamond vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A pearl vial, containing a potion of frost, has turned to dust in your hands
A diamond vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
An opal vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A turquoise vial, containing a potion of frost, has turned to dust in your
hands.
A ruby vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A pearl vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A diamond vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A diamond vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A turquoise vial, containing a potion of frost, has turned to dust in your
hands.
A pearl vial, containing a potion of frost, has turned to dust in your
hands.
A bloodstone vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A jade vial, containing a potion of mana, has turned to dust in your hands.
A diamond vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A turquoise vial, containing a potion of allheale, has turned to dust in your
hands.
A turquoise vial, containing a potion of allheale, has turned to dust in your hands.
An opal vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A turquoise vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A ruby vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A ruby vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A pearl vial, containing liniment, has turned to dust in your hands.
A jade vial, containing a potion of mana, has turned to dust in your hands.
A jade vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A turquoise vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A ruby vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
An emerald vial, containing a potion of mana, has turned to dust in your hands.
Apearl vial, containing liniment, has turned to dust in your hands.
An emerald vial, containing quicksilver, has turned to dust in your hands
An opal vial has decayed to dust inside of backpack#14054.
A jade vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands
A turquoise vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your
hands.
A ruby vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
An opal vial, containing a potion of mana, has turned to dust in your hands.
A ruby vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
An opal vial, containing a potion of mana, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a potion of fire, has turned to dust in your hands.
An opal vial, containing a potion of mana, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a potion of fire, has turned to dust in your hands.
A ruby vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
A jade vial, containing a potion of mana, has turned to dust in your hands.
A turquoise vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing an antidote potion, has turned to dust in your hands.
A jade vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
A pearl vial, containing an antidote potion, has turned to dust in your hands.
A coral vial, containing a love potion, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a love potion, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
A pearl vial, containing a regeneration salve, has turned to dust in your hands.
A diamond vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
Aruby vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.A
beryl vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.A
jade vial, containing a potion of mana, has turned to dust in your hands.A pearl
vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.A coral
vial, containing a regeneration salve, has turned to dust in your hands.A beryl
vial, containing a choleric purgative, has turned to dust in your hands.A ruby
vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.A
turquoise vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your
hands.A beryl vial, containing a choleric purgative, has turned to dust in your
hands.A ruby vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your
hands.A beryl vial, containing a sanguine purgative, has turned to dust in your
hands.A coral vial, containing a sanguine purgative, has turned to dust in your
hands.A bloodstone vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in
your hands.A coral vial, containing a phlegmatic purgative, has turned to dust
in your hands.A turquoise vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to
dust in your hands.A coral vial, containing a phlegmatic purgative, has turned
to dust in your hands.A coral vial, containing a melancholic purgative, has
turned to dust in your hands.A coral vial, containing a melancholic purgative,
has turned to dust in your hands.A coral vial has decayed to dust inside of
backpack#14054.
A coral vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.A
coral vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.A
coral vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.A
pearl vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.A
coral vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.

I realise that getting a truefavour from a god isn't a big deal to most people, but it's my first favour of any sort from any god, ever, so I'm rather proud of it.

Thank you, Lord Shikari!

So, I lost one of my passwords, and was looking for it on my computer. Didn't find it, but I found an amusing bug log from waaaaay back in the beginning of the game, where whirlpool sucked in everyone in water anywhere in the game, including people in your location, as I discovered when testing the skill. Not a great log, but it makes me laugh.


The strong currents of the whirling waters pull you out to the ether.

At Elohora's node.
This location is flooded with deep, crystal blue water. The bright sun shines
down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. In this widened area on the
ring-shaped walkway, a diagramme of a five-pointed star is cut deeply into the
masonry. The name of Elohora, the Supreme Supernal of Celestia is engraved in
the centre. A scorching wall of fire stands here. A full-grown rat prowls near
your feet. A grizzled old rat lies here, dead as can be. A baby rat timidly
moves in the shadows here. Ardra is here. Geb is here. He wields a leather
sling in his left hand. Selthar Moonleaf is here. He wields a nature talisman
in his left hand. Moridain is here.
You see a single exit leading south.

Ardra is suddenly caught in the powerful currents of the whirling waters and is
pulled out to the ether.
The whirling waters here bring in Ardra from the ether, who struggles vainly
against the powerful currents.
Geb is suddenly caught in the powerful currents of the whirling waters and is
pulled out to the ether.
The whirling waters here bring in Geb from the ether, who struggles vainly
against the powerful currents.
Selthar is suddenly caught in the powerful currents of the whirling waters and
is pulled out to the ether.
The whirling waters here bring in Selthar from the ether, who struggles vainly
against the powerful currents.
Moridain is suddenly caught in the powerful currents of the whirling waters and
is pulled out to the ether.
The whirling waters here bring in Moridain from the ether, who struggles vainly
against the powerful currents.
Ravin enters your demesne.

Moridain makes a fist and punches towards a baby rat, releasing a blast of pure
elemental energy that slams into him, searing his flesh.
With a final spasm, a baby rat dies, collapsing into a mound of charred and
smoking flesh.
A baby rat has been slain by Moridain.

Ardra raises an eyebrow questioningly.

(Celest): Hazar says, "Firewalls at the nodes."

A rat darts into the shadows and disappears.

(Celest): Ariel says, "Where all are there firewalls?"

Moridain shrugs helplessly.

Ardra says, "What are you doing?"

Geomage Ravin, the Tainted says, "What the."

Moridain picks up the corpse of an old rat.

Your demesne is 1 rooms in size and is centered at at Elohora's node.

************************************************************
Effect Time Left
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*******************************************************************************

A rat wanders into view, nosing about for food.

Selthar Moonleaf says, "Did someone meld the inner sea?"

Moridain picks up the corpse of a baby rat.

Savash enters your demesne.

Geb is suddenly caught in the powerful currents of the whirling waters and is
pulled out to the ether.
The whirling waters here bring in Geb from the ether, who struggles vainly
against the powerful currents.
Ardra is suddenly caught in the powerful currents of the whirling waters and is
pulled out to the ether.
The whirling waters here bring in Ardra from the ether, who struggles vainly
against the powerful currents.
The strong currents of the whirling waters pull you out to the ether.
At Elohora's node.
This location is flooded with deep, crystal blue water. The bright sun shines
down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. In this widened area on the
ring-shaped walkway, a diagramme of a five-pointed star is cut deeply into the
masonry. The name of Elohora, the Supreme Supernal of Celestia is engraved in
the centre. A scorching wall of fire stands here. A full-grown rat prowls near
your feet. Geb is here. He wields a leather sling in his left hand. Ardra is
here. Selthar Moonleaf is here. He wields a nature talisman in his left hand.
Moridain is here.
You see a single exit leading south.

Selthar is suddenly caught in the powerful currents of the whirling waters and
is pulled out to the ether.
The whirling waters here bring in Selthar from the ether, who struggles vainly
against the powerful currents.
Moridain is suddenly caught in the powerful currents of the whirling waters and
is pulled out to the ether.
The whirling waters here bring in Moridain from the ether, who struggles vainly
against the powerful currents.


And thats all my log has. A shame I didn't get more of it. Makes me remember the good ol' days.

Visionary of Terentia, Raxilin Starleaf shouts, "Off."
2446h, 2418m, 2794e, 10p, 13740w exkdb-
Visionary of Terentia, Raxilin Starleaf shouts, "Ack."

(House of Shadows): Bau says, "Hand is raised and I am screaming yes."
(House of Shadows): You say, "Sounds kinky."

Morik drops some snow.
Morik drops the corpse of an old rat.
Morik drops a brain.
Morik drops the corpse of a rat.
Morik is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe
until he returns to Lusternia.

A disembodied brain drags itself off to the southeast, leaving a trail of slime.

So that's what happened to his.

Serenguard Gero shouts, "BOOKS HAVE WORDS!!!"

Visionary of Terentia, Raxilin Starleaf shouts, "Gero, I love ya, but if you
just realized that, I have to kill ya."

I sent him a message saying his brain had fallen out and ran away.

Message #677 Sent by: Morik
11/08 08:00 "Oops! dang, guess I'm stupid now."

Current event: Wargames
Player Health/Mana Team Location
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ashteru 5119/5119H 3223/3223M Green cracked and dry field
Munsia 4155/4155H 4333/4333M Green cracked and dry field
Klia 5420/5420H 3020/3020M Yellow on the banks of the Seres
Yuniko 4428/4428H 3257/4512M Yellow on the banks of the Seres
Ethelon 3556/3556H 4651/4876M Yellow on the banks of the Seres
Kurama 4940/4940H 3740/3740M Yellow on the banks of the Seres
Members left:
Yellow: 4 Green: 2


Hee, I found that terribly amusing.

Dingoagogo (Female Furrikin).
The furrikin race weeps on this day