Kalodan tells you, "((I'm just going to trigger you entering the room to heartstop.))"

Just like old times?

And Shamarah, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE your sig.

Mmmhmm. Daevos and I have a very love/hate relationship.

Okay, more of a barely tolerate/hate relationship.

I'm not going to ask which is to who.

We fluctuate. And...

You tell The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock, "Okay, that's three
spars. Am I GR2 now?"

Xavius tells you, "You wouldn't get past novicehood without my express
permission. Besides, that's not a GR1 requirement!"

You tell The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock, "Bah. You silly
Blacktalons."

You tell The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock, "I'd join the
Shadowdancers and be Shayle's lapdog."

Xavius tells you, "Right, because she'd let you in!"

You tell The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock, "Oh, she would."

You tell The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock, "Eventually."

Xavius tells you, "You underestimate her steely will."

You tell The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock, "You underestimate
my charm and grace."

Xavius tells you, "Dearest Kahazul, the Queen of the Night is beholden to no
mortal man. Trust me, I...er...learned the hard way."

You tell The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock, "I'm not trying to
get in her skirt."

You tell The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock, "That's a whole
other beast entirely."

Xavius tells you, "I would comment, but you would quote me."

You tell The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock, "I believe it's too
late to avoid that fate."

(Bellator Societas): Zalana says, "I think, from now on, instead of saying "I had a blond moment" I'm going to say "Sorry, had a kalo moment there" and only you guys would understand just how bad my brain went out hehe."

Winter's King, Kalodan Faechild, Truth-Teller has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly.

Follow-up:


You portal to the Aetherplex Chamber.
The Aetherplex Chamber.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A white marble
gravestone stands vigil here, memorializing the death of some poor soul. Pausing
to rest, an aslaran pilgrim looks off into the distance. A black-skinned imp
squats here, long tail twitching. Winter's King, Kalodan Faechild, Truth-Teller
is here, shrouded. He wields a tiny stick in his left hand and a magic tome in
his right. Cohli frowns deeply, lines creasing her forehead. Aqua Adept Tami
Du'Vantae is here. You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command
to enter the aetherplex system. There is an aetherways portal here.
You see exits leading north (open door), south, and out.
4191h, 2850m, 3525e, 10p, 19898en, 13150w exk-
You brand Kalodan a heretic for his crimes against the Light.
4191h, 2000m, 3525e, 7p, 19898en, 13063w xk-
A single tear drops from Kalodan's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying
himself instantly.
Kalodan has been slain by misadventure.

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Could you imagine walking in on Daevos secksing?"

(Bellator Societas): Ixion says, "I'd turn to stone."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "It would be like walking into Heaven and finding
Jesus masturbating."

(Bellator Societas): Marcalo says, "Daevos swinging his sword around pretending
to be cleaving things in half."

You beat me

I found this slightly funny, seeing the standard "Fabio" type and Trill put together

Page Fabio, of the Armies of Light (Male Trill).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 15th of Shanthin, 134 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Peasant in the Righteous Principality of New Celest.
He is a Freshmen Novice in the Paladins.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

(Bellator Societas): Ixion (from the Aetherways) says, "I should hold a combat
clinic in seren."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "I should hold an abortion climic in seren."

Clothes hangers made of bark?

Way to take a joke that had already crossed the line and push it off the cliff.

EDIT:: --- This Totally made my night.


Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "I approached Raziela."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "And she told me she loved
me with all of her heart."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "And I was like."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "I don't think we've met."

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "And then she called
Xenthos "her love"."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "And I was like."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "You'd better not have met
him."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "I don't like that
Raziela."

(Geomancers): Hallen says, "Young 'uns these days, I tell you. Back in my time,
we didn't have no fancy Wyrd, or your fancy aetherships. If we wanted to get
eaten by gorgogs, we did it the old fashioned way, we got wet. And whats more,
kids these days, they never read the news. Back in my time we were so bored we
sat around and waited for the nearest moron who thought he had some unique
ideological viewpoint to post about how corrupt and evil their city was, and we
liked it. And what's more, we didn't have fancy herofetes, so we all just ate
snowballs. And we didn't know how to do quests for money, and there was no
fancy Grey Moors aslarans or krokani to kill all the time, so we ratted,
begged, or got our butts kicked on Astral. And we didn't have no fancy peaced
village revolts, so we died eight times a revolt, and we liked it!"

so effing true ^--------

Hehehe, I got a kick out of that. I actually agreed with a lot of it too

Fain tells you, "My love! Please don't be mad at the entire world."