That just makes me imagine some poor sap with a name that begins similiar to EMOTE ....

You pounce on Ixchilgal, sending both of you rolling head over heels.

You say, "Mine."

The Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard 'collapses' to the ground, dragging you with him.

The Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard says, "Oh, woe is we! We have been thusly claimed by the sexy rabbit monster! Whatever shall we do?"

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

You say, "I'm gonna eat you!"

The Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard sorta squirms a little at that, and makes a very poor attempt to 'escape' you by wriggling in the general direction of the door.

Vore... *shudder*

Please don't make us try to find the humor in foreplay.

Shayle, thats so emo.

(Market): Malicia says, "10,000 gold to the first Seren or Celestian to murder Verithrax in a creative way."

Daganev tells you, "You owe yourself a credit, you made malicia say somethign stupid on market."

But it's not. I left shortly afterwards.

Suuuurrrrreeeee

That fast, huh?

if Ixchilgal was a rabbit, it could go on all night and most of the next day

Gah, I pounce him to greet him.. jeeze.

And moving on...

(Spouts): Kleb says, "Alright I have to find a diffrent place to get rid of
cows then. Also can anyone point me in the direction of rockeaters?"

(Spouts): You say, "Rockeaters can be found in the mountains and also in the
Inner sea."

(Spouts): Kleb says, "Any mountians?"

(Spouts): You say, "Well, just on the mountain path that goes around the
basin...where the scholars are."

(Spouts): Kleb says, "Where is the basin?"

(Spouts): Gyorn says, "You're in it."

(Spouts): Kleb says, "Oh thats why I couldnt find it."

Re: Presidio of the Damned

(The Utterly Innocuous Society): Natarm says, "Dear christ...this place is like
the Umbrella Mansion of Lusternia."

Taryn proudly shows off a beryl sunshine bracelet:
This smooth bracelet is completely made of clear polished beryl. It has been cut and fashioned into a perfectly curved golden circle. Etched into the surface are many tiny textured carvings depicting childishly drawn images of a smiling sun. Each drawing has little lines symbolizing rays that shoot outward from these jovial morning stars.
Engraved on it are the words:

Property of Tami Du'Vantae.
Suitors will be beaten, maimed, stabbed, and spaded/castrated.
Survivors will be prosecuted.

Just got into Celest. This sounds like a good plan.

Wuylinfe tells you, "Oh, well, after the first day you'll try to leave, but then
decide it's too soon and give it a second chance. You take one day off, the
third day you come back and decide you can't take anymore of this shit, and are
about to leave but then Dax convinces you to stay. You make hot passionate love
and then hang around in Celest for another 4 days, but then the Star Council
accuses you of treason and kicks you out."

(Serenwilde): Neleni says, "The only answer I have is that Ixion is so terrifying he counts as two people by default. Otherwise, I can find no other person within the arena."

Wargames happened and the team Ixion was on had a mysterious extra person.

Apprentice Alleria Fireweaver, Wrath of Brom shouts, "SCRUCHI MABUCHI THE PARTY
GIRL IS AWSOME!"

(Bellator Societas): Forren says, "Wtf."

You tell Apprentice Alleria Fireweaver, Wrath of Brom, "..."

(Bellator Societas): Vix says, "I concur."

(Bellator Societas): Daevos says, "Veo."

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Raizan's chest, causing him to
stretch his mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from
Raizan's body, he relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no
mark upon him.
2557h, 3076m, 3925e, 10p, 11685en, 14430w elrx-

(Celest): Terentia says, "You do not ask to gamble with the Orb of the
Forgotten, Raizan."
2557h, 3076m, 3925e, 10p, 11685en, 14430w elrx-

(Celest): Raizan says, "My apologies M'Lady."
2557h, 3076m, 3925e, 10p, 11685en, 14430w elrx-

(Celest): Gyorn says, "May I ask what the Orb of the Forgotten is?"
2557h, 3076m, 3925e, 10p, 11685en, 14430w elrx-

(Celest): Ryld says, "The orb that Lady Terentia wrested from Lord Fain in the
Void."
2557h, 3076m, 3925e, 10p, 11685en, 14430w elrx-

(Celest): Shaeden says, "Fain wants it back."
2557h, 3076m, 3925e, 10p, 11685en, 14430w elrx-

(Celest): Gyorn says, "Yeah, I see why that wouldn't be a good thing to gamble
with."
2557h, 3076m, 3925e, 10p, 11685en, 14430w elrx-

(Celest): Terentia says, "The Traitor wants a lot of things."
2557h, 3076m, 3925e, 10p, 11685en, 14430w elrx-

(Celest): Terentia says, "He's feeling deprived. Women take everything from
Him."

(Newbie): Sarai says, "I know this is a dumb question but are you people real?"