Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Acrune2006-07-25 20:05:39
Oh crap, I agree with Guido twitch.gif
Tzekelkan2006-07-25 20:34:20
QUOTE(Temporary_Guido @ Jul 25 2006, 09:04 PM) 311503

(Children): You say, "How do I kill Finks?"

(Children): Kaddaj says, "Abjure cosmicfire."

(Children): Syrano says, "You kick them and punch them or use cosmicfire..the
latter is recommended."

doh.gif


Hey, leave the little kids alone! tongue.gif
Arix2006-07-25 20:34:30
it's ok to agree with someone when they have a valid point. I know I sure as hell don't give a flying censor.gif about Kalodan's love life
Tzekelkan2006-07-25 21:47:11
QUOTE(dvyrus @ Jul 23 2006, 09:09 AM) 310719

That just makes me imagine some poor sap with a name that begins similiar to EMOTE ....

wacko.gif


2006/07/25 05:03:46 - Emotev stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a novice.

Can that be a coincindence? glare.gif
Alef2006-07-25 22:44:15
QUOTE(tzekelkan @ Jul 25 2006, 10:47 PM) 311533


Can that be a coincindence? glare.gif


doh.gif If it isn't a coincidence then the name won't work as intented. Well unless someone uses emotev instead of emote. Something like emt... would have been better. ninja.gif
Daevos2006-07-25 22:44:15
Remnant of the Past

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Blasted trunk.
The dark heart of Glomdoring Forest is almost audibly beating in this, its
shadowy centre. Tall, blackened trees surround this clearing, pressing together
into an imposing barrier of rotten vegetation. Moulds and fungi are smeared
across the plants, their pungent stench suffusing the forest. The branches are
coated in dark slime, slick tendrils that hang downwards. Although a variety of
trees might actually grow here, the black tar that coats them renders them
indistinguishable. A thin black mist creeps between the trees, hanging low
across the ground. The floor of the clearing itself is simply bare earth,
cracked and dry. At the centre of this dark glade lies a huge stump of tree,
cracked and broken. Huge shards of wood spike upwards towards the sky where the
great trunk was once attached. Now, there is only this rotting end, a few roots
and some soft wood to show that a tree once stood here. Of the rest of the
plant, there is no sign. The sound of laughing crows echoes down from the
treetops, a harsh sound for the ears below. The atmosphere vibrates with a
palatable power. The blasted trunk of a colossal ravenwood tree remains here,
pulsing with immeasurable and dark power. A sigil in the shape of a small,
rectangular monolith is on the ground. Brennan Stormcrow paces here, his
cadaverous body twitching with sudden jerks. An animated skeleton stands here
with a ghostly outline of a bat around its skull. An animated skeleton stands
here with a ghostly outline of a beetle around its skull. An animated skeleton
stands here with a ghostly outline of a spider around its skull. An animated
skeleton stands here with a ghostly outline of a wasp around its skull.
Deathwraith Daevos Feyranti, Tainted Overlord is here. He wields a exquisitely
crafted draconic broadsword in each hand. Myrmidon Thorgal Khuprus is here. He
wields a dark blade of iniquity in his left hand and a dark blade of avarice in
his right.
You see a single exit leading north.
Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land
in utter darkness.
It is now the 7th of Dvarsh, 107 years after the Coming of Estarra.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
You say, "Do it."
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Deathwraith Daevos Feyranti, Tainted Overlord says, "Do it."
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Valek gives the Ebonglom Crown to Brennan Stormcrow.
You see Brennan Stormcrow yell, "Rowena! It is time!"
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
The corners of Alger's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
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Bricriu mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in each of the four
directions. The four pentagrams remain hovering in the air, connected to each
other by lines of energy.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Shadows rise in the center of the room out of which steps Rowena Nightshade.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Imadis's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Excellent! The Dark Council is gathered and Crow
is ready to be reborn. Now all we need is a sacrifice. Valek! Go get an infant
to sacrifice so we may begin. Quickly now!"
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Jelaludin bows respectfully to Rowena Nightshade.
Rowena Nightshade growls menacingly at Jelaludin.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Valek drops a crying baby.
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Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Let us commence!"
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Rowena Nightshade raises her hands and the sky moves with twisting black
shapes.
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The four skeletons begin to chant and raise their arms to the dark sky.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
The shadows to the north form into the image of a vampire bat.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
The shadows to the west form into the image of a blackwidow spider.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
The shadows to the south form into the image of a a carrion beetle.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
The shadows to east form into the image of a a giant wasp.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Brennan Stormcrow exclaims, "Hear me, Crow! It is time to seek counsel from
Mother Night!"
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Brennan Stormcrow raises the Ebonglom Crown above his head.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Crimson lighting flashes above Glomdoring Forest, fingers of red death raining
down upon the dark forest.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
A bolt of crimson lighting strikes the Ebonglom Crown, which absorbs the
shadows around it and glows with an otherworldly dark light.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Mother Night, will you receive this sacrifice this
night!"
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
A heavy weight seems to bear down on the forest, and the night grows darker and
is filled with malevolent energies.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Now! Kill the child now!"
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Valek swings a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at a crying baby. Valek
cuts him with a light wound.
The final blow proves too much for a crying baby, who expires, pitifully.
A crying baby has been slain by Valek.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Brennan Stormcrow takes the steaming corpse of the baby and holds it over the
Ebonglom Crown until it is covered with blood.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Brennan Stormcrow hands the Ebonglom Crown to Rowena Nightshade, who places it
on her head with trembling hands.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
The thunderous beating of drums from Glomdoring can be heard throughout the
land. The night thrums with power and grows darker.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Shadows contract upon Rowena Nightshade, who suddenly grows to a towering
height. Her hair writhes like living black snakes, and her eyes glow with an
unholy fury.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Mother Night says, "I come in answer to the summons."
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
The four skeletons collapse into dust. Out of their remains, four screaming
spirits rise up and flee into the dark forest.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Mother Night says, "The White Hart lives and is an affront to us. Help Crow
destroy the beast. Give this to Crow on the night of a full moon."
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Daevos bows respectfully to Mother Night.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Mother Night holds forth her hand and darkness swirls in her palm, forming a
disc.
Mother Night drops the disc to the ground.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Valek picks up a disc of pure Night.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Mother Night says, "This host grows weak. I can stay no longer."
Mother Night seeps into the ground, becoming a pool of shadows, leaving the
gasping form of Rowena Nightshade.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
You see Rowena Nightshade yell, "Mother Night, do not forsake me!"
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Rowena Nightshade begins to age before your eyes, her back curving, her hair
withering into grey strands, and her skin wrinkling and decaying. Before you
stands a grotesque old crone.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
A cloaked and hooded crone exclaims, "No! No! No!"
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
A cloaked and hooded crone wails like an old woman.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Shadows flock to a cloaked and hooded crone, swathing her with darkness.
Suddenly, the darkness seeps into the ground, taking along a cloaked and hooded
crone.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Brennan Stormcrow sniggers evilly.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Brennan Stormcrow says, "She was always a vain bitch"
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-rofl
You roll on the floor, laughing.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Valek utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
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Alger snickers softly to himself.
3009h, 3576m, 2408e, 10p exk-
Thorgal sniggers evilly.
Diamondais2006-07-25 22:49:59
Goes to show Gloms always been great for weird and funny stuff. biggrin.gif
Unknown2006-07-25 23:09:54
Ah, the good old days. *tear*
Shyshaeia2006-07-26 00:11:32
Tainted Mage Verithrax, Shifter of Sands says to you, "Yes?"

You say, "Oh, I come here to study."

You say, "Am I bothering you, sir?"

Tainted Mage Verithrax, Shifter of Sands says, "No. I just assume that any mage
who comes into a room I'm alone in wants to speak to me - We can scry people
for a reason, you know. How was I supposed to know you're one of the two or
three apprentices that actually study? Carry on."

Just goes to show you that assumptions make a you know what out of people. I always have to tell my husband that.

And another mistell:

Ragora tells you, "My guild members (with the hitting) are players?"

Shorlen2006-07-26 01:47:39
(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "I want to do something special for my sixty-ninth
birthday."


(Serenwilde): Kelysa says, "..."

(Serenwilde): Kelysa says, "A party?"

(Serenwilde): Angelika (from the Aetherways) says, "So, booze, food and
strippers?? -duck-."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Nae, this is a private affair."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "In more ways than one."

roflmao.gif
Vauraugli2006-07-26 04:50:44
(Magnagora): Yuniko says, "...thanks you asshole."

(Magnagora): Yuniko says, "Miss!"

(Magnagora): Lyco (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Nicely done."

(Magnagora): Haiden says, "Mhmm.."

(Magnagora): Karnagan says, "Absolutely beautiful."

(Magnagora): Malarious says, "Yuniko.. 2 of 2.."

(The Dark Carnival): You say, "Lovely."

(Magnagora): Yuniko says, "Silence!"

(Magnagora): Nigredo says, "Impressive, indeed."


That's the second time this week, I believe. goodjob.gif
Tervic2006-07-26 05:51:01
While discussing lame ways to lose Demigod:

Halamir says, "You know what would be the best way to lose
Demigod? Dying from alcohol poisoning."

Halamir says, "That or heartstopping and losing it."

Lyco says, "Dont heartstop. Heartstopping is for censor.gif"

Halamir says, "Or getting killed by a random newbie."



I love some of Lusternia's Ephemerals biggrin.gif I'll just bold the good parts here, but if you want context... yeah.
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Neleni, the Viper's voice reverberates, "There's a lovely reward for the winner
who obtains the slippers for me and thus spares me from a most grievous fate.
C'mon. You know you want it."

Viravain shimmers into view before you, emerging from the shadows.

Neleni, the Viper says, "Last call... the Slippers event will begin in one
minute."

Neleni sticks his tongue out and says 'Ack.

You see Neleni, the Viper shout, "Last call... the Slippers event will begin in
one minute."



Neleni, the Viper says, "Maybe I should've said it (the prize) was gold."

Neleni hums a happy tune.

You see Neleni, the Viper shout, "Well... looks like I won't be getting any
more. I'm counting on you!"

You tell Neleni, the Viper, "That wasn't a minute..."

You tell Neleni, the Viper, "Was it?"

The Divine voice of Neleni, the Viper echoes in your head, "I apparently goofed.
Miscalibration."

The Divine voice of Neleni, the Viper echoes in your head, "Shh."

You tell Neleni, the Viper, "Isn't your reply supposed to be "yes it was a
minute, your sense of time is horrible, even for a mortal"? tongue.gif."

The Divine voice of Neleni, the Viper echoes in your head, "Yes. That was it.
Ignore what I said."



You tell Neleni, the Viper, "Ignore what?"

Neleni, the Viper says, "Let's go watch the toads."

Enfolding himself in raven wings, Neleni suddenly dissolves into ghostly motes
of fire,<- that flare a haunting shade of green, before disappearing into the
ether. (So shiny! wub.gif But the bolded and arrowed comma probably shouldn't be there unless I fail it.)

Neleni's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Mystic Guru Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "Guess I'm the first to be
kicked in da butt.

Battlesmith Kuse Tredia says, "I tried running, couldnt."



"Ewwwwwwww!" you say to Tully in disgust.

Mystic Guru Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "Didn't work." (his first de-toading failed)

Neleni, the Viper says, "Well... did you kiss the toad or the person who became
it?"

Neleni taps his nose knowingly.

Tully puts his hands on his hips and goes "Hmmm!"



Battlesmith Kuse Tredia says, "So whats the prize fer winning anyway?"

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "You save Neleni from being given to
Kalodan."

A wry smile spreads across Viravain's face.

Mystic Guru Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "Don't anybody think these
kisses have any erotic undertones tho."

Tully blows a big kiss.

Battlesmith Kuse Tredia says, "And of course he's a prince, look at him hes a
janitor."



Mystic Guru Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "Least I ain't being changed
into it."

Mystic Guru Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "Once again, these kisses ain't
mean I'ma going courtin' with any of ye."

Tully kisses a warty toad passionately.
A warty toad wobbles about uncertainly and turns a pale shade of green before
suddenly stretching and transforming into a high elfen. Shaking his head, Zacc
stands before you where once there was a toad, looking slightly disoriented and
perplexed with his tongue lolling out the side of his mouth.

As Tully kisses Zacc, warts break out over his skin which then turns green and
slimy. Finally, he shrinks and transforms into a large, ugly toad!


Battlesmith Kuse Tredia says, "Try a different form of kiss, Tully."

You double over in laughter, wiping the tears from your eyes.

Raizan utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Flacarealah has WON the game of Slippers in the Klangratch Tournies!
Flacarealah arrives from the ether.



Neleni kisses a warty toad passionately.
A warty toad wobbles about uncertainly and turns a pale shade of green before
suddenly stretching and transforming into a dwarf. Shaking his head, Tully
stands before you where once there was a toad, looking slightly disoriented and
perplexed with his tongue lolling out the side of his mouth.

Seeker of the Moon, Sarune says, "Well that was strange."

Neleni, the Viper says to Flacarealah, "Congratulations..."

Mystic Guru Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "Guess someobdy won."

Apprentice Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech says to Flacarealah, "I was so close!
But you slipped from my sight!"

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "I expect you have the slippers then,
Neleni."

Viravain narrows Her eyes to thin slits.

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "I would so hate to have to send you to
Kalodan after all this."

Neleni peers about himself unscrupulously.

Neleni, the Viper says, "I don't have them."

Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout asks, "Send him to Kalodan?"

Neleni, the Viper says, "That was the grievous fate I mentioned."

Neleni wrinkles his nose and sniffs.

Flacarealah winces in pain.

Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout says, "Well, I have a pair of slippers.."

Neleni, the Viper says, "Would you be willing to trade them for a little gold?"

Neleni's eyes raise to the heavens as a look of hope flashes across his face.

You say to Neleni, "And you want the pair of slippers.... why?"

Neleni, the Viper says to you, "She commanded it."

Neleni points accusingly at Viravain.

A wry smile spreads across Viravain's face.

Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout asks Neleni, "How much is a little?"

You say, "Then I guess you'd better get them."

Neleni ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout says to Neleni, "I'd rather like to see
Kalodan fried."

Neleni, the Viper says, "A tenth of what I happen to possess."

Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout says, "Hrm..."

Neleni, the Viper says to Flacarealah, "So what do you say? Trade?"

You say, "I dunno, those are some nice slippers."

Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout asks Neleni, "So, I give you the slippers and
get a tenth of what you possess?"

Neleni nods his head emphatically.

Neleni, the Viper says, "Or would you rather I gave it to you first?"

Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout says to Neleni, "A ninth sounds better... I
find it a more appropriate number for this situation."

Neleni, the Viper says, "A nineth it is then."

Neleni gives some gold sovereigns to Flacarealah.

Flacarealah gives pearly slippers of ivory silk to Neleni, the Viper.

Neleni removes a pair of knee-length white boots.

Neleni slips into a pair of knee-length white boots.

Neleni looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Mystic Guru Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "Wrong shoes, boyo."

Neleni, the Viper says, "Hmm. Boots... slippers... boots... argh. Stupid
clothes. You're confusing me."

Neleni flaps his arms madly.

Neleni removes a pair of knee-length white boots.

Neleni slips into pearly slippers of ivory silk.

Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout says to Neleni, "You're not actually going to
try to -wear- them, rig- oh, my."

Seeker of the Moon, Sarune says, "Something I kinda didn't want to see."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs laughs softly.

Viravain fades into the shadows, soft laughter marking Her passing.

Neleni, the Viper says to Flacarealah, "That was the other part of the deal. I'm
willing to sacrifice my pride so I don't get sacrificed to a faeling who can't
keep his lust, or his mits, to himself."

A wry smile spreads across Neleni's face.

You pat Neleni in a friendly manner.

Mystic Guru Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "Ye could always pay somebody
like Murphy to castrate the boyo once and fer'all."

Mystic Guru Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor says, "Then we'd all be safe."

Neleni, the Viper says, "I'm afraid Murphy isn't very fond of me."

Neleni, the Viper says, "Something to do with hugging him repeatedly just to
annoy him."

Tully nods his head emphatically.

A cherubic smile comes over Neleni as he gazes around, wide-eyed and innocent.

Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout says to Neleni, "Kalodan didn't propose to you
though, right?"

Neleni, the Viper says, "He seems to think I proposed to him."

Neleni, the Viper says, "I reduced the cudgel that he gave me to a stick and
attached a note reading 'I am not your plaything' to it. He just doesn't seem to
take the hint."

Flacarealah's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout asks Neleni, "So.. how long do you have to
wear those?"



You see Neleni, the Viper shout, "Mistress... may I remove these damnable
slippers yet? They're starting to chafe."

You say, "Priceless."

Of Summer's Moonlight, Adee Mes'ard-Freewind shouts, "But you look so nice in
them!"

Winter's Prince, Kalodan Faechild, Hunter of Honeycakes shouts, "My love, I did
not know you were into such... Outfits."

Winter's Prince, Kalodan Faechild, Hunter of Honeycakes shouts, "I think we need
to talk, beloved."

The unearthly voice of Viravain whispers upon the ether, "I never told you to
wear them, Neleni. I had thought you would realize them to be the weapons that
they are. Throw them at Kalodan, if you wish."

You see Neleni, the Viper shout, "My chagrin knows no bounds."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Neleni removes pearly slippers of ivory silk.

Neleni begins to wield pearly slippers of ivory silk in his right hand.


You begin to follow Neleni.


You smile impishly and say, "I want to see this."

You say to Neleni, "Sooooo.... When is the maiden flight of the pearly slipper?"

Neleni, the Viper says, "I wonder if I can hit him from here."

Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout says to Neleni, "Make sure you don't miss
though.. You only have one shot."

You say, "No he's got 2 slippers, so two shots really. Or one hard one."

Flacarealah urges Neleni onwards.

Flacarealah La'Saet, Spirit Scout exclaims to Neleni, "He's leaving!"

"Damn it!" Neleni swears in frustration.

You follow Neleni, the Viper ether to the Moonhart Mother Tree.
(hee, Neleni, I'm still following you and you haven't noticed yet! tongue.gif)

Kalodan gives Neleni a friendly cuddle.

Neleni throws pearly slippers of ivory silk at Kalodan, but it does little more
than startle him.


You follow Neleni, the Viper ether to Assembly of the Gods.

You suddenly scoop up a cool tulip of dusk

Neleni's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GOD!"
(damn acquisitio giving me away.... I wonder how long I could've stood there without you noticing? cool.gif )

You drop a cool tulip of dusk.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously

You are transported by the power of the Divine.

You tell Neleni, the Viper, "Hm, I wonder what would've happened if I'd just
stayed quiet...?"
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divlove.gif and there should be one for I <3 Ephemerals, too.... because some of them are simply awesomely hilarious. biggrin.gif
Kiarlea2006-07-26 14:24:39
QUOTE(Lightzout @ Jul 26 2006, 08:18 PM) 311784

You give a cow a push.

A cow wobbles uncertainly, then tips over!

The Pool of Stars.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. An enormously wide
circular pool, as dark as the night sky, glitters softly between the columns.
His form suffused with soft light, the Keeper of the Pool of Stars stands here
attentively. An obsidian eye sigil is here. The resplendent figure of an
archangel rises up from the ground, her golden wings furled protectively over a
small figure cradled in her arms. A statue of Isune stands here, memorializing
Her noble spirit. There are 7 golden retrievers here. A white and brown speckled
pony grazes nearby. A white marble gravestone stands vigil here, memorializing
the death of some poor soul. A white marble gravestone stands vigil here,
memorializing the death of some poor soul. Neighing softly, a dappled grey horse
trots here. There are 5 cavaliers of the Light here. A cow lays on its side,
pathetically flailing its legs.
Page Curunir, of the Armies of Light is here. He
wields a beautifully carved club in each hand. Sir Silimaur, Lights Judgement is
here. He wields a silver crescent scimitar in each hand. Syrano, Child of Light
is here. Sir Jigan, Disciple of the Dove is here. He wields a length of rope in
his left hand.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west,
northwest, and up (open door).

Jigan leaves to the south.
A cow aimlessly wanders off to the south.

What the... blink.gif



Didn't you know about cow tipping?

They still follow you while tipped, too. laugh.gif
Unknown2006-07-26 16:12:27
Ralina, Doyrk is likely "Dork", a slang term.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dork

While late, it was great to see the fun with Neleni. I remember Ialie kissing toads a while back and I wanted to do it. ;-)