Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Shamarah2006-07-27 11:53:17
Nah, we have plenty of refills smile.gif
Unknown2006-07-27 12:30:36
And here was me hoping I could earn a living running potions from Seren and seling them to you for more laugh.gif Like that would work mellow.gif
Hazar2006-07-27 13:56:17
QUOTE(Valdis. @ Jul 27 2006, 05:19 AM) 312056

glom= Celest's Alchemy. smile.gif Celest= Glom's protection laugh.gif


Uh, no. Stop trying to be glib about things you know nothing about. doh.gif
Unknown2006-07-27 13:57:19
smile.gif Seems like it to me... huh.gif

But your a Glam so you'd know better tongue.gif
Hazar2006-07-27 13:59:38
Smiley faces do not an argument make.

Glom does not have protection. Mag used to try to be Glom's protection. We told them to censor.gif off. Celest isn't our ally. They're a trading partner.

Now, go back to hunting meese or whatever it is you rogues do.
Unknown2006-07-27 14:00:33
...ummm... I said you'd know better... sheesh mellow.gif
Tzekelkan2006-07-27 14:25:09
It seems our trading partners don't like rogues. tongue.gif
Shayle2006-07-27 17:10:22
QUOTE(tzekelkan @ Jul 27 2006, 10:25 AM) 312103

It seems our trading partners don't like rogues. tongue.gif


No, no we don't.
/hijack

Quotes please.
Ashteru2006-07-27 17:21:00
(Geomancers): Helion says, "There's a bra laying about in Shallach."
(Geomancers): Verithrax says, "Is it something of mine, Helion?"
(Geomancers): You say, "No wonder they threw it away, then."
(Geomancers): Helion says, "Nah, Exarius'"
(Geomancers): You say, "See, I sensed the answer."
(Geomancers): You say, "I SENSED it."
(Geomancers): You say, "My psionic abilities start to expand over the normal level."
(Geomancers): Verithrax says, "Exarius'? Yeah, one would think the kind of person that drops bras in Shallach buys from him."
(Geomancers): You say, "Actually, one wouldn't even doubt he was involved in the removal of said bra."
(Geomancers): Arilyon says, "Hehe."
(Geomancers): Helion says, "Now the Bra is gone, and there are Boxers instead."
(Geomancers): Reyn says, "Why do you find lingerie so fascinating?"
(Geomancers): Helion says, "Why do I find them in Shallach, is my main question. I've no qualms in finding them in shops."
(Geomancers): Helion says, "But the orcs just don't strike me as the kind who would swing that way."
(Geomancers): Reyn says, "You never know."
(Geomancers): Verithrax says, "Yes. Orc women, much to my chagrin, don't wear bras."
(Geomancers): Reyn says, "...how do you know?"
(Geomancers): Verithrax says, "They never buy anything."
Unknown2006-07-27 17:49:07
laugh.gif the conversations that can come from that are numberless laugh.gif
Veonira2006-07-27 18:20:00
Arilyon's exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and she falls into a deep
sleep.
Your exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and you fall into a deep sleep.
You lose purchase on a wooly mammoth.

Arilyon opens her eyes and yawns mightily.



You roll on the floor, laughing.

Arilyon opens her eyes and yawns mightily.

Arilyon grumbles angrily.

Arilyon's exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and she falls into a deep
sleep.

Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury sticks out his tongue and says, "Damn
mortals and your need to sleep."


We are SO the same person. wub.gif
Shorlen2006-07-27 20:38:43
QUOTE(Veonira @ Jul 27 2006, 02:20 PM) 312152
We are SO the same person. wub.gif

Multiplayer sad.gif SHRUB!
Tzekelkan2006-07-27 22:05:12
(Market): Xavius says, "Transcendent alchemist for hire, serving Celest and
Glomdoring."

(Market): Kalodan says, "Transcendent alchemist for hire, serving Serenwilde
and Magnagora."

I was wondering when I would see that on market. laugh.gif
Xavius2006-07-27 22:18:36
QUOTE(tzekelkan @ Jul 27 2006, 05:05 PM) 312207

(Market): Xavius says, "Transcendent alchemist for hire, serving Celest and
Glomdoring."

(Market): Kalodan says, "Transcendent alchemist for hire, serving Serenwilde
and Magnagora."

I was wondering when I would see that on market. laugh.gif


'Cept, as an org, we can still fill for Mag. I'm just tired of their leaders. Enemy 'em all, I say.
Diamondais2006-07-27 22:32:44
You greet a white tailed doe with a sincere smile.
A soft feminine voice whispers in your head, "You can hear me."
A white tailed doe nuzzles Dylara.


Im there, but Im not! laugh.gif

Whoever coded the deers voices, I love you. Theyre wonderful wub.gif
Vauraugli2006-07-27 23:31:15
(Urth): Please welcome Dazryn who joins as a novice freshman!

(Urth): Cohli says, "Welcome, Urth Dazryn."

You tell Sanguinary Sycophant, Luciden d'Murani, "*whipcrack*."

Luciden tells you, "*nod*."

(Urth): Luciden says, "Welcome to the Nihilists, Urth Dazryn. Please read GHELP
URTH and make your way to the Megalith, if you have any questions, you may use
GNT ."


I love having undersecretaries. biggrin.gif
Luciden2006-07-28 00:04:26
QUOTE(Vauraugli @ Jul 27 2006, 07:31 PM) 312238

(Urth): Please welcome Dazryn who joins as a novice freshman!

(Urth): Cohli says, "Welcome, Urth Dazryn."

You tell Sanguinary Sycophant, Luciden d'Murani, "*whipcrack*."

Luciden tells you, "*nod*."

(Urth): Luciden says, "Welcome to the Nihilists, Urth Dazryn. Please read GHELP
URTH and make your way to the Megalith, if you have any questions, you may use
GNT ."
I love having undersecretaries. biggrin.gif




I saw this and just had to quote the conversation that followed: (I was teaching a novice the entire time and a bunch of people were spamming me with tells, so I edited those out to give you just the conversation)





You tell Mystagogue Vauraugli d'Erlette, Cardinal of Nil, "And, ah, I see, I
feel loved now happy.gif."

You tell Mystagogue Vauraugli d'Erlette, Cardinal of Nil, "Alright."
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Vauraugli tells you, "*crucify* Don't feel too loved! The Nihistlz must be all
dark and stufs, K?!"

You tell Mystagogue Vauraugli d'Erlette, Cardinal of Nil, "*rofl*."
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Vauraugli tells you, "You actually use my teaching system. Or a variant of it
anyways. So great to know it's getting use."

You tell Mystagogue Vauraugli d'Erlette, Cardinal of Nil, "Sorry sir! I mean! I
feel so unloved and hated! I'll go cut myself now!"

- l vau
(Vauraugli's description here, was just seeing if he was in the room.. which he was)

Vauraugli tells you, "Excellent. I request that you sob quietly and listen to
Linkin Park as you do so."
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You tell Mystagogue Vauraugli d'Erlette, Cardinal of Nil, "Ack, I didn't know
you were there! *hides*."
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Vauraugli tells you, "*inno*."
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You tell Mystagogue Vauraugli d'Erlette, Cardinal of Nil, "*rofl*."
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You tell Mystagogue Vauraugli d'Erlette, Cardinal of Nil, "*blush* go away, you
make me nervous!"
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You tell Mystagogue Vauraugli d'Erlette, Cardinal of Nil, ".. please.. I mean."
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You tell Mystagogue Vauraugli d'Erlette, Cardinal of Nil, "*wry*."
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Vauraugli tells you, "Damn right please."
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Vauraugli2006-07-28 00:06:43
I so knew that was going to get posted. doh.gif
Unknown2006-07-28 01:12:12
Glad to see the Nihilists are still kickin' it oldskool.
Dvyrus2006-07-28 02:06:58
This was pretty funny, I thought. Edited out useless spam for your pleasure.


You tell Apprentice Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech, "How I would love to go in and scare the local wildlife."
Feyrll tells you, "How cruel!"
Feyrll tells you, "Scaring wildlife with your appearance."
You tell Apprentice Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech, "..."
You tell Apprentice Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech, "Come here a moment."
The ground rumbles and splits open as a hideous archdemon crawls out and scuttles to your side, cringing and groveling at your feet.
Feyrll tells you, "I believe I shall not."
You open up a window in the cosmic fabric and search out Feyrll. Through the cosmic window, you see Feyrll at a panoramic view of the City.
You begin to wield a bloody symbol of pain in your left hand.

A panoramic view of the City.
Brass, bronze, and iron bells of tremendous girth fill the entire length and
breadth of this very constricted room. A magnificent view of Magnagora may be
obtained by peering over the skulls of various stone gargoyles that cast
watchful eyes in every direction over the city. A little to the south, the Great
Southern Highway meanders away past the City Gates. To the east, a multitude of
citizens can be seen assembled at the Atropos Plaza and spreading out directly
to the west is the Necropolis. A wooden ladder is affixed to one wall, offering
an unsteady exit below. Hanging down from the ceiling, a bell made out of solid
bronze is here. A subtle aura of blue flame emanates healing energy from a
shrine of obsidian stone.
You see a single exit leading down.

You incline your head politely to those around you.
Feyrll peers about herself unscrupulously.
<< She's shrouded, heh good job hiding! >>
Apprentice Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech says, "Blast, you can see me?"
You say, "Perhaps."
Apprentice Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech says, "Blast! I gave myself away?"
Holding a bloody symbol of pain before you, you make the Sign of Nifilhema at Feyrll, who is engulfed in bloody needles.
You point at Feyrll and shove your archdemon towards her. Wicked steel implements appear in his claws as he jumps on Feyrll and begins carving deeply and slowly into her flesh. She screams in abject agony during this obscene torture.
Apprentice Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech says, "Uhoh."
<< That uhoh was hilarious, she wasn't supposed to die! >>
Feyrll turns pallid and drops to the ground.
You have slain Feyrll.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
Feyrll drops some golden sovereigns onto the ground.
The voice of Avechna whispers in your mind a warning about initiating combat with Feyrll.
The soul of Feyrll swirls in the air like a sparkling whirlwind, then vanishes in a flash of chromatic colours.
You say, "Oh blast, she wasn't supposed to die."

Feyrll arrives from the down.
Apprentice Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech says, "Mm! You should apologize for killing me."
You say, "Fine, I apologize you did not manage to stop yourself from bleeding to death."