Poor Feyrll. who am I kidding.

And now we return you to our regularly scheduled program...More Horrid Novice Names:

Fatninja (Male Dracnari).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 17th of Dioni, 135 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He walks with Divine Grace.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

Seacrapper (Male Faeling).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 8th of Dioni, 135 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

Does someone create them for a living?

oh shit that second name almost made fall out of my chair!

Druidox (Male Mugwump).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 17th of Dioni, 135 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

I'm sure the guides are on it...

Tut tut. You're not meant to kill them.
Seems you need more instruction...

(Newbie): Karen says, "Kaddaj told me to come to the Pool of Stars... What am I
needing to do here?"
3008h, 2542m, 3017e, 10p, 10935en, 11670w elrxk-

(spam edited)

3008h, 2542m, 3017e, 10p, 10935en, 11670w elrxk-
(Newbie): Bobbins says, "You will need to receive your training and lessons
there. You will learn how to be a paladin."
3008h, 2542m, 3017e, 10p, 10935en, 11670w elrxk-
(Newbie): Andala says, "Erm."
3008h, 2542m, 3017e, 10p, 10935en, 11670w elrxk-
(Newbie): Karen says, "Is 'Paladin' my only choice?"
3008h, 2542m, 3017e, 10p, 10935en, 11670w elrxk-
(Newbie): Andala says, "You'll actually be learning how to become a Celestine."
3008h, 2542m, 3017e, 10p, 10935en, 11670w elrxk-
(Newbie): Bobbins says, "Oops."



wow...

Dear ol' Bobbins

(Spouts): Please welcome Assrape who joins as a novice freshman!

(Spouts): Monroe says, "Welcome Assrape!"

(Spouts): Doman says, "..."

(Spouts): Doman says, "..."

(Spouts): Gorphyte says, "Welcome!!!"

(Spouts): Monroe says, "Plese read GHELP SPOUTS to get you all started, just
don't overload yourself."

(Spouts): Sipelus says, "..."

(Spouts): Tami says, "..."

(Spouts): Sipelus says, "Oh, yes, did I miss you, guild."

(Spouts): Flarya says, "And you may want to read HELP NAMECHANGE."

(Spouts): Tami says, "Yeah, like now."

(Aquamancers): Tami says, "The very idea that name can be given is scary."

(Aquamancers): Monroe says, "His parents must'd LOVED him."

(Aquamancers): Myna says, "He simply forgot his real name and used the first
jumble of words that came to mind. The Portal of Fate messes with some people's
minds more than others."


Yes, someone is definately paid....sigh

Edit: Added a little more

Its back.


Wyrm Doryk, Ward of the Wyrd (Male Faeling).

2006/07/28 19:14:50 - Assrape stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.

Always bugs me, because Kaddaj with one less D becomes

Who?

Kadaj is a character from FF VII Advent Children. Everytime I see Kaddaj I always think of Kadaj :| I dislike that person's name.

The names that people got away with: Baka, Neko, Galadriel, Sothis...im sure there is many more.

Letting someone get away with Galadriel is a mortal sin. If you can be geeky enough to play a MUD and NOT know at least that much LotR, you should be thrown off a cliff.

Heh. Point me to that cliff, then. I had no idea who it was until you mentioned LotR. It clicked then, but I don't think that counts.

I've seen a lot of book/game/whatever names get through. Not going to say who, but it always bugs me when I see it. Sometimes they're pretty obscure so I can understand slipping by, but still.

Then again, it's probably in most people's best interest to not have a name as weird as mine.


EDIT: *points Druken to cliff* It's that one there, with all the spikes below it.

to be truthful I once had a alt named Kadaj with just the one d and got away with it

*hangs his head and follows Druken to the cliff*

*points Klauth to the cliff that Arcune and Druken are going to* Fall off too. Unless, you didn't know that Kadaj was a character from FF Advent Children otherwise...