Winter's King, Kalodan Faechild, Truth-Teller sings to Lyreth, "Ooooh honey cakes I seek you, from day and from night! I seek you in the morning, I'll seek you 'till last night! Oooh where has Shikari gone, who hunted with me? Oh honeycakes you beasties, IT'S YOU I SHALL EAT!!"

Chancellor Tekora Freewind, Japhelian Theologist says to Kalodan, "Please don't."

Gavriel gives a pained sigh.

Denwin gives a pained sigh.

"Ewwwwwwwww!" says Deas in disgust.

Narsrim wrinkles his nose and sniffs.

Tekora thumps himself on the forehead.

Narsrim takes some iridescent spores from a soft, crystal blue leather pack.
Narsrim sniffs at some iridescent spores, then suddenly sneezes.

Warden Deas Whytetower, Night's Terror says, "Dont allow him to screech."

Lyreth stares implacably at Kalodan.

Drill Sergeant Draston De'Unnero, Death Trooper says, "It is clear Lyreth is suffering, I don't beileve this is a time for levity."

Lyreth steps up to Kalodan and, in one smooth motion, backhands him viciously across the face.

Lyreth... Reminds me of Elcyrion

and

Ialie guildfavoured Torath for: as per the need to make him gr 5 and also because he is completely awesome he is a bookbinder and i will make him my library slave. he shall slave for me night and day making books until his hands blister and bleed and even then i will just rebandage them and send him back to the dungeon to make more. books books boooooks!

Priceless.

Amavan tells you, "Whether it is secret meetings until he decides to follow her again, or out right following. Nothing says love like a posioned dagger."

I said if I left Serenwilde he could have my Dagger, but not before I applied my trade to it and threw it at him. This is an OOC conversation.

Lady Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury says, "Pathetic creatures."

She is a demigod and stands far taller than the average Lusternian. His obsidian
coloured eyes glitter in the light while open, surrounded by the contrasting
pale red colour of his skin. Occasionally his eyes flare a crimson colour and
release a red mist which wreathes around his body. His fairly long, silver hair
drapes down past the well-defined features of his face: a hawkish nose and high
cheekbones which give him an almost noble appearance. She is wearing a cruel
crimson mask covered in black ritualistic markings, a fesix backpack, a jeweled
wedding band etched with merbloom, a silver ring bearing a family crest, a thick
platinum chained necklace bearing a red mask, a pair of Winged Sandals of Haste,
a flame shaped ring of fire opal, a flame shaped ring of fire opal, a flame
shaped ring of fire opal, an iron shackle bracelet, a pair of thin spectacles,
and flowing robes of midnight black.


Eep.

You begin a performance to act as a member of the opposite sex.

(The Kalas Legacy): Shakaya (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hmmm."

(The Kalas Legacy): Shakaya (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I wonder if I can take two gravediggers and a queen gravedigger."

Shakaya has been crushed to death by a monstrous gravedigger.
You see the death occur at the bottom of a crater.




Awww poor sis. Was funny though.

Fortunately time felt sorry for her and decided to backstep a little.

Hurrah for sympathetic time warps!

You drift into the dreams of Silimaur, coaxing his spirit to travel deeper and
deeper into the dreamrealm. The silver cord that connects him to his body is
stretched to its limit. As Silimaur's silver cord stretches and thins, you
quickly dart towards him and snap the silver cord.
As the body of Silimaur grows cold, you know that he will never awaken from his
sleep.
You have slain Silimaur.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Love you Shorlen!"

(Serenwilde): Selthar (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Wha' di' I walk in
on, now?"

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Shorlen repelling a Celestian raid in his sleep."

dreamweaving

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Shorlen looks like.. erm..."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Well, a woman..."

(Serenwilde): Kiarlea says, "Yep."

(Serenwilde): Laysus says, "You say that like it's unusual."

(Serenwilde): Kiarlea says, "Acts like one too."

(Serenwilde): Linwe says, "I know, wee! Another aunt! Hehe."

(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "Oh, woe is me! Mocked by my very comrades, my own family!"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "I think my mother referred to these sorts of people as "Faequeens"."

sq n
An emerald glow suffuses Shorlen, healing his wounds.
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Junction at a fishing pier.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A statue of a chicken stands here,
memorializing her noble spirit. There are 3 frost hags here. An oak sapling
clings tenaciously to the ground here. There are 4 centaur hunters here. Moon's
Tears, Laysus, Dancer in the Moonlight is here, shrouded. He wields a shield
bordered in moonstones in his left hand and an athame dagger in his right.
Serenguard Rinaari Mes'ard is here, shrouded. She wields a silvery-blue rapier
etched with gold in her left hand and a finely crafted rapier in her right.
The Inner Sea.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Crackling with blue lightning, the
Handmaiden of Shakiniel hovers in the air here. A magnificent white unicorn
stands here in silence, illuminating her surroundings with a gentle silver
glow. Shamarah is here, shrouded. He wields a shimmering bubble shield in his
left hand and a gleaming symbol of hope in his right. Lord Amaru La'Saet,
Archon of Starlight is here, shrouded. He wields the Symbol of Eternity in his
right hand. Lady Malicia La'Saet, Scion of Meridian is here. The soul of Varent
roams the land, bodiless. Grand Commander Sir, Kurama Dwarven Fury, Knight of
Dawn is here, shrouded. He wields a steel rapier bearing aquatic motifs in each
hand. Nonpareil, Admiral Forren Glacielle, Vindicator of Light is here,
shrouded. He wields the Pearl Staff of Rushing Water in his left hand and a
celestial aegis shield in his right.
You can see no further.
3500h, 4190m, 4220e, 10p, 16400en, 19970w xk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
3500h, 4190m, 4220e, 10p, 16400en, 19976w exk-
Junction at a fishing pier.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Glowing glyphs hang in the air here. A
statue of a chicken stands here, memorializing her noble spirit. There are 3
frost hags here. An oak sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. There
are 4 centaur hunters here. Serenguard Rinaari Mes'ard is here, shrouded. She
wields a silvery-blue rapier etched with gold in her left hand and a finely
crafted rapier in her right. Moon's Tears, Laysus, Dancer in the Moonlight is
here, shrouded. He wields a shield bordered in moonstones in his left hand and
an athame dagger in his right.
You see exits leading north and south.
Your movement causes your magical shield to dissipate.
3500h, 4145m, 4220e, 10p, 16398en, 19976w exk-n
The Inner Sea.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Crackling with blue lightning, the
Handmaiden of Shakiniel hovers in the air here. A magnificent white unicorn
stands here in silence, illuminating her surroundings with a gentle silver
glow. Shamarah is here, shrouded. He wields a shimmering bubble shield in his
left hand and a gleaming symbol of hope in his right. Lord Amaru La'Saet,
Archon of Starlight is here, shrouded. He wields the Symbol of Eternity in his
right hand. Grand Commander Sir, Kurama Dwarven Fury, Knight of Dawn is here,
shrouded. He wields a steel rapier bearing aquatic motifs in each hand. Lady
Malicia La'Saet, Scion of Meridian is here. Nonpareil, Admiral Forren
Glacielle, Vindicator of Light is here, shrouded. He wields the Pearl Staff of
Rushing Water in his left hand and a celestial aegis shield in his right.
You see exits leading northeast, south, west, and northwest.
3500h, 4145m, 4220e, 10p, 16396en, 19976w exk-pen
(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "Seren/Celest fighting."
3500h, 4145m, 4220e, 10p, 16396en, 19982w exk-sit
Spreading your arms wide, you spin clockwise and visualize a circle of
protection. A shimmering white orb springs up around you.
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SHIELD-SHIELD-SHIELD----------------SHIELD-SHIELD-SHIELD--------------SHIELD-SHIELD-SHIELD
A sprite flies up and places a hand on your head, channeling mana to you.
3500h, 4220m, 4220e, 10p, 16396en, 19952w xk-
You sit yourself down.
3500h, 4220m, 4220e, 10p, 16396en, 19952w xkp-
Malicia jerks slightly as the air fills with sparkling motes of bright light.
You sense Silimaur pulling on the strands of aether surrounding Malicia.
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TELEPORT Silimaur TELEPORT Silimaur TELEPORT Silimaur
TELEPORT Silimaur TELEPORT Silimaur TELEPORT Silimaur
With a telepathic giggle, a pooka tells you that he is in control of Amaru's
actions.
A brownie runs up and tickles Amaru's sides.
Drawing back on his tiny bow, a pixie shoots an arrow straight at Amaru.
A banshee stares at Amaru, then suddenly emits a high-pitched screech at him,
causing the colour to drain from his face.
The crone crosses her shriveled arms and turns her dark, penetrating gaze upon
Amaru.
3500h, 4220m, 4220e, 10p, 16400en, 19952w xkp-
Amaru clenches his fists and grits his teeth.
3500h, 4220m, 4220e, 10p, 16400en, 19952w xkp-"well crud
Amaru takes a drink from an onyx vial.
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Malicia's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Malicia moves over to block the south exit.
3500h, 4220m, 4220e, 10p, 16400en, 19952w xkp-
You say, "Well crud."
3500h, 4220m, 4220e, 10p, 16400en, 19952w xkp-
Malicia takes a long drag off her pipe.
3500h, 4220m, 4220e, 10p, 16400en, 19958w xkp-
You have recovered equilibrium.
3500h, 4220m, 4220e, 10p, 16400en, 19958w exkp-
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
3500h, 4220m, 4220e, 10p, 16400en, 19958w exk-leap s
Forren's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Forren's attack rebounds off your magical shield.
3500h, 4220m, 4220e, 10p, 16400en, 19958w exk-
Kurama razes your magical shield with a steel rapier bearing aquatic motifs.
3500h, 4220m, 4220e, 10p, 16400en, 19958w exk-
With a focused look, Kurama strikes at you with a steel rapier bearing aquatic
motifs. You are merely clipped on your left arm for a small cut.
3348h, 4220m, 4220e, 10p, 16400en, 19958w exk-
You bunch your powerful muscles and launch yourself in a majestic leap
southwards.
Junction at a fishing pier.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Glowing glyphs hang in the air here. A
statue of a chicken stands here, memorializing her noble spirit. There are 3
frost hags here. An oak sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. There
are 4 centaur hunters here. Serenguard Rinaari Mes'ard is here, shrouded. She
wields a silvery-blue rapier etched with gold in her left hand and a finely
crafted rapier in her right. Moon's Tears, Laysus, Dancer in the Moonlight is
here, shrouded. He wields a shield bordered in moonstones in his left hand and
an athame dagger in his right.
You see exits leading north and south.
3348h, 4220m, 4220e, 10p, 16348en, 19958w ek-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
3348h, 4220m, 4220e, 10p, 16348en, 19958w exk-
Rinaari blinks.


Whew. Last time I did that, I died. That was Magnagora though. I hate squint now.

Regarding heads on spikes and as trophies on walls:

(Hartstone): Saran says, "I don't know how long I'd be able to resist
ventriloquating them."

Come on, the chance to make the heads of random people greet random people(i.e newbies *eye valarien*), warning them of the veangence of serenwilde.

They really need Illusionists to be able to attach Magicmouths to objects so when people walk into the room it looks the object is talking.

Warden Thul d'Illici, the Black Wing says, "...oh. Reminds me. I've decided that Lyreth needs to burn and die."

Warden Thul d'Illici, the Black Wing says, "That Dramatics crap He let loose on the Basin lets you masquerade as a member of the opposite sex. It's just disturbing to see Lady Valarien flitting about..."

Warden Thul d'Illici, the Black Wing says, "Oh, that, and he made the Tree talk."

Aiwendil d'Illici says, "Eww."

You ask, "Who did?"

Warden Thul d'Illici, the Black Wing says, "Valarien with this new Dramatics stuff... ventriolquism is evil."

You say, "Well."

You say, "Just kill him."

Aiwendil d'Illici asks, "What? Hurt a lady?"

Warden Thul d'Illici, the Black Wing says, "If he walks around with breasts bigger than his head again, he's going into the gaping knothole."

Is there exactly one member of each org that's having far too much fun with that skill?

Yes.

Who's the Magnagoran? Kaervas?

Yes.