Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Ekard2005-11-08 23:27:00
Grand Inquisitor Shinza Tharedia, Huntress of Celest says, "Ekard's level 95 or
something."

You say, "I wish!"

You say, "Only 89th."

Lady General Kelly McCloud, Veradin of Honour says, "Only."

You nod your head emphatically.

Grand Inquisitor Shinza Tharedia, Huntress of Celest says, "Is that all? You've
gotten slack."

Lady General Kelly McCloud, Veradin of Honour says, "Yeah, don't ask me.. I
don't even remember the last time I hunted."

You say, "I jsut becomed guild champion and power ministry add 2 cartels to
that heh."

Shinza smirks.

You say, "And thats why guild oficials should get peyment but its another topic
heh."

Grand Inquisitor Shinza Tharedia, Huntress of Celest says, "We so should."

You say, "We dont have time for making gold."

Grand Inquisitor Shinza Tharedia, Huntress of Celest says, "I'm probably the
poorest person in here."

Shinza nods her head in agreement.

You pat Shinza in a friendly manner.

Lady General Kelly McCloud, Veradin of Honour says, "Well, if you're
volunteering to give us a salary, I'm all for it."

Kelly nudges you suggestively.

Grand Inquisitor Shinza Tharedia, Huntress of Celest says, "Good idea."

Grand Inquisitor Shinza Tharedia, Huntress of Celest says, "I will implement it
right now."

Shinza leaves to the archives to compose some text.

Shinza nods her head emphatically.

Grand Inquisitor Shinza Tharedia, Huntress of Celest says, "Ghelp salary."

Composed by: Shinza
Composed on: 2005/11/08 23:22 GMT

As of now, the Guild Champion is responsible for providing remuneration
to the Guild Master and Guild Administrator at the rate of 50,000 gold
annually, by decree of Grand Inquisitor Shinza Tharedia.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

You say, "I'm not playing like this!"

Shinza's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Kelly peers about herself unscrupulously.

Lady General Kelly McCloud, Veradin of Honour says, "Dunno, I like it.."
Unknown2005-11-08 23:27:16
(Serenwilde): Raxilin says, "And now that I'm pregnant we can have a wedding."

Nice
Kiarlea2005-11-08 23:39:49
Gregori Mes'ard says to Klia, "You shall soon be my son in law. Another reason
for me to be proud as you are a very good person and I hope you find the same
happiness in this occasion. A few words of wisdom from an old man though. In our
family there are three key phrases to remember with your soon to be new wife. "I
am sorry.", "You are right.", and "I love you.""
Kiarlea2005-11-09 00:08:11
Skygazer Aerenna says, "I am gaing to Help mrs Trundle and her cubs. Have to
gIve an erample to thE youungest, yos seee."

Aerenna sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Unknown2005-11-09 01:26:11
The air around the Seal of Justice ripples visibly.
2068h, 2848m, 2224e, 10p ex-

The smell of decay assaults your nostrils.

The Seal farted. o.O
Nymerya2005-11-09 01:45:20
Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette says, "A second body? Somebody find Hajamin, we could do with dumping His soul into the seals with Kethuru and putting a more proper God in His place."
Unknown2005-11-09 02:48:05
Watching Celest try to raid is like watching a group of mentally challenged children playing basketball.

Amusing... but sad.

QUOTE
Brenon has been slain by the might of a plague lord.
You see the death occur at Acknor Road.
Brenon has been slain by the might of a plague lord.
You see the death occur at Acknor Road.

Airees has been slain by the might of a plague lord.
You see the death occur at Acknor Road.

Atherius has been slain by the might of a plague lord.
You see the death occur at Acknor Road.
Atherius has been slain by the might of a plague lord.
You see the death occur at Acknor Road.
Airees has been slain by the might of a plague lord.
You see the death occur at Acknor Road.

Larskak has been slain by the might of a plague lord.
You see the death occur at Acknor Road.
Unknown2005-11-09 03:51:43
QUOTE
The Moonhart Mother Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Singing
a hauntingly beautiful melody, Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart, stands here.
Towering high above is the Moonhart Mother Tree, stretching her enormous
branches heavenwards. A birch sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here.
Hackles risen, a fierce timberwolf prowls about here. There are 2 small screech
owls here. There are 3 white and brown speckled ponys here. A sigil in the shape
of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are 4 striped badgers
here. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a
living totem. There are 5 centaur hunters here. A tamed dashro sits on the
ground here resting. A giant jovial wombat stands here on all fours. A tame
wakabi lounges here, preening its feathers without a care in the world.
Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle. Spreading its majestic golden
wings, a great eagle searches the ground with piercing eyes. There is a campfire
here, roaring merrily. Serenguard Gero is here. He wields a master blacksmith's
hammer in each hand. Spirit Ranger, Letho Vryce, Wolverine Hunter is here,
shrouded. He wields a blackened steel katana in his left hand. Seeker of the
Moon, Torin is here. He wields a nature talisman in his left hand. Druidess
Adrienne Mes'ard, of the Hart is here, shrouded. She wields a golden sickle in
her left hand. Nisk, Seren Brave is here. He wields a shimmering shortsword
etched with leaves in each hand.
You see exits leading north and south.
4708h, 2606m, 3340e, 10p elrx-motto

You are filled with proud joy as you declaim, "Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade
says, "Hot and wet.""
Unknown2005-11-09 03:54:04
On a related note.

QUOTE
<>: Raan says, "I am adding that to the end of the guild oath."

<>: Malicia says, "I'll run you through."

<>: Malicia says, "!"

<>: You say, "Kinky."

<>: You say, "God Mali, control yourself."

<>: You say, "Its still early in the morning."
Richter2005-11-09 03:59:30
Penelope leaves to the north.
She is followed by Nocturne, the morphling, a dwarven pilgrim, a taurian
pilgrim, a loboshigaru pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, a
loboshigaru pilgrim, a dwarven pilgrim, a taurian pilgrim, a nymph bound in
shadows, a sprite bound in shadows, a leprechaun bound in shadows, a barghest, a
brownie bound in shadows, a sylph bound in shadows, a pigwidgeon bound in
shadows, a pixie bound in shadows, a redcap, a banshee bound in shadows, a
willowisp bound in shadows, a slaugh, and a pooka bound in shadows.
Xenthos2005-11-09 04:00:13
Folken has been slain by the might of Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade.
Joli2005-11-09 04:15:51

Archon Richter Carthan shouts, "Seeking celestians with star link, paying 5000 gold for a bit of your time."

Archon Richter Carthan shouts, "Chance for you to help your city as well, pleasecontact me soonish."

Serenguard Gero shouts, "Im pretty sure soonish isnt a time."

The throaty growl of Shikari, the Predator resonates around you, "And I, Gero, am pretty sure I dislike pedants."

I learned a new word.

ped·ant
n.

1. One who pays undue attention to book learning and formal rules.
2. One who exhibits one's learning or scholarship ostentatiously.
3. Obsolete. A schoolmaster.
Joli2005-11-09 04:41:17
3290h, 3765m, 4236e, 10p, 12610en, 14590w eSilrx-
Great gouts of multicolour light converge and release an enormous explosion of
power. You scream soundlessly as your flesh is scoured from your bones.
Barlas has been slain by a power node.
Balizar has been slain by a power node.

Balizar drops the corpse of a cow.
Balizar drops the corpse of a cow.
Balizar drops the corpse of a cow.
Balizar drops the corpse of a cow.
Balizar drops the corpse of a cow.
Balizar drops the corpse of a cow.
Balizar drops the corpse of a cow.
Balizar drops the corpse of a cow.
Balizar drops the corpse of a cow.
Balizar drops the corpse of a cow.
A ghostly form rises from Balizar's body followed by a bright flash. A new
breathing body appears around the form, restoring him from certain death.
Nymerya has been slain by a power node.
Ashar has been slain by a power node.

Ashar drops some golden sovereigns onto the ground.
Shaylen has been slain by a power node.
Shaylen drops a blank rune stone.
A ghostly form rises from Shaylen's body followed by a bright flash. A new
breathing body appears around the form, restoring her from certain death.
Balizar has been slain by a power node.
Gregori has been slain by a power node.
Diamante has been slain by a power node.

Diamante drops some golden sovereigns onto the ground.
A ghostly form rises from Diamante's body followed by a bright flash. A new
breathing body appears around the form, restoring him from certain death.
Kyleel has been slain by a power node.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a morbidly-tainted grub.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a morbidly-tainted grub.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a morbidly-tainted grub.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a morbidly-tainted grub.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a morbidly-tainted grub.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a huge lindwyrm.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a huge lindwyrm.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a huge lindwyrm.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a huge lindwyrm.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a stainless steel goat.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a stainless steel goat.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a stainless steel goat.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a stainless steel goat.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a stainless steel goat.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Kyleel drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
A ghostly form rises from Kyleel's body followed by a bright flash. A new
breathing body appears around the form, restoring her from certain death.
Richter has been slain by a power node.
Shaylen has been slain by a power node.

You reach over to comfort Shaylen as she falls to the level of Impregnable.
A power node melts away into nothing, and a ghostly outline of the Hand of
Tzaraziko rises up and spins in the air before fading away.
2471h, 2697m, 0e, 10p, 12610en, 14590w eSilrx-

I thought this was awesome. THANK YOU FORCEFIELD! biggrin.gif
Munsia2005-11-09 10:23:28
The following beings are in your entourage:
A taurian pilgrim#3413, a taurian pilgrim#4574, a mugwump pilgrim#3418, a
taurian pilgrim#3420, a cow#99, an aslaran pilgrim#86105, a dwarven pilgrim#3778
, a mugwump pilgrim#3787, an aslaran pilgrim#86182, a loboshigaru pilgrim#4573,
a thoughtful scholar#38519, a thoughtful scholar#46487, a thoughtful
scholar#46209, a thoughtful scholar#47581, a thoughtful scholar#47208, a
thoughtful scholar#47398, a thoughtful scholar#44029, a thoughtful scholar#45697
, a thoughtful scholar#46945, a dwarven pilgrim#3409, a cow#90, an aslaran
pilgrim#86168, a mugwump pilgrim#1510, a loboshigaru pilgrim#3407, a cow#91, a
taurian pilgrim#3408, a cow#93, a cow#92, a cow#97, a cow#98, a cow#103, a
cow#101, a loboshigaru pilgrim#3419, a cow#100, a cow#10872, a cow#10257, a
cow#105, a cow#106, a cow#108, a cow#104, an aslaran pilgrim#86149, a cow#89, a
cow#84, a majestic stag#9074, a cow#87, a cow#86, a cow#88, a dwarven
pilgrim#4575, a cow#107.
The following players are in your entourage:
22 cows. 17 pilgrims. 9 scholars. 1 stag
edit: 16 karma and 4140 gold
Cairam2005-11-10 00:56:16
QUOTE
Cairam Xandul: hehe
Cairam Xandul: Hmm, whips...
Cairam Xandul: You want Cairam to be a dominatrix.
CelticElfen: It's the image I have of her in my head when I look at your sig, I can't help it. tongue.gif
Cairam Xandul: hehe
Cairam Xandul: Bad... So bad.
Ashteru2005-11-10 00:56:46
Cairam, Ashs Snugglepillow says, "Everyone bow to Ashteru, Lord of Creation and Cuteness!"
Etanru, Ashies Lapdog exclaims, "Oh, how we all love Ash! We'll call Glomdoring Ashteruing from now on, by Ash!!!"

There, you have your quotes.


EDIT: And we weren't talking about what you might believe... glare.gif We thought about ways how to RP our chars in the future.


The whips were just a joke. ninja.gif
Xenthos2005-11-10 00:58:53
QUOTE(Ashteru @ Nov 9 2005, 08:56 PM)
Cairam, Ashs Snugglepillow says, "Everyone bow to Ashteru, Lord of Creation and Cuteness!"
Etanru, Ashies Lapdog exclaims, "Oh, how we all love Ash! We'll call Glomdoring Ashteruing from now on, by Ash!!!"

There, you have your quotes.
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Ashteru has been slain by the might of Keeper of the Bones, Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist.
Shorlen2005-11-10 07:20:07
(Orators of the Serenwilde): Asmoth says, "Conflict of interest, my only
interests are women, food and scantily clad women, so serenwilde is perfect."
Tsuki2005-11-10 13:09:54
Lack of sleep begins to make everything amusing:

Rizzen tells you, "This is so boringgggg .. It's a wonder I'm not snoringggg...
scraping off the paint! .. Cos I hate it like Taint!.... Just leave me a canvas
cos that'd be neat! ... Then I can paint something else and that'd be sweet! doo
bee dooo!!"

Rizzen tells you, "4 paintings upon the wall, 4 paintings hung, if i scrap one,
just for fun, a blank canvas for me is sure to fall!"

-----

Quartzling Eyod Mes'ard, Moondust's Sage says, "The rockeater is cursed, it's
the only logical explaination."

-----

(Moondancers): Eyod (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Sparkly things are
incredibly distracting."

-----

During a conversation...
A plump wild rabbit hops in from the east.

Sivriel tickles a plump wild rabbit mercilessly!

Elcyrion peers at Sivriel unscrupulously.

Sivriel hums a happy tune.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say, "My sister seems compelled to tickle things, oddly enough. I wonder if
there isn't a brownie in her ancestry."

You peer at Sivriel unscrupulously.

Sivriel giggles happily.

And a bit later...
The corporeal form of Elcyrion scatters on the winds, leaving faint whispers of
billowing air that quickly settle into silence.

Sivriel Mes'ard, Moonlit Maiden says, "There, didn't tickle him."

You laugh melodically at Sivriel.

Sivriel Mes'ard, Moonlit Maiden says, "Was lots difficult."

You say to Sivriel, "Remarkable restraint on your part."

Sivriel wipes the back of her hand across her brow in relief.
Tsuki2005-11-10 14:58:08
Liked this too:


You ask Sivriel, "Did you show him your ring idea?"

Sivriel nods her head at you.

Laysus nods his head emphatically.

Laysus's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

Sivriel Mes'ard, Moonlit Maiden says, "He hasn't said anything about the yellow
sapphire."

Sivriel gives Laysus the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

You peer at Laysus unscrupulously.

Laysus shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Sivriel Mes'ard, Moonlit Maiden says, "Only that he liked the blue."

The corners of Sivriel's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Laysus L'Eternae smiles impishly and says, "I chose to diplomatically state that
I like the blue bit and say nothing about the yellow."

Sivriel flaps her arms madly.

Laysus snuggles up close to Sivriel, looking happy and content.

Sivriel Mes'ard, Moonlit Maiden says, "You have to tell me what you don't like."

Sivriel Mes'ard, Moonlit Maiden says, "You're going to end up wearing it!"

Sivriel flaps her arms madly.

The corners of Laysus's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Laysus gives Sivriel a lecherous smooch.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Laysus L'Eternae smiles impishly and says, "Yellow's not my favourite colour."

Sivriel Mes'ard, Moonlit Maiden says, "See! that wasn't difficult?"

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

"Hmph!" Sivriel snorts.

Laysus tickles Sivriel mercilessly!

"Pish posh," says Sivriel with a dismissive wave of her hand.

Sivriel hops about madly.

Laysus pounces on Sivriel, sending Sivriel rolling head over heels with him.

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You shift your eyes over Laysus, suspicious about exactly what he has been
doing.

You shift your eyes over Sivriel, suspicious about exactly what she has been
doing.

You ask, "Do I have any nieces or nephews running around from you two?"

Laysus shakes his head.

Sivriel nods her head emphatically.

Laysus L'Eternae says, "Not that I know of, at least."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Laysus peers at Sivriel unscrupulously.

"Ummmm," Sivriel says uncertainly.

Sivriel Mes'ard, Moonlit Maiden says, "I meant the other thing, wait."

Sivriel shakes her head.

Sivriel nods her head emphatically.

Sivriel shakes her head.

Sivriel shakes her head.

The corners of Laysus's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You double over in laughter, wiping the tears from your eyes.

Laysus snuggles up close to Sivriel, looking happy and content.