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by Viravain

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Athana2006-08-04 04:22:31
4899h, 7039m, 5923e, 8p exk<>---/21:16:59.599/ diagnose

You are:
suffering 2 burst blood vessels.
an insomniac.


yadda yadda...

Raizan turns pallid and drops to the ground.
You have slain Raizan.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.

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Raizan tells you, "No sap cure but you were dead, so close."

roflmao.gif
Sarrasri2006-08-04 04:31:04
QUOTE
Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "No, no, I freely admit that I shed.
You can see the evidence everywhere!"

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire exclaims, "I'm not denying it any more! I
SHED!"

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Charune's Jade Huntress, Vix Talnara, Treasure of the Seren says, "Damn."

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Oh, and I have fleas too."


The truth is out. ninja.gif
Shiri2006-08-04 04:35:57
Damn you Viiiix! explode.gif
Xenthos2006-08-04 04:52:49
QUOTE(Shiri @ Aug 4 2006, 12:35 AM) 314731

Damn you Viiiix! explode.gif

It wasn't Vix- she said something else in there!
Shiri2006-08-04 05:10:51
That was me impersonating her. tongue.gif She was impersonating me too, see.

I was a lot nicer about it though. sad.gif
Unknown2006-08-04 07:28:05
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3500h, 4940m, 4460e, 10p, 15570en, 23578w exk-sip frost

You may drink another purgative or curing potion.
3500h, 4940m, 4460e, 10p, 15570en, 23584w exk-
You cannot drink from a frost hag.


That just caught me as cute.
Kiarlea2006-08-04 09:55:35
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Aug 2 2006, 01:49 PM) 313863

I TOLD HER you didn't like girls, but she INSISTED that you might and that she was going to try anyway. Now she says I never warned her sad.gif


QUOTE(Shiri @ Aug 2 2006, 01:51 PM) 313866

Omg, she asked me too, and I told her...now she better listen to me! sleep.gif



I told her too! I told her first! Silly girl.


And for my funny....

Zenji cocks back his arm and throws an athame dagger at your the Megalith of Doom.
Rinaari blinks.
"Erk!" Zenji says with a grimace.
Spreading his arms wide, Zenji spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb springs up around him.
Moon Wisdom Zenji, the Silver Watcher says, "Heathen!"
Serenguard Rinaari Mes'ard says to you, "You own the Megalith?"
Rinaari puts her hands on her hips and goes "Hmmm!"
Serenguard Rinaari Mes'ard says to you, "Throw it into the Pool of Stars!"
Shiri2006-08-04 10:07:49
Maybe THAT will seal Kethuru once and for all.
Kiarlea2006-08-04 10:28:13
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Aug 4 2006, 03:39 AM) 314457

Best. Summary. Ever.

(Serenwilde): Shyandai says, "War?...What caused this strife?"

(Serenwilde): Klia says, "People said do t'is, we said no, t'ey said do it or
DIE!, we said ummm bite me? and t'ey said Die Warmongers!!!"


Gotta love mah big igasho! wub.gif
Kiarlea2006-08-04 11:27:45
(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Ademina says, "I NEEED A husband!"

(Market): You say, "Buying a husband for my youngest daughter."

(Market): Ademina says, "Mooooom!"

Silimaur tells you, "How muc you paying."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "Oh gross."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "Hahaha, what do you think of Silimaur?"

Sir Silimaur, Lights Judgement (Male Taurian).
He is 70 years old, having been born on the 4th of Estar, 83 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 54th in Lusternia.
He has triumphed 1 time in the combat rankings.
He is an extremely credible character.
He holds the position of a Starknight in the Paladins.
He is an Elemental Tracker in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is an enemy of your commune.
He is an enemy of your guild.
He is a member of the clan called 'D'varsha's Circuit.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Disciples of Klangratch.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Armies of Light.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His warcry: 'I am your redemtion!'
He is considered to be approximately 200% of your might.
He is a founder of the Telemnar family.
He survived the horror of Kethuru when creation was threatened.

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Ademina says, "I actually have killed him once."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "There we go, a potential."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Ademina says, "With the help or a few friends."

You tell Sir Silimaur, Lights Judgement, "*grin* Apart from the fact that it would have to wait till after the war? And the fact that she's helped kill you before? I think it might take me paying her too."
Tsuki2006-08-04 11:35:30
Psh, Kia. You're not buying her a husband, you're renting breeding stock.
Kiarlea2006-08-04 11:41:27
Shh, don't tell the kids or I'll never marry her off.

*tip-toes away*
Diamondais2006-08-04 11:48:28
QUOTE(Kiarlea @ Aug 4 2006, 07:41 AM) 314858

Shh, don't tell the kids or I'll never marry her off.

*tip-toes away*

... fear.gif Im scared now..
Kiarlea2006-08-04 11:50:04
Heheh, Ademina asked me to do it!
Diamondais2006-08-04 11:57:34
Its Kiarlea quote day:

QUOTE
(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Kiarlea says, "Rinaari and Cirenya joined the family in the same way once, precluded by me going, HEY, can I keep you?!"
Kiarlea2006-08-04 11:58:31
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Rauros2006-08-04 16:48:39
CELEST NEWS #1673
Date: 8/4/2006 at 15:36
From: Harbinger of the Song, Squire Soll, of the Armies of Light
To : *DELETED*
Subj: Snuggles.

***, Snuggles has not made an aggressive action against Celest
during this war, *** *** ***.

As to your jest about Snuggles and woman, I find that *** *** ****.
-Soll.

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Shanthin, in the year 153 CE.


Soll, wub.gif wub.gif wub.gif Can I call him Snuggles too?
Veonira2006-08-04 16:52:51
(Pupils): Please welcome Canavaro who joins as a novice freshman!

(Pupils): You say, "Welcome to the Geomancers, Canavaro."

** five seconds later**

(Pupils): Canavaro says, "So where is the commune."

guh?
Unknown2006-08-04 20:43:45
I like the name wub.gif

Go Viscanti/Magnagoran with Italian sounding names biggrin.gif
Unknown2006-08-04 21:00:05
You pet an immense parrot ingratiatingly.
An immense parrot exclaims, "Do something useful and bring me a dog! You lazy viscanti!"

You give an immense parrot the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.
An immense parrot exclaims, "Dog brains are good! Yummy! Yummy!"


He called me lazy...sheesh, stupid parrot.