Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Shyshaeia2006-08-04 21:23:41

(Celest): Shamarah says, "Anyone know what you can do with the various objects
in the Paavik mansion? Push, pull, touch, turn, and anything else?"

(Celest): Gyorn says, "Cool. I didn't know that."

(Celest): Lyreth says, "I suppose you could fondle them as well but that
wouldn't really get you anywhere."

(Celest): Gyorn says, "Heh."

(Celest): Forren (from the Astral Plane) says, "I suppose not."

(Celest): Shamarah says, "I'm sure you could do all kinds of odd things to
them, yes."

(Celest): Gyorn says, "Well... let's hope not anyway."

(Celest): Jenoa says, "Well, if you're into it, Lord Lyreth, it might."
Arix2006-08-04 22:03:00
QUOTE
He called me lazy...sheesh, stupid parrot.


yes,Tervic can be quite rude sometimes
Ashteru2006-08-04 22:14:18
QUOTE(Arix @ Aug 4 2006, 10:03 PM) 315155

yes,Tervic can be quite rude sometimes

That joke got old...by the time you started ninjaing me with it.
Unknown2006-08-04 22:38:44
QUOTE(Sarvasti @ Aug 4 2006, 04:00 PM) 315114

You pet an immense parrot ingratiatingly.
An immense parrot exclaims, "Do something useful and bring me a dog! You lazy viscanti!"

You give an immense parrot the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.
An immense parrot exclaims, "Dog brains are good! Yummy! Yummy!"
He called me lazy...sheesh, stupid parrot.

TAINTED TERVIC OF DOOM!
Xavius2006-08-05 01:21:38
Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "Yummmdiddlyumptious."
Xenthos2006-08-05 01:25:57
QUOTE(Xavius @ Aug 4 2006, 09:21 PM) 315267

Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "Yummmdiddlyumptious."

Hmph.

Caighan, Wandering Chef (Male Faeling).
He is 47 years old, having been born on the 18th of Dvarsh, 106 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 438th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Seeker of Avechna in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a member of the clan called 'Twilight Delights Cooking Cartel.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Mirh Barosi.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Crimson Triangle.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'Mmmmm.....thats yummmmdiddlyumptious!'
He is deemed an Apprentice by the Bardic Council of Vesteran Honours.
He is considered to be approximately 25% of your might.
He has been divorced 2 times.
He is a first generation member of the Drakonis family.
He is a Slave Master of Angkrag.
In Acknor, he helped the orcs raise a new chieftain.
Rauros2006-08-05 02:59:15
He used 4 m's, you only used 3. It does make a difference. tongue.gif
Xenthos2006-08-05 03:16:05
QUOTE(Rauros @ Aug 4 2006, 10:59 PM) 315310

He used 4 m's, you only used 3. It does make a difference. tongue.gif

Sorry, when there are that many m's in a row, it's difficult to figure out the total! happy.gif
Rauros2006-08-05 03:34:02
You would be perfect, then, as a referee. They have trouble counting to 3 also.
Unknown2006-08-05 04:01:54
A single note sung by a heart-breakingly beautiful voice carries to you on the
wind, bringing with it a shower of incandescent motes. As the song fades away
into the ether, the glowing wisps of light solidify, taking on the form of
Lyreth.
2853h, 2973m, 3267e, 10p ex-

Lyreth ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."
2853h, 2973m, 3267e, 10p ex-

Lyreth stumbles and pokes Himself in the eye.
2853h, 2973m, 3267e, 10p ex-

A quiet kitten's mew sounds out nearby.
2853h, 2973m, 3267e, 10p ex-

Lyreth looks about Himself suspiciously.
2853h, 2973m, 3267e, 10p ex-

Lyreth lifts His head to the sky and belts a single, achingly beautiful note
into the wind. Before you can blink, He collapses into a cascade of incandescent
motes and evaporates into the ether.


rolleyes.gif
Unknown2006-08-05 09:24:02
Something my newest Alt. heard tongue.gif


The firmament reverberates as the voice of Charune, the Lord of the Hunt
resounds, "Interesting, Celest declares war and its Divine Consulate fights it.
Celest really has proven its worth in battle then, when they have to run to an
Elder for salvation."
- blink
You blink.
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "And also Night and Crow."
- shoutson
You will begin listening to shouts again.
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "Oh, that's a God shouting
about something or other."
- laugh
You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "Some spirits require
specific times and places to bond."
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "Like Rock."
- say somewhere rocky?
You say, in Elfen, "Somewhere rocky?"
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "You must be in the
mountains to bond with Rock."
- laugh
You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
- say ah
You say, in Elfen, "Ah."
- ab totems rock
Syntax: SPIRITBOND ROCK
SPIRITRELEASE ROCK
Nothing is more immovable than Old Man Rock and bonding with him will help stop
unwanted summons.
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "And Crow and Night are
both tainted spirits."
- ahem
You clear your throat in an attempt to gain the attention of those around you.
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "Hm?"
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "Oh, you know that
already?"
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "Right."
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "Planar."
-
Continuing the hunt for his dark mate, Father Sun presses forward in his
journey, lowering himself in the sky yet still casting even, full light upon
the land.
- nod
You nod your head emphatically.
-
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "That's 25 lessons in
that."
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "So you can learn to make
a personal extraplanar Rift."
-
The deep, melodious voice of Lyreth carries to you on the winds, "Perhaps the
little one should watch where he wanders with his dreambody more closely. I do
not take kindly to such behaviour in My presence."

- blink

You blink.
- learn 15 planar from selthar
You request of Selthar, that he imparts some of his knowledge of Planar to you.
-
Selthar bows to you and commences the lesson in Planar.
-
An overpoweringly strong male voice shouts, "Celestians run too fast to see
where they are running to - I did not even know You were in the realms."
-
Regarding you thoughtfully, Selthar gives you a slight nod and commences your
instruction in the mysteries of the Planar discipline, beginning with the basic
principles of travel using the aether.
-
Selthar explains to you the theory of the structure of the Planes, and warns
you that without adequate training, survival upon the higher Planes is
impossible, and therefore should not be attempted.
-
"The uses of Planar abilities are not limited to travel between Planes using
Gates," Selthar tells you. He explains how some can be used to translocate,
eventually between the Planes, to another person or a Nexus of Power, as well
as the link between your Planar training and your Aetherwave communications.
-
With a series of movements, and a look of concentration on his face, Selthar
opens a Planar Gateway before you, indicating for you to examine it. "In time,"
he says, "you will be able to open Gateways to other Planes yourself, given
sufficient training."
-
Selthar explains that with further training, you will be able to block access
to Gateways using a distortion field, preventing their use. Finally, informing
you that woven Gateways can also be unwoven with enough skill, he destroys the
Gateway before you.
-
Selthar bows to you - the lesson in Planar is over.
Your skill in Planar has risen to Novice.
- say are they always like that?
You say, in Elfen, "Are they always like that?"
- learn 10 planar from selthar
You request of Selthar, that he imparts some of his knowledge of Planar to you.
-
Selthar bows to you and commences the lesson in Planar.
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "The Gods?"
-
Regarding you thoughtfully, Selthar gives you a slight nod and commences your
instruction in the mysteries of the Planar discipline, beginning with the basic
principles of travel using the aether.
-
(Newbie): Ixaji says, "I created a fink warrior with mother mucka but i dont
seem to have completed the honours quest, someone please help."
-
Selthar explains to you the theory of the structure of the Planes, and warns
you that without adequate training, survival upon the higher Planes is
impossible, and therefore should not be attempted.
- say the people shouting
You say, in Elfen, "The people shouting."
-
A powerful male voice shouts, "Then perhaps you should open your eyes to watch,
you did not open them while taking on this war."
-
"The uses of Planar abilities are not limited to travel between Planes using
Gates," Selthar tells you. He explains how some can be used to translocate,
eventually between the Planes, to another person or a Nexus of Power, as well
as the link between your Planar training and your Aetherwave communications.
- say point
You say, in Elfen, "Point."
- laugh

With a series of movements, and a look of concentration on his face, Selthar
opens a Planar Gateway before you, indicating for you to examine it. "In time,"
he says, "you will be able to open Gateways to other Planes yourself, given
sufficient training."
-
You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
-
Selthar explains that with further training, you will be able to block access
to Gateways using a distortion field, preventing their use. Finally, informing
you that woven Gateways can also be unwoven with enough skill, he destroys the
Gateway before you.
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "Oh, they like to yell at
each other."
-
Selthar bows to you - the lesson in Planar is over.
Your skill in Planar has risen to Apprentice.
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "One moment..."
- say haven't heard of more personal Aethers than yelling across the basin?
You say, in Elfen, "Haven't heard of more personal Aethers than yelling across
the basin?"
- laugh
You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
-
You see High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric shout, "Can y'all stop c'nfusin'
th' poor li'l novie I'm tryin' t' teach 'ere? I'm tryin' t' teach 'im abou'
extradimensional pockets an' yer all shoutin' an' stuff."
- laugh
You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
-
(Serenwilde): Selthar says, "I will either be zapped or ridiculed for that
statement."
-
Selthar's eyes repeatedly shut as he tries to stay awake.
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "Oh, and SHOUTSOFF is a
good command to know."

You say, in Elfen, "Ah."
-
(Serenwilde): Selthar says, "Bah, I try t' stir thin's up an' nothin' 'appens."
-
Selthar ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."
- say so planars done
You say, in Elfen, "So planars done."
- shrug
You shrug helplessly.
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "Now, th' nex' par' is
optional."
-
Selthar coughs softly.
- curious
You tilt your head curiously.
-
High Alchemist Selthar, the Eccentric says, in Elfen "Now, the next part is
optional."
- chuckle
You chuckle long and heartily.
-
A sudden rain of silverware falls out of the sky, a handful of forks, a butter
knife and three spoons striking you on the head before disappearing into the
ether whence they came.
Ashteru2006-08-05 09:32:49
Do you REALLY don't use a prompt? O.o
Unknown2006-08-05 09:34:14
Nope, I trust typing things out more
Ashteru2006-08-05 09:38:23
Your prompt doesn't have to do with typing things out....it just shows you how much health/mana/ego/power you have..
Unknown2006-08-05 09:41:40
tongue.gif I get too many things mixed up.
Shakaya2006-08-05 12:44:04
Your copy pasting wasn't very good, I was talking in there too!
Aiwendil2006-08-05 14:07:13
(Shiri and I talking on MSN... I switched my MSN nickname to show my chara name)

Aiwendil says: But hey, you got a hug!
Aiwendil says: hug.gif Here's another one! XD
Aiwendil says: And does the "and" rule really exist or not? :/
Shiri says: It really does.
Shiri says: hug.gif And thanks for the hug

Funnier if you've read the thread that led me to ask about this. tongue.gif (Shiribot it up for me?)
Veonira2006-08-05 14:37:58
HAHAHAHAHHA. I finally found out who this was, and now it's hilarious.

Message #1986 Sent by: Tran
08/05 04:26 "Can I be as renowned as you for making mountains, (of the
geographical kind or the male population kind) O earthen one?"
Shakaya2006-08-05 14:48:10
(Market): ****** says, "Alchemist doing health refills!!! Who wants to be my thirth costumor?"


Took me a good minute of blinking to figure out what he was saying. Was thinking... costumer? What does he need a costumer for, and what.... oh... OH.
Veonira2006-08-05 14:54:42
QUOTE(Shakaya @ Aug 5 2006, 10:48 AM) 315466

(Market): ****** says, "Alchemist doing health refills!!! Who wants to be my thirth costumor?"



....There are no words.

(Unless of course this person is not a native english speaker in which I apologize for laughing!)