(House of Shadows): You say, "I need to have Valarien genderbender again."
2668h, 2760m, 3244e, 10p elrxk-clt While I'm drunk

(House of Shadows): You say, "While I'm drunk."
2668h, 2760m, 3244e, 10p elrxk-
(House of Shadows): Valarien says, "..."
2668h, 2760m, 3244e, 10p elrxk-
(House of Shadows): Ashteru says, "Finally some grandkids."

I have only one question.


What the is wrong with you?

It's been a long day.

(Celest): Kote says, "Tanilan rather.Sorry."
2850h, 4650m, 5040e, 10p esSix-

Yep, nexus occasionally makes random links like this for some reason....this one was just too funny.

Heh, had to post again after this one:

(Celest): Forren (from the Astral Plane) says, "Tesseract on Celestia?"

(Celest): Sipelus (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Coming."

(Celest): ***** says, "Err...what is a tesseract? What does it do?"

(Celest): Gyorn says, "It's an ability in planar."

(Celest): Hikari says, "You can teleport to someone one plane away.."

(Celest): Gyorn says, "Let's you go to an adjacent plane, yes."

(Celest): ***** says, "Will it harm our city?"

(Celest): Gyorn says, "Uh, nope."

(Celest): Hikari says, "Not at all."

(Celest): Gyorn says, "Just like teleport, except you can teleport to someone
on the next plane."

(Celest): Gyorn says, "Like, from prime, you can tesseract to ethereal."

(Celest): ***** says, "Oh, didn't hear you say what you said while ago. So it's
basically just another form of travel?"

(Spouts): Breytak says, "Which scroll tells me what skills I should learn?"

(Spouts): ***** says, "Try and see if something like HELP SKILLS, HELP
SKILLSETS...well, that gives you a start. Make sure you read the whole thing
and it should tell you of other scrolls that will lead you the right way?"

(Spouts): Gyorn says, "Ghelp selftraining."

(Spouts): Flarya says, "One of you needs help?"

(Spouts): ***** says, "Ah, that scroll too. And I didn't mean for what I said
before to be in question form. Slip of the tongue."

(Spouts): ***** says, "When you're ready you should easily be able to find
someone to teach you. If not, Marlis at the Pool of Stars should be able to
help you."

(Spouts): Hikari says, "You mean Meleris right?"

(Spouts): ***** says, "Yes, getting people confused. marlis is someone else."

(Spouts): Hikari says, "Its ok."

(Spouts): ***** says, "In fact I might of just made the name up by some chance."

(Spouts): ***** says, "Eh, uh... what happens to you when you get too tired?"

(Spouts): Hikari says, "You fall asleep."

(Spouts): ***** says, "How long? It seems I'm approaching that point."

(Spouts): Noola says, "Yep, where ever you happen to be. Which can be quite
annoying. I landed in a mud puddle the one time I let it happen to me. Got mud
and muck all in my feathers. Now, I'm always sure to take naps."

(Spouts): Hikari says, "Check STAT it should tell you how tired you are."

(Spouts): ***** says, "Er, feathers? Oh, duh, never mind. You must be a trill,

(Spouts): Noola says, "Indeed!"

Pupil Michi (Female Furrikin).
She is 19 years old, having been born on the 9th of Vestian, 134 years after the Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a member of the clan called 'The Black Soil Conclave.'
Her motto: 'Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi I'm Michi!!!'
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.


): Ialie (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Michi's eyes fill with proud joy as she declaims, "Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi I'm Michi!!!""

What the hell, what's with all the new Geo novices.

In the past day, we've had novices who, upon joining, asked..

"Where is the commune?"

"Is this a mage guild?"

NO! IT'S A DRUM CIRCLE FOR PEOPLE WITH A ROBES FETISH. Why do you ask?

assess Lyreth
Yeah, you wish!

assess Lyreth
More health than there are fleas in your mother's beard.

On that note:

Sipelus says, "I could tell you but then you'd probably beat me to a pulp."

Sipelus shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "I think I'll use this sign as my weapon of
choice."

Lyreth peers at a sign bearing the harsh script, "Kick me, I'm an idiot." upon
it unscrupulously.

LOOK: Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince stands here, surrounded by paeans of
unearthly music. He wields a sign bearing the harsh script, "Kick me, I'm an
idiot." upon it in His left hand.


And then another unrelated one:
(Market): **** says, "Find true love by buying one of my jewelry boxes, knocking the girl you like out with it, and dragging her off."

Well, you left out the first part

Sir Silimaur, Lights Judgement says, "Hrmm why am i so desperate to get beaten
to a pulp.."

EDIT: and on a related note, what IS wrong with people? Everytime a new divine comes around, they're all "zomg, hit me with your staff, hit me with your axe, hit me with your swords, hit me with anything. Just hit ME. MEEE. Pretty please?"

I'm always happy to oblige, of course. Maybe too happy.

I'm still waiting to be killed by spoons.

And been having weird visions all day
smack the puppy
visions?
Shiri's hallucinating
!!!
Well, you know what I mean
No!
Not like that
even worse, he's having dementia!
*punt*
mail me some pennyroyal then
don't just SIT there
* Clise goes to find a herbalist
* Clise places a bulk mail order for sparkleberries and get wierd looks
Thanks
xD
I can just imagine
Hi! How may I help you?
I am looking for sparkleberries.
Uh? I'm sorry, I must have misheard you.
No, you didn't. I am looking for sparkleberries. 2000 of them please.
... there's no such herb
You are lying! *Draws an axe*
HELP HELP MURDER!
...ohhh that herb...*calls police and rehab clinic*

Nature Tender Erika, of the Vernal Moonlight asks, "About linking .. I've been
hearing about this gross energy?"

Not me, I'm all like "ZOMG LEMME SEE THE SHINIES!!!"

Lyreth has katanas and axes and staves and and and and..........!!!!!

(Serenwilde): Charune says, "Ladies of Silver Light should now actually attack
enemies instead of just commenting on the fact."

(Serenwilde): Charune says, "Maybe they thought they could scare enemies off by
just stating what they were going to do!"

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Kind-hearted souls, trying the non-violent approach
first."

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "I am sorry that their illusion had to be shattered,
but it was for the best."

Elfen Ladyman, Iraen, Queen of the Forge says, "I've found my true calling."

Elfen Ladyman, Iraen, Queen of the Forge (Male Elfen Lady).
He is 81 years old, having been born on the 1st of Estar, 73 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 205th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a High Forester in the Collective of Serenwilde.
He is a Worldwalker in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a member of the clan called 'Ethereal Hammer.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Mes'ard Dynasty.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Revolution.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Serenwilde Literary Society.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
She is deemed a Storyteller by the Bardic Council of Vesteran Honours.
She is deemed an Illustrator by the Artisanal Council of Vesteran Honours.
He is accounted Intellectual among scholars.
He is considered to be approximately 110% of your might.
He has been divorced once.
He is not currently active in any family.

Good job on making Genderbend even more disturbing!