Sorry for all the editing but I didn't want to hurt anyones feelings.

Strange scene of me selling a slave collar to people implying kinky sex between a female Elfen and a male Tae'dae, log has been deleted from both the internet and my mind.

It just wasn't as funny without the names and I didn't want to show thier names.

As the Ecclesiarch maybe I should be denouncing anything but boring regular sex?

Hmm...oh well!

Yes, that bug was quite humorous:

A Lady of the Silver Light twirls her rapiers expertly, turning to face you.
mattack Shamarah

WARNING - PROFANITY AHOY!

(The Dark Carnival): Ashteru (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Cocknose."
3420h, 3888m, 3888e, 10p exk- < 23:42:20.810 >
(The Dark Carnival): You say, "Oh, you're so dead."
3420h, 3888m, 3888e, 10p exk- < 23:42:23.010 >
(The Dark Carnival): You say, "I'm going to throttle you with your own intestines."
3420h, 3888m, 3888e, 10p exk- < 23:42:32.450 >
(The Dark Carnival): You say, "Coolest death evar."
3420h, 3888m, 3888e, 10p exk- < 23:42:52.010 >
(The Dark Carnival): Ashteru (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I'd say getting shit in the head by a
baby must be the coolest death ever."
3420h, 3888m, 3888e, 10p exk- < 23:42:56.620 >
(The Dark Carnival): Ashteru (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "...shot."
3420h, 3888m, 3888e, 10p exk- < 23:42:57.990 >
(The Dark Carnival): Ashteru (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I meant shot."

I lack the words..

Ixion, if you happen to slip on a leaf and impale Sanas, I'm sure to accidentally communefavour you. In fact, I have a list right here. Just go down, one per day, you'll be Warden in no time, and we'll have far less problems in the wilde.

I find Sanas' explanation quite accurate, actually.

Same. You should give him a commune favour, probably one of the smartest ones in the org

Seeker of the Moon, Epitaph says to Nejii, "Where're your shrines?"

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "What?"

Seeker of the Moon, Epitaph says to Nejii, "Don't you have shrines?"

Epitaph scratches his head in confusion.

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "No."

"Ooohhhhhhhhhh," says Epitaph.

Seeker of the Moon, Epitaph says, "My apologies, then. I thought you were
Divine."

^---- She didn't quote the rest of the conversation. There is no way this guy is for real. Guido, if this is you carrying out your threat to make a Seren alt and "fit in" or something I am TEARING YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR SHOULDERS.

Proxying for Caedryn here, but this is just too funny.

Moonburst was annoying me...if I didn't have my dagger wielded, it gave me some spammy message about how I had to have it wielded, even though the attack went through. Damn Caedryn.

Draw.

Yeah, he EVENTUALLY told me.

He was the only Serenguard on prime at the time, I figured he'd know.

EDIT:

Moon's Tears, Laysus L'Eternae, Dancer in the Moonlight places his right hand
upon Xinolaza's head and begins with an incantation, "I pray that this new
member be accepted to the Moondance Coven, Under the Guiding Light of Mother
Moon to serve her well, That we shall show them the way of the Silver Glow, so
they will learn the Mysteries of the Moon."
Seeker of the Moon, Xinolaza says, "I am not alone. Surrounded by those who aid
and comfort me, I learn and."
Seeker of the Moon, Xinolaza says, "I am not alone. Surrounded by those who aid
and comfort me, I learn and."
Seeker of the Moon, Xinolaza says, "I am not alone. Surrounded by those who aid
and comfort me, I learn and grow."
Xinolaza slaps herself on the cheek.

...had to fight really hard not to giggle there.

help basecommands

Because Kia's a mindless drone. Uh huh. And I'm really a balding eighty-year-old guy with a weak bladder and false teeth. (I know, scary).

You know Shiri, you could also just do NATURE TALISMAN again to summon your athame to your hand.

I couldn't, actually, it said I already had it.

Nope. You're confusing the catalyst with the cause.

6224h, 2078m, 4825e, 10p, 23555en, 14677w elrxk---\\\\21:07:38:671//sniff me

You sniff yourself and notice you're not smelling too badly. Good for you!
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