(The Dark Carnival): Daevos says, "The early bird catches the worm, bitches."

Gotta love the D-man!

I was just sitting around, plotting how to kill those bookbinders for avoiding me when, out of the blue:

Ryld tells you, "Wow. I just looked up the history of the US's fighter planes...we've made some wierd looking ones. Like the F-4 Phantom."
4023h, 4279m, 4023e, 10p esSixk-

You tell Turtle Marshal Ryld, Professor of the Open Seas, "That was totally
random."
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Ryld tells you, "I'm a random kind of guy."
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Ryld tells you, "^_^."

o.O

I just Google Image'd it and it doesn't look that weird.

You ask Snuggles to repeat the oaths of the Righteous Principality of New Celest after you. He does, and you admit him as the newest, proudest citizen of the Righteous Principality of New Celest.


Snuggles = Narsrim. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Now Celest is really doomed.

Took him ing long enough. Sadly, I couldn't find a Geomancer to do fireworks for me.

(Celest): Soll says, "Who here objects to the dearest Snuggles joining Celest?"
(Celest): Soll says, "None? Wonderful."
(Celest): Malicia says, "Snuggles..?"
(Celest): Forren says, "Let him join!"
(Celest): Raizan says, "I object!"
(Celest): Soll says, "On what grounds, Raizan?"
(Celest): Noola says, "Snuggles?"
(Celest): Krall says, "Narsrim, I guess."
(Celest): Malicia says, "No, I've no objections to Narsrim joining us."
(Celest): Soll says, "That'd be Narsrim, to you all. Heh."
(Celest): Raizan says, "Ohhh, thought you meant the hamster, ohhh."

Serenguard Rinaari Mes'ard sticks out her tongue and says, "Anything you two want to pass to the Talnaras through a certain Mes'ard spy?"
Serenguard Rinaari Mes'ard says, "Might as well make good of my status."
Rinaari hums a happy tune.
You smile impishly and say, "No shedding?"
Entranced by you, Rinaari emits a long "Ooooh."
Rinaari claps her hands together merrily.
You raise your hand to your mouth and titter girlishly.
Linwe blinks.
Linwe Mes'ard, Moonlight's Shadow says, "I'm friends with a Talnara... she rather seems to like me, heh..."
Linwe Mes'ard, Moonlight's Shadow says, "Er.. .well, I think she's still going ot be a Talnara."
Rinaari puts her hands on her hips and goes "Hmmm!"
The corners of Rinaari's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.
Serenguard Rinaari Mes'ard smiles with a wink and says, "Think we better run now."
Daphyne arrives following Regent Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire.
Eilaera arrives following Regent Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire.
You hear a rustling and turn to see Nejii emerging from the undergrowth.
"Eek!" Rinaari shouts in fright.
You say, "Shes in the clan if Im thinking of the right person..oh dear."
Nejii raises his arms and dances around Rinaari, spinning faster and faster. With each pass, Nejii shines with a silver light and Rinaari's skin becomes paler and paler.
Rinaari leaves to the north.
Nejii coughs softly.
Regent Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "'scuse me!"
Daphyne leaves, following Regent Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire.
Eilaera leaves, following Regent Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire.
Nejii vanishes before your eyes, scattered by the forest breeze.
Linwe Mes'ard, Moonlight's Shadow says, "Hm?"
Rinaari arrives from the north.
Rinaari wipes the back of her hand across her brow in relief.
(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "Run Rinaari."
Serenguard Rinaari Mes'ard sticks out her tongue and says, "I'm not passing messages for you anymore."
You laughingly say, "I was kidding."


I get my siblings beaten up

Hrm,

While taking care of a few cows in the butcher's shop...


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A cow lets out a loud, long 'MOOOOOOOOOOO!'
Krug Fleshkeeper hacks into a cow's carcass with a large cleaver.


I found the timing interesting on that...

I Ryld.



...Soll squees? I know of only one person in the world who does that, so if you're who I think you are the world is very happy indeed.

(Celest): Soll says, "Squee."

Let the takeover of Celest by Serenwilde begin. War? What war?

Begin?

Um... I think it was the other way around initially, and now the spies are returning home

Though it started with Malicia, Mitch, etc.

No, Nejii, I don't have a Seren alt. Why do people always assume it's me when a retarded novice shows up...

Because.

And Narsrim was a leafy Celestian.

Veonira> HEY LET'S TALK ABOUT GROPING ME SOME MORE

I think that wins for the quote MOST taken out of context.

That's 'cause the context can't be posted here.

A thoughtful scholar says, "Could we stop for a bite to eat first? I'm
famished! Wandering these mountains is hard work without any food."

A thoughtful scholar pants like a dog.

You say, "There will be no rest."

You say to a thoughtful scholar, "If I can last, so can you."

A thoughtful scholar says, "What? No rest? Hmph, some guide you are. I'm paying
you to lead me to a library and I'll be all bones by the time I get there
without any food."

A thoughtful scholar says, "Look at me! I'm withering away."

A thoughtful scholar becomes overwhelmed by it all and faints.

You give a pained sigh.

A thoughtful scholar says, "Actually, I could probably get food when we get
there. Lead on great one! "

You say to a thoughtful scholar, "Very well."

A thoughtful scholar says, "I wouldn't complain about food if those blasted Rockeaters were edible.
They're all stone you know."


I am amused.

I'm getting the weirdest random tells today, and from people I don't even talk to OOCly. First Ryld, now this:






EDIT: And the German version (I'm assuming).

Ashteru, help?