You greet Togmork Treesplitter with a sincere smile.
Togmork Treesplitter says, "Why people laugh when I say I like woodies?"

Corbenic tells you, "Btw, whatever happened to skeleton parts of yours."
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(Market): Derian says, "Selling herbs up to kafe! Also still seeking an Aquamancer
enchanter."
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You tell Corbenic Sevacora, "Ar?"
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Corbenic tells you, "Grew back with the so called power of the light."
Corbenic tells you, "The flesh I mean."
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You tell Corbenic Sevacora, "Yer, trueheal is overpowered."
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Corbenic tells you, "But umm... do you have it yet."
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You tell Corbenic Sevacora, "Trueheal is how the Vernals beat the Soulless."
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You tell Corbenic Sevacora, "Damn D'varsha used to whore trueheal."
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You tell Corbenic Sevacora, "Kethuru started winning - stacking wounds and good afflicts -
and BAM, he truehealled."
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You tell Corbenic Sevacora, "Kethuru bitched on the forums, of course, but nothing was
done."
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Corbenic tells you, "Yeah, kethuru's all like swallowing you with his maw of void and
you're like ding, trueheal, get lost loser."
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Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Pool of Stars.
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A quiet kitten's mew sounds out nearby.
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You tell Corbenic Sevacora, "Yeah, exactly."
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You tell Corbenic Sevacora, "He's all *fling soulless* and D'varsha was all *starchant
trueheal*."
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Corbenic tells you, "And it was without rubbing!"
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You tell Corbenic Sevacora, "And then D'varsha complained that SOULLESS was too powerful,
since it had no power cost.."
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You tell Corbenic Sevacora, "Yeah, that's when they introduced the rubbing."
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Aesyra leaves to the up, emanating an aura of immense power.
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You tell Corbenic Sevacora, "And D'varsha STILL needed his 8 guildmates to take on Kethu."
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Corbenic tells you, "I sometimes rub myself with it, fun."
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You tell Corbenic Sevacora, " , he was.."
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Corbenic tells you, "That thrill, you never know..."

From achaea...

Roark (Male Atavian).
He is 19 years old, having been born on the 15th of Sarapin, 387 years after the
fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

You say to Gero, "And I'm telling Gregori."


Serenguard Gero says, "Munsia if I were to cockslap you right now you would be
out cold for a week."


Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"


"Shh!" you say, putting a finger to your lips.


Kagetsai sticks his tongue out and says 'Ack.'


The Moonhart Mother Tree.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. The variety of trees that crowd around
the Moonhart Mother Tree goes beyond count, elms and alders, beech and cherry,
hawthorn and hazel, evergreen and oak, all dwarfed by the magnificence and
majesty of the mother tree herself. The grasses and shrubs that grow in the
surrounding forest become scarce as they approach the tree, replaced by tiny
wildflowers of amethyst-purple and marble-white. The veil to the ethereal plane
is particularly thin, and the laughter of pixies and other creatures of the fae
tinkle down from the treetops and tickle the ears of those below. The atmosphere
itself, although benign and welcoming, also vibrates with a palpable power,
sending shivers up the skin. Singing a hauntingly beautiful melody, Miakoda,
Maiden of the Moonhart, stands here. Towering high above is the Moonhart Mother
Tree, stretching her enormous branches heavenwards. A birch sapling clings
tenaciously to the ground here. Hackles risen, a fierce timberwolf prowls about
here. There are 2 small screech owls here. There are 3 white and brown speckled
ponys here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the
ground. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a
living totem. There are 2 striped badgers here. There are 5 centaur hunters
here. Spreading its majestic golden wings, a great eagle searches the ground
with piercing eyes. Serenguard Gero is here, shrouded. He wields a master
blacksmith's hammer in each hand. Jasper is here. He wields a nature talisman in
his left hand and a magic tome in his right. Rhassi Mes'ard, Nature's Silver
Storm is here, shrouded. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a
diamond vial in her right. Serenguard Kagetsai, Sapphire Heart is here,
shrouded. He wields a leaf bladed longsword in each hand. Grimeth, Seren Brave
is here. Visionary of Terentia, Raxilin is here, shrouded. He wields an
exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword in each hand. Unblooded, Sanokai,
Wolverine Scout is here, shrouded. He wields an imperial twilight-steel
broadsword in each hand. Dedicant Cervidin, of the Hart is here.
You see exits leading north and south.


Serenguard Gero says, "Did I just say that out loud?"


Rhassi smirks.


Rhassi nods her head emphatically.

Gero rolls on the floor, laughing.


Serenguard Kagetsai, Sapphire Heart says, "..."


Serenguard Gero says, "That was ment for tells."


Gero shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.


You turn quickly as a twig snaps behind you.
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Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Moonhart Mother Tree.


Rhassi rolls on the floor, laughing.


Kagetsai giggles happily.
Kagetsai snickers softly to himself.


Serenguard Kagetsai, Sapphire Heart says, "Buahahaha."


Vix, riding a wiccan broom, steps out of the Moonhart Mother Tree, trailing
sparkling motes of light.


Vix, riding a wiccan broom, leaves to the south.


Kagetsai coughs softly.

Serenguard Gero says, "I know thats going to wind up in the funnies one way or
another."
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rolepoint deduction anyone?

The body of Aqua Initiate Soll appears in a flash and his soul descends to fill it,
causing the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.
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Soll clenches his fists and grits his teeth.
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Tsna arrives from the southeast.
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Soll tugs his chin thoughtfully.
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The bright sun shines down upon you.
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He is a glistening mugwump and quite tall, standing at just over six feet. Oceanic blue
skin covers the entirety of his body, slicked in a viscous watery liquid which causes it
to look as though it is mutating and changing colour; the light refracted in almost
transfixing shades and tones. A small, thin nose protrudes from his face sitting above a
pair of thin, pain-tightened lips, glistening slightly. His eyes, with sparkling golden
irises, an island in the middle of an aquamarine ocean, lie deep in his head and seem to
glimmer due to it. Thick silver hair floats lightly, flowing smoothly down his back and
coming to a neatly trimmed end which aligns just below his shoulders. Long arms connect to
small, frail hands, the fingers webbed together with only the fingertips protruding from
the webbing. He emits a generally placid and calm demeanor, sublty marked by scars which
emit a darker aura. He is wearing a pocketbelt, a golden dragon ring, and an effulgent
pack of rippling waters.
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He is considered to be approximately 85% of your might.

OMG, IT'S BACK!

(Newbie): Skein says, "Ask questions now...please?"

(Newbie): You say, "How do I hunt?"
Abethor tells you, "As in HUNTING?"
You tell Abethor of the Blackened Anvil, "No, as in killing stuff."
Abethor tells you, "SWING (target) or JAB (target) if you have a weapon."

Hehe. I make a great newbie.

I asked that question in response to Skein. Didn't expect to get a reply.

Serenguard Terenas Malicia Klia Lisaera warrior
Hartstone Elryn Munsia Nessa Lisaera druid
Moondancers Tsuki Asmodea Shorlen Lisaera wiccan

Seren is run by women over men.
Gregori refuses to admit this yet though but we shall make him a female one of these days

<>: You say, "Though I'm still quite happy with my choice in mate, myself."

<>: You say, "He can -cook-."

<>: Xavius says, "Pfft. I used to be his trademaster!"

<>: You say, "Pfft yourself. Does your woman cook? *hmph*."

<>: Xavius says, "No, but she gets down and dirty."

<>: Xavius says, "...picking herbs."

Halamir tumbles out of the trees above you with a surprised yell.
You wince as you hear Halamir's left leg snap.
A flush of colour brightens Halamir's cheeks.
Ashteru tumbles out of the trees above you with a surprised yell.
You wince as you hear Ashteru's right leg snap.
You wince as you hear Ashteru's left leg snap.
The combat has been declared a draw and is over.


That was after Ashteru and Halamir's spar in the Arena. Is that supposed to happen?

Ok, so Shayle and Xavius are up in the manse, talking idly, and she asks him what he hasn't given her yet:

You say, "You don't want the things I don't give you."

"Oooooooooh!" Shayle says, eyes wide with wonder.

You say, "But even those things I do *for* you."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper exclaims, "I know!"

You tilt your head and listen intently.

Shayle skips about merrily.

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "I knoooowwwwwww."

Shayle giggles happily.

Shayle rubs her hands together and grins at you with evil satisfaction.

You have emoted: Xavius silently mouths, "Uh oh."

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper smiles and says, "Well....poetry,
of course."

Shayle gazes at you smiling angelically, the paragon of innocence.

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Laughing outside. Inside going, "Meeeep! Think fast, boy! Think fast!

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "A letter at the very
least---you know, I have no letter from you to preserve---everyone should have a
letter from their love to preserve."

You say, "There once was a man from Dairuchi. He caught himself a big, bright,
blue fishy. He fried it right up and ate it right down and left the bones out to
be ground."

You nod your head at yourself.

Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper says, "Let us meditate on the
big, bright, blue fishy."

You nod your head sagely.

You put a smoky blue lace bra into the Moonhart Mother Tree.
The sound of pixies giggling tinkles from the branches above as tiny hands reach
out and grab a smoky blue lace bra.


I had no idea pixies were so perverted

How I escort miscreants out of my office!

It's not paranoia if you're right.

2005/11/12 05:36:24 - Spiritducky stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a
novice.

Tsk, tsk. And she always pretends to be so innocent.


Astraea, Devout of Night says, "Virgins are best."

Daevos has been slain by the might of a Manifestation of the Dreaming.
You see the death occur at the Hall of Banquets.


Considering he is a knight with surge.. that's funny.

You give the Scroll of Enlightenment to Master Quettle.

Master Quettle says, "Ahhh, so you have found the Scroll of Enlightenment. You have proven your discipline of Heart, Spirit, Clarity, and Form, may you be honoured as the monks of the Tosha Monastery are."
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
You are blessed by the Tosha Monastery. Your health, mana and ego increase.

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Ever seeking enlightenment, a monk disciple wanders out to the northeast.
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With a soft exhale of breath Master Quettle flicks his fingers forward ynd stabs you in the throat causing you to gasp as you hear cartilage breaks!
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Master Quettle kneels before a small chest and carefully places the croll of Enlightenment within.

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It does happen! this whole time I thought Munsia was yanking my chain. He's never attacked me before but he does every so often.

(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim says, "I am like the lord of lube though."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Murphy (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "You gotta like, grunt it out with a deep man voice."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Murphy (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Ever watch finding nemo?"

(Disciples of Klangratch): Murphy (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Remember bruce the shark?"

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Murphy on his definition of a man and the ultimate source: Pixar.

EDIT:

Who is the Princess now, biotch?