Taika2006-08-09 11:36:29
Its the song 99 red balloons... I forget who did it first, but it was covered a bunch.
Soll2006-08-09 12:15:33
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A dove comes flying into the room, deposits a letter into your hands, warbles cheerfully, and flies away.
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You squint suspiciously at your surroundings.
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This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder, with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.
It has 13 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
An elegant white letter is holding:
"cake47242" a slice of double-kafet whiskey gateau
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You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
As an early birthday present, Doman was ushered into the Inner Circle.
There was cake and you missed it.
- Lyreth
(P.S. I saved you a slice.)
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You sent the following message to Doman: Congratulations.
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You take a slice of double-kafet whiskey gateau from an elegant white letter.
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A truly Delportese delicacy, this rich, dark, creme de kafet dessert is
a complex combination of multiple ingredients, not the least of which
is: roasted kafe beans, whiskey, and red currants. A slice of the dark
cake is presented before you. Fragrant, it is topped with a layer of
whiskey cream, then dusted with the same kafe powder over a criss-cross
of tart currant syrup.
Piped in frosting on it are the words:
Cry about it and you won't get initiated the next time I see you.
It has 7 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 10 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince.
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You squint suspiciously at your surroundings.
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This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder, with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.
It has 13 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
An elegant white letter is holding:
"cake47242" a slice of double-kafet whiskey gateau
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You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
As an early birthday present, Doman was ushered into the Inner Circle.
There was cake and you missed it.
- Lyreth
(P.S. I saved you a slice.)
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You sent the following message to Doman: Congratulations.
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You take a slice of double-kafet whiskey gateau from an elegant white letter.
-
A truly Delportese delicacy, this rich, dark, creme de kafet dessert is
a complex combination of multiple ingredients, not the least of which
is: roasted kafe beans, whiskey, and red currants. A slice of the dark
cake is presented before you. Fragrant, it is topped with a layer of
whiskey cream, then dusted with the same kafe powder over a criss-cross
of tart currant syrup.
Piped in frosting on it are the words:
Cry about it and you won't get initiated the next time I see you.
It has 7 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 10 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince.
He makes me laff. Silly typo, mind.
Rhysus2006-08-09 14:14:20
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Harbinger of the Song, Squire Soll, of the Armies of Light says, "In lieu of Narsrim, random men will suffice."
You say, "God, I always walk in at the wrong times."
Soll utters a deep, rumbling laugh at you.
Harbinger of the Song, Squire Soll, of the Armies of Light says, "Yes, that was bad timing."
Harbinger of the Song, Squire Soll, of the Armies of Light says, "In lieu of Narsrim, random men will suffice."
You say, "God, I always walk in at the wrong times."
Soll utters a deep, rumbling laugh at you.
Harbinger of the Song, Squire Soll, of the Armies of Light says, "Yes, that was bad timing."
Ashteru2006-08-09 17:29:55
QUOTE(Sipelus @ Aug 9 2006, 09:39 AM) 317041
I'm getting the weirdest random tells today, and from people I don't even talk to OOCly. First Ryld, now this:
EDIT: And the German version (I'm assuming).
Laxinova tells you, "99 Jahre Krieg Liessen keinen Platz fuer Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt es nicht mehr Und auch keine Duesenflieger Heute zieh ich
meine Runden Seh die Welt in Truemmern liegen Hab' nen Luftballon gefunden Denk'
an Dich und lass' ihn fliegen."
Ashteru, help?
99 years of war left no place for winners. Warministers don't exist anymore, jets don't either. Today I go my rounds see the world in rubbles. Found a balloon and think of you and let it fly.
Ahem.
Ash to the rescue.
Athana2006-08-09 22:37:47
I really love cute novices
Valrin bounces up and down.
Seeker of the Moon, Valrin says to you, "I'm almost on the 26th Circle!"
Seeker of the Moon, Valrin says to you, "I'm going to be a Titan like you someday!"
Valrin beams broadly at you.
QUOTE
Valrin bounces up and down.
Seeker of the Moon, Valrin says to you, "I'm almost on the 26th Circle!"
Seeker of the Moon, Valrin says to you, "I'm going to be a Titan like you someday!"
Valrin beams broadly at you.
Diamondais2006-08-09 22:39:44
Yeah, that was really cute. Athanas a Role Model
Unknown2006-08-10 00:31:29
We need more Seren grunts and less bouncy Serens
Shorlen2006-08-10 01:07:18
QUOTE(Corinthian @ Aug 9 2006, 08:31 PM) 317341
We need more Seren grunts and less bouncy Serens
*refrains from making a joke about Serens who grunt while they bounce*
Unknown2006-08-10 01:15:47
QUOTE
Ecclesiarch, Narsrim D'cente`, Veradin Champion's voice reverberates, "Your statements no longer shock me, Laysus. Not only did I strike deepest into the heart of Mother Night and slay Her cursed avatars thrice, I have brought more Fae into the service and protection of Mother Moon than you. I have died and protected Serenwilde (successfully so more often than naught) than nearly anyone in the Commune. And in the end, Lord Charune and His Order felt the need to post some rather hateful "concerns" regarding me including a vote to ostracize me from the Commune. Serenwilde has grown so corrupt and so weak with the departure of Lady Lisaera, you can no longer tell the difference from an
ally or foe. Merloch, Brylle, Skyla, and Ibaesha - those who came before you and whose position you were only able to acquire after the retired and no one else would step forth - would be ashamed as should the Moon Coven for your failure to even consult Mother Moon on this petty war."
You shout, "Wow, ye got big lungs."
I have never seen a shout that big before!
Yrael2006-08-10 01:34:02
Jahan> So is Serenwilde going to throw a rave to celebrate having finally gotten rid of Narsrim?
All we said was that it was big and insulting to Laysus, Vis.
Never said it was *good*
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Hehe.
That'd be funny.
Log in and find them all with a disco ball flashing lights and pills.
And Celest moping around in mourning.
In all reality. You'd log into the rave and find 5 people who normally do nothing Condemning it. 6 members standing there idle and Kalodan humping a holly bush.
Hehe. Holly.
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Hehe. Holly.
Laysus2006-08-10 01:36:28
I had shoutsoff by that point.
And anyway, I'm sure Mother Moon would let us know if she objected.
And anyway, I'm sure Mother Moon would let us know if she objected.
Xenthos2006-08-10 02:21:51
A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
Jigan has been seared to death by the divine flame of Fain, of the Red Masque.
The cold, compassionless voice of Fain, of the Red Masque knifes through the ether, "You will show Me the proper respect, Jigan.. Lest you prove yourself to be as dense as you sound."
The unearthly voice of Viravain whispers upon the ether, "And if you must assign pet names to the Traitor, perhaps you should take the time to come up with something other than 'Muffins'."
#sub Fain Muffins
Jigan has been seared to death by the divine flame of Fain, of the Red Masque.
The cold, compassionless voice of Fain, of the Red Masque knifes through the ether, "You will show Me the proper respect, Jigan.. Lest you prove yourself to be as dense as you sound."
The unearthly voice of Viravain whispers upon the ether, "And if you must assign pet names to the Traitor, perhaps you should take the time to come up with something other than 'Muffins'."
#sub Fain Muffins
Shorlen2006-08-10 14:22:08
Moon Guide Kelysa Mes'ard, Protector of the Fae says, "I pray that this new
member be accepted to the Moondance Coven, Under the Guiding Light of Mother
Moon to serve her well, That we shall show them the way of the Silver Glow, So
they will learn the Mysteries of the Moon."
A Lady of the Silver Light says, "I serve Selene, the First of the Mothers as
her champion."
A Lady of the Sterling Light says, "I serve Mother Moon as her champion. Called
forth by Luna, the First of the Maidens."
A Lady of the Silver Light says, "I serve Selene, the First of the Mothers as
her champion."
A Lady of the Sterling Light says, "I serve Mother Moon as her champion. Called
forth by Luna, the First of the Maidens."
member be accepted to the Moondance Coven, Under the Guiding Light of Mother
Moon to serve her well, That we shall show them the way of the Silver Glow, So
they will learn the Mysteries of the Moon."
A Lady of the Silver Light says, "I serve Selene, the First of the Mothers as
her champion."
A Lady of the Sterling Light says, "I serve Mother Moon as her champion. Called
forth by Luna, the First of the Maidens."
A Lady of the Silver Light says, "I serve Selene, the First of the Mothers as
her champion."
A Lady of the Sterling Light says, "I serve Mother Moon as her champion. Called
forth by Luna, the First of the Maidens."
Shiri2006-08-10 14:25:18
Man is this a spammy rite. If it weren't for someone cool, there's no way I'd be here.
Ista2006-08-10 15:10:57
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Aug 10 2006, 08:22 AM) 317705
Moon Guide Kelysa Mes'ard, Protector of the Fae says, "I pray that this new
member be accepted to the Moondance Coven, Under the Guiding Light of Mother
Moon to serve her well, That we shall show them the way of the Silver Glow, So
they will learn the Mysteries of the Moon."
A Lady of the Silver Light says, "I serve Selene, the First of the Mothers as
her champion."
A Lady of the Sterling Light says, "I serve Mother Moon as her champion. Called
forth by Luna, the First of the Maidens."
A Lady of the Silver Light says, "I serve Selene, the First of the Mothers as
her champion."
A Lady of the Sterling Light says, "I serve Mother Moon as her champion. Called
forth by Luna, the First of the Maidens."
If I'd known it'd have been so spammy, I wouldn't have asked for it there!
Shorlen2006-08-10 18:53:49
QUOTE(Ista @ Aug 10 2006, 11:10 AM) 317718
If I'd known it'd have been so spammy, I wouldn't have asked for it there!
I meant no offense or anything, I know just how annoying that can be! I just found it kinda funny, like when I used to (stupidly) teach Moondancer novices in front of Ridien, and every other line I would accidentally say "moon" and she would go off about Mother Moon. Over. And over. And over. :dies: And by then it's far too late to go somewhere else, so you just have to endure it
Diamondais2006-08-10 18:55:46
The Garden is your friend in the Moondancers.
Kaileigh2006-08-10 19:07:05
QUOTE(Taika @ Aug 9 2006, 06:36 AM) 317056
Its the song 99 red balloons... I forget who did it first, but it was covered a bunch.
Weird Al
No really.
Nena
Vix2006-08-10 19:09:39
Yeah, I've had experience with that too.
Here's a completely fictional novice intro.
Here's a completely fictional novice intro.
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You say, "Welcome to the Moondancers, randomnewbie!"
Moon Priestess Ridien says, "Mother Moon? Where?? I like Mother Moon! She's pretty!"
You say, "Er, right... anyways, let's teach you how to use your skills. Because you're still young, it'll take a lot of mana to use your skills, so don't mind this sprite. Sprites are fae that can help you regain your mana."
Moon Priestess Ridien says, "FAE!! I love fae too! They're oh so snuggly. Fae, fae, fae, fae, fae, la la la!"
You say, "...that's nice, Ridien. Anyways, another way to regain your mana is to SPIRITBOND MOON at night. This totem will also heal your mana."
Moon Priestess Ridien says, "MOOOOOOOON! You said it again! Yay! Let's have a party! Moondance boogie, yeah!"
Moon Priestess Ridien gets down and wiggles those chops.
You say, "ARGH!"
Moon Priestess Ridien says, "The letter "R"? My name begins with "R"! Isn't that neat? Did you know there're also the letters "I," "D," another "I," "E," and "N" in my name? That's so cool!"
moonburst ridien
Moon Priestess Ridien says, "Mother Moon? Where?? I like Mother Moon! She's pretty!"
You say, "Er, right... anyways, let's teach you how to use your skills. Because you're still young, it'll take a lot of mana to use your skills, so don't mind this sprite. Sprites are fae that can help you regain your mana."
Moon Priestess Ridien says, "FAE!! I love fae too! They're oh so snuggly. Fae, fae, fae, fae, fae, la la la!"
You say, "...that's nice, Ridien. Anyways, another way to regain your mana is to SPIRITBOND MOON at night. This totem will also heal your mana."
Moon Priestess Ridien says, "MOOOOOOOON! You said it again! Yay! Let's have a party! Moondance boogie, yeah!"
Moon Priestess Ridien gets down and wiggles those chops.
You say, "ARGH!"
Moon Priestess Ridien says, "The letter "R"? My name begins with "R"! Isn't that neat? Did you know there're also the letters "I," "D," another "I," "E," and "N" in my name? That's so cool!"
moonburst ridien
Sylphas2006-08-10 20:01:08
Why can't you just move? I've always found, "Let's go somewhere else, this is a bit noisy" to work just fine.