as long as he's on my side, no I don't want him croaking

(Paladins): Turgeis (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Hate it when leeches
begin to suck your life out of you..."

(Paladins): Argilent says, "Didn't even know you were married."

(Paladins): Turgeis (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Engaged! Just
engaged!"

And then when I was asking about the whole Jigan/Fain/Muffins deal...

Jigan tells you, "Yeah. If you ever begin to ask yourself "Why, Jigan?", just
smile and nod your head and think about cats and muffins and little bats with
icing on them trying to eat a watermelon but can't get past the rind so they
pester Murphy into it so he's all like "Rawr! I'm going to cut you open for my
batty friends." and then he cuts it up and everyone eats watermelon and frolics
in a meadow singing songs and dancing."

I demand Jigan write a Bardic now.

It's because without someone to whine about, half these people wouldn't troll the forums anymore. And they must troll.

Psh, you defend against him then

This smilie is cute and fitting.

The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "Clump of glassblade reeds rages, seeing its attack fall on your reflection."

The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "Please disregard."

Someones having fun with glassblade reeds..

The Portal of Fate flashes as Jimthehobo steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.
(Pupils): Please welcome Jimthehobo who joins as a novice freshman!

(Pupils): Ixchilgal says, "Welcome to the Geomancers, Jimthehobo! Please read the help scrolls GHELP PUPILS, GHELP LAWS, and CHELP DECORUM. You might also find CHELP DIRECTIONS useful to help you learn your way around the city. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask on this aetherwave with GNT (question)."

<>: Hallen says, "..."

(Pupils): You say, "Welcome to the Geomancers..."

(Geomancers): Ashteru (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "..."

<>: You say, "Heh."

(Geomancers): Balizar says, "Ahh good times."

(Pupils): Trendor says, "Welcome."

<>: You say, "My thoughts exactly."

<>: Ixchilgal says, "What?"

Valrin Venator says to Azalya, "Hey, Mom, I bet if you give me some sugar I'll turn into a Titan."

Azalya, Child of Moonlight says, "I bet if I give you some sugar, you'll blow up the commune."

Valrin Venator says, "Pah. I couldn't blow up a birdhouse."

Don't start. I've been everywhere but Celest as Bau (and only because they took a particular traitor in). I've never seen a point to whining about nerfing someone (even as a joke) because it's just... plain... silly.

(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "Serenwilde has like 5000 aeon whores."


(Bellator Societas): You say, "It would be aesthetically pleasing if we all
replaced the word whores, with the word rabbits."


(The Dark Carnival): You say, "It would be aesthetically pleasing if we all
replaced the word whores, with the word rabbits."


(The Dark Carnival): Ixchilgal says, "I second this idea."


(The Dark Carnival): Telrath says, "I'd feel dirty bragging about a tactic
involving 'whores'"


(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "All Ashteru does is rabbit barrier/chasm."



(Bellator Societas): You say, "Serenwilde has 5000 aeon rabbits."



(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "Hey, I like that."



(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "And Ashteru runs
best with that tactic. <.<."



(Bellator Societas): Telrath says, "Rabbit aeon and blackout."

I want a pet aeon rabbit.

I know we should not talk about bugs on the forums, but I thought this one was funny (and harmless right?):

I was planning a good time for my wedding and I was trying out the date converter: