(Serenwilde): Raxilin says, "Virgins are like unicorns. Sometimes you might see
one, but its probably going to be gone shortly afterward."

(Serenwilde): Raxilin says, "Ack."

(Serenwilde): Raxilin says, "Misaether."

Priest Keldoran Lenu shouts, "Serenwilde, we require assistance, come to
Delport if you feel like helping."

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, Predator of Darkness shouts, "Stop being a lapdog and
stand on your own damn feet Keldoran."

King of the Devourers, Ukanthru Gar'Haruk, the Endless Hunger shouts, "Heh
calling for help like always."

Priest Keldoran Lenu shouts, "Go hide in the mountains Ukanthru."

Sylphas Talnara-Estelonde shouts, "I believe everyone who wants to help is
already doing so. The rest are watching you cry for our help. Like always."

Mextar shouts, "Shutup, keldoran is doing great."

King of the Devourers, Ukanthru Gar'Haruk, the Endless Hunger shouts, "Silence
keldoran before I add another death to your list."

Confused Poet Suzari, of Autumn Moonlight shouts, "Even if I came, I doubt I
can be of much help."

The divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord reverberates powerfully, "Keldoran
does not speak for Celest, and is NOT in command of anything right now."

The divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord reverberates powerfully, "Now
everyone go back to work."

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, Predator of Darkness shouts, "Keldoran, just like the
rest of celenwilde, is a coward."

Kebaba, Changer of Ways shouts, "Celenwilde?"

Squire of the Armies of Light, Umbrawn Teneforah shouts, "Interesting one there
Murphy... would you care if Celenwilde killed you now?"

Squire of the Armies of Light, Umbrawn Teneforah shouts, "Or maybe later."

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, Predator of Darkness shouts, "I'll duel any one of
you, any time."

Exoro shouts, "Okay that murphy was the stupidist thing i've ever heard from
your mouth!"

You tell Confused Poet Suzari, of Autumn Moonlight, "No, you just react too
quickly and without thought."

<>: Eyod says, "The sound of Murphy's voice almost makes me wish I
had learnt hexes."

Ur'Marshal Thorgal d'Irande's voice reverberates, "It's hard tracking down your
most retarded comment Exoro, since they're all moronic."

Mextar shouts, "He is not moronic, nor are his comments, taint scum."

Ur'Marshal Thorgal d'Irande's voice reverberates, "Mextar you stinking fish,
I'll slap you into my frying pan."

(Serenwilde): Rizzen (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "It's a wonder anything is
being influenced with all the shouting going on."

Exoro shouts, "An interesting comment seeing as how i rarely shout anything you
would hear..."

(Serenwilde): You say, "I thought that myself, Rizzen."

Squire of the Armies of Light, Umbrawn Teneforah shouts, "Thorgal shut up....."

Kebaba, Changer of Ways shouts, "I agree. shut up."

Skygazer Aerenna echoes, "I suggest reading the 'help shouts' scroll, I think
many of you will find something interesting to read there."

The divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord reverberates powerfully, "How
about EVERYONE shut up. Next person to shout will not be very happy."

IALIE DIE
IALIE DIE
IALIE DIE
IALIE DIE
IALIE DIE
IALIE DIE
PUT IT BACK BEFORE I SHRUB YOU


THAT DOES NOT COUNT
what are you talkign about?
What did I Do?!
No music. Just ialie singing =D

OMG!
turn off the mic, give the music back


Sing more, it's cute.
I WAS SINGING!?



*giggle Ialie* You were siiiiinging

OH CRAP
I thought I had the mic off
The last stronghold of all the worlds evils.
*WHIMPER*
I can still hear you singing!

Ialie, lay off the weed
I love you Ialie.
Are you eating chocolate? ^^
GIVE ME BACK MY DAVE
*titter*
is it back?
without my singing?
Ialie was muted for her singing

Ialie, on Skype: "So whenever you want to look at a naked girl, you can come to my bedroom."

Ialie, on Skype: "Am I naked?"

For those of you who help novices...you can sympethize...

Sekrio, Child of Light pocks mornen afechentaly.
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Mornen fondles himself absently.
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Sekrio, Child of Light pocks mornen afechentaly.
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Sekrio, Child of Light pocks mornen afechentaly.
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Mornen moans like a wailing banshee.
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Mornen taps his nose knowingly.
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Mornen rubs his tummy and goes 'mmmmmmmm.'
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Mornen mumbles incoherently.
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Mornen nags Sekrio like an old woman.
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Mornen melts, apparently in an almost divine ecstasy.
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Mornen gives himself a noogie.
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Mornen nudges you suggestively.
Sekrio, Child of Light starts to hover.
Sekrio, Child of Light the wind of his wings sting the other people in the room.
Sekrio, Child of Light farts.(probably 30 times)
Sekrio, Child of Light tells mornen i'll touch yours if you touch mine.
Sekrio, Child of Light beats the shit out of mornon as blood stains his simingly naked body.
Mornen looks about himself nervously and mutters, "They're everywhere, man!"
Sekrio, Child of Light happly agrese to show you the way out.
Mornen utters a curse at Sekrio involving fleas and 'private parts.'
Sekrio, Child of Light rubs his wing in an almost erotic way.
Sekrio, Child of Light iches his croch iritably.(10000 times)
Mornen sucks thoughtfully on Sekrio.

ETC ETC ETC, This inbetween me trying to fend off their "Orgasm Wars" and doing things to me, aswell as fighting with each other...
The Life of a Novice Aide

(The Star Council): Vesar says, "So... yes?"

(The Star Council): Person says, "Umm, yes."

Vesar tells you, "<-persuasive *flex*."





(Bellator Societas): Eiru says, "Nah I'm just kidding Jad, about the part with the luvin', but he still wanted to see my chest. The freak."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "That's a nice line to hear when I connect."

Kidaen, the Empyrean Minstrel's voice reverberates, "Qw."

Kidaen, the Empyrean Minstrel's voice reverberates, "Uhm."

Aqua Initiate Briseis Nerianstar shouts, "Mis-shout?"

Richter has been slain by the might of the Lance of Brilliance.
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The divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord reverberates powerfully, "Let that
be a lesson, if something doesn't want to be picked up... best not to keep
trying."
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Archon Richter Carthan shouts, "How about that song now?"
2968h, 1576m, 2140e, 10p, 13342en, 7530w ex-
Archon Richter Carthan shouts, "There is a god named Haj-i-man, he throws a
lance be-cause-he-can, people run in fear-and-fright, run away from
Haji's-might. Oh.... Hajamin, Hajamin, we love to hear thee bellow. A blinding
lance and shiny voice, made of sparkling yellow. Hajamin, Hajamin, please don't
kill me now. I can run and hide and twist aetherspace, let's not see your angry
face!"
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The divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord reverberates powerfully, "How
about that challenge?"
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The divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord reverberates powerfully, "You
sing, and I swing."
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Richter has been slain by the might of Hajamin, the Golden Lord.
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Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus, Golden Faechild shouts, "He sang - did you
swang?"
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A kelpie solidifies into the form of a large puppy!

I swear they do this everytime I walk into the room too

He wanted to have people try to outrun his lance, and I said mine was cooler (not that it can instakill people):

An ornate twin-bladed lance comes crashing down from above, exploding in a
brilliant display of light. When the light reaches its previous levels, you
notice Lord Hajamin standing where the lance had fallen.
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The warmth of the merry campfire drains away your tensions and worries.
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-
Sanguinary Potentate, Nymerya d'Erlette, Lady of the Flame shouts, "Oh this
should be good..."
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You see Hajamin, the Golden Lord shout, "Richter, you get one swing, then I get
one swing."
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-ql

Grand Plaza of Deepnight.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A sign here
suggests you READ SIGN! A painting of Tetra, the elemental scourge is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A statue of Richter stands here, memorializing his
noble spirit. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. A shimmering
black morphling is here, pulsing gently. There is a campfire here, roaring
merrily. Hajamin, the Golden Lord is here, emitting a soft golden glow that
lights up the area. He wields the Lance of Brilliance in His left hand and the
Shield of Brilliance in His right.
You see exits leading north (closed door), northeast, east, southeast, south,
southwest, northwest, up, and down (closed door).
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-eyeshift

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-brandish lance

You brandish a diamond-tipped darksteel lance menacingly.
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Hajamin is no longer surrounded by an aura of translucent divine fire.
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Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Fire is off."
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(Market): Lokinov says, "Looking to buy several health refills! Send tells."
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The warmth of the merry campfire drains away your tensions and worries.
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-say I don't see this ending well for me

You say, "I don't see this ending well for me."
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-
The warmth of the merry campfire drains away your tensions and worries.
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-
Hajamin chuckles long and heartily.
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You are wielding a diamond-tipped darksteel lance in your left hand.
You are holding:
a personal journal, a steel door, a reinforced steel door, 5 pine doors, 28
master's paint palettes, a shadow cauldron, 3 key-shaped sigils, 8 flame-shaped
sigils, 9 ruby vials, 10 beryl vials, 8 diamond vials, 3 turquoise vials, 14
emerald vials, 15 bloodstone vials, 10 jade vials, 5 garnet vials, a brutal war
hammer, 2 serpentine pipes, a rune-covered pipe, 3 onyx vials, 7 glowing
powerstones, a moonstone vial, a coral vial, 2 opal vials, a fine vellum scroll
, a pearl vial, 3 iridescent spores, a length of rope, 3 sage branches in 3
groups, a soot-blackened tinderbox.
You are wearing:
a fesix backpack, a regal leaping panther ring, a suit of midnight blue
renegade full plate armour, a dark leather frogge, a frosted silver armlet,
polished black boots, a fearsome dark forestal great helm.
You have 62 types of items in the Rift.
You possess 158 items and are carrying no gold.
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-get gold from backpack66286

You get 8306 gold sovereigns from a fesix backpack.
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-buy cake

You pay 108 sovereigns and receive a slice of double-kafet whiskey gateau.
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-give cake to hajamin

You give a slice of double-kafet whiskey gateau to Hajamin, the Golden Lord.
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-say here, have some cake

You say, "Here, have some cake."
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-twinkle

Your eyes twinkle enchantingly.
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Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Waiting."
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-tell morphling emote snicker richter

You tell Nocturne, the morphling, "Emote snicker richter"
Nocturne, the morphling snickers at you.
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-say to morphling shaddup

You say to Nocturne, the morphling, "Shaddup."
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The warmth of the merry campfire drains away your tensions and worries.
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-
(Market): Derian says, "Master herbalist looking for work! Discounts for
alchemists and bulk orders."
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Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Do you need help?"
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-say I think I might pass this time

You say, "I think I might pass this time."
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-twiddle

You twiddle your thumbs.
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Wagel arrives in a cone of sparkling light.
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You see Hajamin, the Golden Lord shout, "It seems Richter is alittle scared."
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A cone of sparkling light rises up around Wagel and whisks him away.
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-
Shiro Aramanth echoes, "Lord Hajamin, I will be glad to take up this challenge
if you would permit me."
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-say there's someone with a deathwish!

You say, "There's someone with a deathwish!"
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You see Hajamin, the Golden Lord shout, "Alright, on the count a three."
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(Glomdoring): Pentu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Anyone at the
Ravenwood?"
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You see Hajamin, the Golden Lord shout, "3."
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Wagel arrives in a cone of sparkling light.
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You see Hajamin, the Golden Lord shout, "2."
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-say to morphling this should be good

You say to Nocturne, the morphling, "This should be good."
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You see Hajamin, the Golden Lord shout, "1."
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The warmth of the merry campfire drains away your tensions and worries.
3382h, 2656m, 2980e, 10p ex-
(Glomdoring): Narses (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I am."
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You see Hajamin, the Golden Lord shout, "RUN."
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Lord Hajamin spins the Lance of Brilliance above His head, causing a blinding
light to flood the area. When your vision returns, you realize He is no longer
standing here.

So then he left. After a bit, he came back to take me up on my "challenge". The part Tsaephi quoted was much funnier on my end, cause Haj was in Deepnight with Tully and I for a few minutes. We each dropped our lances, he took mine, but whenever I took his, it would go back to the ground. After a while of this, he finally told me to take it again, and that's from the first death.

So, with my endurance back, I spouted off my song, and was killed again.

I think Kidaen has some competition now though.

It's a he. Seems Narsrim and I can go ahead with what we were planning...

(Aquamancers): Kome says, "I received a message from... hum the gods yes , they were saying that my access to the pool of stars has been restored. Excellent,
and what do i do with the pool?"

Anything. Just don't pee in it.

*snicker*

(Market): Umbrawn says, "Transcendant Alchemist for hire, send tells now!!"

(Market): Umbrawn says, "OH MY GOD."

Man, I love playing with my shrubs.

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Clockwork Craftworks.
A glorious, rich-hued carpet is spread upon the ground.
You see a single exit leading down.
You have been turned into a shrub by the administration. You will remain a
shrub for a remaining forever.
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msgs
Being a small shrubbery, you are able to do aught but perhaps rustle a bit.
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rm
You have no further messages.
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(D'varsha's Circuit): Joli (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Psi super
choke rauros."
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rm
You have no further messages.
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rn
Being a small shrubbery, you are able to do aught but perhaps rustle a bit.
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(D'varsha's Circuit): Airees (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Watch and
eat fishcake."
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(D'varsha's Circuit): Rauros (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Jolis
always trying choke me."
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(D'varsha's Circuit): Joli (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "First time."
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(D'varsha's Circuit): Rauros (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Lies ."
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(D'varsha's Circuit): Rauros (from the Prime Material Plane) says,
"Overpowerezed nerf!"

Remember kids, check your clans!

(Serenwilde Blacksmiths): You say, "Nymmeh."
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(House of Shadows): Nymerya (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*does the
Kirbydance*."
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(Market): Luthe says, "Refilling, send tells."
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(House of Shadows): Nyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And wave your
hands."
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(Serenwilde Blacksmiths): You say, "Dont leave meeeeeeee!"
6282h, 2013m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

The following members of the clan of Serenwilde Blacksmiths are online:
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(Serenwilde Blacksmiths): You say, "Ill cry, and grown men dont cry ."
6282h, 1990m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

(House of Shadows): Nyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hop up and down
and wiggle in your pants."
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(House of Shadows): Joli (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hehe."
6282h, 2013m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

(Serenwilde Blacksmiths): You say, "Drops trough*."
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(Serenwilde Blacksmiths): Kli (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Whats
wrong?"
6282h, 1991m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

(Serenwilde Blacksmiths): You say, "Dances too erotically for nym to leave,
transfixing her with his lustrous ways, thus staying with us forever*."
6282h, 1965m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

(House of Shadows): Emmy (from the Prime Material Plane) says,
"(''<)...<('')...(>'')>...^('')^...(>''<)...<(''<)"
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The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
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Convoy of the Hart, Astrasia says, "May i a second?"
6282h, 1992m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

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(House of Shadows): Nyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Step to the
left."
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(House of Shadows): Joli (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I miss Nayl.
Poor girl got grounded I think."
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(House of Shadows): Nymerya (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "8giggle*."
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(House of Shadows): Nyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Step to the
right."
6282h, 2013m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

(Serenwilde Blacksmiths): Klia (from the Prime Material Plane) says,
"Diamante."
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(House of Shadows): Nyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And thats the
joli dance!"
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Convoy of the Hart, Astrasia says, "It most likely won't work."
6282h, 2013m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

(Serenwilde Blacksmiths): Klia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You're
scaring me."
6282h, 2013m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

crickets chirp


(House of Shadows): Emmy (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Heh."
6282h, 2013m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

The following members of the clan of Serenwilde Blacksmiths are online:
6282h, 2013m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

(Serenwilde Blacksmiths): You say, "Oh crap."
6282h, 1989m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

(House of Shadows): Emmy (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*loves on her
kirbydance!*."
6282h, 2013m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

(Serenwilde Blacksmiths): You say, "Sooo."
6282h, 2013m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

(House of Shadows): Tsakar (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*does the
senile old dog dance*."
6282h, 1990m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

(Serenwilde Blacksmiths): Klia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yeah."
6282h, 1991m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

(Serenwilde Blacksmiths): You say, "How long have I been mischanning?"
6282h, 1991m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

(Serenwilde Blacksmiths): Klia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Lets not
ever mention that again."
6282h, 2013m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

(Serenwilde Blacksmiths): You say, "*whistle*."
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The Portal of Fate flashes as Skipell steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.
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(Serenwilde Blacksmiths): You say, "Is it just you and me?"
6282h, 1992m, 3540e, 10p exkdb-

(Serenwilde Blacksmiths): Klia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And
please pull up your pants and stop erotically dancing."