Gerald's got a stalker! Gerald's got a stalker!

Taint Monster Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Nali's Pretty says, "And nevermind the fact
that nobody listens to Stangmar anyways, -I- have no patience for it. Not that
anyone listens to me, but I'm more violent than he is."

EDIT: We were at the megalith telling a nihilist novice to stop babbling about the sign of the skull and he wouldn't stop.

You order a pooka entity to manipulate Nejii.
Spiral Stargazer, Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says to a red fox, "Heeeey, you're
looking pretty hot there."

Munsia pounces on the Moonhart Mother Tree, sending the Moonhart Mother Tree rolling head over heels with her.

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Perhaps it is time to disable these emotes with objects?

Kahazul tells you, "(A zealot, eh?)"
Kahazul tells you, "(Warn him not to give Amaru a handjob. He has warts)"

EDIT:
Kahazul tells you, "(Gwylifar thinks he so freaking cool because he wrote a 40-page guide
on birthing in Imperian)"
2940h, 3336m, 3534e, 1p elrxk-
Kahazul tells you, "(Well him. I'm going to tell people how you can eat every
creature in the game, raw)"
2940h, 3336m, 3534e, 1p elrxk-
Kahazul tells you, "(And then, the Beastiality and Incest guide. The Serens will buy it
up)"

He is a nimble shadowlord faeling and larger than normal, a bit over three feet
in height. His skin is a translucent ebony, pine-green shadows seeming to churn
just below the surface. Glimmering with silver highlights, his hair is a rich,
pure white, hanging thick and straight down to his shoulders. His eyes, glowing
with red fire, tiny flecks of green seeming to dance in the flames, constantly
roam around the room, watching everything about him. His body is lean and lithe,
long cables of muscle lying against his bones making him much stronger than
first impression would think. He moves gracefully, making little to no noise as
he walks on the forest floor, instinctively knowing where to place his feet for
silence. Springing from his back are a pair of leathery wings, arching high with
a hint of arrogance, faint green tinges showing when struck by the light. He is
wearing a pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a dark forestal
scabbard, a dark forestal scabbard, a ravenwood stud through his left ear, a
pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a
pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a dark forestal scabbard, a crimson
scabbard, a pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a dark forestal scabbard, a shining silver
scabbard, a pocketbelt, a shining silver scabbard, a pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a
pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a crimson scabbard, a dark
forestal scabbard, a pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a
pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a
pocketbelt, a pocketbelt, a ring of midnight-hued steel, an elegant green cloak
of fine wool, a cloak of crow feathers, a leopard-shaped brooch of onyx and
opal, a black widow spider brooch, a bracelet of silver webs, a twinkling ebony
great helm, and a suit of blackened iron warrior field plate.

Doesn't mean I won't imagine you like that now...


Situation: Faethorn raid with Murphy as the main participant

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Druid says, "Aaagh! I die!"
Sharky Murphy yells, "Fish are friends, not food! Intervention, bitches!"

Though that's a little inaccurate since he'd kill a merian also.

hmmm thats an interesting theory....change it to fish are food not friends!

Murphy gazes at you with love and adoration.


I know what that is but... I just find it horribly funny. Enough to make me giggle.

Munsia grows still and her lips begin to move silently.
7287h, 2726m, 4256e, 10p

Munsia drops a pink pill.
Munsia is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, her soul safe
until she returns to Lusternia.

Hmmm, better warn leef, wouldnt want little munsie's popping up next year

She wants me.

You feel an unusually strong lust for High Crusader Sir Silimaur, Knight of the
Dawn.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ciera.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Professor Razlinn Rae'Fiarel.
You feel an unusually strong lust for High Eradriot Elgar, Student of Light.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Squire Cooper, of the Armies of Light.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Chef Arix Windrider, Aerial Trickster.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Vesar, Water Magi.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Veradin, Sir Ekard, Shakiniel's Charge.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Keeper of the Bones, Xenthos, the Ebon
Strategist.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Grand Crusader, Sir Kurama, Marshal of
the Dawn.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Asmoth.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ecclesiar Nyla As'ena.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Aqua Initiate Tsna.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Grand Duke Shamarah.

How so?

So, I was guarding a node in the game but everyone else left to defend.



ql
Ruins of a courtyard.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
graceful tree stands here, shaped vaguely like the form of a woman. Thrumming
loudly, a wild node is planted firmly here, astral energies swirling around it.
A hornbeam sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Lady Malicia La'Saet,
Sunaj Blade is here, shrouded. She wields a broadsword with flame etchings in
each hand. Triden, Rhythm Section is here, shrouded. He wields a exquisitely
crafted draconic broadsword in his left hand and an imperial twilight-steel
broadsword in his right.
You see exits leading east (open door), southwest, and northwest.
3482h, 5546m, 4772e, 10p, 26630w ex-
'yay, I'm not alone!
You say, "Yay, I'm not alone!"
3482h, 5546m, 4772e, 10p, 26630w ex-
ql
Ruins of a courtyard.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
graceful tree stands here, shaped vaguely like the form of a woman. Thrumming
loudly, a wild node is planted firmly here, astral energies swirling around it.
A hornbeam sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here.
You see exits leading east (open door), southwest, and northwest.
3482h, 5546m, 4772e, 10p, 26630w ex-
peer
You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Divine slip-ups part II!

(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "Qw."
3482h, 5804m, 4772e, 10p, 27920w ex-

(Serenwilde): Elcyrion says, "Strange echoes today."

Xavius attempts to grin, but something goes terribly wrong.

You give Xavius the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Xavius shouts "Oi!" at the top of his voice.

Nayl gives Xavius the once over.

Nayl gives you the once over.

You say to Xavius, "Not much of a grinner?"

Xavius tells you, "Try GIRN."

You attempt to grin, but something goes terribly wrong.

You blink.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Shayle blinks.

Shayle puts her hands on her hips and goes "Hmmm!"

The corners of Shayle's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

You tell Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper, ""GIRN"."

Shayle attempts to grin, but something goes terribly wrong.

Shayle doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from her eyes.

Nayl d'Iasani Treeripper says, "I think I scared him out of grinning."

Murphy tells you, "3420h, 3420m, 3654e, 10p elrxk-propose to richter with flail. You can't marry your brother! What type of animal do you think you are!""

For the amusement.... this is proposing while married.

You are already married! My goodness, when I was your age, we had some respect
for the institution of marriage. We didn't go around asking other people to
marry us while we were still married. Shame on you.