Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Esano2006-08-18 02:54:31
Try this:
QUOTE

Shorlen gives the corpse of a bulky algae plant to a large yellow spider.

A large yellow spider grabs the corpse of a bulky algae plant out of Shorlen's
hand and gobbles it down, hungrily.

A large yellow spider's movements seem to slow as it grows more lethargic. With
determination, it turns around and scuttles away.

Loud squishing sounds intermingled with the sound of spider legs frantically
clicking against the cavern walls echoes around you. Seconds later, a green
spider with orange stripes emerges from one of the many endless tunnels, bits of
neon green spider blood coating its stiff hair.
Diamondais2006-08-18 02:57:42
QUOTE(Esano @ Aug 17 2006, 10:54 PM) 320986

Try this:

Youve set me off in giggles.
Unknown2006-08-18 03:45:16
QUOTE(Fallen @ Aug 17 2006, 09:07 PM) 320896

Well.. considering guys and guys can't have babies.. it sorta makes sense tongue.gif At least it automatically made Ryld a part of the family, rather than having to waait. You could adopt hundreds of children at once! tongue.gif

If a Faeling girl and a Faeling guy can pop out a Tauren or Igasho or Tae'dae child then by all that is holy (or unholy.. or wrydy, or.. wildey) two guys can magic up a child!
Ialie2006-08-18 03:47:44
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Aug 17 2006, 11:45 PM) 321020

If a Faeling girl and a Faeling guy can pop out a Tauren or Igasho or Tae'dae child then by all that is holy (or unholy.. or wrydy, or.. wildey) two guys can magic up a child!



I think at that point it is more adopting no?
Unknown2006-08-18 04:23:27
I think there is a scroll somewhere that says race/gender/age all don't matter, and that babies are delivered by a battalion of 2nd Circle gods trying to protect the newborn from Morgfyre, or something like that, my memory isn't so good.
Shorlen2006-08-18 05:33:05
Elysiana tells you, "You know, I think warring with us was perhaps the most
foolish thing Celest has ever done."

You tell Stargazer Elysiana Talnara, An'Taithe Student, "Apart from the whole
releasing Kethuru and nearly destroying the world thing?"

Elysiana tells you, "Hmm, you have a definite point there."

dry.gif
Ista2006-08-18 05:49:59
(The Talnaras): Charune says, "I swear the Talnaras are taking over my order... and they scare me!"

(The Talnaras): Charune says, "Mrrr.. you didn't hear that!"
Acrune2006-08-18 05:54:34
QUOTE(Ista @ Aug 18 2006, 01:49 AM) 321098

(The Talnaras): Charune says, "I swear the Talnaras are taking over my order... and they scare me!"

(The Talnaras): Charune says, "Mrrr.. you didn't hear that!"


Did Charune just moo? unsure.gif
Charune2006-08-18 06:07:19
It was a "Mrr" not a "Moo".
Acrune2006-08-18 06:08:32
But when cows moo, it sounds like mrrr. Charune's a cow with antlers unsure.gif
Charune2006-08-18 06:10:08
Last person who called me that found out that my antlers hurt... ALOT.

And I don't know what sort of drunk cows you listen to, but having grown up near or around cows (and tipping more than my fair share) I can tell you when they moo it doesn't sound like mrr.
Jigan2006-08-18 06:19:48
Hrm,

I think "Mrr" is a sound a cat makes. Either when it's mad or too lazy to meow.

Edit: Methrenton Quote

You give a firmly packed snowball to Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame.
Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame exclaims, "Keep a firmly packed
snowball, Jigan. Who knows? Perhaps you will find use for it on your next
crusade against the darkness!"
Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame hands you a firmly packed snowball back
to you.
Gelo2006-08-18 07:25:34
QUOTE(Jigan @ Aug 18 2006, 04:19 PM) 321123

Hrm,

I think "Mrr" is a sound a cat makes. Either when it's mad or too lazy to meow.

Edit: Methrenton Quote

You give a firmly packed snowball to Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame.
Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame exclaims, "Keep a firmly packed
snowball, Jigan. Who knows? Perhaps you will find use for it on your next
crusade against the darkness!"
Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame hands you a firmly packed snowball back
to you.


With all the quotes we got from him, I'm starting to question his credibility dry.gif
Jigan2006-08-18 07:45:21
Oi, from me or Methrenton?
Noola2006-08-18 07:54:33
He tried to give that very same snowball to Elohora and she told him that the Light had no use for a snowball.

happy.gif
Gelo2006-08-18 08:37:19
QUOTE(Jigan @ Aug 18 2006, 05:45 PM) 321144

Oi, from me or Methrenton?


Methrenton of course. The circular "Elohora has fallen! We must seek the council of blah blah" is so much fun to read over and over.
Ashteru2006-08-18 09:41:18
QUOTE(Athana @ Aug 18 2006, 01:12 AM) 320903

Soll that happened when Ixion and Athana tried to family consider Vika too so she issued it and their solution was removing her from the family and so we attempted again and now it won't work at all sad.gif

Same for Thul. ._.
Unknown2006-08-18 12:15:36
Same for Helion.
Oh, wait.
Nobody's officially adopting Helion - He's an outcast.
losewings.gif
Xenthos2006-08-18 12:31:29
QUOTE(Charune @ Aug 18 2006, 02:10 AM) 321121

Last person who called me that found out that my antlers hurt... ALOT.

And I don't know what sort of drunk cows you listen to, but having grown up near or around cows (and tipping more than my fair share) I can tell you when they moo it doesn't sound like mrr.

It's a long sound, and definitely not just "moo". I can very easily see it being heard as if it was "mrr" instead, though it doesn't have as much emphasis on the r sound as the o. Moooo®ooooooo®ooo! happy.gif (Oh, and while I never actually tipped cows, they're ALL OVER THE PLACE here. Smelly beasts.)
Ashteru2006-08-18 12:31:47
QUOTE(HawkEmpire @ Aug 18 2006, 12:15 PM) 321185

Same for Helion.
Oh, wait.
Nobody's officially adopting Helion - He's an outcast.
losewings.gif

We are going to do it in order. -.- Thul -> Helion. Pffh. Not my fault Kyleel is never there. :/
But then, next time I catch her and you, you should talk.