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tsaephai2006-08-18 14:35:42
QUOTE(Charune @ Aug 18 2006, 02:10 AM) 321121

Last person who called me that found out that my antlers hurt... ALOT.

And I don't know what sort of drunk cows you listen to, but having grown up near or around cows (and tipping more than my fair share) I can tell you when they moo it doesn't sound like mrr.

It sounds a bit like MRROUGH! to me, so I could see how mrr would sound like a cow.
EDIT: On second thought, that could also be used to spell the way elks sound, so that's probably not too accurate.
Ialie2006-08-18 14:36:59

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Ashteru2006-08-18 14:38:19
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Diamondais2006-08-18 14:38:51
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What the? First none now really espensive? sad.gif
Soll2006-08-18 14:49:12
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Someone's optimistic. tongue.gif
Athana2006-08-18 14:53:09
You sense the piercing eyes of Soll looking upon you.

You sense the piercing eyes of Alodia looking upon you.

4899h, 7289m, 7631e, 10p xk<>-ql

Entrance to the Kalas Estate.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
Exhaling dark plumes of smoke with each breath, Chrylen, a three-headed chimera
crouches here in a state of majestic repose.
You see a single exit leading north (open door).

You sense the piercing eyes of Shamarah looking upon you.

You sense the piercing eyes of Shamarah looking upon you.

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Why is everyone scrying me!"

(Bellator Societas): Marcalo (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hoping to
catch you naked."

You sense the piercing eyes of Ashteru looking upon you.

You sense the piercing eyes of Ashteru looking upon you.

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Ashteru!"
Sylphas2006-08-18 15:25:11
Fix the family system! It so needs a rewrite. sad.gif
Diamondais2006-08-18 19:29:08
*** tells you, "Hi. err. Some one told me to tell you to probe the letter?"
p letter
This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder,
with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.
It has 13 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
An elegant white letter is holding:
"necklace96738" a silver necklace with an emerald pendant
"necklace51116" a baroque emerald bead necklace
"bracelet64181" a coral cuff bracelet with a star charm
"ring98175" a ruby butterfly ring
You tell Serenguard ***, "Eh..when did I get that?"
*** tells you, "How should i know? I barely know anything myself... I'm always the last to know.."
You tell Serenguard ***, "Who told you to ask? Im sorry, Im just kinda curious.."
*** tells you, "I dunno."
You tell Serenguard ***, "Well thank you anyways."
*** tells you, "Er... no problem? What was in it?"
You tell Serenguard ***, "A few pieces of jewelery and a note asking my forgiveness."
*** tells you, "Oh."

Then a bit later..

*** tells you, "Umm. She said "Well, thank you. Just out of curiousity, who told you" and that was pretty much it."
*** tells you, "Ha!"

wub.gif happy.gif
Daganev2006-08-18 19:44:32
Why is there too much gold in the system again?
Ashteru2006-08-18 20:17:42
(Bellator Societas): Shayle (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "But the "withholding sex threat" works regardless."

(Bellator Societas): Athana (from the Astral Plane) says, "We've been doing that all morning."
Athana2006-08-18 20:22:22
So out of context sad.gif
Ashteru2006-08-18 21:10:29
Telrath says, "And I go for the groin."
Veonira2006-08-18 21:27:55
(Bellator Societas): Tuek says, "Hmm 'OK' to commence the lesson."

"Ok!" Ildaudid exclaims.

"Ok!" Daevos exclaims.

"Ok!" Telrath exclaims.

"Ok!" Ashteru exclaims.
Shorlen2006-08-18 21:34:37
QUOTE(daganev @ Aug 18 2006, 03:44 PM) 321369
Why is there too much gold in the system again?

Somone stole 400,000 gold from Neph, and I'm guessing immediately used it to buy all the credits on the market.
Daganev2006-08-18 22:27:50
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Aug 18 2006, 02:34 PM) 321405

Somone stole 400,000 gold from Neph, and I'm guessing immediately used it to buy all the credits on the market.


*chuckle*

That is what my post said...

I was told I was wrong.
Lazurus2006-08-19 04:18:37
Spincycle, Seren Brave (Male Aslaran).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 23rd of Shanthin, 136 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Ward in the Alliance of Serenwilde.
He is a Freshmen Novice in the Serenguard.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
Saran2006-08-19 04:26:44
Azora Talnara, Silvermoon Vixen says to Aedan, "Nah, you can keep your nuts."
Unknown2006-08-19 04:54:40
(Market): Forren says, "Did your lady reject you after smelling that gorgog
stench on your robes? Cleanse it away, with Forren's enchantments!"


Now that's what I call clever advertising! laugh.gif
Athana2006-08-19 04:58:54
Raizan tells you, "Yo! Ixion is cheating on your left elbow."
Raizan tells you, "I hate your grandfather."
Raizan tells you, "Darn! Trying to see if you fell for the astral stuff."

Ixion tells you, "Ixion love you long time."

Ialie tells you, "Fool! Ialie loves Ixion's left nut!"

I hate Astral Insanity and people messing with my brain
Shakaya2006-08-19 06:14:22
QUOTE(Klauth @ Aug 19 2006, 02:18 PM) 321559

Spincycle, Seren Brave (Male Aslaran).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 23rd of Shanthin, 136 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Ward in the Alliance of Serenwilde.
He is a Freshmen Novice in the Serenguard.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.


That's a good book by an Australian author called Ilsa Evans. happy.gif