Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Sylphas2006-08-19 06:30:23
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Ialie tells you, "Fool! Ialie loves Ixion's left nut!"

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Acrune2006-08-19 06:37:27
Yeah, don't think I've gotten that message before.
Tsuki2006-08-19 06:51:01
QUOTE(Athana @ Aug 19 2006, 12:58 AM) 321569

I hate Astral Insanity and people messing with my brain

For the former, at least, keep an eye out for Tsuki and pester for a quick cure applied. For the latter ... chin.gif

Ask Tsuki to borrow her broom. Thwackings for all!! frenzy.gif
Shorlen2006-08-19 16:10:23
Occasionally, I get misaethers from people trying to do "SH" instead of "SHH," resulting in random tells of the names of slightly annoying people being told to be quiet.

The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "Terentia."

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Exeryte2006-08-19 17:55:20
At the Master Ravenwood Tree:

The Eye of Crow, Guildmaster Xavius of the Rowan says, "Get out, Seren."

Rupaw scratches his head in confusion.

The Eye of Crow, Guildmaster Xavius of the Rowan says, "Shoo."

You tell Rupaw, Seren Brave, "PORTALS, go south, and READ SIGN."

Rupaw tells you, "Rupaw can’t read."

You tell Rupaw, Seren Brave, “Just do PORTALS then.”

You tell Rupaw, Seren Brave, "You’ll be enemied if you don’t leave."

Rupaw, Seren Brave says, "Rupaw crush small fairy, fairy make no smashy."

Rupaw, Seren Brave says, "Rupaw just want spikeys!"

The Eye of Crow, Guildmaster Xavius of the Rowan angrily says, “I said out."

Rupaw, Seren Brave says, "Small fairy not anger Rupaw, Rupaw can smashy."

The Eye of Crow, Guildmaster Xavius of the Rowan smiles impishly and says, "I welcome that attempt."

Rupaw, Seren Brave says, "Rupaw smashy fairy?"

The Eye of Crow, Guildmaster Xavius of the Rowan says, "Try it. Reject your grace and see how far you et."

The Eye of Crow, Guildmaster Xavius of the Rowan says, "Er, get."

You glance over Rupaw and see that his health is at 355/355.
You assess the bodily wounds as follows:
*Head has no wounds.
*Chest has no wounds.
*Gut has no wounds.
*Left arm has no wounds.
*Right arm has no wounds.
*Left leg has no wounds.
*Right leg has now wounds.

You say, "1000 gold on Xavius."

Rupaw, Seren Brave says, "Rupaw crush small fairy!"

Rupaw shouts out a happy "Yay!"

The Eye of Crow, Guildmaster Xavius of the Rowan sticks out his tongue and says to you, "It’s *me*. Does it matter who I’m fighting?"

Rupaw cries aloud his rejection of divine grace.

You tug your chin thoughtfully.

You say, "Good point."

Rupaw leaps up in the air and launches a flying kick at Xavius.
Rupaw connects.

Rupaw leaps up in the air and launches a flying kick at Xavius.
Rupaw connects.

Xavius whispers a string of sibilant syllables, and leaves rustle loudly in answer. He gestures violently at Rupaw.
A viciously thorned vine spears out from a nearby bush and lashes tightly around Rupaw’s left arm.

Rupaw turns pallid and drops to the ground.
Rupaw has been slain by Xavius.

The soul of Rupaw says, "Fairy owww."

Xavius picks up the corpse of Rupaw.

The soul of Rupaw says, "Fairy make big smashy."

With obvious delight, Xavius digs into the corpse of Rupaw, eating only the choicest organs and leaving the rest for the vultures.

The soul of Rupaw says, "Rupaw be back with spikeys!"

Seeing his situation to be hopeless, Rupaw begins uttering fervent prayers for salvation.

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
Unknown2006-08-19 18:01:44
I hate people who make idiot alts on purpose to discredit an org. dry.gif
Acrune2006-08-19 18:09:27
He's also far too much like Wepaw, just not as smart.
Forren2006-08-19 18:37:10
Wow.... just.... wow.
Shyshaeia2006-08-19 19:53:53
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(Celest): Forren says, "What we are about to do is mandatory, required of all
non-novices."

You rub a flame shaped ring of fire opal and it begins to glow with a pulsating
light.
You touch the cosmos and allow your eyes to pierce through the veil of death.

Raflein has been torn to shreds by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Kahazul has been poisoned by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Merkada has been poisoned by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Neerth has fallen to the deadly poisons of Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Mazeb has fallen to the deadly poisons of Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Kahazul has been poisoned by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Ryld has been poisoned by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Notyalc has been poisoned by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Marzolan has fallen to the deadly poisons of Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Leef has fallen to the deadly poisons of Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Saraxus has been incinerated by a hideous archdemon.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Neerth has fallen to the deadly poisons of Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Yurika has fallen to the deadly poisons of Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Acrune has been poisoned by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Silimaur has been torn to shreds by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Sipelus has been cut down by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Gyorn has fallen to the deadly poisons of Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Sipelus has been cut down by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Raizan has been torn to shreds by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Shamarah has been poisoned by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.

(Celest): Leef says, "That hurt."

(Celest): Acrune (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "What the heck
happened?"

Gyorn has fallen to the deadly poisons of Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Raizan has been poisoned by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Forren has been burned to death by a hideous archdemon.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Shamarah has fallen to the deadly poisons of Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Forren has been cut down by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.

(Celest): Forren says, "See, next time, don't attack til we give the order."

Amaru has been poisoned by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.

(Celest): Forren says, "We didn't give him corpses."

(Celest): Acrune (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Damn it Saraxus."

Amaru has been incinerated by Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury.
You see the death occur at the Caves of Moldering Slimes.

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "Lovely deathspam there."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Gyorn says, "Thanks."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "Death is a hobby for some."

(Celest): Marzolan says, "Thanks so much for getting me needlessly killed
people. I do so love to pray. Instructions would have been nice, and following
them more so..."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Gyorn says, "Someone attacked early."

Loyen has been poisoned by the Voice of Baalphegar.
You see the death occur at the Cloisters of the Keeper.

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Kahazul says, ":censor: idiots. "whoops, we forgot 2
weaken him first, lol!""

(Celest): Neerth says, "Well, that solved my hunger problem at least."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Sipelus says, "Well, at least I learned something."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Sipelus says, "If it's called Lenu, it's most likely a
moron."


I can sum this up nicely: oops!

Somehow I knew that was gonna happen. Hence getting my deathsense ready biggrin.gif . I think there is a saying "Two heads are better than one."

And then, the lesson is.

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(Celest): Kahazul says, "Next time tell us what we're doing before you order
the entire city to follow you into dangerous territory."


happy.gif Celest just never ceases to amaze me.
Sipelus2006-08-19 20:00:11
Note that my comment there was IC and I have nothing whatsoever against the players of either Saraxus or Rafael glare.gif
Ashteru2006-08-19 20:03:24
QUOTE(Sipelus @ Aug 19 2006, 08:00 PM) 321763

Note that my comment there was IC and I have nothing whatsoever against the players of either Saraxus or Rafael glare.gif

Is that clan IC or OOC then?tongue.gif
Forren2006-08-19 20:03:48
We can't tell people what we're doing over CT, because we have a huge spy problem.

We were at Gorgulu. We didn't have time to tell people what to do before someone started attacking. We didn't even give corpses in beforehand or numen, because someone attacked without being told to. Usually, that comes before attacking.
Sipelus2006-08-19 20:05:12
It's an IC clan....(80% of the time wink.gif )

And wait, you mean that's not Kahazul's RP? tongue.gif
Unknown2006-08-19 20:14:08
I use the Pilgrim purely OOCly, which leads to lots of retards taking everything I say there IC. Clans cannot be both IC and OOC you ****ing idiots, that's not how it works.

But those are both my IC and OOC feelings, so I guess it works out alright there.
Acrune2006-08-19 20:14:45
It should be common knowledge to not attack big things without even saying that you're going to.

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(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Sipelus says, "If it's called Lenu, it's most likely a
moron."


Quoted because I laughed.
Unknown2006-08-19 20:16:30
Reiha tells you, "And yer gf is pretty cute, you must have done a lot of wooing
to get her tongue.gif."

You tell Apprentice Kalas Reiha, Wrath of Brom, "Uhm... about three months worth
of it."

Reiha tells you, "Wow."

You tell Apprentice Kalas Reiha, Wrath of Brom, "What?"

Reiha tells you, "Three months is a long time....it took Ildaudid three days or
so for me tongue.gif."

You tell Apprentice Kalas Reiha, Wrath of Brom, "Uhm....."

You tell Apprentice Kalas Reiha, Wrath of Brom, "If I say it you'll snub me."

Reiha tells you, "*glare*."

Reiha tells you, "I'm not easy *peer*."

You tell Apprentice Kalas Reiha, Wrath of Brom, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

You tell Apprentice Kalas Reiha, Wrath of Brom, "I wuv you."

Reiha tells you, "Go to hell."

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Rauros2006-08-19 20:43:54
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Why does that always happen when I'm rubbing me balls
Shyshaeia2006-08-20 02:25:59
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(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Raikogen says, "So, fellow Paladin Pilgrims. What are
we going to do about Bob?"


Remind you of any movies? Oh and this is not Trader Bob he was reffering to. wink.gif
Unknown2006-08-20 02:33:24
QUOTE(Shyshaeia @ Aug 19 2006, 09:25 PM) 321886

Remind you of any movies? Oh and this is not Trader Bob he was reffering to. wink.gif

The only Bob from the movies I know had bitch-tits
Shyshaeia2006-08-20 03:28:34
Well, I was thinking of the movie "What About Bob."