Getting tired of your lame ass racist jokes.

Guido... racial jokes are a hard thing... unless you are doing stand up and making fun of everyone, you should avoid telling them publically. If you are going to say people need to get a thick skin, just remember some people will do worse then get offended...

I did that with a chicken, too once and it was funny.

Never underestimate the power of snowball wielding chickens.

How the **** was that racist? A bit of a stereotype, but that was nothing. If you're going to get offended by that you'd might as well go stick your head in ground. "Lolz asians r bad drizerss! ban me!"

Anyway, that was one tell in about two-pages worth of otherwise acceptable discussion. Could have just cut that out.

*perk* What about asians?

Depends on who's telling the joke and how they tell it, but the admins probably felt it wasn't very appropiate regardless, Guido :/

say anything bad about asians...

Was that directed at me, Lightzout?

No, to Guido

Where's the fairy when we need him?

Poor girl....
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Trooper Saraa, the Cutthroat Sentry says, "Not if I kill you first!"

Throwing her hands in the air, Saraa tosses her head back and laughs
sadistically.

Rhinelin nods his head at you.

You say, "Freeforall on me!"

Saraa swings a bladed scimitar resembling flame at you. You are cut in the cheek
for a small flesh wound.

Saraa swings a bladed scimitar resembling flame at you. The cut to your left leg
leaves only a nick on your thigh.

"Huzzah!" Saraa shouts triumphantly.

Acolyte Rhinelin, Vassal of the Duke says, "I could die with you looking at me
crosseyed I bet."

You take a long drag off your pipe.

"Heh heh heh" Saraa chuckles.

You say, "Go for it."
-
You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.

You say, "I wont fight back."

You urge your companions onwards.

You have recovered equilibrium.

With a heavy overhand stroke, Saraa slams a bladed scimitar resembling flame
down upon you, but her swing hits your powerful aura and rebounds back into
herself. Saraa hacks off the right ear, leaving only a hole that pours blood.

"Ooowwwww!", Saraa whines.

"Ha!" you exclaim with gusto.

Saraa eats kombu seaweed.

Marcalo rolls on the floor, laughing.

Saraa takes a drink from a turquoise vial.

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Saraa.
You connect!

You take a long drag off your pipe.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.

Saraa takes a drink from a turquoise vial.

Rhinelin flashes Saraa a joyous smile.

Saraa gives a horrified gasp.

You stare deep into Saraa's soul and discern that:
Saraa's health stands at 3224/3224.
Saraa's mana stands at 2485/3020.
Saraa's ego stands at 3224/3428.
Saraa's power stands at 10/10.

Rhinelin begins to wield a bloody ear in his left hand.

Saraa eats kombu seaweed.

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Saraa gives herself the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Saraa.
You connect!

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

You take a long drag off your pipe.

Saraa razes your speed defence with a bladed scimitar resembling flame.

Saraa whips a bladed scimitar resembling flame through the air in front of you,
to no effect.

Saraa eats kombu seaweed.

You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.

Tiny tremours spread through your body as the world seems to slow down.

With a heavy overhand stroke, Saraa slams a bladed scimitar resembling flame
down upon you, but her swing hits your powerful aura and rebounds back into
herself. Saraa hacks her own chest for a small surface wound.

Saraa swings a bladed scimitar resembling flame at you, but her swing hits your
powerful aura and rebounds back into herself. Saraa cleanly cuts off her scalp,
revealing the bloody skull underneath.

"Ugh!", Saraa says in disgust.

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Rhinelin laughs out loud.

Saraa twitches spasmodically.

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Saraa.
You connect!

You take a long drag off your pipe.

Saraa takes a drink from a turquoise vial.

Saraa takes a drink from a turquoise vial.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.

Saraa eats kombu seaweed.

Trooper Saraa, the Cutthroat Sentry says, " ."

Acolyte Rhinelin, Vassal of the Duke says to Saraa, "You should stop while
you're ahead, you know..."

Trooper Saraa, the Cutthroat Sentry says, "So dumb."

Saraa takes a drink from a turquoise vial.

Acolyte Rhinelin, Vassal of the Duke says, "Dying?"

Acolyte Rhinelin, Vassal of the Duke says, "Follow me."

Trooper Saraa, the Cutthroat Sentry says, "Yup."

You stare deep into Saraa's soul and discern that:
Saraa's health stands at 305/3224.
Saraa's mana stands at 1885/3020.
Saraa's ego stands at 3224/3428.
Saraa's power stands at 10/10.

Trooper Saraa, the Cutthroat Sentry says, "Here i fo."

Saraa turns pallid and drops to the ground.
Herself has been slain by Saraa.

Poor kid.

Aww, looks like she didn't know how to cure scalped

Does Ixion really kick for more than I cudgel?

There were 2 kicks and 2 of her own attacks rebounded in there. And it doesn't look like she sipped health. So no, he doesn't. I don't think.

Now, now... he IS Ixion, after all.

Suuuuuuure.

Go Ixion, teach Dia's granddaughter that you dont reject family!


In reality, poor kid had no idea what she was getting into.