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by Viravain

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Ixion2006-08-22 02:59:48
Zenji gives a beautifully carved club to you.
Zenji gives a beautifully carved club to you.
Zenji gives a spiked wooden club to you.


Moon Wisdom Zenji, the Silver Watcher says, "Maybe you can melt them down or something?"

Zenji shrugs helplessly.

Flacarealah says, "We give them to our novices."

You give a beautifully carved club to Flacarealah.
You give a beautifully carved club to Flacarealah.
You give a spiked wooden club to Flacarealah.

Flacarealah says, "... I'm not a novice...."

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Diamondais2006-08-22 03:06:54
Flacarealah leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Flacarealah connects painfully.
Flacarealah leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Flacarealah connects painfully.
Flacarealah leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Flacarealah connects painfully.
Flacarealah gazes at you with love and adoration.
Flacarealah gives you the once over.
You peer about yourself unscrupulously.
Someone is impersonating you!
Druidess Dylara Mes'ard, of the Hart exclaims, "I shall have victory!"
Flacarealah throws out a quick jab at you.
Flacarealah connects painfully.
Flacarealah throws out a quick jab at you.
Flacarealah connects painfully.

I edited out my attacks, my attempts to heal, my health and such. Was just funny. She did start attacking me with her weapons later, guess I was annoying. happy.gif
Unknown2006-08-22 03:38:56
Censored, for yoo.

You tell Iblis d'Murani, "(OMFGOMFGOMFG BEST IDEA ************)"

You tell Iblis d'Murani, "(BUY ME SOME HOSTING NOW)"

Iblis tells you, "(Buy what?)"

You tell Iblis d'Murani, "(I need hosting for a mud now)"

You tell Iblis d'Murani, "(Find someone to teach me how to code)"

Iblis tells you, "(Yeah, not from me, ****er)"

Iblis tells you, "(Dude, this idea is gonna take WAY too much resources)"

You tell Iblis d'Murani, "(MAN)"

You tell Iblis d'Murani, "(SNAKES ON A PLANE MUD)"

You tell Iblis d'Murani, "(Select race: Human, Snake, or Plane)"

Iblis tells you, "(You)"

Iblis tells you, "(Corner)"

Iblis tells you, "(GO)"

You tell Iblis d'Murani, "(Select Class: Civilian, FBI, Pilot, Stewardess,
Criminal - Python, Cobra, Rattler, Anaconda - 747, Learjet, F-14, Tie-Fighter)"

Iblis tells you, "(Where do you get your ACID from?)"

Iblis tells you, "(I NEED some)"

You tell Iblis d'Murani, "(I concoct it from juniper, cinnamon, and the
distilled essence of nightmares)"

Iblis tells you, "(I hope you are ravaged by night-gaunts in the dread realm of
such nightmares)"
Hazar2006-08-22 04:50:43
You know, after 6+ hours of work and about 30 pages of homework should have left me tired and grumpy.

Now, thanks to that exchange, I'm tired and extraodinarily amused.
Marcalo2006-08-22 14:37:49
QUOTE(Vix @ Aug 21 2006, 07:14 PM) 322715




heh almost like Bun bun from sluggy freelance.
Soll2006-08-22 18:59:54
You feel an unusually strong lust for Hajaminfade, the Golden Lord.


Hajaminfade, the Golden Lord (Male Immortal).
The circumstances of His beginnings are beyond your feeble understanding.


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Unknown2006-08-22 19:19:50
Me thinks, we might, perchance, be seeing the legions other alter egos hoping out for short times in the future. search.gif
Exeryte2006-08-22 20:42:25
You swing an imperial twilight-steel broadsword at a giant red weevil. You cut him with a light wound.
The blade shears through a giant red weevil’s body, coming clean through the other side with a strangely silent swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he collapses to the ground.
You have slain a giant red weevil.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 84.
You have reached the illustrious level of 2nd Circle of the Fates.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a giant red weevil.

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Arix2006-08-22 22:01:17
Diamonti arrives from the east

Now diamante has a fanboi too
Unknown2006-08-22 22:28:26
(Market): You say, "Selling adjectives. Inquire via tells."

Minerva tells you, "Doing what?"

You tell Minerva, of Autumnal Moonlight, "Selling them."

Minerva tells you, "Selling what?"

You tell Minerva, of Autumnal Moonlight, "Adjectives."

Minerva tells you, "What the hell is that?"

Remember, you have to be 13 years old to play. That infers a third-grade education.
Hazar2006-08-22 22:33:03
Well, we're not in trouble until you start selling gerunds.
Shyshaeia2006-08-23 01:18:24
(Market): Marcalo says, "Seeking a non-whore to marry my son, send tells."

(Market): Soll says, "It looks like you're whore enough for the whole family,
with the amount of children you have."

(Market): Marcalo says, "Blame the wife."

(Market): Marcalo says, "And the milk man."

(Market): Kayde says, "How does having alot of children with one person make
him a whore? .. Buy my herbs!"

(Market): Haiden says, "Aww, is someone sad because they are infertile?"

(Market): Meshora says, "Looking for a way to get your man in the sack? Buy
Love cakes!"

(Market): Vika says, "Need the sack to get him in? Artisan for hire."

(Market): Marcalo says, "Seriously taking applications for someone to marry my
son. No fish, and no whiny tainted forest idiots."

(Market): Shira says, "Why can't he find his own girl?"

(Celest): Shira says, "Seriously though, who could possibly be so lame as to
have their parents pay for somone to marry them? And if somone does accept
doesn't that make them a prostitute?"

(Market): Marcalo says, "Seeking a mate for my son, must have birthing hips,
and no fish or tainted forest folk, send tells."

(Market): Meshora says, "Looking for a way to tell that special person 'Shut
up!!!'? Put em to sleep, soup for sale."

(Market): Faerdon says, "Need to fufilly your lust for shiny sharp objects??
buy one of my swords! Trans forger for hire."
Mirk2006-08-23 01:43:59
QUOTE

WHITEHART NEWS #266
Date: 8/22/2006 at 23:29
From: Druid Shorlen, Doe's Grace
To : Everyone
Subj: *I Don't think anyone actually needs to know this, so I omitted it, along with the contents*





Druid(ess) Shorlen Mes'ard
Guardian of the Circle

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Vestian, in the year 155 CE.

Diamondais2006-08-23 02:06:10
Krellan tells you, "*jump* it's dia's birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

glare.gif Really thought it was me being told to get lost from Shallach, really did cause I was hitting an orc. Instead my big scare is this. I did laugh, but man did it scare me.
Shyshaeia2006-08-23 02:52:00
QUOTE
You say, "Much more learned now?"
3460h, 5444m, 5102e, 10p exk-
tell tier you sure you dont wanna be my son
You tell Tier, Child of Light, "You sure you dont wanna be my son."
3460h, 5444m, 5102e, 10p exk-

Tier, Child of Light says, "Yes."
3460h, 5444m, 5102e, 10p exk-
grin
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
3460h, 5444m, 5102e, 10p exk-
good
"Good!" you enthuse.
3460h, 5444m, 5102e, 10p exk-

Tier, Child of Light says, "You do realize I was saying yes to the learning."


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Sylphas2006-08-23 03:22:41
QUOTE(Mirk @ Aug 22 2006, 09:43 PM) 323175


That reminds me, I have to msg Yini.
Shiri2006-08-23 03:36:15
Discussing sources of money and power in the commune...

Charune, the Lord of the Hunt sticks out his tongue and says, "Leave Goldies
rainy day fund out of it. He worked hard stealing everything he could that
wasn't nailed down to raise that gold."
Diamondais2006-08-23 03:39:06
QUOTE(Shiri @ Aug 22 2006, 11:36 PM) 323205

Discussing sources of money and power in the commune...

Charune, the Lord of the Hunt sticks out his tongue and says, "Leave Goldies
rainy day fund out of it. He worked hard stealing everything he could that
wasn't nailed down to raise that gold."

We have great Admin, we really do. laugh.gif
Shyshaeia2006-08-23 03:43:08
When the real answer is not enough:

QUOTE
(Celest): Nico (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "We need cubes, guys."

(Celest): Forren (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You can use mine."

(Celest): Talbert (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And Vials."

(Celest): Kaalak (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes. We need vials."

(Celest): Dralan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What are cubes?"

(Celest): Forren (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Enchantment cubes
recharge enchanted jewelry."

(Celest): Talbert (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Three demential
squares."

(Celest): Marzolan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Actually, they're
three-dimensional."

(Celest): Dralan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Recharge jewelry?"

(Celest): Talbert (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "We Igasho aren't the
best spellers."

(Celest): Marzolan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That's why we
Professors are around."

(Celest): Marzolan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Though, I suppose if
you got your cube from Mag it could be a three-dimensional, demented square..."

(Celest): Marzolan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And then you just
combined words... meh I'm rambling. Goodbye Celest!"

(Celest): Daxera (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Oh, Marzolan. I didn't
know squares could be demented."

(Celest): Marzolan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "When mag or Seren are
involved.... who knows what they could be... if they're even squares
anymore..."

(Celest): Daxera (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Possibly circles?"

(Celest): Collvan says, "Trapezoids. Definitely trapezoids."

(Celest): Marzolan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Or some shape noone
can ronounce..."

(Celest): Marzolan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Anyways, gotta go.
Take care!"

(Celest): Talbert (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You too, you nut job."


On a roll today!
Tsuki2006-08-23 03:45:22
Charune, the Lord of the Hunt says, "I am going to go and ummm do something else
mindunmbingly fun!"

Charune, the Lord of the Hunt says, "And learn to spell."